第一篇：英語(yǔ)雙簧

前排：宋曼

劉金香

鄧玲玲 后排：聞巖

牛軼超

普亞琳

第一幕：Domitory 牛（香）：Hello!Every day!琳（玲）&巖（曼）：Huh…… 牛：What? Laughing what? 琳（玲）&巖（曼）：Huh……Hello everyday!牛（香）：No!I said “hello, everybody!”

Stop!Don’t forget our job today!Let’s introduce ourselves!Hello, everybody, we come from C-502, a wonderful dormitory!巖：Yeah!How wonderful!We even needn’t an alarm clock!

(Music:洗唰唰)趙: Hello?

王：Oh, dear, I miss you.I want to sing to you.(Baby, 你就是我的唯一……)趙：Huh……(Suddenly, wake)三：Oh, my Ladygaga, It’s that again!(香又睡，另二晃)琳（玲）&巖（曼）：It’s time to get up!牛（香）：Oh, dear!Guess, which eye is closed? 巖（曼）：left? 牛（香）：No!琳（玲）： right? 牛（香）：no!(music:兔子舞)牛（香）：Both are clothed.王偉：Rabbish, rubbish, Throw the rubbish, if not , we will go!(Dong, dong)rubbish(Dong, dong)rubbish!Throw the rubbish!三人：We have no rubbish!牛（香）：Oh, you see, it’s our dormitory!

第二幕：下課后 牛（香）（look at the mobile phone）: Oh, I don’t have seeds, my vegetables and fruits are ripe!I have to go out and manage my Q-zone!巖（曼）：Oh I see, you want to climb the wall!琳（玲）：The wall? Can you? 牛（香）：Ennn……Don’t look down upon me!Nothing is impossible!巖（曼）：So, let’s go!…… 牛（香）：Oh, my ladygaga!巖（曼）：Oh, my gentle mimi!琳（玲）：So many many many people!巖（曼）：Look!A big ad!Bookshop!It’s a good place to have an ad!We should charge for them!琳（玲）&巖（曼）： Huh!You are right!牛（香）：As a shengda person, climbing the wall is one of the necessary activities.第三幕：上課 牛（香）：I’m so hungry!How many minutes left? 琳（玲）：Right now!巖（曼）：Restaurant!Ready go!LU: Wait, wait a moment!I have some words to say, because we have 3 classes this pm, and we have no time to clean this afternoon, we have to clean this noon!

嚎……

牛（香）：Labor education, labor education!Why are we so tired? 巖（曼）：Don’t sasy that!You can get a job called cleaner after graduation.（厭惡的）琳（玲）：I prefer not!LU: Take it easy!The graduates from our college wuold appreciate the labor education!琳（玲）&巖（曼）：What? Why? LU: We can build up a habit, It will brings you a beautiful future!(若有所思狀)

第四幕：19年后…… 牛（香）：Shengda!I’m coming.巖（曼）：Guo4!I’m coming!琳（玲）：C-502！I’m coming!Together: No you!No me!

第二篇：雙簧英語(yǔ)劇本

1: It's our turn to perform.2: Yeah, hey, You just said to ask me some questions, Now, please ask me in front of everyone.1: Ah, well, do you know what call “雙簧”?

2: 雙簧？ Are two yellow eggs?

1: Ha ha, why don't you say two yellow duck eggs?

2: No,this is joking,how couldn't I do know 雙簧!It is a kind of Chinese folk art forms.1: Oh,very good,So,can you say something in detail?

2: Its English name is two-man act,with one speaking or singing while hiding behind the other who does the acting.1: So,do you think you can show a two-man act?

2: of course.1: Well,well,that I will test you today.Now,I'm behind you, and say, you are in front of me, and play.OK?

2: That's all right!Go ahead!

1: That's good,we will start it after you clap your hands.(2坐在椅子上，一拍巴掌.)

1: My name is WangErLang, one of the ten best singer winners, what? You don't believe it? Well,I will sing some....(這時(shí)2聽(tīng)著有點(diǎn)怪，就站起來(lái).)

2: Stand up, you are singing? You will kill me

1:嗯哼 you can't show it? Why do you say it out bravely?

2: Who said I can't show it.Just....1：Okay,okay.Let me change somethings else.I say what to do,you act what i say,Ok?

2: No problem.（2再坐下，拍掌起，1再說(shuō)）

1: Square your shoulders , Accept stomach, Carry buttock , Raise your head , Then close your eyes,stretch your right hand,open your mouth,and put your fingers into your mouth,cut,cut ,cut it with strength!

2: Stand up again.1: And what's wrong with you?

2: You ask what? If I do as what you said like that,my hand will be bitten off.1: Didn't you say no problem?

2: Yeah,no problem,but I won't have my fingers!

1: Oh.That's right.Let me change somethings else,again.（再次坐下）

1: How do I feel something on my face?

Stretch out my right hand to hit my left face,and Stretch out my left hand to hit my right face,Stretch out my right hand to hit my left face,Stretch out my right hand......（說(shuō)著說(shuō)著，乙站起來(lái)走了……）

1: Come back, my words are not over.2: To hit anymore,My face will become the face of pigs.1&2: That's the end of our performance.Thank you for your attention!

第三篇：雙簧英語(yǔ)劇本

1: It's our turn to perform.2: Yeah, hey, You just said to ask me some questions, Now, please ask me in front of everyone.1: Ah, well, do you know what call “雙簧”?

2: 雙簧？ Are two yellow eggs?

1: Ha ha, why don't you say two yellow duck eggs?

2: No,this is joking,how couldn't I do know 雙簧!It is a kind of Chinese folk art forms.1: Oh,very good,So,can you say something in detail?

2: Its English name is two-man act,with one speaking or singing while hiding behind the other who does the acting.1: So,do you think you can show a two-man act?

2: of course.1: Well,well,that I will test you today.Now,I'm behind you, and say, you are in front of me, and play.OK?

2: That's all right!Go ahead!

1: That's good, we will start it after you clap your hands.(2坐在椅子上，一拍巴掌.)

1: My name is WangErLang, one of the ten best singer winners, what? You don't believe it? Well,I will sing some....(這時(shí)2聽(tīng)著有點(diǎn)怪，就站起來(lái).)

2: Stand up, you are singing? You will kill me

1:嗯哼 you can't show it? Why do you say it out bravely?

2: Who said I can't show it.Just....1：Okay,okay.Let me change somethings else.I say what to do,you act what i say,Ok?

2: No problem.（2再坐下，拍掌起，1再說(shuō)）

1: Square your shoulders , Accept stomach, Carry buttock , Raise your head , Then close your eyes,stretch your right hand,open your mouth,and put your fingers into your mouth,cut,cut ,cut it with strength!

2: Stand up again.1: And what's wrong with you?

2: You ask what? If I do as what you said like that,my hand will be bitten off.1: Didn't you say no problem?

2: Yeah,no problem,but I won't have my fingers!

1: Oh.That's right.Let me change somethings else,again.（再次坐下）

1: How do I feel something on my face?

Stretch out my right hand to hit my left face，and Stretch out my left hand to hit my right face，Stretch out my right hand to hit my left face,Stretch out my right hand......（說(shuō)著說(shuō)著，乙站起來(lái)走了……）

1: Come back, my words are not over.2: To hit anymore,My face will become the face of pigs.1&2: That's the end of our performance.Thank you for your attention!

第四篇：雙簧《體驗(yàn)生活》

雙簧[體驗(yàn)生活]

甲：今天哪，由我倆表演一段雙簧。

乙：這是一種傳統(tǒng)的曲藝形式。甲：“雙簧”顧名思義。

乙：什么呢？

甲：就是你臉黃，我臉黃加一快“雙簧”。

乙：嗨！是你那么回是嗎？

甲：不，給你開(kāi)個(gè)玩笑，其實(shí)呀！這雙簧是一個(gè)人在前表演。

乙：另一個(gè)人在后說(shuō)話。

甲：前面表演的這個(gè)人，光表演不出聲。

乙:后面這個(gè)人光出聲不表演.甲:倆人合二為一,表演的時(shí)候呀!會(huì)鬧出許多笑話.乙:那咱們來(lái)點(diǎn)什么內(nèi)容?

甲:噢!這不前幾天,我到咱***公安局體驗(yàn)生活,咱們來(lái)來(lái)他們民警們的工作生活

怎么樣?

乙:行!

說(shuō)1:哦!天亮了,該起床了,啊伸個(gè)懶腰******。我先把剛發(fā)的新制服的上衣給穿

上,嗯！漂亮，神氣，我再把我女朋友剛給我買(mǎi)的鱷魚(yú)牌襪子給穿上，肚子太

大,連腰都彎不下去了,接下來(lái)我得穿褲子******(系褲子),我再把昨天剛買(mǎi)的北極熊牌保內(nèi)衣給穿上(咦呀******,累死我了),我再把我的”三八”式大褲叉給

穿上.甲:停,這能穿嗎?

乙:怎么了?

甲:這有把三八式大短褲穿在外面的嗎?

乙:不好意思,我說(shuō)錯(cuò)了,咱們重來(lái).說(shuō)2:該吃早飯了,唉喲,這么豐盛的早餐啊,我想這是##公安局的領(lǐng)導(dǎo)對(duì)我的關(guān)心和

關(guān)懷,在這里我給**局長(zhǎng)敬個(gè)禮,(敬禮)我給所有的領(lǐng)導(dǎo)們敬禮了，人給所有局

機(jī)關(guān)的同志們，作揖了，我給全體基層派出所的民警們脆下了．

甲：停！

乙：又怎么了？

甲：什么亂七八糟的，重新開(kāi)始．

乙：行.說(shuō)３：這么豐盛的早餐我一定多吃點(diǎn)（做＂吃＂狀），嗯好吃，我早就聽(tīng)說(shuō)過(guò)＊＊

局的伙食非常好，用江總書(shū)記的話就是保障有力.不瞞各位,我以前呀是小細(xì)

胳膊小細(xì)腿,一看就象七仙女,可現(xiàn)在再看看我.屁股大,腰又圓.模樣長(zhǎng)的象潘

金蓮(停頓).吃個(gè)饅頭真好吃,吃根油條好真吃，吃個(gè)包子真好吃,喝口牛奶

不錯(cuò),再喝一口牛奶,再喝一杯牛奶,再喝一盆牛奶,再喝一桶牛奶******

甲:停.乙:又怎么了?

甲:你是不是要把我變成奶牛呀!

乙:開(kāi)個(gè)玩笑.甲:下午的體驗(yàn)科目是打靶.乙:那咱們就把這一段來(lái)一下怎么樣?

說(shuō)4:我拿起手槍(砰)(畫(huà)圈)1個(gè)鴨蛋,(砰,砰)2個(gè)鴨蛋,(砰)又一個(gè)鴨蛋******

(等待,槍不響,打自已)由于打靶沒(méi)打好,我給人民警察丟了臉,戰(zhàn)友們你們批

評(píng)我吧!你們罵我吧!你們打我吧!你們倒是來(lái)打我呀!你們不打我這心里不

高興啊,哎!在回家的路上,讓我唱歌唱就唱,日落西山紅霞飛,我拿著鴨蛋

把營(yíng)歸,把營(yíng)歸,一個(gè),二個(gè)******五個(gè)鴨蛋,高興的我呀笑開(kāi)顏,35635,65312

高興的我呀笑開(kāi)顏1,2,3,4,敬禮(乙出)完。

第五篇：雙簧臺(tái)詞

雙簧

男：我的名字叫潘朵拉，人送外號(hào)一支花，我的興趣非常廣泛，平常喜歡看看書(shū)啦，閱閱報(bào)啦，舞舞劍啦，吹吹簫啦，種種花呀，養(yǎng)養(yǎng)鳥(niǎo)啦，寫(xiě)寫(xiě)字啦，尿尿炕啦。

女（起身，做生氣狀）：你怎么啦？ 男（起身）：怎么怎么啦？ 女：那尿炕是興趣嘛？

男：對(duì)，那不是興趣，那是習(xí)慣。

女：??？習(xí)慣？我怎么成習(xí)慣尿炕了？

男：對(duì)不起，我錯(cuò)了，我錯(cuò)了，可你也沒(méi)告訴我你興趣愛(ài)好是什么呀？ 女：我愛(ài)寫(xiě)詩(shī)。

男：?jiǎn)?，越?lái)你還是位詩(shī)人呀。女：對(duì)呀

男：那好，重新試試 女：試試，試試

男：我是一位“濕”人，走哪哪濕，坐哪哪濕，我。。女（起身）

男：又怎么啦？

女：什么走哪哪濕，坐哪哪濕，那比尿炕還羞人呢，我是詩(shī)人，詩(shī)人啦

男：我知道是詩(shī)人，你這詩(shī)人可不是普通的詩(shī)人，是個(gè)大詩(shī)人，所到之處一片詩(shī)意盎然，走到哪哪就是詩(shī)，坐到哪哪就是，那是詩(shī)意，不是濕氣。女：敢情還是我理解錯(cuò)了。男：當(dāng)然啦。

女：好吧好吧，我們換個(gè)話題說(shuō)說(shuō)吧。男：行行行，聽(tīng)你的，換個(gè)話題。女：哎，別老說(shuō)這個(gè)，咱再來(lái)來(lái)。

男：好，坐好坐好。北京2008，奧運(yùn)到我家，我一身本事哪能不參加？各位不知道吧？我也參加奧運(yùn)會(huì)去了。第一項(xiàng)，射擊比賽現(xiàn)在開(kāi)始，我舉槍，我瞄準(zhǔn)，我啪～脫靶了！我再舉槍，我在瞄準(zhǔn)，我啪～又脫靶了！我舉，我瞄，我啪～脫靶！我舉，我瞄，我啪～脫靶！我舉，我瞄，我啪～脫靶！我舉，我瞄，我啪～脫靶！

女：行了行了，我這什么槍法呀？?。恳粯尪紱](méi)中？ 男：現(xiàn)在公布比賽成績(jī)，美國(guó)選手艾蒙斯—0環(huán)！女：??？我怎么成外國(guó)人了？

男：外國(guó)人怎么了？人家艾蒙斯兩屆奧運(yùn)會(huì)甘當(dāng)人梯，保我們中國(guó)隊(duì)得金牌，這是什么精神？這是國(guó)際主義精神！白求恩也就這意思了！

女：得得得，別說(shuō)這用不著的，我是中國(guó)人呀，快，換個(gè)中國(guó)的！男：中國(guó)的？行，來(lái)！各就各位～預(yù)備～啪！哎呦！女：（預(yù)備、起跑，跌倒，一拐一拐的走回來(lái)）

男：各位觀眾，中國(guó)選手劉翔因傷退賽了，我們祝他好運(yùn)，2012倫敦再見(jiàn)！女：再什么見(jiàn)呀？再什么見(jiàn)呀？不行，哦，合著忙活了半天我什么也沒(méi)撈著呀？不行，好歹也得得個(gè)金牌。男：還要得金牌？

女：得金牌！再說(shuō)了，人家怎么說(shuō)也是一美女呀！你老整這男的也不是那么回事呀！是吧？

男： 奧！明白明白！美女冠軍，是吧？沒(méi)問(wèn)題，坐好坐好！女：哎，這還差不多！

男： 各位觀眾，現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)進(jìn)入了女子單人三米板的最后一跳，現(xiàn)在登場(chǎng)的是中國(guó)選手郭晶晶！女：（驚喜，向大家揮手致意）

男： 預(yù)備，起跳，翻身翻騰三周半，接一個(gè)大劈叉，入水。（女配合動(dòng)作）好！非常成功！

女：這也能成功呀？ 男：模仿奏國(guó)歌

女：表情激動(dòng)，彎腰接受獎(jiǎng)牌，吃驚！

男： 呦，公公，您來(lái)啦！大老遠(yuǎn)的還叫您從香港飛過(guò)來(lái)，多不好意思呀，其實(shí)您叫啟綱跑一趟不就得了？ 女：揮手再見(jiàn)

男：奧運(yùn)結(jié)束了我去香港看二老??！女：行啦！你有點(diǎn)正經(jīng)的沒(méi)有？ 男：你不要求美女冠軍嗎？

女：看來(lái)這美女冠軍也不好當(dāng)，我還是該干什么就干什么吧！

男：這回明白啦？那就說(shuō)說(shuō)咱們公司吧 女： 好，說(shuō)咱公司。

男：再來(lái)男：小女我年方二八，有幸加入德彼克之家，邊找對(duì)象邊工作，？？？？？？；

這里的精英真不少呀，個(gè)個(gè)都把實(shí)力拼，連續(xù)一年的好成績(jī)呀，在座各位的功勞大無(wú)邊；

經(jīng)濟(jì)危機(jī)來(lái)勢(shì)兇猛呀，我們團(tuán)結(jié)一起往前走，德彼克、德為齊努力呀，打造屬于我們的一片天；

公司上下樂(lè)融融呀，祝愿德彼克來(lái)年開(kāi)門(mén)紅，祝愿德為開(kāi)門(mén)紅，祝愿××開(kāi)門(mén)紅，祝愿××開(kāi)門(mén)紅，祝愿××開(kāi)門(mén)紅，（到會(huì)客人）

女男（起身）：提前給大家拜年了，祝愿大家開(kāi)門(mén)紅！祝大家合家歡樂(lè)、萬(wàn)事如意，2009紅紅火火。