第一篇：英語三人小話劇羅密歐與朱麗葉

Romeo and Julia

Scene I Julia: I have liked Romeo for a long time.Today, I determine to show my feelings to Romeo.Julia: Hi, Romeo.Romeo: Hi.Julia: Your clothes fit you well.Romeo: Oh!Thanks.You look charming, too.Julia: Oh!Really? In fact, I ……h(huán)ave something to tell you.Romeo: What is it? Julia: Un ~It’s a little difficult to say.Just…just…(shy!)Romeo: Just what? Julia: Just…I like you！(determined)Romeo: Look at you!So fat, so black, and…I want a thin girl（Julia is so depressed.when she walked , a man stopped her）

Julia: who are you ? what will you do ? Magic mirror: Don’t be afraid!I am a magic mirror, I will help you.Julia: Stop being so silly.There is no time for joking.I am so sad.Magic mirror: I know ,so I will help you.you love Romeo and your Romeo like thin girl, but you are so fat.I have a way to help you to become thinner.Julia: really ? Magic mirror: Don't suspect!I’ll show you that I’m a magic mirror.Now ,do you believe me ? Julia: Yes, of course.Please, I want to become a thin girl.Magic mirror: Don't be hasty.En, I was broke in several years ago and lost most of my magic.But don’t worry, I can tell you some means to be thin.Julia: oh, thank you very much.Magic mirror: Don't rush to say thank you , it hard to be done.Julia: Believe me ,I can do it.(magic mirror tell something to Julia)

Scene 2 Julia: I’ve become a thin girl.Now I can go to see Romeo.And he’s gonna accept me.Romeo, Romeo…..(Yell…Julia meets Romeo.)Julia: Hi, my dear Romeo.I’ve become a thin girl.Would you like to be my boyfriend? Romeo: Oh, Julia you look so different now.But I like girls with fair complexion.Julia: Oh, um……Ok, wait for me（Julia go to found magic mirror ask for help, and the magic mirror tell Julia the methods again.After a while ,Romeo passed though here and magic mirror stopped him）Magic mirror : hi , Romeo ,nice to meet you.Romeo : oh, nice to meet you too.by the way , do I know you? Magic mirror: No , you don’t know me , but I know you.Today there is a girl express her love to you and This is the second time ,am I right ? Romeo: Yeah.What do you want to do? Magic mirror: I just want to tell you I am a magic mirror.Do you believe me? Romeo: You are a magic mirror.Magic mirror: Yes Romeo : I believe it and I want to tell you I’m a wizard.hah…(Magic mirror show his magic again and Romeo was surprised)

Is it illusion? Magic mirror: Of course not.I just want to tell you that girl is a unlucky person.if you accept her love ,one of you must die.do you listen to clear? If you don't want to die or let the girl died ,you must refuse her love.Scene 3 Julia: Romeo, my love.I’ve become a thin girl with a fair complexion.Now I can go to see Romeo.And he’s gonna accept me.Romeo, Romeo…..(then Julia went to look for Romeo)Julia: I think I ‘m a perfect woman now.Romeo will be very proud to be with me.Romeo, Romeo......Romeo, look at me!Don’t you think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world? You would like to be my sweet heart, wouldn’t you?

Romeo: Oh, Julia.You look terrific.But……You are not my type Julia:

why? I’ve done so many things for you.Romeo: Because，because…… I already have boyfriend.Julia: boyfriend.?…（She completely lost hope.unconsciously , she came to the place where the magic mirror stay.）Magic mirror : Julia …

Julia : oh , Magic mirror ,what can I do ？Romeo …Romeo is a faggotry.but I still love him, could you help me ? Magic mirror: You are cursed , I have do all things that I can do to help you, but it’s no use.You can never be together.If you want to break the curse ,you must kill Romeo or kill yourself ,then you can love each other next life.(Magic mirror give she a knife and Julia kill herself.then Romeo came)

Romeo: dear Julia!It’s my fault.I love you.(he put the knife into his heart)

Magic mirror:

I forgot to tell you I am a bad guy.finish

第二篇：羅密歐與朱麗葉話劇搞笑劇本

羅密歐與朱麗葉

第一場：我要穿越 羅：（窮困潦倒ing）哎，這日子是沒法過了，這對象也是沒法找了…… 路A：嘿，歐阿，你是咋滴啦

羅：被人鄙視了唄，我他媽就一“三沒”產(chǎn)品?。鈶崳┞稟：恩？ 羅：沒房 沒車

路A：and then？不是還有個(gè)沒么？ 羅：他奶奶地咻，倒霉的霉！

路A：哎，歐阿，21世紀(jì)神馬都是浮云，別太在意sa！羅：哎，恨爹不成剛??！路A：要不我?guī)湍愠龀鲋饕猓?羅：就你？狗嘴里吐不出象牙……

路A：切！你就吐得出來？吐個(gè)瞧瞧？（羅：你?。眯漠?dāng)成驢肝肺…… 羅：別價(jià)，說來聽聽？ 路A：穿越！羅：恩？

路A：你看哈，那個(gè)什么《宮》阿、什么《驚心》阿、什么《神話》阿，都是這個(gè)套路 ……要是穿成個(gè)窮人，就憑你這點(diǎn)現(xiàn)代頭腦還怕不能創(chuàng)造財(cái)富么？再說了，要是一個(gè)不小心穿成個(gè)什么皇子王爺?shù)?，不是吃么么香了么?/p>

羅：恩，有點(diǎn)意思，go on~，這個(gè)…怎么個(gè)執(zhí)行法兒？

路A：歐啊，穿越這事兒就像考研，是門技術(shù)活兒，也是撞大運(yùn)。要穿就得有耐力、毅力、動(dòng)力、魅力，外加少許滴不可抗力。

羅：太抽了，太抽了，具體點(diǎn)兒，具體點(diǎn)兒？ 路A：附耳過來~！（小聚）

第二場：一切為了穿越

旁白：從那以后，歌房、體育館、圖書館、酒店廚房、京劇班子…… 羅：開玩笑，這些都是一個(gè)穿越人的必備能力好不好！深夜，寢室，臺燈下：

羅（伏在寫字臺上，電腦打開“穿越計(jì)劃筆記本！.doc”）：那狗牙告訴過我，要穿越就得死！顯示：看到第一行：“車禍……”，旁白：可是，一月前：某人從“外環(huán)”走到“內(nèi)環(huán)”，終于——兩眼一閉，把心一橫…… 交警（一把拉住，苦口婆心地規(guī)勸）：小同志，年紀(jì)輕輕的有什么想不開的呢？這世上哪有人解決不了的事兒呢？這年頭誰都活得不容易，對不對？所以你要死也別死我這片兒，善后是很麻煩的啊……

ging~某人僵直……冰凍圖

旁白：于是，某人蹲點(diǎn)三天，終于打上一輛無照駕駛的黑車 羅：師傅，我們來個(gè)狂飆……

旁白：后來從上大開到彭浦就用了三個(gè)小時(shí) 師傅：靠！又他媽的堵車！ging~某人僵直……冰凍圖 顯示：車禍穿--叉掉！

看到第二行：“高空墜落穿，例如：跳懸崖、摔跟頭、從陽臺掉下去…………” 旁白：一天我們的歐站在樓梯上鼓了好幾次氣，還是不敢滾下去…… 羅：八十九級呀，這臺階有八十九級啊?。ê竺嫔蟻淼娜艘蛔?，砰?。┌~（落入某丑女懷抱）羅（沮喪）：哎，謝謝哈 女（扭結(jié)ing，面紅耳赤）：歐同學(xué)……其實(shí)我……其實(shí)我……喜歡你很久了……" ging~某人僵直……冰凍圖

旁白：于是乎，小歐逛遍了上海沒找到稱心的懸崖，后來聽人說跳崖很可能死不透徹，便打消了該念頭。當(dāng)然，小歐覺得跳樓可能會砸到無辜群眾或者公共設(shè)施，同時(shí)，死相也會嚇倒純潔的小朋友，故而，該念頭亦被打消。顯示：墜落穿--叉掉！

其他類似觸電穿（觸電）、落水穿（泮池，捏鼻跳）、睡眠穿（睡帽）……，屢試不成！顯示：觸電穿--叉掉、落水穿--叉掉、睡眠穿--叉掉、叉掉、叉掉、叉掉、叉掉、叉掉 旁白：一年后

校花：歐同學(xué)，其實(shí)……我……一直都在關(guān)注你，en……你琴棋書畫樣樣都行（顯示：還記得歌房、體育館、圖書館、酒店廚房、京劇班子……么？），又有個(gè)性（N種自殺方式），你…你……你……能不能接受我？（期間不斷“啊”？）ging~某人僵直……冰凍圖

旁白：?；ǜ姘讘?yīng)該是校園戀愛最完美的回報(bào)了吧……可我們的小歐正在想得卻是…… 羅：我到底為什么要穿越？為了看MM把馬子？（苦笑……）是啊，到底為什么穿越呢？（寢室）

羅（刪除doc，釋然）：我有現(xiàn)在多虧了你呢！謝謝，再見了……洗個(gè)澡，從頭開始（唱山歌，妹妹你坐船頭呀/換大米 換大米……）恩（三聲），?。ㄏ滤缊D）~~~ 旁白：沒錯(cuò)，他……夢想成真了……

第三場：所謂耗子

羅（坐在地上，潑皮狀）：為什么呀，為什么呀，（爬起來）我要穿，我要穿回去！等等，容我想想，毛巾？（bin~）淋浴器？（bin~）肥皂？（bin~）下水道？（bin~）羅：有了！毛巾（撕下衣服，布條，配樂），淋浴器？有了，水桶！肥皂？是豬油么？老板，給塊豬皮！恩，問問：喂，你知道下水道這東東么？ 室友（窮人）：下水道？東東？那是個(gè)什么玩意，不是耗子洞吧！羅：bingo！精辟！

旁白：于是乎，我們的羅同志，除了上工干活兒，一得空兒就帶著“毛巾”、套著“水桶”、拎著“豬皮”，挖耗子洞（挖地動(dòng)畫）旁白：與此同時(shí)…… 朱（極度柔弱）： oh, 我不行了，oh, 我的小黑呀

仆人A：oh，美麗的朱麗葉小姐，您怎么了，出什么事兒了？ 仆人B：這還看不懂么？小姐的那只黑耗子又不見了…… 仆人C：哎，又得刨地去了…… 朱（彪悍）：oh, my ladegaga!你們幾個(gè)在這嘀嘀咕咕、唧唧歪歪的干什么，還不快去幫老娘把那死耗子給逮dei回來，你們個(gè)頂個(gè)的給我賣力著點(diǎn)，當(dāng)心老娘扒了你們的皮??！旁白：與此同時(shí)again……

羅：咦，這個(gè)什么？一只耗子？（滿臉黑炭，拎出只耗子）朱：oh,（抽泣欲哭）小黑黑呀~~~（調(diào)子：小白菜呀）仆人A：（接過耗子）滾一邊兒去……

仆人B：咦，這桶不錯(cuò)，回去yan咸菜正好 仆人C（奸笑）：這豬皮……算你小子有眼力勁兒~~（一把奪過）朱（彪悍）：oh, my ladegaga?。吹綒W，愛戀狀，愛心前后）朱（柔弱）：（手絹）小女子姓朱，名麗葉，（依靠）今天真是多虧公子您了~，請問公子大名！羅（小聲）：朱……朱麗葉？嘿，我還羅密歐呢！朱（柔弱）：噢，羅公子~！

第四場：窗臺小聚 眾仆：小姐回房了?。ū尘耙魳贰栋嗵臁罚┢虯：各小隊(duì)集合！稍息，立正！向右看齊！

仆A：恩？怎么連左右都不分，你們怎么保衛(wèi)小姐的安全？（拿出一根蘿卜用手指著說）最近有個(gè)姓羅的家伙，對我們小姐心懷不軌。我們要提高警惕，加~~~強(qiáng)防范。（狠狠地咬一口蘿卜，吐在地上，眾仆人聚攏過來看）仆A：下面聽我命令：一小隊(duì)，去查大門！一小隊(duì)：喳！（行清朝禮儀）仆A：二小隊(duì)，去查后門！二小隊(duì)：Yes，sir?。ň炊Y）仆A：三小隊(duì)，去查狗洞！三小隊(duì)：嘿?。ň瞎?，90度）仆A：還不快去?。ㄈ￡?duì)慌忙下場）仆A：咦，有人?。ㄗ霾厣頎?，羅密歐偷偷摸摸上，背景音樂《鬼子進(jìn)村》）羅密歐：沒有你們我怎么辦？（sing）

（總管出來與羅見面，左搖，右晃。兩人跳開）仆A：“在哪里，在哪里見過你？你的面容如此熟悉。”來者何人，報(bào)上名來！羅：我沒忘記你，忘記我，連名字你都叫不出來~~（鄧麗君）

仆A：不…不管了，瞧你這小樣兒，不管是誰，要想見我們家小姐，先過我這關(guān)（男兒當(dāng)自強(qiáng)音樂起，兩人面對面擺出黃飛鴻經(jīng)典姿勢）（音樂10秒后停止）齊：（兩人突然蹦到一起）兩只小蜜蜂啊，飛在花叢中啊，左飛飛，右飛飛，飛啊啪啪，飛啊啪啪，飛啊啪啪~~~ 總：（捂著被打腫的臉）小子，你等著！羅：哈哈哈哈??

羅：朱麗葉，真的是你嗎？ 朱：（深情的點(diǎn)頭，兩人手牽手，深情地望著對方，轉(zhuǎn)幾圈）（配樂：你是風(fēng)兒我是沙）羅：oh，親愛的朱麗葉，其實(shí)我這次來只想對你說一句話，我的那些東東什么時(shí)候才能還給我？ 朱：（高跟鞋扭腳）（彪悍）娘的，老娘重要的還是，那個(gè)什么東東重要，說，給老娘說清楚，要是那個(gè)什么東東重要，我…我…我就喝了它（飲料瓶貼“毒藥”）羅：餓，別……你重要

朱：恩，小A把那個(gè)叫“東東”給我毀了！

羅：餓，別…別…（沖過去，抱A腿）東東重要，東東重要！朱：我勒了個(gè)去（一口氣喝完）小A：好呀，你害死了我家小姐！

朱：不~~~這…這……這可是我回去的唯一希望了……哎，與其回不去，不如…不如自我了斷?。ǔ鹚叮ㄅ錁肪土x）羅：（醒來）（廣播語）呵呵，瘦下來牌兒減肥藥，中西結(jié)合無毒無副作用，苗條身材給力不坑爹，兒童亦可服用哦~ 我就嚇嚇?biāo)。ㄒ幻窍?，沒氣）

（抽泣大哭）歐呀，你這傻帽，咋這么想不開nie，不就一張豬皮兒么！（瓊瑤）密歐~ 山無棱，天地合，才敢與君絕。（抄起水果刀）

第五場：再續(xù)前緣 21世紀(jì)，XX博物館

羅看著莎士比亞手稿，哭了，（我滴東東呀！?。?，看到朱，（你真狠，你真的好狠哪），哭得更兇

朱=吳（配樂：步步）

第三篇：《三笑三國》英語話劇

《三笑三國》

旁白—黃麗清

趙云—?dú)W日斌

曹操—周會軍

夏侯敦—羅靖慧

蔣干—黃忠麗 劉備—楊愛榮

諸葛亮—申海怡

張飛—?jiǎng)⑷陱?qiáng) 道具：一坨布（代表阿斗）、槍（劍）。

開場介紹

Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduce the actors.The first is ZhaoYun,he is the mostly actor today.And his black brother is ZhangFei ,and there boss is LiuBei.Don't forget the other side Mr Cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,Don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.打，二人站起）

曹操：夏侯愛卿為何要在地上裝西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground? 夏侯敦：有一人臉如黑炭 手抱孩子A very black people with baby in his band.蔣干：是敵人的保姆！還帶個(gè)孩子??！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm.曹操：那你呢？What did you do? 夏侯敦：I I I?? I rushed to him and fight with him.I’m fighting fighting fighting！我 我?? 我沖上去與之打斗 打 打 打

曹操：然后呢？What then? 蔣干：丞相，看來是夏侯敦將軍殺退了敵人！Prime minister, it is likely that general Hou dun has defeated the enemy.夏侯敦：唔唔！Zhao Yun used his nine dark white bone fingers to me!I was so fearful.趙云用他的九陰白骨爪對付我，我好害怕！

（手勢如下：指指門外，右手作“九”的樣子，隨即作全身發(fā)冷狀，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪擊狀）

曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened? 夏侯敦：No！No！No！I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible（曹操、蔣干二人將夏侯敦拉起）

曹操：如此看來，敵人應(yīng)該還沒有走遠(yuǎn)。咱們乘勝追擊?。犊疇睿㊣t seems that the enemy should not go far.Let's run after them.蔣干：有時(shí)候我真的很佩服丞相您這樂觀的心理??（贊同狀）Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology......夏侯敦：Yes!Fighting,Fighting!Let’s go!好！打！打！上?。。⊕嗥饍扇?，作欲與敵人搏斗狀）（三人下）

Ha!Zilong is coming now!I could not believe that you have Changsha a new tabletop without a minute!

（張飛迎上）張飛：子龍！ZiLong!趙云：翼德救我！help！!Third brother.（張飛下）

趙云：主公！云殊死力戰(zhàn)，方保得小主人在此！只是這許久不見啼哭，怕是已經(jīng)??（悲憤狀，取出布包，打開并捧著）Boss, I have irid my best to protect the little boss.but it have a long time to hear nothing.I am afraid...趙云：chao！這小沒良心的，居然還能睡的著！就跟他爹一樣！oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father.劉備：咳咳?。ㄚw云轉(zhuǎn)身面向劉備）

諸葛亮：子龍，不是我說你，你嘴上就是少個(gè)把門兒的，總不能啥實(shí)話都往外說?。?？ZiLong,I don’t want to tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!（劉備怒視諸葛亮，諸葛亮恍如不知，趙云上前，將阿斗遞給劉備，劉備捧著阿斗）劉備：為了你這倒霉孩子，幾乎損我一員大將??！我還留著你干什么啊，我摔死你吧！because of you，I almost lose a brave general！Why do I keep you alive，let me kill you！

（阿斗摔下）（趙云上前，對準(zhǔn)阿斗狂踹數(shù)腳，諸葛亮上前拉住，趙云始終作勢欲踢，諸葛亮用身體壓住趙云后，走上前去一腳將阿斗踢飛）

旁白：從今以后，阿斗的智力便出現(xiàn)了明顯的發(fā)育遲緩。請大家以此為鑒，日后請善待別人的孩子同時(shí)也要保護(hù)好你自己的孩子。This is why Liu a Dou is so foolish that lost his country.Please as a guide, please be kind to other people's children in the future to also want to protect your own children.趙云：咦？怎么不見關(guān)二哥呢？ ~~ where is the second bother ?

劉備：二弟昨天為軍師擺下一個(gè)八卦陣去，不過在沖出去撞馬的時(shí)候閃著腰了，現(xiàn)在還在休養(yǎng)呢?。篐e layout the Sazhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed.諸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壯！告訴他，多喝三鹿奶粉?。ㄗ詰贍睿h,It is so bad!Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more Santalum milk powder!趙云：就給這孩子喝成這樣兒了?。。ㄗ呱锨?，撫摸諸葛亮，做憐惜狀）so you drink to be a foolish?

曹操（在臺下）：啊~?。。☉K烈地）劉備：難道三弟又重操舊業(yè)了？咱們快去看看！Did ZhangFei returned to former career ？Go to see what happen?（三人下）

夏侯敦：我靠，又一個(gè)黑人，黑人都是很牛x的，我怕了。black man come again，Blacks are very powerful，I'm fearful.曹操：閣下是何人，何以竟有如此美妙的聲音！Excuse me.May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have!張飛：我便是那燕（yān）人張翼德！（咬牙）I am Zhang Yi De from NaYan!(clenches teeth)（咬牙切齒的樣子）

曹操：閹人？？原來只是一個(gè)太監(jiān)??夏侯敦，上去解決他！You are the so called coward,aren't you?HouDun,beat him!（夏侯敦低頭貓腰沖出）夏侯敦：唔！唔~唔！

（二人打在一起）旁白：真是厲害的車輪戰(zhàn)啊，這時(shí)候夏侯已經(jīng)被張飛打得狼狽不堪了。Is really fierce Che Lun Zhan ah!At this time ,XiaHouDun has been ZhangFei played in disorder.（定格）蔣干：丞相，這一仗咱們必輸，一會還有橋斷水倒流呢！快叫夏侯將軍下來吧。Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call XiaHouDun general to get down quickly.曹操：你怎么知道？How do you know it? 蔣干：《真三國無雙叁》，長坂的任務(wù)啊！“Really,it is the game's duty of Three countries Unparalleled Three”！曹操：干啊，我看你是太沉迷于網(wǎng)絡(luò)游戲了。這樣既浪費(fèi)時(shí)間又上海身體，你還是聽為丞相的一句話吧！珍愛生命，遠(yuǎn)離三俗??！I think you are too addicted to online games.What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself.（張飛與夏侯敦二人繼續(xù)，張飛一槍擊中夏侯敦）

夏侯敦：oh!my gad!I am over again.又被打敗了（蔣干上前將夏侯敦拖回）曹操：唉，如今這世道變了，太監(jiān)都這么厲害啦??？ Now the world has changed.Why does that coward become so brave? 張飛：曹賊聽著！今日汝等必不能生過此橋！CaoCao ,!Shut up!Listen to me!Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one!曹操：汝休得猖狂！今日要不是我手下典韋身死，許諸拉稀，于禁肺炎，李典麻疹，文聘肝癌，張遼痔瘡，才不會輸給你！shut up!If general DianWei was still alive,We would not be defeated!張飛：你手下終究無人可用！啊，面對此景次請，我真想賦詩一首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,I really want to sing a song.er, on......On......（音樂起）only you ~~~~~only??you??（夏侯敦躍起）

夏侯敦：唔唔唔??（以手捂耳，跑下）It’s very unpleasant to hear!太難聽了！

曹操：啊！Help!（慘厲的叫聲，并以手捂耳）

蔣干：??！It is simply, make the gods cry!簡直是驚天地，泣鬼神??！

（慘厲的叫聲，并以手捂耳）曹操：這難道就是傳說中的門得爾松的c大調(diào)《鬼叫》協(xié)奏曲！何以如此震撼！（驚惶狀）Why is this so shocking!It seems, really beat me is someone singing.看來，真正打敗我的是某人的歌聲。

蔣干：（一手指張飛）快看！丞相！橋斷了！水也開始倒流啦?。ㄞD(zhuǎn)過身去，以手捂耳）Look, Prime minister!The bridge broke!The water also starts to flow backwards（音效：山崩地裂之聲）

曹操：aaaaaaa!（痛苦吐血狀）

（定格）（諸葛亮、劉備、趙云三人上）

諸葛亮：別唱啦！再唱下去就把曹操給唱死啦！Do not sing more,OK?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song!劉備：三弟快打?。。ㄒ允治娑㏒top,stop?。ㄒ允治娑?/p>

張飛：only you ~~~~~only??you??（余音不絕）

劉備：子龍，快把三弟扛回去。ZiLong，carry ZhangFei back quickly。趙云：好的！OK（趙云上前，以手捂住張飛的嘴，扛走，張飛依舊唱個(gè)不停）（張飛、趙云二人下）旁白：從此以后有一首歌傳唱至今 經(jīng)久不衰，叫做：only you~~~~ since then, a song become very very famous.The name is《Only You》.(歌聲再次響起，眾人謝幕~~)。

第四篇：英語話劇

beard is looking good there,A…..1(女)

Don?t thank me，thank the dice.,they told me what percentage of my face to shave.….2

Why are you still doing this?.....3

Because it?s working，…in the past few weeks ,not be bothered by trivialities,so and I?m about

to figuring out why 1+1=2…..2

You forgot,got chafed testicles because you no longer wear underpants…..4

When give，also lost.…..2

Is 5 out with 6 again?...1

Yeah,every night …4

Wow, can?t believe that he has a girlfriend….1

搖色子 me neither…2

Here?s some other fun new on the 5 and 6,…..,he gave her a pair of diamond earrings anda car…3

You?re kidding…..1

You think she?s taking advantage of him?.....4

Oh ,of course not.She wouldn?t do something like that…she is deaf….1

無奈的表情 deaf??....deaf woman can?t be gold diggers?..4,Everyone knows that …..they are nice….1

Yeah, I actually have information about 5 that would be helpful with this discussion…2(不相信的眼神)Could you tell us?…4

Let?s see 搖色子..(說出多少點(diǎn)).sorry,bud….2

Wait, hang on , two together.roll again…..1

搖色子okay ,listening to me.(都很無奈)…it doesn?t matter if he buy lots of gifts ,because his families are vastly wealthy….2

What do you mean “vastly wealthy”?...1

Well, “wealthy” means a lot of money……”vastly” means even more…I ?m not sure what you

don?t understand…(都很無奈)...2

OK,I know they have money.i don?t think it?s that much….4

No,you?re wrong…..through my survey in a few decades, his familiers are?t just rich ,they?re Richie Rich rich….2

Well,so how much is that?..1

About halfway between xietingfeng and zhangbozhi….2

what?? The last time we went to the zoo….,that son made me buy him ice cream…3

4走出教室(哼著歌)listen,guys, I need to go call 5?s sister ,who I love so much…..so vastly much….4

OK….,so he is very rich …1

And he pay off all her credit cards…3

What??.damn it ,I could have date 5 for a coulp months….but I ?m not that kind of girl….we should really talk to 5….1

He?s not going to listen…h(huán)e is in love….3

Can?t know what to do?.?.....now,excuse me,…I have to….搖色子….stay right here…..2

第五篇：英語話劇

I used to have my dream!

我有過夢想 旁白（謝秋霞）：

Now I am a freshman.These days I suddenly find how I cherish the memory of my previous life!In those days my classmates and I worked hard for our dreams!We even do not know what was tired.Therefore，we could study at night with our own hand lights and we could get up so early as the sky was still dark.What we only know was that we have our own dreams and we would not be ordinary people.However it seemd that everything is changing!I am beginning not to know who I am and what I am doing and where my ambitions are!Scene one: 鬧鈴響起

No.1（尹思陽）: Oh, my lady gaga!It is already 7:60!Get up!Quickly!Quickly!Get up!Get up!Get up!We are late!No.2（肖翠平）: What classes will have this morning? No.1: Let me see!Uh。。。English and RS!No.2: Oh, English? It’s so cool.I won’t go to the classroom!No.3（孫川）: Are you sure that we will have English at our first class? No.1: Uh……Yes!No.3: he he a o, he he a o ,he he he he(啄木鳥叫聲)，I just made a hard decision that I won’t go to the classroom too!No.4（陸坤）：I am three!No.1: Ok, as your good brother.I want to be four!No.2、No.3and No.4 together shout to No.1: No!As our respected and handsome and strong brother, you must go there in case of the teachers’ calling!No.1: Uh…… Ok, you know that When I smile like this :he he, in fact I am thinking that you are all fools in my heart!No.2、No.3 and No.4 together smile to No.1:He he……

Scene two:(No.1 has just gone!)No.2: Get up!Get up!It’s time to keep on playing our game!We have no time because of the coming examinations!Therefore we must speed up!No.3: Oh, yeah!No.2 is right!Come on No.4!No.4: Uh…….O…….K!At this time, a man break into the room!No.2、No.3 and No.4 feel puzzled!No.2 : Who are you?(并仔細(xì)的開始觀察他)好一會過后No.2如夢初醒！

No.2: No.feiwu? Are you No.feiwu? Oh, my dear feiwu.Long time no see!No.3 and No.4: Feiwu? He is feiwu? Oh, my god!Am I still sleeping?(掐對方)Er……I can’t feel any pain.No.4: A……

No.feiwu（李緣）: Do you have any money to borrow me? No.2、No.3 and No.4: No, it’s not the thing that we don’t

have t money to borrow to you!It is because that we don’t want you to keep on going to the net bar and we don’t want you to go on corrupt.(墮落的)No.feiwu: All of you are so stingy!(小聲的)No.2、No.3 and No.4 all keep quite, and begin to play their games!No.feiwu climb his own bed and begin to sleep.Scene three:（當(dāng)

No.2、No.3、No.4玩的正興起的時(shí)候，No.4的電話響了）

No.4: Hello!My baby!How do you know that I am not in class? Girlfriend: Uh? Don’ t you forget about our appointment that you accompany with me to buy that lovely skirt by skipping our English class? No.4: How can it be possible!Girlfriend: Wuwuwu

…….you are lying!You just don’t love me!Wuwuwuw

…….No.4: Oh, my baby, I love you.I really love you!I was just preparing to see you!Wait me!I will go there in two minutes!

No.4:Feiwu, Lend me 100 yuan!No.feiwu: What?

Scene Four：

旁白：The time is so fast!It’s already 7:30 at p.m.No.4 was just coming from the supermarket with her girlfriend.No.4: How long do you play the game? No.3: Uh, all the time since you go.And we have only one barrier to pass now!How is your appointment?

No.4: Uh…..Don’t speak that!I In the supermarke ,She seemd like everything, but she only just have try at every store!Yeah , every store!Oh, my god!I nearly can’t put up with it!笑聲，近乎瘋狂但又深表同情的笑聲！

No.1、No.2 and No.3 together : Our girlfriends are the same!No.2: Oh, yeah!I pass it!No.1、No.3 and No.4：Really？ No.2: Yes!四人開始跳舞慶祝！

No1： Now shouldn’t we celebrate it by drinking something？ No.2、No.3 and No.4: Of course!We should!No.1: No.feiwu? would you join us to drink? No.feiwu: Uh…...Ok.But please be quite!I will call my mother for some money.全場肅靜！

Mum: Hello, my dear!Your money has used up, isn’t it? No.feiwu: Uh……

Mum：Ok.This time I will post 1000 yuan to you for the reason that I will go to Beijing to build houses in next two month!My son,you should eat well!Don’t think about the money!Your mother is still strong ,therefore, though without your father, I believe that I can help you finish your dream!Ok, that’s all!Now I go to post the money to you!電話掛斷后長長的尾音！《老男孩》歌曲響起！旁白：

Dream? What are our dreams? We used to tell ourselves that we can let our life become better and better!We can feed all of our family!We should have our own businesses!We won’t be ordinary people and so on!However, what are we doing? Playing computer games, skipping classes, drinking ……….That’s the way that we accomplish our dreams？Don’t we want to think that have we realize our previous dreams when we become old? Or we just let our own dreams accomplish by our children?