第一篇：英語(yǔ)一分鐘幽默演講稿

幽默英語(yǔ)演講稿

love your mother 愛(ài)你的母親

why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom? 你為什么哭?一個(gè)小男孩問(wèn)他的媽媽.because im a woman, she told him.因?yàn)槲沂桥?她告訴他.i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答

his mom just hugged him and said, and you never will, but thats o.k........媽媽擁抱了他說(shuō),你永遠(yuǎn)也不會(huì)明白,但沒(méi)關(guān)系...later the little boy asked his father, why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.后來(lái)小男孩問(wèn)他的父親媽媽為什么似乎在無(wú)緣無(wú)故的哭泣? all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say......所有的女人都會(huì)常常沒(méi)有原因地哭泣,這是他的父親唯一可以解釋的...the little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩長(zhǎng)大,成了男人的時(shí)候, 他仍然奇怪媽媽為什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily? 最后他把這件事禱告給上帝,他問(wèn)上帝,為什么女人容易哭泣? god answered......上帝回答: when i made woman, i decided she had to be special.i made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet, 當(dāng)我創(chuàng)造女人的時(shí)候, 我決定把她造的很特別, 我讓她的雙肩強(qiáng)壯的足以能夠承擔(dān)整個(gè)世界,但是, 卻讓她的雙臂溫柔的足夠去安慰他人...i gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection even from her own children.我給她內(nèi)在的力量去忍受生產(chǎn)的劇痛, 也讓她有勇氣承受無(wú)數(shù)的傷害, 甚至這些傷害有時(shí)會(huì)來(lái)自于自己的孩子...i gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going and take care of her family and friends, even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without 我給她頑強(qiáng),讓她能夠不斷地前進(jìn), 并且照顧自己的家人和朋友, 甚至當(dāng)每個(gè)人都放棄的時(shí)候, 她卻能夠堅(jiān)強(qiáng)地在疾病和勞累之時(shí)毫無(wú)怨言...i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances.even when her child has hurt her badly....she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenagers anxieties and fears....我給她內(nèi)心的敏感,讓她在任何環(huán)境下都深愛(ài)著自己的孩子.甚至在他們深深傷害她的時(shí)候．．．

她用那特別的力量，讓年幼孩子的在受傷的時(shí)候感到安慰，也能夠讓年輕的子女消除緊張與恐懼．．．

i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults and i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....我給她力量關(guān)心她的丈夫，盡管他會(huì)犯錯(cuò)．我用男人的肋骨創(chuàng)造了女人，使女人可以保護(hù)男人的心臟．．． i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....我給她智慧，讓她知道一個(gè)好丈夫永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)傷害他的妻子，但有時(shí)候會(huì)試煉她堅(jiān)定的永遠(yuǎn)跟隨自己丈夫的能力與決心． for all of this hard work, i also gave her a tear to shed.it is hers to use whenever needed and it is her only weakness....when you see her cry, tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.因?yàn)檫@些種種的困難，我也同樣賜她流下眼淚，這是當(dāng)她在需要時(shí)可以使用的，這是她唯一的軟弱之處．．．

當(dāng)你看到她哭泣的時(shí)候，告訴她你有多么地愛(ài)她，告訴她她為所有人所做的一切，即使這樣她可能還是會(huì)哭泣，但你會(huì)使她的心里得到安慰． she is special!please send this to women you know, and those with mothers, sisters, and special women in their lives.她是獨(dú)特的！

請(qǐng)把這個(gè)信息傳遞給你認(rèn)識(shí)的女人，有母親，姐妹和特別的女性在他們生命里的人． but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.篇二：英語(yǔ)演講稿1分鐘

親愛(ài)的同學(xué)們：

你們好！

我想請(qǐng)問(wèn)大家，如果我打開(kāi)地圖，請(qǐng)你為我指出，你最喜歡哪個(gè)國(guó)家？也許你會(huì)指自由自在的美國(guó)，也許你會(huì)指浪漫的法國(guó)，也許你還會(huì)指神秘的埃及?？墒窃谖覀兊男闹?卻永遠(yuǎn)忘不了一個(gè)令人驕傲的國(guó)度,那就是我們的祖國(guó)——中國(guó)!我們偉大的祖國(guó)是最大的國(guó)家之一。它的人口超過(guò)12億。北京是他的首都。想必大家都知道，中國(guó)歷史悠久，在1949年以前，我們?cè)且粋€(gè)很軟弱貧窮的國(guó)家，這些都已成為過(guò)去，中國(guó)現(xiàn)在是一個(gè)強(qiáng)大的發(fā)展中國(guó)家。事實(shí)證明，中國(guó)是強(qiáng)大的不可戰(zhàn)勝的。

如果有人問(wèn)起，我會(huì)自豪地說(shuō)，我是中國(guó)人。中國(guó)我為你驕傲。

謝謝大家，我的演講完畢！hello, everyone 自我介紹

i’d like to ask you to point out your favorite country if here is a map.maybe you will choose the united states for the freedom;maybe you will choose french for the romantic.i’d like to say that these are nice countries for traveling.but there is one country in the bottom of my heart, and i will be proud of her forever, that’s china---my motherland!our great motherland is one of the largest countries in the world.it has a population of over thirteen hundred million.beijing is its capital.it’s needless to say that china has a long history.now china is a strong and developing country.facts have proved that china is a powerful, invincible.if anyone asked, we will proudly say that i am chinese.i am proud of you-----china.i am a primary school student now;i know that all of us are the future of our nation.so, what we need to do is to study hard step by step, listen carefully in the class and do homework everyday so that we can dedicate ourselves to our nation when we grown up!that’s my speech!thank you for listening.篇三：幽默英語(yǔ)演講小短文(2分鐘的)as food is to the body, so is learning to the mind.our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food.likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our keen mental power and expand our intellectual capacity.constant learning supplies us with inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power of reasoning, analysis, and judgment.learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace with the times in the information age, and an infallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty.學(xué)習(xí)之于心靈，就像食物之于身體一樣。攝取了適量的營(yíng)養(yǎng)食物，我們的身體得以生長(zhǎng)而肌肉得以發(fā)達(dá)。同樣地，我們應(yīng)該日復(fù)一日不斷地學(xué)習(xí)以保持我們敏銳的心智能力，并擴(kuò)充我們的智力容量。不斷的學(xué)習(xí)提供我們用不盡的燃料，來(lái)驅(qū)使我們磨利我們的推理、分析和判斷的能力。持續(xù)的學(xué)習(xí)是在信息時(shí)代中跟時(shí)代并駕齊驅(qū)的最穩(wěn)當(dāng)?shù)姆椒?，也是在變?dòng)的世代中成功的可靠保證。一旦學(xué)習(xí)停止，單調(diào)貧乏的生活就開(kāi)始了。視學(xué)校為汲取知識(shí)的唯一場(chǎng)所是種常見(jiàn)的謬誤。相反地，學(xué)習(xí)應(yīng)該是一種無(wú)終止的歷程，從生到死。由于世界一直快速地在變動(dòng)，只要學(xué)習(xí)停頓數(shù)日就將使人落后。更糟的是，蟄伏在我們潛意識(shí)深處的獸性本能就會(huì)復(fù)活，削弱我們追求高貴理想的意志，弱化我們掃除成功障礙的決心，而且扼殺我們凈化我們?nèi)烁竦挠Ｈ鄙賹W(xué)習(xí)將不可避免地導(dǎo)致心靈的停滯，甚至更糟地，使其僵化。因此，為了保持心理年輕，我們必須將學(xué)習(xí)當(dāng)作一生的事業(yè)。2．heavy schoolwork【課業(yè)繁重】 in my opinion, the schoolwork now being assigned to high school students is too heavy.while it is true that students need to study, they need other things as well if they are to grow into healthy and well-rounded adults.high should be allowed more time for play.playing is not wasting time, as some think.it gives them physical exercise, and also exercise their imagination.which tends to be stifled by too much study.finally, the pressure put on high school students by excessive schoolwork can cause serious stress, which is unhealthy physically and mentally.i do not advocate the elimination of schoolwork.i do think, however, that a reduction of the current heavy load would be beneficial to students and to the society as a whole.我認(rèn)為目前高中生的課業(yè)實(shí)在太重了，雖然說(shuō)學(xué)生的確應(yīng)當(dāng)念書，但是要想長(zhǎng)大成為健全的人，他門還需要一些其它的東西，所以應(yīng)該給高中生較多從事娛樂(lè)的時(shí)間。娛樂(lè)并不如某些人所想的，是在浪費(fèi)時(shí)間，它可以讓學(xué)生鍛煉身體，發(fā)揮被繁重課業(yè)扼殺的想象力。此外，繁重的課業(yè)加諸在高中生身上的壓力可能引起嚴(yán)重的情緒緊張，這對(duì)身心都有害。我并非主張廢除學(xué)校課業(yè)，但是我認(rèn)為減輕目前繁重的課業(yè)對(duì)于學(xué)生和整個(gè)社會(huì)都是有益的。3．time【時(shí)間】 lost time is never found again.this is something which i learned very clearly last semester.i spent so much time fooling around that my grades began to suffer.i finally realized that something had to be done.it was time for a change.now i have a new plan for using my time wisely.i have set my alarm clock ahead half an hour.this will give me a head start on the day.i have also decided to keep a log of what i do and when i do it.looking back on what i’ve done will give me some ideas on how to reorganize my time.時(shí)光一去不復(fù)返，這是我上學(xué)期清楚學(xué)到的教訓(xùn)。我浪費(fèi)很多時(shí)間四處游蕩，以致于我的成績(jī)開(kāi)始退步。最后我終于了解到我必須有所作為；該是痛改前非的時(shí)候了。

現(xiàn)在我有一個(gè)明智運(yùn)用時(shí)間的新方法。我已將鬧鐘早撥半小時(shí)，這將使我這一天的作息提前開(kāi)始。我也決定將我所做的一切及做這些事的時(shí)間記錄下來(lái)?；仡櫸宜龅氖虑闀?huì)啟發(fā)我如何重新安排我的時(shí)間。

4．work and play【工作與娛樂(lè)】 what i usually do to relax after school is jogging and seeing movies.usually i dont spare time for exercise, but i value the physical education class at school.jogging several rounds in the field certainly relieves the days pressure.on weekends, ill catch the morning movie for my visual enjoyment.i feel revived and energetic for another weeks work-load.工作與娛樂(lè)并不互相沖突，事實(shí)上，它們之間的關(guān)系還相輔相成。有句格言說(shuō)：「整日工作而沒(méi)有休閑娛樂(lè)，會(huì)令人變得沉悶乏味?！贡还ぷ髦?fù)?dān)壓得喘不過(guò)氣來(lái)的生活，將使你一事無(wú)成，因?yàn)槟銓?duì)一成不變的例行公事感到厭煩。由另一方面來(lái)說(shuō)，適度的娛樂(lè)活動(dòng)能提供各種管道，來(lái)渲泄你被壓抑的情緒，減輕單調(diào)生活中的緊張與不悅。

放學(xué)之后，我最常做的休閑活動(dòng)，便是慢跑與看電影。通常我并不特地?fù)艹鰰r(shí)間來(lái)做運(yùn)動(dòng)，但是我很重視學(xué)校的體育課。在操場(chǎng)上慢跑幾圈，無(wú)疑地可以減輕一天的壓力。在周末時(shí)，我都去看早場(chǎng)電影，享受視覺(jué)饗宴。如此一來(lái)，我將有如再生般的充沛活力，去面對(duì)下一星期的工作量。

5．my first job【我的第一份工作】 my first job was at a cramming school.it was three years ago when i just graduated from junior high school and finished the entrance examination.since i had nothing to do that summer, i decided to find a job, tasting the joy of independence.i was responsible for answering the telephone and taking the message.i worked eight hours a day, six days a week.the work was not difficult nor heavy to me and i guess i did well.the most delighted thing was perhaps that i could spend the money i earned all by myself.我的第一份工作是在一家補(bǔ)習(xí)班做事。那是三年前我剛從國(guó)中畢業(yè)，考完聯(lián)考時(shí)的事了。既然我那整個(gè)夏天都閑著沒(méi)事，倒不如找份差事，嘗嘗獨(dú)立賺錢的快樂(lè)。

我負(fù)責(zé)接聽(tīng)電話且紀(jì)錄留言的工作。我一天工作八小時(shí)，一星期工作六天。那份工作對(duì)我而言既不困難亦不沉重，所以我想我還滿稱職的。而最令人快樂(lè)的事大概莫過(guò)于花全部由自己賺來(lái)的錢了！

6．my favorite sports【我最喜愛(ài)的運(yùn)動(dòng)】 sports help everyone to keep healthy, happy, and efficient.so i pay special attention to games, especially table-tennis.table tennis is my favorite game.i play it almost every day.table-tennis is an ideal game us because it brings the whole body into action.it strengthens our muscles, expands our lungs, promotes the circulation of the blood, and causes a healthy action of the skin.besides, it is very amusing and does not cost us much money.table-tennis is very moderate;it is not so rough as football.it is an indoor game and can be played even on rainy days.thus, it is my favorite kind of exercise.運(yùn)動(dòng)能幫助每一個(gè)人保持健康、快樂(lè)和有效率。所以我特別重視運(yùn)動(dòng)，特別是桌球，桌球是我最喜歡的運(yùn)動(dòng)。我?guī)缀趺刻焱妗?/p>

桌球?qū)ξ覀兌?，是一?xiàng)理想的運(yùn)動(dòng)，因?yàn)樗梢允刮覀內(nèi)磉\(yùn)動(dòng)，它可以增強(qiáng)我們的肌肉，擴(kuò)張我們的肺部，促進(jìn)血液循環(huán)，并且使肌膚產(chǎn)生健康作用，此外，它很有趣而且所費(fèi)不多。桌球是相當(dāng)溫和適中的，它不像足球那么粗野。它是一種室內(nèi)運(yùn)動(dòng)，甚至在下雨天也能玩。因此，桌球是我最喜愛(ài)的一種運(yùn)動(dòng)。篇四：一分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿范文

一分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿范文 my family there are three people in my family.im a boy(girl).im ten years old.my dad is a worker.my mother is a worker too.and i have a dog.its names john.it alaways play with me.and i also love him.this is my family.do you like us? 我的家

我家有三個(gè)人.我是一個(gè)男孩(女孩).我今年十歲.我的爸爸是個(gè)工人.我的媽媽也是個(gè)工人.我有一條狗.它的名字叫john.它總是和我一起玩.我也愛(ài)它.這是我的家.你喜歡我們嗎? my hobby im a boy.my hobby is playing basketball.i often play basketball with my best friend after class.i think its really fun and exciting.but my mother told me get home early.this is my hobby.what are your hobby? can you tell me? 我的愛(ài)好 我是一個(gè)男孩.我的愛(ài)好是打籃球.我經(jīng)常在放學(xué)后和我最要好的朋友.我認(rèn)為它很有趣并且很刺激.但是我的媽媽告訴我早點(diǎn)回家.這是我的愛(ài)好.你的愛(ài)好是什么?能告訴我嗎? my hobby im a girl.i like to colloct shells.so i often go to sea on vacation.i think sea is really beautiful.and the shells are beautiful too.now i have twenty shells.i also have lefree time to go to vacation.so i cant get more shells.this is my hobby.what are your hobby? can you tell me? 我的愛(ài)好

我是一個(gè)女孩.我喜歡收集貝殼.所以我經(jīng)常在假期時(shí)去海邊.我認(rèn)為大海很美.并且貝殼也一樣漂亮.現(xiàn)在我有二十個(gè)貝殼.我有很少的空余時(shí)間去度假.所以我不能得到更多的貝殼.這是我的愛(ài)好.你的愛(ài)好是什么?能告訴我嗎?篇五：中英文幽默演講 幽默演講——調(diào)侃自己（中英對(duì)照）

演講者如何調(diào)侃自己

創(chuàng)新句子：你們或者睡覺(jué)，或者不睡，只要不打呼嚕，我就接著講。

幽默注釋：演講者講得太糟糕了，組織者哭得很傷心。

演講結(jié)束時(shí)，宴會(huì)主人感謝你從繁忙的日程中抽出時(shí)間來(lái)——你泰然自若，優(yōu)雅地點(diǎn)頭微笑著，心里非常清楚你日歷上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝點(diǎn)咖啡。poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program---and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注釋：一些老干部退休后沒(méi)什么事干，有人請(qǐng)他參加一些活動(dòng)，他還假裝很忙，好象推開(kāi)了很多事才趕去似的。

過(guò)去我演講時(shí)常常會(huì)比較緊張，但那時(shí)我看到一條信息說(shuō)如果你想象所有的觀眾都是裸體會(huì)有所幫助。此時(shí)此刻，我站在這里想象著觀眾都是裸體，真的起作用，我不再緊張了，但眼睛有些疲勞。i used to get nervous when giving a speech but then i read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked.and so, at this very moment, i’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked.and it really works.i no suffer from nervousness.eyestrain.yes.幽默注釋：把觀眾想象成裸體，意思是我不怕你們，就不緊張了。創(chuàng)新句子：大部分人站在講臺(tái)上都會(huì)有點(diǎn)兒緊張，我屬于少部分人，我非常緊張。

我本人不自負(fù)——我簡(jiǎn)直不能告訴你們我是多么欽佩我這一點(diǎn)。personally, i have never been conceited---and i can’t tell you how much i admire myself for that.幽默句子：他因?yàn)樽约翰蛔载?fù)，所以變得非常驕傲。

創(chuàng)新句子：我一點(diǎn)兒都不自負(fù)，我希望別人也這么看我。

我先用簡(jiǎn)單明了的英語(yǔ)演講，以后我再翻譯給律師聽(tīng)。let me put this into plain english.i’ll translate it for the lawyers later.幽默注釋：律師總喜歡用復(fù)雜的語(yǔ)言，簡(jiǎn)單的話都聽(tīng)不懂了。

創(chuàng)新句子：我的講話有三個(gè)版本，小學(xué)生版本，中學(xué)生版本，大學(xué)生版本，你是聽(tīng)小學(xué)一年紀(jì)版的，還是小學(xué)二年紀(jì)版的？

如果你聽(tīng)過(guò)這個(gè)故事，請(qǐng)不要打斷我，我就知道這一個(gè)故事。if you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only one i know.幽默注釋：就是你知道兩個(gè)故事，講故事前也可以這么說(shuō)。

創(chuàng)新句子：我講個(gè)笑話，如果你們聽(tīng)過(guò)，也希望裝做沒(méi)聽(tīng)過(guò)，我也這樣照顧你們。

演講就象給草坪澆水，如果有四分之一的水滲下去你就滿意了。making a speech is like watering a lawn.you’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in.幽默注釋：有人打呼嚕，有人說(shuō)話，都是正常的，有四分之一觀眾聽(tīng)就不錯(cuò)了。

幽默句子：即興演講的開(kāi)場(chǎng)白。

創(chuàng)新句子：我不知道你們會(huì)不會(huì)喜歡我的演講，我不知道我要講點(diǎn)兒什么。

開(kāi)始前我想告訴你們下面的演講已經(jīng)編輯成了電視節(jié)目，我現(xiàn)在少講20分鐘，我們能夠及時(shí)趕回家看2臺(tái)的節(jié)目。before i begin, i want you to know that the following speech has been edited for television.i cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the game on channel 2.幽默注釋：放著現(xiàn)場(chǎng)不看，偏要回家在電視上看。

可能你們有些人知道我今晚出現(xiàn)在這里有兩個(gè)原因：第一個(gè)原因是你們的計(jì)劃委員會(huì)一直在設(shè)法尋找一個(gè)聰明、有趣、老練的演講者，——他們找到了。第二個(gè)原因是那個(gè)人病了，所以就打電話把我找來(lái)了。

幽默注釋：一開(kāi)始好象在說(shuō)自己很牛，其實(shí)就是個(gè)臨時(shí)替場(chǎng)。

創(chuàng)新句子：我認(rèn)為我演講很風(fēng)趣，可為什么沒(méi)人笑呢？

有人有舞臺(tái)恐懼癥，我沒(méi)有；舞臺(tái)不會(huì)怎么樣我，是觀眾快把我嚇?biāo)懒?！some people suffer from stage fright.i don’t.the stage doesn’t bother me at all.it’s the audience that scares the hell out of me!幽默注釋：stage fright舞臺(tái)恐懼癥，而不是舞臺(tái)嚇唬我。

我們每個(gè)人都希望能在某一時(shí)刻把時(shí)鐘撥回去。如果我能夠把時(shí)鐘撥回去 at one time or another, i think each of us has wished we could turn back the clock.i know if i could turn back the clock just 45 minutes, i’d be the happiest person in this room.because that’s when i left my speech on the kitchen table.幽默注釋：自己上臺(tái)前還在刻苦練習(xí)，演講稿落家里了，講錯(cuò)了希望觀眾包涵。

我不想吹牛，但上次我演講時(shí)所有的觀眾都站了起來(lái)，他們?cè)僖矝](méi)有坐下，直到走到他們的汽車那兒。i don’t want to brag, but the last time i did this it brought the audience to its feet.and they never sat down again until they reached their cars.幽默注釋：觀眾聽(tīng)他演講，都站起來(lái)走了，他還在吹牛呢。

創(chuàng)新句子：我演講時(shí)用一種平緩的語(yǔ)速娓娓道來(lái)，觀眾睡得很香甜。如果我有點(diǎn)兒猶豫，你們一定要原諒我，這是我第一次飯后演講——在賣當(dāng)勞里沖我的小孩兒喊叫除外。if i’m a little hesitant, you’ll have to excuse me.this is the first after-dinner speech i’ve ever made---except for yelling at my kids in mcdonald’s.幽默注釋：自嘲自己演講沒(méi)什么經(jīng)驗(yàn)。

創(chuàng)新句子：你可能知道我已經(jīng)養(yǎng)成了飯后演講的習(xí)慣。

我不習(xí)慣面對(duì)這么多觀眾演講，讓我鼓起勇氣的一件事情就是我在談?wù)撐易钕矚g的題目——我。

i’m not used to speaking to such a large audience.the one thing that gives me courage is that i’m speaking on my favorite subject---me.幽默注釋：電視上老是邀請(qǐng)一些名人在那兒大談自己，這些人開(kāi)場(chǎng)可以這么說(shuō)。人們總問(wèn)我為什么我戴頂10加侖的紅色帽子（或者一些其它非常顯眼的衣服飾品），我告訴他們那是我采取的積極現(xiàn)實(shí)的生活態(tài)度。我知道不管發(fā)生什么事情，善良的上帝總在注視著我們?，F(xiàn)在地球上有60億人，我希望上帝能從蕓蕓眾生中一眼就挑出我來(lái)。

第二篇：一分鐘英語(yǔ)幽默的自我介紹

不同的場(chǎng)景對(duì)英語(yǔ)自我介紹要求也是不一樣的，在非正式場(chǎng)合，幽默的自我介紹可以為你加分不少，下面是一分鐘英語(yǔ)幽默的自我介紹，為大家提供參考。

一分鐘英語(yǔ)幽默的自我介紹1

Hi,everybody.Good to be here.Facing the audience, a thought occured to me.Mama has alway told me not to make a fool in public.But somehow I just couldn't follow what she said exactly.Well some people always treat me as a crazy loon.For I'm never part of any crowd and have some dreams far-off look.I'd even crash into someone with my nose stuck in a book.Now I'm standing on the stage, giving a speech in English.Circumstance being that I'm pretty nervous.Maybe some guy would just think that it'd embarass me as frightened speechless.Never mind.I'm always good for a laugh.一分鐘英語(yǔ)幽默的自我介紹2

Hello everyone!

My is......, from Qinzhou.I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guangxi Textile Industrial School.my major is knitting.It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work.As we all know English is very useful in every field.My English is limited that’s why I’m here.I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!

一分鐘英語(yǔ)幽默的自我介紹3

Good morning!

It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,I hope i can make a good performance today.I'm confident that I can succeed.Now i will introduce myself briefly I am 26 years old,born in shandong province.I was graduated from qingdao university.my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of xx.I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6.and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.In July xx, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao city.Because I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.And in August xx,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test engineer.Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging.Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment.That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position.I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others.Also I am able to work under great pressure.

第三篇：一分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿

一分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿

演講稿在寫作上具有一定的格式要求。在學(xué)習(xí)、工作生活中，用到演講稿的地方越來(lái)越多，你所見(jiàn)過(guò)的`演講稿是什么樣的呢？以下是小編幫大家整理的一分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿，歡迎閱讀與收藏。

Beauty

Hi everybody.Beauty usually refers to what appeals to the eye.A nice and well built girl is regarded as beautiful.A bunch of vigorous flowers are also considered as beautiful.A splendid waterfall coming down from a mountain is as well looked on as beautiful.Beauty also refers to what appeals to the mind.The virtue of the Chinese nation-industry and bravery are taken as beautiful, because it helped to produce such a magnificent culture in the world.Einstein's theory of relativity is also perceived as beautiful, for it explains many natural phenomena so perfectly.Beauty is around us.If you keep an eye or pay some attention, it is never difficult to find something beautiful somewhere about you.Wonderful natural spots, historical relics,fine arts, splendid buildings, and kind people are just a few inches

Thank you.

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind.We have before us many, many months of struggle and suffering.You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word, it is victory.Victory at all costs—victory in spite of all terrors—victory, however long and hard the road may be, for without victory there is no survival.Let that be realized, no survival for the British Empire, no survival for all that British Empire has stood for , no survival for the urge, the impulse of the ages, that mankind shall more forward toward his goal.I take up my task in buoyancy and hope.I feel sure that our cause will not be suffered to fail among men.I feel entitled at this juncture, at this time, to claim the aid of all and to say, “Come then, let us go forward together with our united strength.”

第四篇：一分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿

一分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿

ladiesandgentlemen,goodafternoon!i?mverygladtostandhereandgiveyouashortspeech.todaymytopicis“youth”.ihopeyouwilllikeit,andfoundtheimportanceinyouryouthsothatmorecherishit.firstiwanttoaskyousomequestions:

1、doyouknowwhatisyouth?

2、howdoyoumasteryouryouth?youthisnotatimeoflife,itisastateofminditisnotrosycheeks,redlipsandsuppleknees,itisamatteroftheemotions:itisthefreshnessitisthefreshnessofthedeepspringsoflife.youthmeansatemperamentalpredominanceofcourageovertimidityoftheappetite,foradventureovertheloveofease.thisoftenexistsinamanof60morethanaboyof20.nobodygrowsoldmerelybyanumberofyears.wegrowoldbydesertingourideals.yearswrinkletheskin,buttogiveupenthusiasmwrinklesthesoul.worry,fear,self–distrustbowstheheartandturnsthespiritbacktodust.whether60of16,thereisineveryhumanbeing?sheartthelureofwonders,theunfailingchildlikeappetiteofwhat?snextandthejoyofthegameofliving.inthecenterofyourheartandmyheartthere?sawirelessstation:solongasitreceivesmessagesofbeauty,hope,cheer,courageandpowerfrommenandfromtheinfinite,solongasyouareyoung.whentheaerialsaredown,andyourspiritiscoveredwithsnowsofcynicismandtheiceofpessimism,thenyouaregrownold,evenat20,butaslongasyouraerialsareup,tocatchwavesofoptimism,thereishopeyoumaydieyoungat80.that?sall!thankyou!

第五篇：一分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿

一分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿

一分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿

（一）Everyone is attracted by beauty and beauty is powerful.But what is true beauty? Perhaps you can get the answer from the following story.This morning I went to the market to buy some vegetables with my parents.On the way we all highly praised a young man in western-style clothes and leather shoes who was riding by.But he rode so fast that he knocked an old lady down of stopping, he pretended not to see this and rode away quickly.We were all very angry with the young man.To our happiness, a girl in plain dress ran forward at once，helped the lady up and took her home.We all praised the girl.From this we know we cannot judge a person by his appearance.A person who is dressed beautifully may not have a beautiful soul.Only a person who has a beautiful soul is really beautiful.一分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿

（二）Beauty usually refers to what appeals to the eye.A nice and well built girl is regarded as beautiful.A bunch of vigorous flowers are also considered as beautiful.A splendid waterfall coming down from a mountain is as well looked on as beautiful.Beauty also refers to what appeals to the mind.The virtue of the Chinese nation-industry and bravery are taken as beautiful, because it helped to produce such a magnificent culture in the world.()Einstein’s theory of relativity is also perceived as beautiful, for it explains many

natural phenomena so perfectly.Beauty is around us.If you keep an eye or pay some attention, it is never difficult to find something beautiful somewhere about you.Wonderful natural spots, historical relics,fine arts, splendid buildings, and kind people are just a few inches away.一分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿

（三）Youth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind;it is not rosy cheeks , red lips and supple knees, it is a matter of the emotions : it is the freshness;it is the freshness of the deep springs of life.Youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity of the appetite , for adventure over the love of ease.This often exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of 20.Nobody grows old merely by a number of years.We grow old by deserting our ideals.Years wrinkle the skin , but to give

up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.Worry , fear , self –distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust.Whether 60 of 16 , there is in every human being ‘s heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what’s next and the joy of the game of living.In the center of your heart and my heart there’s a wireless station : so long as it receives messages of beauty , hope ,cheer, courage and power from men and from the infinite, so long as you are young.When the aerials are down , and your spirit is covered with snows of cynicism and the ice of pessimism, then you are grown old ,even at 20 , but as long as your aerials are up ,to catch waves of optimism , there is hope you may die young at 80.Thank you!三分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿3分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿2分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿