第一篇：英語(yǔ)話(huà)劇劇本

《狼來(lái)了》

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解說(shuō)：（這是一個(gè)最好的時(shí)代，這是一個(gè)最壞的時(shí)代，這是一個(gè)講信用的時(shí)代，又是一個(gè)欺騙的時(shí)代；這是一個(gè)光明的時(shí)代，又是一個(gè)黑暗的時(shí)代。）這是最好的時(shí)代，也是最壞的時(shí)代；這是智慧的年代，也是愚蠢的年代；這是信仰的時(shí)期，也是懷疑的時(shí)期；這是光明的季節(jié)，也是黑暗的季節(jié)；這是希望的春天，也是失望的冬天；大伙兒面前應(yīng)有盡有，大伙兒面前一無(wú)所有；大伙兒正在直登天堂；大伙兒正在直落地獄。

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way。下面我們組將給大家?guī)?lái)一個(gè)關(guān)于社會(huì)誠(chéng)信的話(huà)劇，他的名字是《狼來(lái)了》，請(qǐng)大家欣賞，謝謝！

第一幕

老大爺1：（一瘸一拐地上場(chǎng)，后面不遠(yuǎn)處有一對(duì)情侶、兩個(gè)群眾中也走著，走著走著老大爺突然摔倒了）啊，疼死了（捂著胸，好像是心臟病發(fā)作），好難受呀?。▽?duì)著周?chē)娜苏f(shuō)）幫幫我吧！

情侶男：（兩個(gè)人一起跑過(guò)去）大爺，你怎么了？ 情侶女：大爺好像是心臟病發(fā)作，（此時(shí)大爺已經(jīng)奄奄一息），快找一找他身上是不是有急救藥！

群眾1：（群眾1、2一起跑過(guò)來(lái)），我來(lái)幫你們，看看兜里面，（翻了一遍）群中2：終于找到了，快給大爺服下（大家一起幫忙，把大爺抬到安全的地方，把藥服下去，不一會(huì)大爺就醒過(guò)來(lái)，精神了許多）（此處可以表演的搞笑一點(diǎn)）

老大爺1：謝謝你們，非常感謝你們，如果沒(méi)有你們救我，我現(xiàn)在可能就已經(jīng)死了！周?chē)腥耍翰挥弥x，這些都是我們應(yīng)該做的！情侶女：大爺，你的家在哪里？我們送你回家吧！老大爺1：（很激動(dòng)的）謝謝你們了，不麻煩你們了，我現(xiàn)在感覺(jué)很好了，可以自己回家了！謝謝你們了！

結(jié)局：（大爺慢慢地走者，大家站在原地注視著老大爺?shù)谋秤埃┐蠹叶颊f(shuō)：老大爺注意身體！老大爺1：謝謝，謝謝，這個(gè)世界上還是好人多呀，好人多呀！我愛(ài)你們，我愛(ài)這個(gè)美麗的世界！這個(gè)世界是如此的美麗。

解說(shuō)：（《愛(ài)的奉獻(xiàn)》歌聲起）這個(gè)世界上還是好人多呀！有愛(ài)的世界是溫暖的，只要人人都獻(xiàn)出一點(diǎn)愛(ài)，這個(gè)世界就會(huì)變成美麗的人間。

第二幕

（情侶男騎著自行車(chē)載著女孩，聽(tīng)著歌曲，悠哉游哉地騎著，后面一個(gè)老大爺2騎著自行車(chē)一直跟著這對(duì)情侶，想碰瓷騙點(diǎn)錢(qián)，突然老大爺2加大速度和這對(duì)情侶并行突然倒掉，此時(shí)旁邊正好有兩位群眾看到這一情景）

老大爺2：（捂著腿，作痛苦狀）痛死了，痛死了?。▽?duì)著情侶大喊）你們沒(méi)長(zhǎng)眼睛嗎？把我的腿都撞折了，賠錢(qián)，快賠錢(qián)！

情侶男：大爺，你怎么了？我們沒(méi)碰到你呀，你怎么會(huì)自己倒了呢？你還好吧！老大爺2：（怒吼道）你沒(méi)若碰到我，我怎么會(huì)倒呢？就是你們碰得我，我才倒掉的！我現(xiàn)在腿折了，不能走路了（作瘸腿的動(dòng)作），快賠我錢(qián)，賠我錢(qián)！

情侶女：老大爺，我們真沒(méi)碰到你呀！天可以作證，你怎么能訛詐我們呢？ 老大爺2：腿好痛呀，痛死了！救命呀，快救人呀！有人撞人了還不賠錢(qián)！群眾1：小伙子呀，我看到剛才的情況了，你沒(méi)碰到這位老大爺，你是清白的，我可以證明。群眾2：我也可以證明你們的清白，咱們還是打110吧！讓警察來(lái)處理這件事吧！老大爺2：我好痛呀！你們?cè)趺纯梢赃@樣對(duì)待以為老人呢！我是受害者呀！情侶男：（拿起手機(jī)撥打110）喂，你好，我這里是東北大學(xué)逸夫教學(xué)樓302，這發(fā)生了一起交通訛詐事故，我們請(qǐng)求幫助！

（警笛起）

警察：請(qǐng)問(wèn)，發(fā)生什么事了？(Excuse me, what happened)?

老大爺2：（突然爬起來(lái)，走了幾步，又瘸起腿來(lái)，又坐回去了）警察同志，我被這兩位情侶撞到了，我的腿被撞折了，我好痛呀！

警察1：（對(duì)著情侶）是這樣的情況嗎？請(qǐng)你們敘述一下剛才發(fā)生的事。

情侶男：我們騎著自行車(chē)走著走著就看到這位老大爺自己倒下去了，他自己倒的，我們沒(méi)有碰到他。

情侶女：是呀，我們根本沒(méi)有碰到他，你可以問(wèn)問(wèn)這些群眾呀，他們是目擊者。

警察2：（對(duì)著群眾1、2）能敘述一下你看到的情況嗎？(Can you describe what you see?)

群眾1：剛才那位老大爺自己騎著自行車(chē)摔倒了，他確要訛詐這對(duì)情侶，太不道德了。群眾2：是呀，是那位老大爺自己摔倒的，和那對(duì)情侶沒(méi)關(guān)系，我可以作證。警察1：（對(duì)著情侶）現(xiàn)在基本情況已經(jīng)弄清楚了，你們是無(wú)辜的，可以走了。（對(duì)著老大爺）老大爺，你感覺(jué)還好嗎？所有的人都說(shuō)你是自己摔倒的，你還有什么要說(shuō)的嗎？

老大爺：你怎么把他們放走了，我無(wú)話(huà)可說(shuō)，就是他們把我撞倒的，就是他們把我撞倒的！為什么為什么？？（捂著腿做痛苦狀）好痛呀，好痛呀！警察2：老大爺，你還好吧，我先送你去醫(yī)院吧！(Old man, are you alright, I'll take you to the hospital!)

（警笛聲起，警察1、2載著老人就走了，此處可以表演的搞樂(lè)一點(diǎn)）解說(shuō)：（《

》歌聲起）這個(gè)社會(huì)本來(lái)充滿(mǎn)了愛(ài)，充滿(mǎn)了溫暖，可是就是因?yàn)檫@些人的欺騙行為，讓那些擁有愛(ài)心的人們一次次受到傷害，這些傷害深深地刺痛了他們的心，一次次沖擊著我們這個(gè)社會(huì)的道德底線(xiàn)。

第三幕

解說(shuō)：自從那次老大爺2被警察戳穿后，他依然在行騙，這次他還在路上尋找著目標(biāo)等待碰瓷，不過(guò)這次他的身體確實(shí)出現(xiàn)了問(wèn)題，他的心臟病突然發(fā)作了。

老大爺2：（自己一個(gè)人騎著自行車(chē)，吹著口哨，很悠哉游哉，突然車(chē)子倒了，這次他真的犯病了，心臟病發(fā)作了）啊，（雙手捂著胸）痛死了，救命呀，救命呀，救命（聲音逐漸變?。┌。?！

情侶女：老公，你聽(tīng)，好像有人喊“救命”，你看！前面有個(gè)老大爺摔倒了！

（兩個(gè)人一起快跑過(guò)去，同時(shí)后面的兩個(gè)群眾也一起跑過(guò)去，大家圍在一起看著老大爺）情侶男：啊！我的天呀！這不就是上次騙我們的那位老大爺嗎？ 群眾1：是呀，就是他，我認(rèn)識(shí)他

群眾2：就是他，他又想騙我們呀！沒(méi)門(mén)，我們決不能再上當(dāng)受騙了！老大爺2：救救我呀，我真的很痛呀！我這次是真的，救救我吧！情侶男：老大爺，你的演技有很大長(zhǎng)進(jìn)呀，不過(guò)我們不會(huì)再受騙了?。ù蠹一ハ嗫戳丝磳?duì)方）

群眾1：是呀，我們不能在一個(gè)地方摔倒兩次。群眾2：是呀，我們還是走吧！

情侶女：老公，咱們快走吧，一會(huì)就要上課了！快點(diǎn)！大家一塊喊了一句：Let‘s go！老大爺2：（老大爺趴在地上，目光無(wú)神，看著大家遠(yuǎn)去的背影，伸手朝向遠(yuǎn)方，說(shuō)）救命呀，救命?。ò@了一聲）自作孽不可活呀！上帝，下輩子我一定要作一個(gè)好人！

（老大爺，作非常痛苦狀，頭磕地，死去！）過(guò)了一段時(shí)間（急救車(chē)聲響起），120急救車(chē)來(lái)了，下來(lái)兩個(gè)醫(yī)生 醫(yī)生1（警察1飾演）：（用聽(tīng)診器停了一會(huì)，又用手試了試鼻子處是否還有呼吸）沒(méi)有呼吸了，拿不來(lái)吧！醫(yī)生2（警察2飾演）：（拿來(lái)一塊布，兩個(gè)醫(yī)生共同把布蓋子尸體上）是呀，如果能及時(shí)吃一粒救心丸就好了，太可惜了！(Yes，if it is good to eat a grain of JiuXinWan timely, what a shame!)

（120急救車(chē)笛聲響起，結(jié)束！）解說(shuō)：（《

》歌聲起）這樣的結(jié)局真的很悲哀，這樣悲哀的故事在現(xiàn)實(shí)世界中很多，可能就在此刻還在發(fā)生著這樣的事情。這就是“狼來(lái)了”的故事，某些人總是在利用大家的愛(ài)心，最終真的狼來(lái)了的時(shí)候，確沒(méi)人再愿意獻(xiàn)出愛(ài)心，因?yàn)閻?ài)一旦被欺騙了，就再也無(wú)法得到，最終這些人被“狼”吃了！

第二篇：英語(yǔ)話(huà)劇劇本

英語(yǔ)話(huà)劇劇本：4人英語(yǔ)話(huà)劇 Another day in paradise 場(chǎng)景簡(jiǎn)單，語(yǔ)言適中，4個(gè)主要人物，推薦。適合課上演出，很有意義，關(guān)于親情

Characters: Angel: A chief broadcaster.Anny: A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother.Anny’s father Anny’s teacher Anny’s classmates Divide the stage into two parts.On the left: Children’s ward, a chair, some flowers.On the right: A desk, a chair, a lamp, some books.(幕啟，舞臺(tái)左半亮，右半暗)(The phone is ringing)Old woman: Hello!Anny（怯生生地）: Hello, I, I want mum.Is that mum? Old woman: Oh, I’m granny.I’m not mum.Anny: I’m sorry.（電話(huà)掛斷聲，撥號(hào)聲又起）A young woman: Hello!Anny（怯生生地）: Hello!I want mum.Is that mum? Young woman: Are you joking? I’m not married.（電話(huà)繼續(xù)響，右半舞臺(tái)亮）Angel: Hello!Anny（鼓起勇氣）: I want mum.Is that mum? Angel: Who’s that speaking? Anny: I’m Anny, your Anny.Angel: Anny？（充滿(mǎn)疑惑）。（略為思索后，用母親的聲調(diào)）Where are you? Anny（仿佛遇見(jiàn)母親，忍不住哭起來(lái)）: Mum,（哭聲，欲語(yǔ)淚先流，又猛然驚覺(jué)）Mum, mum, I’m not crying.Angel（安慰地，擔(dān)心地）: You are a nice little girl.Anny: Mum, why don’t you come to see me? Dad says you will come back if I am well behaved.Mum, don’t you miss me? Angel（慈愛(ài)地）: Of course, I do.I do miss you? Anny: Really? Angel: Yes.I miss you so much.Anny: Mummy!Angel: En? Anny: Mummy!Angel: Yes? Anny（笑若銀鈴）(Angel 慈愛(ài)地笑，心略有所安)Anny(突然又哭了): But mummy, why don’t you come back? I’m ill.Angel（關(guān)切地）: Anny, where are you? Tell me, where are you? Anny: Mummy, I’m in hospital now.I felt pain, but I didn’t cry.Dad says the one who cries is not a good girl.Then you won’t come back.Mummy, can you come back to see me? I’m waiting for you with no tears.Angel: Anny, I’m, I’m not? Oh, yes, mummy will come back to see you（Dad推門(mén)入，見(jiàn)Anny在打電話(huà)，連忙奪過(guò)）Dad: I’ve told you not to call anybody else.（對(duì)著電話(huà)）Sorry, I’m really sorry.The child has disturbed you.Angel: Never mind.I’m a mother, too.I understand her.May I know the truth? Dad: Eh?, her mum isn’t here.So she called and called.Angel: Where’s Anny’s mother? You divorced? Dad: No, no.I hope she would come back.But?

Angel: You don’t trust in me? I’m Angel, the chief broadcaster of the hot line.Dad（回頭看Anny）: Then, I’ll tell you the truth some other day.Angel:All right.(燈暗景換)On the left: Anny’s sitting room.On the right: Anny’s classroom.（左右同時(shí)演繹）Left: Dad: Anny’s mum passed away in a tracffic accident six years ago.She told me to hide the truth.This is the letter for Anny.Right: Teacher: Children, in this class.Let’s enjoy Anny’s composition “A letter to mummy”.Angel, Anny同時(shí)，時(shí)空錯(cuò)接，音樂(lè)起)Angel: Anny, my dearest baby!Anny: Mummy, my dearest mummy!Angel: When we played hide and seek, I was found easily.Anny: When we played hide and seek, I could found you easily.Angel: But this time, you can’t find me.Anny: But this time, I can’t find you.Angel: Baby, we have a date.When you are 14, you can find me.Anny: Mummy, we have a date.Dad says when I am 14, I can find you.Angel: Baby, the game lasts so long.I wonder if you have the courage to go on.Anny: Mummy, don’t worry.I grow up with your arms around me in my dream.Angel: Anny, if the time is so long, mummy will talk with you when you are looking at our photo.Anny: Mum, the letter you left to me is so long.I read it every night, again and again.Angel: Anny, your birthday present is on the wardrobe.Anny: Mummy, I’ve known the truth.Every time I take a bus, I can see your dad eyes.Angel: Anny, I’m really worried if you will be so sad after your 14th birthday.Is there anyone to love you all his life? Anny: Mummy, I’ll never give up.I believe there is a call to the paradise.I will love Dad.I will love myself.I can fly with my own wings one day.Angel: Anny, my dear.Anny: Mummy, be safe all the way.There are no tears in paradise.(燈亮，謝幕)

第三篇：英語(yǔ)話(huà)劇劇本

英語(yǔ)話(huà)劇劇本

在一個(gè)鳥(niǎo)語(yǔ)花香的一個(gè)早上，站長(zhǎng)一如既往地坐在辦公室，一邊翹著二郎腿，一邊單手拿起一本咖啡喝。在他的眼里，他覺(jué)得，今天又是一個(gè)休閑的日子，只要坐在辦公室，有空出去外面巡查一下環(huán)境，就可以回家看電視去了。但他沒(méi)有想到，今天在他的身邊竟然會(huì)發(fā)生一些令他抓破頭皮的事情。

他喝完咖啡，慢悠悠地走出值班室，挺著一個(gè)大肚子，威武地巡視著地鐵站內(nèi)的人群。每個(gè)人都匆匆地來(lái)匆匆地去，從來(lái)沒(méi)有留意過(guò)身邊的人和事。站長(zhǎng)這個(gè)時(shí)候伸伸懶腰，正準(zhǔn)備回值班室大睡一覺(jué)的時(shí)候，突然不知道哪里出來(lái)的一個(gè)人把他撞倒了。站長(zhǎng)甩了一個(gè)跟頭，挺笨拙地爬起來(lái)剛想大罵一頓的時(shí)候，卻首先聽(tīng)到一把聲音，有點(diǎn)怯懦地說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起對(duì)不起” 站長(zhǎng)這個(gè)時(shí)候擦擦眼睛，開(kāi)始打量眼前的這個(gè)人：他的衣著很隨意，臟兮兮的樣子，而且還帶著一副墨鏡。站長(zhǎng)就開(kāi)始罵了：“你沒(méi)長(zhǎng)眼睛嗎？這樣也能撞上我！”然后那個(gè)人就回答說(shuō)：“我是一個(gè)盲人，我都看不到要在哪里候車(chē)了。”站長(zhǎng)聽(tīng)了之后，也見(jiàn)到他是一個(gè)殘疾人，便說(shuō)：“沒(méi)事啦，我是這里的站長(zhǎng)，如果你不知道哪里候車(chē)的話(huà)，可以咨詢(xún)一下當(dāng)班的值班員嘛。不過(guò)既然你遇上了我，我就幫你帶路吧?！边@時(shí)候盲人也說(shuō)了一聲：“好的，非常感謝你?！庇谑?，站長(zhǎng)讓盲人一手牽著他，一手摸著扶手，慢慢地下樓梯到乘車(chē)站臺(tái)。站長(zhǎng)拖著盲人慢慢地走，突然腳底下一絆，整個(gè)人又甩了一跤，幸好盲人一手扶著墻壁沒(méi)有摔倒。這時(shí)候站長(zhǎng)發(fā)火了，起來(lái)就說(shuō)一句：“特么的是誰(shuí)！”這一次沒(méi)有人回答他。于是站長(zhǎng)低頭一看，有一個(gè)乘客正躺在地上一動(dòng)也不動(dòng)了。站長(zhǎng)于是就怕了，馬上松開(kāi)牽著盲人的手，盲人覺(jué)察到不對(duì)勁，就問(wèn)：“發(fā)生什么事了”站長(zhǎng)結(jié)結(jié)巴巴地回答：“地…地上…躺…躺著…一個(gè)人?。?！”盲人顯然要比站長(zhǎng)冷靜：“快去看一下他是否還活著”于是站長(zhǎng)彎下腰，問(wèn)一句：“先生請(qǐng)問(wèn)你還清醒嗎？”沒(méi)有回應(yīng)。于是站長(zhǎng)又彎下腰用耳朵貼著他的胸口聽(tīng)他的心跳聲，可是出人意料地聽(tīng)不到。站長(zhǎng)這時(shí)候怕了，他用手擦了一下額頭的汗，然后又顫抖地把手伸向躺著的人鼻子，誰(shuí)知道這時(shí)候傳來(lái)呼呼的鼻鼾聲。站長(zhǎng)定了一下驚，然后又聞了一下他的衣服，一股很濃烈的酒精味，大概是喝醉酒了吧。于是站長(zhǎng)讓醉酒的人繼續(xù)躺著，扶了盲人上車(chē)之后，然后就來(lái)看了一下醉酒的人，結(jié)果發(fā)現(xiàn)還沒(méi)醒。站長(zhǎng)本來(lái)想著呼叫值班員前來(lái)幫忙，但正是午飯時(shí)間，值班室空無(wú)一人，又不能置醉酒人一直在這里，于是自己便背起醉酒人爬上樓梯直到回到值班室。此時(shí)的站長(zhǎng)已經(jīng)氣喘吁吁地，累個(gè)半死之下于是什么都不管了，躺在地上呼呼地睡著了…

第四篇：英語(yǔ)話(huà)劇劇本

Have you finished packing？ 情景一

Mike :Hi, we are going to take advantage ofour two weeks vacation to have a relaxed trip.So where do you want to go for our trip?

Mina :Awesome!I am looking forward to going to London.!we are going to take advantage of the beautiful London’s scenery in the winter and have a” winter date week”Dave : Oh, that sounds nice!London is always extremelypretty this time of year.I just love it!

Mike: Nice , but this long distance trip is starting to wear me down.I amthinking that we’d do a little hiking.No matter where we gobut there is a really nice trail about five hour away from our house.It’s through the woods and so I’m sure it will look beautiful.Mina: Oh ,brother, You know that London is the place where I really want to go.I had read online that it was a decent place ,and I can’t forget how beautiful that is!

Dave : I agree with Mina.We have two weeks vacation not two days, sowe should have a long trip.Mike: Ok, ok, I guess I’ll agree to that , but only on one condition.市銷(xiāo)話(huà)劇第二組

Mina and Dave: what’s that?

Mike: I want take some beautiful photos in this vacation ,so you must promisethat there are many beautiful sceneriesin the place where we go for trip.Mina: London is home to some of the most iconic attractions in the word from historic landmarks such as the Tower of London to more recent constructions likes the London Eye.So there is no need to worry about that.Dave: I believe that you will be snapping away like crazy.So we will go to London.情景二

Mike : what should we prepare for our trip? We should make a plan before we start packing.Mina :Sounds like a good idea.We should get the tourist visa and book plane tickets.Dave :Oh ,dear, How about my plants and dog?

Mike : Don’t worry ,how about give our house key to Haining Zhang, and she will take care of our house when we out.Mina : That sounds great.What’s more don’t forget to unplug TV and electrical stuff.Mike :So I will call Haining zhang.But where is my cell phone?市銷(xiāo)話(huà)劇第二組

Oh, my cell phone!I lost my cell phone!

Dave :The kitchen.It’s in the kitchen.I saw it this morning.Mike :I get it.Ta-dah

Mina and Dave are packing.Haining: Hi, Mike ,this is Haining Zhang, how are you ? Mike : I am fine ,and you ?

Haining: I am fine , anythingalse?

Mike : Dear, we well have a two weeks trip, could you take care of our house in that time.Haining : Ok, no problem.What can I do for you?

Mike : Could you water my plants and feed my dog? I don’t want to put the dog in the kennel.Haining : Sure, it’s my pleasure.Have you finished packing? Mike : yeah , I have finished everything.Dave and Mina are packing now.these two they’re never prepared.Mina : Oh my god, where is my wallet!I can’t find it anywhere.Mike Bathroom.Mina : Are you sure? So strange.(hold up he wallet)I get it.Dave : Where is the tourist visa and tickets, and do you know where I put it ?

市銷(xiāo)話(huà)劇第二組

Mike : Here, on the table.Dave get it.Mina :Mike!we’ll be late!Let’s go!

Haining :Have a great trip!

Mina ,Mike ,Dave, Bye , Haining.Mike : Does everyone have everything?

Mina , Dave: Yep!

Mike , Let’s go!

情景三

Dave :I don’t remember where I put the tourist visa and plane tickets.Mike: Oh ,no!there are only one hour left.Dave : Let me think, oh ,there it is ,I put it on the dresser.Mike ,Mina : what a relief!now ,London here come!

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第五篇：英語(yǔ)話(huà)劇劇本

英語(yǔ)話(huà)劇劇本：5人英語(yǔ)話(huà)劇劇本-Yes Means No(似是而非)本文來(lái)自: 教客網(wǎng)劇本大全(http://)詳細(xì)出處參考：http:// Summary:

Teddy Lawson is going to marry Edith Merrill and he asks his father, Mr.Lawson, to finance his honeymoon.However, Teddy's father wants him to learn to say NO first because Teddy always says YES to everyone who makes a request.They make a deal that Mr.Lawson will give Teddy one hundred dollars for every time Teddy says NO in half an hour, but if Teddy says YES just once, Teddy forfeits every NO-Mr.Lawson's secretary, Miss Collins, will make the strict account of every NO.In order to have a nice honeymoon, Teddy tries hard to carry out his father's orders and answer NO as many as possible to everything asked, even though he is running the risks of breaking his father's deal with T.J.Morgan and losing his own sweet heart--Edith Merrill...TEDDY:(Coming to his father's desk L.)

Dad, there's something I want to tell you.LAWSON: Oh, is that so!What is it?

TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Edith Merrill and she's accepted me.LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this?

TEDDY: Right away.That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the honeymoon.LAWSON: Oh...I will, will I?(Pounds desk, rises and comes to Teddy C.)I'll tell you that I'm ashamed of you.You haven't any backbone...you can't say NO!I left you in charge of my business last week just to see how you'd conduct it.And you did great.Ha!...If I'd stayed away another week, you'd have ruined me(Strolls up C.)TEDDY: I did the best I could!

LAWSON: Then you'd make a fine business man.(Coming down C.)The most essential thing in a business man's life is to be able to say “NO.” At all times NO.Especially in a credit business like mine.But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time.(Takes a few steps L.)

TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say “no.”

LAWSON: Well, you'll learn to say “no” before I finance any honeymoon.(Lawson is below desk L.Phone rings, Lawson turns to his desk, grabs phone quickly and sits down.)Lawson talking...!(Listens a second.)NO！!I...said...NO.(Listens again.)Then I'll foreclose.That's final..NO!(Lawson hangs up receiver.Turns to Teddy.)That's how I make my money..being able to say NO..NO..NO.(Pounds desk with each “No!” Rises and comes to Teddy C.)And that's the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage.TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad...and I'll try to make good.LAWSON:(He sneers the last Word and takes a stroll up C.)Do you mean it?

TEDDY: You bet I do

LAWSON:(Coming down L of Teddy.)

TEDDY: All right...I'll give you another chance.You want money for a honeymoon?...Very well!You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I'll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say NO.LAWSON: One hundred dollars?

TEDDY: Right!Do you think you can do it? LAWSON: I'll try.TEDDY:(Crosses R to Miss Collins.)Miss Collins, I want you to remain in this office with my son while I'm gone.You can sit at my desk.(Miss Collins doesn't move immediately.)NOW!(She jumps and crosses stage.)

COLLINS: Yes, sir!

LAWSON:(Crosses L.)And I don't want you to leave it for a second.Understand?(Miss Collins nods.)And I want you to keep strict account of every time my son says NO.But remember, if he answers YES just once...he forfeits every “NO.”(Turning to Teddy.)Are you on? TEDDY: Yes.(He realizes what he has said and clasps hand over his mouth.)

LAWSON:(Crossing R to door, taking coat and hat from hall-tree.)Very well.You'll be in charge here for one-half hour...(Looks at watch.)Now remember...not one “Yes.”...It must be “NO” to everything.(Lawson exits and slams door.)(Teddy stands for a second smiling.Phone rings, and he rushes across stage to phone on desk L, and picking it up shouts into it.TEDDY: NO..POSITIVELY NO!(Hangs up.Strolls across stage, grinning at Miss Collins, who is amazed.)That's two...put them down.COLLINS:(Writing.)Yes, sir.(Phone rings.Teddy grabs it again, while Miss Collins warns him to be careful.)You better hear who it is, sir.It may be important.TEDDY: Hello?(Repeating what is said to him.)Is Mr.Lawson in? NO!Do I mind speaking for him? NO!What?...NO!

COLLINS:(Rising and pleading.)Don't you think you'd better hang up, sir?

TEDDY:(To Miss Collins.)No.Put them all down...there were five of them.(Into phone.)No, no, no!(Raising three fingers to Miss Collins.)I wasn't talking to you...I was talking to Mr.Lawson's secretary.What? No!I should worry? No!(Hangs up.Laughing heartily at his results so far.)COLLINS:(Fearfully.)Aren't you going a little too far, sir?

TEDDY: No!There's another.Are you keeping strict account of them?(Crosses to desk L.)How many are there?

COLLINS: Just...just thirteen, sir.TEDDY:(Taking C and dancing a step.)Thirteen, eh? COLLINS: But isn't that an unlucky number, sir?

TEDDY: No!That makes fourteen!(Teddy crosses to desk R.)Well, that's a trip to California, anyway.(Phone rings.But this time Miss Collins gets it first.)

COLLINS: Hullo? Just a second, please.(Now to Teddy in a whisper.)It's T.J.Morgan to see your father.TEDDY: No!

COLLINS: Shall I tell him to come back?

TEDDY: No!

COLLINS: But he wants to know if he can see Mr.Lawson? TEDDY: Tell him NO!(Emphatically.Crosses R.)

COLLINS:(Into phone.)No!(Hangs up.)

TEDDY:(Enjoying it all immensely.)Add three more to the list.How many is that now?(Teddy crosses to desk L.)(At this point T.J.Morgan rushes into room unceremoniously.)MORGAN: What's the idea of telling me I can't see Lawson? Is he in?(Comes C as Teddy circles below him to R.)

TEDDY: No!(Miss Collins keeps marking every “no.”)

MORGAN:(Turning to Miss Collins L.)Then who said Lawson wouldn't see me? Was it you?(Mill Collins starts to answer but Teddy butts in.)

TEDDY: No!(Hoists a finger for Miss Collins to get the additional “no” on the record.)

MORGAN:(Turning back to Teddy R.)Oh, then it was you?

TEDDY:(Gulping.)No!

MORGAN:(Confused.)Then who was it? Was there anybody else in the office? TEDDY: No!

MORGAN: Can't you say anything but “NO-O-O!?” TEDDY:(Imitating his dragged out “No.”)“NO-O-O!”

MORGAN:(Waving his hand in disgust.)You're a silly ass...Will you deny that? TEDDY: For a hundred dollars?..NO!(Signals Miss Collins to add it on the list.)

MORGAN: You're impossible.You tell him that T.J.Morgan was here to see him about that lumber deal.He likes to make money the same as everybody, doesn't he?

TEDDY: Why...er..NO!

MORGAN: What?(He shakes his finger in Teddy's face.)Do you mean to tell me he's not interested in that lumber deal any more?(Miss Collins tries to speak.Morgan turns to her quickly.)Were you going to say something? TEDDY: No..Shefifteen-

TEDDY: Don't skip any.COLLINS: Just forty-six, sir.TEDDY:(Excitedly, taking stage.)Forty-six? Why, it'll be a trip around the world.I must make it an even fifty.(Offstage R, Lawson's voice is heard in warm argument.)

LAWSON: You just come in here with me.We'll see what this is all about.(He enters swiftly, followed by Edith and Mr.Morgan.They surround Teddy who has sneaked to C, half frightened.)Now Miss Merrill, ask him before me.EDITH:(Half crying.)Didn't you tell me your father paid you to break off our engagement? TEDDY: NO!(She staggers back amazed.)

MORGAN: When I asked you about the lumber deal, what did you say? TEDDY: NO!

LAWSON:(Coming toward Teddy and shaking his fist.)Don't you know any better than that? TEDDY: NO!(Calling to Miss Collins on opposite side.)That makes fifty！!

LAWSON:(Bewildered)What's the idea?

TEDDY: The idea is that I've carried out your orders...I haven't said one...(Catches himself.)what you said not to say.LAWSON:(Shaking fist in Teddy's face.)Do you think I'm a complete idiot? TEDDY: No!(To Miss Collins.)There's another one...put it down.LAWSON:(To Miss Collins.)Don't you DARE put that down.I've had enough of this.MORGAN:(Approaching Lawson L, and brushing Teddy aside.)I think I understand it all now.It was a joke.LAWSON: Absolutely!(Going to door R with Morgan.)We'll talk it over at the club tonight.(Morgan exits R.)TEDDY:(Meeting his father C, and grasping his coat lapel.)Make a check for me...for five thousand dollars.Fifty “No's,” you know.LAWSON:(Crossing to desk L.)How could anyone say fifty “No's” in fifteen minutes?

Imagine what I could do in an hour.My middle name is Speed.LAWSON: All right, I'm the goat.I'll give you the check.Then use some of that speed in getting out of here.(He turns to desk L, and sees Miss Collins seated at it.)Well, what are you doing at my desk?

COLLINS:(Rising, frightened.)Why, you told me to sit here, sir.Shall I go to my own desk, sir? LAWSON:(Shouting.)YES!(Miss Collins crosses R, to her own desk.)TEDDY:(Crossing to his father's desk.)Did I hear you say YES?

LAWSON: NO!(Writes in checkbook.)

EDITH:(Coming to Teddy C.)Oh, Teddy, I see it all now.“No” meant “Yes”..when you said “no.”

TEDDY: “No”..“Yes”...wait...When I said “No”...when I said...I...(Conflised.)Oh, I only know we are going on a honeymoon.(They kiss and embrace.)

LAWSON:(Rises with check in hand and comes C.)Here's your check.I made it out for ten thousand instead of five, because ten will take you farther away and keep you away longer.TEDDY:(Taking check and looking at it.)Why, Dad!You're wonderful..you're marvelous..you're...(Changing tone.)IS IT GOOD?(Father swells with satisfaction on praise, but turns furiously on last line.)Well, come on, darling.Good-bye, Dad...(They both start for door R.)(Teddy catches hand of Edith who waits for him in door R, and they plunge off happily together.)(Lawson and Miss Collins stare after them, Miss Collins chuckling with delight.)The End

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