第一篇：當(dāng)老外在問(wèn)我們這些問(wèn)題,可以這樣回答他~(翻譯已附)

當(dāng)老外在問(wèn)我們這些問(wèn)題,可以這樣回答他~(翻譯已附).txt男人偷腥時(shí)的智商僅次于愛(ài)因斯坦。美麗讓男人停下，智慧讓男人留下。任何東西都不能以健康做交換。Q: Do Chinese eat dogs? A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs.And cats,too.Especially on your “Thanks giving” day.Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets.We regard turkeys as human's best friends.In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.（問(wèn)：中國(guó)人吃狗肉嗎？答：是的，我們經(jīng)常吃，特別是在你們稱之為感恩節(jié)的那天。但是，我們把火雞作為最好的朋友。在中國(guó)，只有最沒(méi)教養(yǎng)的人才吃火雞。）

Q: China is becoming strong.Does your government want to take over the world? A: Yes, absolutely.As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.（問(wèn)：中國(guó)正在逐漸變得強(qiáng)大。你們的政府是否想過(guò)接管這個(gè)世界。答：是的，這是毫無(wú)疑問(wèn)的。我們變強(qiáng)大的時(shí)候，會(huì)立即去侵略伊拉克和阿富汗）

Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks? A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.注：Seminoles(印第安人的)塞米諾爾族（問(wèn)：你們的政府為什么不把西藏還給那些喇嘛們。答：因?yàn)槟切├锵霂椭〉诎踩艘胤鹆_里達(dá)。）

Q: Are the products made in China very cheap? A: Yes.Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.（問(wèn)：中國(guó)制造的產(chǎn)品都很便宜嗎。答：是的，如果我們使用黑奴，價(jià)格會(huì)更便宜。）

Q: You have 1.4 billion people.Now what do you want to do with it? A: Find a new planet.Kill the native people there, and move in.（問(wèn)：你們有十四億人，現(xiàn)在你們想怎么解決這個(gè)問(wèn)題。答：尋找一個(gè)新的星球，殺光所有的原住民，然后遷過(guò)去。）

Q: Why are you the only kids in your family? A: Because our parents don't fuck around.（問(wèn)：?jiǎn)柺裁茨銈儑?guó)家一個(gè)家庭只有一個(gè)孩子。答：因?yàn)槲覀兊母改覆粊y搞。）