第一篇：英語謎語競猜活動(dòng)策劃書

英語謎語競猜活動(dòng)策劃書

主題：英語謎語精彩活動(dòng) 主辦：英語教研組

舉辦時(shí)間：2014年4月20日 舉辦地點(diǎn)：國旗臺(tái)

一：活動(dòng)背景及意義：為了促進(jìn)學(xué)生學(xué)習(xí)英語的興趣，帶動(dòng)同學(xué)們學(xué)習(xí)英語的熱情，增加和加強(qiáng)英語交流的氛圍和興趣，在我校領(lǐng)導(dǎo)以及老師的帶領(lǐng)下，特舉辦猜謎活動(dòng)！

二：活動(dòng)內(nèi)容：該活動(dòng)面向三至五年級學(xué)生，每班以班為單位組成一個(gè)團(tuán)體，每班抽取15人參加活動(dòng)，其中4人為主力，其余3人為智囊團(tuán)，此活動(dòng)共設(shè)35道英語謎語，比賽實(shí)行積分制，回答正確可獲積分，最后按積分從高到低排名，評出一、二、三等獎(jiǎng)，并頒發(fā)獎(jiǎng)狀。三：活動(dòng)開展： A：準(zhǔn)備工作：

1：道具：小黑板、粉筆、謎語箱。2：獎(jiǎng)狀，小禮品。

3：邀請領(lǐng)導(dǎo)和老師：尚校長、王飛校長、余廣闊主任、申沫主任、唐志恒主任、徐啟桂主任、儲(chǔ)慧慧老師、張維納老師、張利亞老師。4：謎語材料準(zhǔn)備

5：主持人：張利亞老師，儲(chǔ)慧慧老師，張維納老師 B:活動(dòng)流程：

1：主持人開場白，并介紹到場領(lǐng)導(dǎo)和老師 2：主持人介紹比賽規(guī)則（每輪比賽前介紹每輪的規(guī)則）3：活動(dòng)正式開始，共三輪比賽

第一輪：

（1）共五道謎語，難度適中，由主持人念出

(2)各團(tuán)隊(duì)把答案寫在答題紙上，每題30秒答題時(shí)間，可與智囊團(tuán)

商議

（3）每次答題時(shí)間到，各隊(duì)亮出自己的答案，主持人可走下臺(tái)，另外兩個(gè)主持人每人負(fù)責(zé)三個(gè)班，念出各班的答案，并公布正確答案，答對一題得10分，回答錯(cuò)誤不扣分。

（4）得分情況由統(tǒng)計(jì)分?jǐn)?shù)得同學(xué)處理。

第二輪:

(1)每個(gè)團(tuán)隊(duì)派兩名代表上臺(tái)，從謎題箱里抽出一道謎題來解答，每題時(shí)間30秒。

（2）抽出題后由主持人念出后，學(xué)生回答答案。

（3）答對一題得10分，答錯(cuò)不扣分。

第三輪：

（1）搶答環(huán)節(jié)，共分為A、B、C三組謎語，每組共設(shè)三道謎題。

（2）分成兩次搶答，每次由三個(gè)團(tuán)隊(duì)共同挑選一組進(jìn)行搶答。每個(gè)團(tuán)隊(duì)先舉牌再回答，回答錯(cuò)誤繼續(xù)搶答，搶答三次后仍沒有正確回答時(shí)，有主持人公布答案。

注：因?yàn)橛?個(gè)團(tuán)隊(duì)，避免因搶答時(shí)分不出先后，而造成不公平，分成兩次搶答，每次3個(gè)團(tuán)隊(duì)。

（3）答對一題得10分，答錯(cuò)一題扣10分。

（4）原始分100分，三輪比賽結(jié)束后，若出現(xiàn)相同積分，則再加一道謎題，由積分相同的團(tuán)隊(duì)進(jìn)行搶答。

（5）第一輪比賽結(jié)束后，準(zhǔn)備三道謎語，由現(xiàn)場同學(xué)來搶答，舉手示意，回答正確的有禮品相送。

（6）第二輪結(jié)束后，穿插一個(gè)小節(jié)目，緩和緊張氣氛。四：活動(dòng)應(yīng)注意的問題及細(xì)節(jié) 1：黑板有1人負(fù)責(zé) 2：計(jì)分有1人負(fù)責(zé)

3: 禮儀一名，負(fù)責(zé)拿答題箱、小禮品、獎(jiǎng)狀。4：座位安排有兩人負(fù)責(zé)，并負(fù)責(zé)會(huì)場紀(jì)律。

英語教研組

2014年04月07日

第二篇：中學(xué)五四數(shù)學(xué)知識(shí)競猜活動(dòng)策劃書

活動(dòng)主題：五四歡樂行

活動(dòng)目的：五四，一個(gè)充滿朝氣的日子，豐富大家的五四生活，體味數(shù)學(xué)的奧妙，特開展此活動(dòng)。

活動(dòng)時(shí)間：五月上旬

活動(dòng)地點(diǎn)：新籃球場

活動(dòng)對象：全校師生

活動(dòng)流程策劃：一，數(shù)數(shù)明暗五四，前十五個(gè)數(shù)到五或四的倍數(shù)或者包括五或四的數(shù)的人為參賽選手，并分為五組進(jìn)行比賽；

二：珠算，每組都有一組題目，看誰在規(guī)定的時(shí)間內(nèi)算出最多；

三，竹竿舞（所有的人都可以參加）；

四，五四數(shù)學(xué)知識(shí)競猜，在此環(huán)節(jié)中，參賽選手達(dá)不上來的題目可由觀眾回答，答對題目的觀眾，參與抽獎(jiǎng)；

五，九九乘法表，主持人說完一個(gè)乘法，如一三得三，二三得，由參加游戲的人回答，依此下去（所有的人都可以參加）；

六，踩氣球；

七，折報(bào)紙，挑戰(zhàn)每組的創(chuàng)新能力。

最終，各個(gè)環(huán)節(jié)的總分為總成績，并設(shè)一等獎(jiǎng)一組，二等獎(jiǎng)一組，三等獎(jiǎng)一組，鼓勵(lì)獎(jiǎng)兩組。

活動(dòng)預(yù)算：

算盤、竹竿、報(bào)紙、獎(jiǎng)品

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第三篇：XX杯有獎(jiǎng)購物競猜活動(dòng)策劃書

XX杯有獎(jiǎng)購物競猜活動(dòng)策劃書

一． 活動(dòng)背景

隨著時(shí)代的發(fā)展，購物成為人們生活中不可缺少的的一部分，當(dāng)代大學(xué)生更是走在流行購物的前沿。但是當(dāng)我們面對著玲瑯滿目的商品時(shí)，怎樣才能練出一對火眼金睛來呢？這就需要我們了解市場變化，做一個(gè)理性的消費(fèi)者，做一個(gè)購物高手。

二．贊助單位：xx

承辦單位：華東理工大學(xué)理學(xué)院外聯(lián)部

二． 活動(dòng)優(yōu)勢

1.與電視，報(bào)紙，傳單相比，在學(xué)校宣傳具有良好的性價(jià)比，可用最少的資金得到最好的宣傳。我部在以往的活動(dòng)中積累了不少的經(jīng)驗(yàn)，人力資源豐富，在學(xué)校有強(qiáng)大的宣傳網(wǎng)，可以在活動(dòng)中達(dá)到很好的宣傳效果。

2.本校學(xué)生消費(fèi)地域集中且較為閉塞，針對性強(qiáng)，可很好的深入人心，消費(fèi)活動(dòng)中能讓大學(xué)生在愉悅中對貴公司的好感大增，也可以達(dá)到二次或多次宣傳的效果。

3.（如果是假日前）可以為即將來臨的xx長假進(jìn)行預(yù)熱，為貴公司進(jìn)入銷售旺季做準(zhǔn)備。

三． 活動(dòng)宣傳

A． 橫幅宣傳：在學(xué)校宣傳區(qū)域打條幅，內(nèi)容為“xx杯有獎(jiǎng)購物

知識(shí)競賽”。

B． 彩噴宣傳：制作精美彩噴掛于學(xué)校宣傳區(qū)域，介紹活動(dòng)及活

動(dòng)地點(diǎn)時(shí)間，并附以“由xx公司贊助”的字樣

C． 媒體宣傳：X月X1號------X月X2號，通過校廣播站—華理

radio宣傳，通知時(shí)間與地點(diǎn)。

D． 網(wǎng)絡(luò)宣傳；通過學(xué)校各主頁，微博，人人網(wǎng)進(jìn)行消息發(fā)布，及時(shí)發(fā)送狀態(tài)，全程追蹤。

E． 傳單宣傳：將傳單以食堂門口群發(fā)和掃樓兩種途徑發(fā)出，充

分宣傳。

四． 活動(dòng)流程

活動(dòng)分為初賽和決賽兩個(gè)部分初賽：筆試（30分鐘）初賽日期：xx年x月x日地點(diǎn)：xx

1.題型全部為選擇題（看商品圖片或文字說明〈均來自xx〉，選擇你覺得最合適的價(jià)格。

2.初賽評分標(biāo)準(zhǔn):每題5分，共20道題，滿分100分。決賽日期：xx年x月x日地點(diǎn)：xx

1.決賽程序：參賽隊(duì)伍：12隊(duì)入圍，參賽隊(duì)伍為三組，每四個(gè)隊(duì)伍為一組（每個(gè)隊(duì)伍人數(shù)視情況而定）。

2.決賽題型：選手根據(jù)PPT上的商品圖片（均來自xx）猜價(jià)格，價(jià)格最接近的得分。

3.決賽環(huán)節(jié)：第一輪，非搶答題，共12道題。每組四道題。每道題四個(gè)隊(duì)伍都有一次作答機(jī)會(huì)。價(jià)格最接近的得一分。第二輪，搶答題，共9道題，每三道題。四個(gè)隊(duì)伍搶答，搶到的隊(duì)伍每個(gè)成員都有作答機(jī)會(huì)，其他隊(duì)伍只有一次作

答機(jī)會(huì)。價(jià)格最接近的拿一分。

五． 經(jīng)費(fèi)預(yù)算

1.打印策劃書，試卷，工作計(jì)劃和宣傳資料計(jì)200元

2.彩噴一張，橫幅2張計(jì)400元

3.獎(jiǎng)品，證書，獎(jiǎng)品計(jì)350元

4.比賽現(xiàn)場布置，小禮品及茶水

5.大賽留影

6.應(yīng)急費(fèi)用

總計(jì)

六． 獎(jiǎng)項(xiàng)設(shè)置

一等獎(jiǎng) 1名

二等獎(jiǎng) 3名

三等獎(jiǎng) 5名

優(yōu)秀獎(jiǎng) 若干

獲獎(jiǎng)選手將授予院級證書

七． 活動(dòng)中的細(xì)節(jié)問題

1.比賽選手未到場及比賽選手遲到的應(yīng)急辦法。

2.比賽時(shí)比賽場地混亂。

3.比賽設(shè)備故障等。

4.比賽現(xiàn)場掌控。

5.比賽主持人嘉賓介紹。

6.比賽中有點(diǎn)評，分好組等。計(jì)70元 計(jì)30元 計(jì)100元 1150元

7.注意烘托現(xiàn)場氣氛。

八． 活動(dòng)總結(jié)

比賽結(jié)束后，頒發(fā)證書，獎(jiǎng)品。進(jìn)行合影留念！外聯(lián)部與贊助商共同分析宣傳效果。

理學(xué)院團(tuán)委學(xué)生外聯(lián)部xx年x月

第四篇：英語謎語

英語謎語大全

1.What month do soldiers hate? 2.How many feet are there in a yard? 3.Why is an empty purse always the same? 4.What book has the most stirring chapters? 5.What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark? 6.What is the smallest room in the world?

7.What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy? 8.How do we know the ocean is friendly? 9.Which can move faster, heat or cold? 10.Why is the library the highest building? What month do soldiers hate? March(三月，行軍)

How many feet are there in a yard?

It depends on how many people stand in the yard.(碼，院子)Why is an empty purse always the same? There is no change in it.(零錢，變化)What book has the most stirring chapters? A cook book.(動(dòng)人的，攪拌的)What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark? Hot dog.(熱狗)

What is the smallest room in the world? Mushroom.(蘑菇)What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy? Drink well water.(井水，健康的)How do we know the ocean is friendly? It waves.(起波浪，招手致意)Which can move faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch cold.(追上冷，患感冒)Why is the library the highest building? It has the most stories.(故事，（樓）層)

1.What table is in the field? 2.What is the only thing you can break when you say its name? 3.What is there in your house that ought to be looked into?

4.What is that which you have never seen, heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name?

5.What changes a pear into a pearl? 6.What question can never be answered by 'Yes'? 7.What ship has two mates but no captain? 8.What is the most difficult key to turn? 9.Where can you always find money?

10.What is the surest way to double your money?

11.Where does afternoon come before morning in the world? 12.What is the smallest bridge in the world? 13.What letter makes a road broad? 14.What letter sounds like a vegetable?

15.Why is a pig the most unusual animal in the world? 16.What match can't be put in a match-box? 17.When do 2 and 2 make more than 4?

18.I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, rivers without water.What am I? 19.I am something that has teeth but can't eat.What am I? 20.What is a sick man a controdiction? Key: 1．Vegetable

2.silence

3.mirror

4.nothing

5.the letter “l(fā)” 6.Are you asleep? 7.courtship

8.a donkey

9.In the dictionary

10.Fold it.11.In the dictionary

12.the bridge of a nose

13.letter B

14.letter P 15.Because it is killed before it is cured(燒烤待處理)16.Football match, basketball match, etc.17.When they make 22.18.A map 19.A comb 20.When he is an impatient patient.Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?

A: Lunch and supper.Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?

A: He wanted to see the waterfall.Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?

A: He wanted to see the butterfly.Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?

A: He wanted to save time.Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?

A: A clock.Q: What has a neck, but no head?

A: A bottle.Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?

A: On the bottom.Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and

round at the ends?

A: Ohio.Q: “There were some twins.One was twenty, the other was

twenty 2.One married the other.How can be this ?”

A: “One was twenty, the other twenty too.One was a priest so

he married the other”

Q: How do you spell mousetrap?

A: C-A-T.Q: How many legs does an ant have?

A: Two, the same as an uncle.(HINT: ant = aunt)

Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?

A: All of them.Q: What can't be used until it's broken?

A: An egg.Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?

A: Baby tigers.Q: What is Black and white and read(red)all over?

A: A newspaper

Submitted by: Ashley

Q: Why is number six afraid ?

A: Because seven eight nine(seven ate nine)

Submitted by MR Engelsman

Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?

A: He has bugs on his teeth!

Submitted by Judy Snoke

Q: What did zero say to eight?

A: Nice belt.(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)

Q: What did number 1 say to 7?

A: Nice hair

In the alphabet...Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?

A: “i”(I)Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?

“y”(Why?“)

Q: Which letter is not me?

A: U.Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in

two days?

A: W(Double u-Double you)

Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?

A: Because every direction is south.Submitted by Cüneyt ARAS

Q: Why is the A like a flower?

A: Because the B is after it.Why is the letter ”A“ like noon?

Because it's in the middle of the day.Q: ”What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?“

A: ”The C“

Submitted by Susana P.Varona

Q: ”What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?“

A: ”The Q.(queue)

Submitted by José Ma Pérez

Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?

A: A horse and its rider.Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?

A: The horse's shadow.Q.Why was the hearse horse hoarse?

A.Because of the coffin

Submitted by Ciaran P.McCarthy

Q: Why are man with pierced ears better suited for marriage?

Q: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

A: A teapot.Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?

A: Because it's too far to walk there.Submitted by Yang Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?

A: Because it's too far to walk!

Submitted by Michèle Larouche

Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday

have in common?

A: None!None of them have “c”, “o”,“m” or “n” in them.Submitted by Paulo José L.do Amaral

I tried this one with Japanese university students.They

understood all the words and enjoyed it.Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?

A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering.Q: Which room has no doors, no windows.A: A mushroom.Submitted by LUZ

Q: What gets wetter as it dries?

A: A towel

Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday.Two days later he rode

home on Tuesday.How is this possible?

A: His horse's name is Tuesday.Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

A: He didn't have anybody to take.(any BODY)

Submitted by Toni Allen(from daughter)

Q: A father and his son were in a car accident.The father

died.The son was taken to the hospital.The doctor came in

and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son.Who

was the doctor?

A: The doctor was his mother.It's an old riddle that is more difficult in some countries

than in others.Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?

A: Because he/she was going to high school!

Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Beacuse it saw the salad dressing!

Submitted by: Dave Williams

Q: What are the two strongest days of the week?

A: They are Saturday and Sunday.All the others are weak

(week)days.Submitted by both Motoko Hashimoto & Alfredo Bilopolsky Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?

A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest.Submitted by: Rabi'a

Q: What do you call a bear without an “ear”?

A: BBBBBBB

Submitted by: Drew Bassett

Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?

A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.A: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?

B: 4 or 5

A: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your

stomach isn't empty.Submitted by: Mirali

If you are doing a discussion about space, then students will

like this one.Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

A: To find Pluto.Submitted by: Elisa-SN Argentina

Q: What is the differnce between the capital of Russia and a

calf's mother? A: One is Moscow, the other is a cow's Ma.(It needs to be spoken to understand it.)

Q: What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car?

A: Carlos

It's pronounced “carless”(meaning without a car)

Submitted by Laurence Whiteside

Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening?

A: You don't have to pay for lightening.This riddle may be used when teaching a lesson on occupations.Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ?

A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.Submitted by: Tania Mello(Sao Paulo, Brazil)

Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up?

A: Your lap.(good for phrasal 'stand up', and 'laptop'，lap-dog, etc.)

Submitted by: Richard

Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?

A: A sandwich.Submitted by Tinour Q: Why did the trafic signal turn red?

A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the

street.Submitted by: Drew Hinds

Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a

wet day?

A: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain

Submitted by: Eileen Dwyer

Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool?

A: There is a fan in every seat.My Spanish-speaking students got a kick out of this one.Q: What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?

A:(Try to elicit responses..)Tri-Lingual.Q: What do you call a person who speaks two languages?

A:(Many of them know this one)Bi-Lingual.Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language?

A: An American!

Submitted by: Sarah

Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?

A: Fsh.(Hint: No “eye” = No “i”)

Submitted by: Kristi Swarbrick, Edmonton, AB, Canada

Q: What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul?

A: A pack of playing cards.Q: What do you call a fish that only cares about himself?

A: Selfish.Submitted by Cüneyt Aras, Turkey

Q: Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?

A: Because the teacher was Hayden.(Hayden--> Hidin'--> Hiding)

Submitted by Sheila S.and Judy R.Q.What's a minimum?

A.A very small mother!

(mini-mom)

Submitted by Thierry A.Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

A: Because it's two-tired(too tired)

Submitted by Shir Noy

Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate fighter?

A: Pork chops.Q: What's got a head and a tail, but no body?

A: A coin.Q: What's got a wave but no sea?

A: My hair.Submitted by Nadia, age 7

Q: What has three feet but no legs or arms?

A: A yard.Submitted by Dobbin Pelagius

Q: Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?

A: Wherever he wants to.Submitted by Fran?ois Falardeau

What makes “oom” and gives milk?

A cow walking backwards.Submitted by Fernando

Q: What does a man say when he walks into a bar?

A: Ouch!

Submitted by Miguel M.Llop Díaz-Cano

Q: Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City?

A: The Vampire State building.Q: What do cows like to read? A: The mooooospaper

Q: What is the longest word?

A: Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last

s.Submitted by Guillermo Flores GrajalesCanada

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Submitted by Mark Grable

A: Why did the boy balloon chase the girl balloon?

Q: Because he wanted to see her bust!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: fsh(No letter “i”, so no i's.)

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: No idea.(No eye deer)

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?

A: Still no idea.Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?

A: They go to the mooovies!

Q: What animal is it that has four legs a tail and flies?

A: A dead horse!

A: What is the difference between a mail box and an elephant? B: I don't know.A: I'm not going to give you any letters to post then!

Submitted by Leda Giménez de Comba , from Argentina

Q: What do you call 'a fly' without wings?

A: You call it 'a walk.'

Submitted by Makaron

I saw this on a web-site of musician jokes.It's not original，but I thought I would share it.Here it is:

Q: What's the difference between a musician and a savings

bond?

A: A savings bond eventually matures and earns money.Submitted by James Wilson, Mt.San Antonio College

Q: What color is a guitar string?

A: Plink!

(It is the sound the a guitar makes.The word sounds like the

color “pink.”)

Submitted by Submitted by V.Ellison

What goes “ZUB, ZUB”?

A bee flying backwards.(Buz,Buz)wards.(Buz,Buz)

Submitted by Jozef Karpat

(After teaching about telling time)

Teacher: What time is it?

Students: Umm, eight fifty-nine?

Teacher: Nope.Students: About nine o'clock?

Teacher: No.Students: What then?

Teacher: It's time to go home.Submitted by Kier Bass

Q: What did one light bulb say to another light bulb?

A: You are the light of my life.Submitted by brenda “l(fā)a chuca”

Q: Why did the golfer take and extra pair of pants for his

Saturday round of golf?

A: In case he got a hole in one.Submitted by Leah Davis Q.Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

A.In case he got a hole in one!

Submitted by Lesley Morgan

Q: What flowers have two lips?

A: Tulips

Q: They travel all over the world but end up in the corner，what are they?

A: Stamps

Submitted by Takya, Malaysia.Q: Why didn't the farmer cry when his dairy cow fell off the

cliff?

A: There's no use crying over split milk.Submitted by Alfred Vincent

Q: Ten copycats were sitting in a boat, and one jumped out.How many were left?

A: None.They were all copycats.Q: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?

A: A jeweler sells watches.A jailer watches cells.Submitted by Cristina Toso

Q: What is a bachelor?

A: A man who never Mrs.(misses)anyone.Submitted by C.Berry

Q: Why do cows have bells?

A: Because their horns don't work.Submitted by Barbara Koehler

This one may be difficult for some ESL students since it

requires knowing the words “seagul”, “bay” and “bagel”

Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

A: Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!

Submitted by Corey Palmer, Lemoore, CA

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and an English

textbook?

A: You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.Q: How do you get ten English teachers to agree on the best

teaching method?

A: Shoot nine of them.(Use as an example of the insult variety of jokes.)Q: Why were the little drops of ink crying?

A: Their mother was in the pen and they did not know how long

her sentence would be.Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka “Anonymouse”

Q: How many sheep does it take to make one wool sweater?

A: I didn't even know sheep could knit!

Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation?

A: Expla-nation.Q: What's the most colorful state of U.S.A.?

A: Color-ado.Submitted by Jeanine Padilha,Brazil

Q: In what state does it cost the most to live in?

A: Expennsylvania.Submitted by Mike McKinney

Q: What did the cannibal who was late for dinner get?

A: The cold shoulder.Submitted by Sean

A Christmas time joke for grammar classes:

Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? A: Subordinate Clauses.Submitted by: Mike

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: Why bother, he won't come anyway.Q: How do you top a car?

A: Tep on the brake, tupid!

Submitted by Sandra Duncan

Q: Is there a word in the English language that uses all the

vowels including “y” ?

A: Unquestionablely!

Submitted by lisa

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?

A: Because it's too far to walk.Submitted by Kevin Long

Vocabulary Quiz:

Q: What is the longest word in the English language?

A: Smiles.(There is a mile between the first letter and the

last letter.)

Information Quiz:

Q: What is the tallest building in our town? A: The library.(It has the most stories.)

Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka “Anonymouse”

Q: If you are Russian before you enter the bathroom and

Finnish after you leave the bathroom, what are you when you

are in the bathroom?

A: European.(You're a-peein'.)

Submitted by Cara Thompson(from my step-daughters)

This riddle may be good for high-level science majors.Q: What do you call a test tube that graduates from high

school?

A: A graduated cylinder

Submitted by Margaret Elliott

Q: How did Jonah feel after he got swallowed by a fish?

A: Down in the mouth.Q: What did the monk say to the hotdog vendor?

A: Make me one with everything.Submitted by Jason Schulte

Maybe only appropriate for more mature students.Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

A: Dam!

Submitted by: DuMars

Q: A man was locked in a room with only a bed, a calendar, and

a piano.How did he drink, how did he eat, and how did he get

out? Another man was locked in a room with only a mirror and a

table.How did he get out? A third man was locked in an empty

room.How did he escape?

A: The first man drank from the springs of the bed, ate the

dates off the calendar and played the piano until he found the

right key, which he used to unlock the door.The second man

looked in the mirror to see what he saw.Then he took the saw

and cut the table in half.Next, he put the two halves

together to make a whole.Finally, he crawled out through the

hole.The third man broke out with the measles.Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka “Anonymouse”

Q.What's brown and sticky? A.A stick!

Submitted by Moira Dykes, Cambridge

第五篇：英語謎語

1.汽車會(huì)飛(猜一種飲料)答案：咖啡 謎語解析(car 飛)2.What stays hot even if put it in a fridge? 什么東西即使放到冰箱中也是熱的？

答案：pepper(胡椒粉)

謎語解析：hot也有“辣”的意思

3.What fruit is never found singly? key: pear 什么水果永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)是單數(shù)?

答案:pear(梨)謎語解析:pear和pair(一雙)讀音相同 4.With which hand do you write? 你用哪只手寫字呢? key: neither, I use a pen!

答案：都不用，我用筆

5.What man cannot live in a house? 什么人不能住在房子里? 謎語snowman（雪人）

6.What goes through a door but never comes in or goes out?

什么東西穿過門，但是從來也沒有進(jìn)去或者出來?

key: keyhole

答案：鎖眼

7.What goes through a door but never comes in or goes out?

什么東西穿過門，但是從來也沒有進(jìn)去或者出來?

key: keyhole

答案：鎖眼

8.4個(gè)手指是four，那么4個(gè)彎的手指是什么? 答案：wonderful 謎語解析：彎的four 9.How many sides does a circle have?

一個(gè)圓有幾個(gè)面? key: Two，the inside and the outside

答案：兩面，里面和外面

10.When can you get water with a net? 什么時(shí)候你可以用網(wǎng)拿到水呢？ key: when water is turned into ice

答案：當(dāng)水變成冰的時(shí)候

11.What's the poorest bank in the world? 世界上最貧窮的銀行是什么？

key: the river bank

答案：河岸。bank還有河岸的意思

12.What is yours but is used by others more than by yourself? 什么東西是你的但是別人卻用的比你多? key: your name

答案：你的名字

13.What always goes up and never goes down? 什么東西永遠(yuǎn)只升不降

key: your age

答案：你的年齡

14.What will you break once you say it?

什么東西你說出來就打破了它? key: silence

答案：沉默

15.What do every couple have in common? 每一對夫妻都有的共同點(diǎn)是什么? key: they're married on the same day

答案: 他們都在同一天結(jié)婚

16.What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars?

哪個(gè)單詞即使是最好的學(xué)者來念都念錯(cuò)? key: wrong

答案：wrong(錯(cuò))

17.Which can move faster，heat or cold？ 冷和熱誰跑得快？

key: Heat，because you can catch cold．熱跑得快，因?yàn)槟阕返蒙侠洹?/p>

cold n．冷；感冒 catch cold追上冷；患感冒 18.What is full when it's used and empty when it's at rest? 什么東西在使用它的時(shí)候是滿的，在他休息的時(shí)候是空的。key：a shoe

答案：鞋

19.What has teeth but cannot eat? 什么東西有牙齒卻不能吃東西?

key：corn

答案：玉米