第一篇：英文小品劇本羊肉串和納稅人

作者：張凱

Characters:

Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao

Mr.Shi:Taxisthemajorsourceofthefiscalrevenue.Thereisanevidentchangeabouttherelatiohietweenthetaxcollectorandtaxpayerinthepast20years.Now,thetaxcollector,Xiaofu,andthetaxpayerDabao,avendorsellingYangrouchuanwillshowyoutheverychange.ThefirstActhaenedin1980s.

ActI

本文轉(zhuǎn)自004km.cn，004km.cn小品劇本，個(gè)人簡歷簡歷封面

(iazaarofBeijing,sanlihe,1980s)

Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,eatenone,wantnine.Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.(slied,takeitup,)

Xiaofu:Tax!Paythetax!

Dabao:(changefaces)

Taxi?Whereisthetaxi?Here’otaxi.Xiaofu:Tax!T---A---X!

Dabao:What’sthetax?Ijustknowtaxi!Doyouwantmetocallataxiforyou?

Taxi----!Taxi----!

Xiaofu:Enough!Areyouthevendor?

Dabao:No,No,No,no!I'mjusthavealook.Thevendorhasgonetothetoilet.Xiaofu:Notthevendor?Impoible!you'vebeenherefor2hours.Dabao:Really?(Xiaofu:Yes,ofcourse.)

Howdoyouknowit?

Xiaofu:ThewindowofmyofficeisopentohereandI'vebeenlookingatyoufortwohours.Dabao:It’ｓabigbug!

Xiaofu:Oh.Don’twastemytime!Pleasepaythetax----10Yuan!

Dabao:10yuan?!Mygod.Ihadjustearned20Yuanoneday!5Yuan,ok?

Xiaofu:Don'tcheatme,you'vesoldmorethan2hundredones.Dabao:6yuan,mydearsisiter.7Yuan,mylovelybeauty.Dabao:Notforyou,notforme,let'litthedifference.8yuan,ok?

Xiaofu:(lookingaround)Allright,adeal.Butnoreceipt.(Dabaopayed8yuanandXiaofuleft)

Dabao:Whatasmartwoman!Badluck!I’mbankrupt.Ihavetochangemyplace.HopeIwouldnotmeetheranymore!Let’sgo!

ActII

Mr.Shi:Thenextscenehaenediewcentury.Chinahadbeenmarchinginthewayofthemarketeconomyfortwentyyearsmore,intheneweraofbuildingthewell-offsocietyinanall-roundway,howdothevendorregardtaxasandhowisthetaxcollected?Thescenewilltellyou.Let’senjoyit!

(Inthemarket;Dabaoinwhiteclothes,aboardwith“NOSARS”)

Dabao::Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan.Eatenone,wantnine.Eatenone,wantnine.Xiaofu:Hi,Dabao:Hi.

Two:Whatafamiliarface.Two:It’syou!

Dabao:10yearast,youareastillataxcollector.Xiaofu:10yearast,youstillsellYangrouchuan.Howisyourbusine?

Dabao:EverythingisOK!

10yearast,youarestillbeautifulladyianliheofBeijing.Xiaofu:10yearast,youandyourYangrouchuanlookmorecleanthan20yearefore.Dabao:Thankyou.NoSARS,nodirtineervepeople,serveme.Xiaofu:Great!Haveyou……

Dabao:Married?I‘mnotmarried;I’mstillsingle.Xiaofu:Haveyouclaimedyourtaxthismonth?

Dabao:What?Taxi?Oh,tax!Ofcourse.Ishouldpaythetaxof50YuanthismonthandIhaveclaimedatthebeginofthismonth.Xioafu:Yourreceipt,please.Dabao:(showsthereceipt)

Hereyouare,Ihavepaidmytaxinthetaxservicecenterbycomputer.Xiaofu:Great!Whatagoodtaxpayeryouare.Dabao:Thankyou.Itismyduty.I’mproudofmyselftopaythetaxforourcountry.Xiaofu:Yeah!Thetaxyoupaidisashareofourcountry’seconomy,andyoudoalotforOlympicsofBeijing!

Dabao:Let’sdoittogether!.It’aidthat,Don'taskwhatyourcountrycandoforyoubutaskwhatyoucandoforyourcountry.Justlikeme,sellYangrouchuan,andpaytheTaxfortenyearsmore.Xiaofu:You'retheloveliestpeopleiewcentury!

Dabao:Thankyou!Andyou'retheloveliesttaxcollectoriewera!

X:Excuseme,andIhavetogonow.Bye-bye.D:Amoment,areyoufreetomorrowevening?CouldIhaveadierwithyou?

Xiaofu:Well,mayIhavethecompanyofmyhuand?

Dabao:No,no,noproblem.6o’clockintheevening,Beichuanyuan,ok?

Xiaofu:justakidding.Ihavetogohomenow.(leaves)

Dabao,Seeyoutomorrow.Dabao:Hopetoseeyoueveryday.TheEnd

第二篇：英文小品劇本+羊肉串和納稅人

英文小品劇本 羊肉串和納稅人

Act I

(on Wenming road of Sanmenxia, 1980s。A man is selling

yangrouchuan)

Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine,eaten one, want nine.Hi!Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up,)

Xiaofu: Tax!Pay the tax!

Dabao:(change faces)Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi.Xiaofu: Tax!T---A---X!

Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi!Do you want me to calla taxi for you?

Taxi----!Taxi----!

Xiaofu: Enough!Are you the vendor?

Dabao: No , No, No, no!I 'm just have a look.The vendor has gone to the toilet.Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible!you 've been here for 2

hours.Dabao: Really ?

Xiaofu: Yes, of course.Dabao: How do you know it?

Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been

looking at you for two hours.Dabao: It’ｓ a big bug!

Xiaofu: Oh.Don’t waste my time!Please pay the tax----10 Yuan!

Dabao: 10 yuan?!My god.I had just earned 20 Yuan one day!5 Yuan, ok?

Xiaofu: Don't cheatme, you've sold more than 2 hundred yuan.Dabao: 6yuan, my dearsisiter.7Yuan, my lovely beauty.Dabao: Not for you , not for me, let's split the difference.8 yuan ,ok ?

Xiaofu:(looking around)All right,a deal.But no receipt.(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)

Dabao: What a smart woman!Bad luck!I’m bankrupt.I have to change my place.Hope I would not meet her any more!Let’s go!

Act II

The next scene happened in new century.China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way,how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.Let’s enjoy it!

(In the market;Dabao in white clothes ,a board with “NO SARS”)

Dabao::Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan.Eaten one, want nine.Eaten one, want nine.Xiaofu: Hi,Dabao: Hi.Xiaofu and Dabao:: What a familiar face.Xiaofu and Dabao : It’s you!

Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.Xiaofu: 10 years past, you are still selling Yangrouchuan.How is your business?

Dabao: Everything is OK!10 years past, you are still a beautiful lady!

Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.Dabao: Thank you.No SARS, no dirtiness;Serve people, serve me.Xiaofu: Great!Have you……

Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married;I’m still single.Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month?

Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax!Of course.I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.Xioafu: Your receipt, please.Dabao:(shows the receipt)Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.Xiaofu: Great!What a good taxpayer you are.Dabao: Thank you.It is my duty.I’m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.Xiaofu: Yeah!The tax you paid is a share of our country’s economy!

Dabao: Let’s do it together!

Xiaofu:: I have to go now.Bye-bye.Dabao, See you tomorrow.

第三篇：有關(guān)文化差異的英文小品劇本

Script Outline: Two foreigner comes to a Chinese couple’s for a dinner, and there are some jokes of cultural differences.Character: Chen(American), Tao(American), Liu(Chinese husband), Chu(Chinese wife)

Liu : Long time no see!My best friend!

Chen: Don’t ask me good ,I’m fine, thank you.Chen: What’s the matter? Aren’t you feeling well? Liu:廢話這一個(gè)熊抱，舒服才怪!

No, no, no, but we Chinese prefer to shake hands.Tao: Ok, this is the gift I bring you.Chu: Oh, thank you!Tao: Why do not open the gift to see them? Chu: Open? Why open? Tao: No why!If I were you, I will open it!Liu: But we Chinese people are accustomed to after dinner and then open.Tao: You must open it now.Chu: No, no, no.Tao: Open, open, open.Chu: So bad boy!But I forgive you.Let me see, what’s this? Tao: This’s a lucky draw card.Let’s watch TV.Chu: I have the first prize!Chen: What a lucky dog!Chu: What? You said I was a dog? 八嘎！

Tao: Cool down, cool down.In our American that you are a dog is in praise of you.Chu: 索嘎.I see.Now to supper.Chu: Food delicious you? Chen, Tao: Yeah, yeah, yeah…

Liu: My wife to cook very tasty!This, this, …

Chen: Enough!Why not let me have a dinner myself? Liu: Delicious? Ha, ha, we’ll get more!Honey, more!Chen: What? No zoo no die!Liu: There is no such delicious food in American? Right? Chu: It seems that you like it very much.I’ll get you into a bowl.Chen, Tao: Oh, no.We do not want to eat.Bye！!

第四篇：英文小品搞笑劇本

小品是一種有趣的表演方式，大家喜歡看小品節(jié)目嗎？以下是小編精心準(zhǔn)備的英文小品搞笑劇本，大家可以參考以下內(nèi)容哦！

四人搞笑英文小品劇本【1】

Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company.This day they are talking in the office.Ca: Bingo!I finally finish this case.It is really tough!I have not slept well for almost a week.Wing: Me too.I always get so busy in this season.I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much.What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?

Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion.Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!

Ca: You are right.Let’s pig out on junk food!

Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown.I miss German food!

Ca: so do I.how much I love French food!

Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before.Do you have any recommendation?

Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.from

Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse

Ci: They all sound yummy.But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?

Wing&Ca: No

Ci: The answer is dumplings!

Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted.Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me.what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together.I will teach you how to cook it.Ca: Great!That is fantastic.Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings

Wing: Very good idea!We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work.Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger.(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)

CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”

Ca: sure, here you are.what s next?

Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together.be careful ,don’t add too much water.Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer

Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it.shall I blend them?

CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well.A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.(an hour later)

Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared.lets start!

CiCi: Wait!I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these?

Ca: Wow!Cheese!Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine.Wing: God.Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!

CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.Ca: So it is a complete big meal.Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life.Let’s cheers!

Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!

英語搞笑小品劇本【2】

(Original script)

(William carry his bag to school)

William: Today is my very first day at campus, I heard of campus is a ivory tower and full of joy, in there,I can broaden my horizon and follow my interest to making friends, especially the association of campus is a shinning view, look ,there is a hip-hop association, I will go there, follow me.Association : Howdy, guys, come here.Are you a freshman?

William: Yeah.Could you tell me something about your association?

Association：Of course.Firstly, let me ask you some questions.Do you want to show your talent?(YES)

Do you want to enrich your campus life?(YES)

Do you want to be a star?(YES)

So, this is the stage what you want, we’ll give you many chances to show your style.Come on, no hesitation.W: Okay, that’s great, I will join you.Voice-over：A month later, William had come to know that he has a lot of things to do, he is confused there.William: This is my homework, and this is my activity, which one I should choose? Oh my god, who can help me?

Voice-over：At that time, the learning angel and the hip-hop fairy come to his mind at the same time.Learning Angel: To be or not to be, that is a question.Litter William, Shakespeare is calling you.This is the ocean of knowledge , the heaven of literature.Please take your book and come to my world.W: Okay, angel , wait me …wait me.Voice-over: Suddenly, the hip-hop fairy is coming.Hip-pop fairy: Yo yo yo!Everybody!Push you hands up.(Singing)Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise playing in the street gonna be a big man someday, you’ve got the mud on your face, big disgrace, kicking your can all over the place.Singing, we will we will rock you.Singing, we will we will rock you.What’s boy? Come with me, we have a big party.Hurry up!

William: Wow, so cool, take me away.(leave his book on the floor)

Learning Angel：No!Stop！

(Face to William)You can’t do it.It is time to study.(Face to Hip-pop fairy)And you, who are you?(The tone with provocation)

Hip-pop fairy: It’s none of your business, it’s time for fun, get out of his world, he should come with me.Learning Angel: No!You can’t!Shut up!

Hip-pop fairy: What? What?(Disputing)

William: All right… all right.Calm down….calm down guys!We must have a talk!

Learning Angel and Hip-hop fairy: Okay…okay.(Calm down)

William:(Face to Learning Angel)You, you’re the important part of my life, I know I should pay more attention to you.But, you（Face to Hip-hop fairy）,without you, my life is not complete.(Face to audiences)Learning angel is my right hand, Hip-hop fairy is my left hand, you should get well alone with each other and work together, I need you to create my beautiful campus life.Learning Angel: Okay, William is right.Hip-hop fairy: Yes, I really think we should be friends.(shake hands)

(Singing together)

William: They’re the girl on my mind and I know I’m thinking of them, on my way through the day and the night the stars shine above me.L/H: We have been heard some words about the guy he is too much stronger, and we will singing the song, hoping we will happy together.W/L/H: Our hearts go sha la la la la,sha la la in the moring,oh sha la la la la, sha la la in the sunshine,our hearts go sha la la la la,sha la la in the evening ,oh sha la la la la ,sha la la la la just for you.W/L/H: We hope all of you could find a right position of your life, balance your study and entertainment, make you life full of joy and create some unforgettable memories, at last , we hope you will “make it better”.The end…

第五篇：小品劇本

文章標(biāo)題：小品劇本-怕做典型

下午五點(diǎn)鐘左右，農(nóng)民實(shí)業(yè)家劉貴和老婆林莉正在家里算收入，有人敲門，是鎮(zhèn)里管工業(yè)的副書記和副鎮(zhèn)長。

林莉：（打開門）哎喲，書記大人，鎮(zhèn)長大人，貴人，請進(jìn)。

書記：別叫得那么好聽，還只是副的。

林莉：唉呀，叫的人省心，聽的人舒心嘛。別謙虛了，你們也很快就由姨太太轉(zhuǎn)成正房了。什么風(fēng)把你們又吹來了？

鎮(zhèn)長：（用手指指林莉笑笑說）你這個(gè)林莉吶，真是靈牙利齒，什么叫又來了？不歡迎嗎？你可別后悔。

林莉：（裝做自打嘴巴）對(duì)不起，我沒文化，大人不記小人過，請坐吧。

書記：（左右看了看）老劉呢？不在家嗎？

林莉：在，他不在家，我敢一個(gè)人呆家里嗎？

林莉朝里屋喊起來：“當(dāng)家的，快出來接客，首長來了。”劉貴跑下樓來

鎮(zhèn)長：（看著劉貴）老劉，你的好運(yùn)來了，今天早上沒聽到喜鵲叫嗎？

劉貴：（摸摸頭，憨笑）還有什么喜鵲，烏鴉倒不少，害得我不知是狼來了還是鬼子進(jìn)村了呢。

林莉：（瞪著劉貴，不好意思地看著書記和鎮(zhèn)長）有你這么說話的嗎？書記，鎮(zhèn)長，我們老劉不會(huì)說話，你們可別往心里去。

書記：（擺擺手）我們做慣了基層工作，還受不起這點(diǎn)幽默嗎？

劉貴：（看著書記和鎮(zhèn)長）有什么事？可以先說嗎？晚痛不如早痛。

鎮(zhèn)長：（拍拍劉貴的肩膀）不用那么神經(jīng)過敏，總之是百年不遇的大好事。省里不是要搞第二次填肚子工程嗎？目的是要全省人民狠挖各自的潛力，實(shí)現(xiàn)二次創(chuàng)業(yè)。咱們縣就只有養(yǎng)羊才是點(diǎn)特色，而咱縣養(yǎng)羊成點(diǎn)氣候的就只有你，所以請你配合一下縣里的戰(zhàn)略方針，到時(shí)候你只會(huì)更加吃香喝辣，決不會(huì)啃回骨頭的。

劉貴：怎么個(gè)配合法？

鎮(zhèn)長：想讓你把養(yǎng)羊場搞大點(diǎn)，也就是說，擴(kuò)大經(jīng)營。

劉貴：我就只有這點(diǎn)底子呢。

鎮(zhèn)長：我們既然叫你搞，當(dāng)然要大力支持你，怕什么？由我們出面給你貸款，派車和聯(lián)系銷路，你只要負(fù)責(zé)好具體的管理就行了。

劉貴：我還沒玩過這么大的牌呢。

鎮(zhèn)長：現(xiàn)在時(shí)興集團(tuán)軍做法，不興打游擊了。

劉貴：可我是在商言商，萬一到時(shí)候來個(gè)黃莊或放大炮給別人呢？

鎮(zhèn)長：（拍拍胸口）有我們政府撐著，你還擔(dān)心什么？我們早替你做過偵察兵了，自從克隆羊出來后，越來越環(huán)保的讒蟲們就覺著圈養(yǎng)羊的稀奇了，我們要抓住這個(gè)機(jī)遇。你要是搞好了，我們也跟著多沾點(diǎn)葷；要是弄砸了，我們的烏紗帽也戴不穩(wěn)。到時(shí)候，省里和縣里還會(huì)下來開現(xiàn)場表彰大會(huì)，你想不做明星都難呢。

劉貴：（搓搓手）給你這么一說，我覺得好象明天就要被中南海召見了呢。但我還是心里沒底，萬一背時(shí)，到時(shí)候遇到熊市，你們拍拍屁股就能走人，我可到哪里去躲債主？

鎮(zhèn)長：（握了握劉貴的手臂）不要把我們說得那么賴皮嘛，我們是為你好，也是為了我們自己呢，再怎么著，我們還要在這里呆嘛。

書記：（終于嚴(yán)肅起來）當(dāng)初你什么都沒有，我們不是大力扶持你搞成了嗎？好歹也是在我們的地盤上，還保護(hù)不了你？

林莉：（捅捅劉貴）你這個(gè)人也真是的，領(lǐng)導(dǎo)這么看得起，你怎么也得拿出點(diǎn)精神來嘛。

劉貴：（咬咬牙）好吧，就當(dāng)?shù)觅€一盤吧，反正咱也是賭著起來的。

副書記和副鎮(zhèn)長走后，劉貴和林莉夫妻倆還在琢磨。

劉貴：我還是不太敢上他們這個(gè)賭桌。

林莉：怪不得人家說農(nóng)民企業(yè)家成不了大氣候，你也太跟不上形勢了，要玩就玩大牌，老和那些小牌能贏什么大錢？

劉貴：萬一手氣不好呢？現(xiàn)在還沒有公平競爭的好事呢。

林莉：他們當(dāng)官的也是在賭，難道我們就賭不過他們？

劉貴：他們可都是戴著護(hù)身符來賭的，又不要自己的本錢，咱能比么？

林莉：你也別把他們看得太高了，他們賭輸了，照樣是什么都沒有；你賭輸了，起碼還有我嘛，你還擔(dān)心我會(huì)給孩子另找個(gè)爹不成？大不了咱又從頭挨起，又不是沒挨過。

劉貴：你說得輕巧，好不容易混到這份上了，還要走回頭路？

林莉：我說你死腦筋就是死腦筋，你沒聽清副書記后面的話嗎？那意思就是說，既然能把你扶起來，就能把你打下去。你要是攪黃了他們露臉的機(jī)會(huì)，以后處處給你亮紅燈，你這生意還怎么做下去？就算到頭來弄敗了，他們也不可能不夠意思吧，起碼他們得做貸款擔(dān)保人呢。

劉貴：（頓了頓）明天你先把五六萬塊錢存在我爸的賬上，作為我們以后的生活費(fèi)。

半年后的一天里，劉貴在家接到營銷員的電話，立即嚯地站了起來。

劉貴：（緊握著電話，嗓門越來越大越來越急）什么？外地更大的集團(tuán)軍搶了地盤？你們大方點(diǎn)嘛，舍不得肥羊套不了狼！……什么？人家出的血比咱們多幾倍？那鎮(zhèn)里的那幫家伙呢？……什么？一句集體擔(dān)保的就完事了？還成了紅人，調(diào)到上面去了？那縣里呢？……什么？縣里竟然說是由鄉(xiāng)里負(fù)責(zé)的，不關(guān)他們的事？夠了，夠了，不要說了。

劉貴氣憤地把電話摜在地上。

有人敲門，是縣電視臺(tái)的記者。

劉貴：（沒好氣地）你們的消

息真靈通，來出我的洋相？

記者：你說到哪兒去了，聽說你的創(chuàng)業(yè)成績很突出，鄉(xiāng)里有關(guān)的干部才調(diào)了上去，我們是來挖你這個(gè)優(yōu)秀的典型呢，還請你能配合。

劉貴：（苦笑）好吧，再配合一次也無妨，你們知道我實(shí)際上成了什么典型？

記者：那當(dāng)然是二次創(chuàng)業(yè)的典型啦。

劉貴：（大聲地）我他媽成了傻瓜的典型。

記者：（愕然）……

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