第一篇：愚人節(jié)英語

今天特別為大家準(zhǔn)備了“愚人節(jié)英語大餐”。不管你今天有沒有被人“整”過，相信這些英語詞句都會對你有所幫助。

關(guān)于“欺騙”的單詞：

1.confidence，con

confidence最常用的意思是自信，也有欺騙的意思。如果你在街上有人撿了錢包要跟你分錢，這就是一個(gè)典型的confidence game，簡稱con game。從這個(gè)詞組衍生出的con一詞，可以用做動詞和名詞使用，也是“騙人、騙子”的意思。長線騙局叫做long con，指的是那種精心設(shè)下圈套一步一步引人上鉤的。

例：He was skinned of all his money by confidence tricksters.他所有的錢都被專騙老實(shí)人的騙子騙走了。

2.cheat

n.欺騙,作弊,騙子 vt.vi.欺騙,逃脫,騙取

cheat是表示欺騙的最常見的詞，考試作弊也用這個(gè)詞。例：He tried to tempt me to cheat in the examination.他想誘使我在考試中作弊。

3.hustle

表示兜售;(靠不正當(dāng)手段)賺取;騙錢等等意思。例：He often hustles on the streets to pay for drugs.為弄到錢買毒品,他常在街上行騙。

4.rip off

撕掉，扯掉;偷竊，搶走，欺騙 例：This salesman ripped us off!這個(gè)商人欺騙了我們!

5.monkey business

我們看到有人耍小把戲，會說這個(gè)人是耍猴的，英語里面也有這種說法。monkey business有胡鬧、欺騙、惡作劇等等意思。

例：After the teacher left, there was a lot of monkey business in the class.在老師離開后,班上惡作劇連連。

6.scam

scam的意思是詭計(jì)、故事,是個(gè)名詞

起源于法國的愚人節(jié)poisson davril

Their scam is selling fake Chinese medicine to old people.他們的騙局是賣假中藥給老人.(這種騙子也很常見)

關(guān)于“欺騙”的句子：

1.You rose to the bait.你中圈套了。

這句話rose使用的是過去式，應(yīng)該是因?yàn)椋憧傄趧e人上當(dāng)了之后才對他們說這句話。

2.Why should you always like to rib others?

如果有人專門喜歡捉弄人，就可以對他或她說這句話，“為什么你總喜歡拿別人開心?”

3.Lie to me.lie to me如果作為一個(gè)短語放在句子里，通常表示某人向我撒謊、某人欺騙我的意思，但是這里作為一個(gè)整句，意思就不一樣了。表達(dá)的是“放馬過來!”“騙騙我試試!”如果在愚人節(jié)你對自己的防騙能力很有信心，可以自信滿滿地說一句“Lie to me”。

如果你非?！安恍摇钡卦诮裉毂弧罢?，那么說明你的人緣還算不錯(cuò)，不妨趁整你的朋友們大笑時(shí)也反整他們一次，比如裝作非常生氣的樣子—— Eyebrows down and together + Eyes glare + Narrowing of the lips 眉頭向下緊蹙 怒目瞪視 雙唇緊抿

第二篇：愚人節(jié)英語

關(guān)于“欺騙”的單詞：

1.confidence，con

confidence最常用的意思是自信，也有欺騙的意思。如果你在街上有人撿了錢包要跟你分錢，這就是一個(gè)典型的confidence game，簡稱con game。從這個(gè)詞組衍生出的con一詞，可以用做動詞和名詞使用，也是“騙人、騙子”的意思。長線騙局叫做long con，指的是那種精心設(shè)下圈套一步一步引人上鉤的。

例：he was skinned of all his money by confidence tricksters.他所有的錢都被專騙老實(shí)人的騙子騙走了。

2.cheat

n.欺騙,作弊,騙子 vt.vi.欺騙,逃脫,騙取

cheat是表示欺騙的最常見的詞，考試作弊也用這個(gè)詞。例：he tried to tempt me to cheat in the examination.他想誘使我在考試中作弊。

3.hustle

表示兜售;(靠不正當(dāng)手段)賺取;騙錢等等意思。例：he often hustles on the streets to pay for drugs.為弄到錢買毒品,他常在街上行騙。

4.rip off

撕掉，扯掉;偷竊，搶走，欺騙 例：this salesman ripped us off!這個(gè)商人欺騙了我們!

5.monkey business

我們看到有人耍小把戲，會說這個(gè)人是耍猴的，英語里面也有這種說法。monkey business有胡鬧、欺騙、惡作劇等等意思。

例：after the teacher left, there was a lot of monkey business in the class.在老師離開后,班上惡作劇連連。

6.scam

scam的意思是詭計(jì)、故事,是個(gè)名詞

起源于法國的愚人節(jié)poisson davril

their scam is selling fake chinese medicine to old people.他們的騙局是賣假中藥給老人.(這種騙子也很常見)

關(guān)于“欺騙”的句子：

1.you rose to the bait.你中圈套了。

這句話rose使用的是過去式，應(yīng)該是因?yàn)椋憧傄趧e人上當(dāng)了之后才對他們說這句話。

2.why should you always like to rib others?

如果有人專門喜歡捉弄人，就可以對他或她說這句話，“為什么你總喜歡拿別人開心?”

3.lie to me.lie to me如果作為一個(gè)短語放在句子里，通常表示某人向我撒謊、某人欺騙我的意思，但是這里作為一個(gè)整句，意思就不一樣了。表達(dá)的是“放馬過來!”“騙騙我試試!”如果在愚人節(jié)你對自己的防騙能力很有信心，可以自信滿滿地說一句“l(fā)ie to me”。

如果你非?！安恍摇钡卦诮裉毂弧罢保敲凑f明你的人緣還算不錯(cuò)，不妨趁整你的朋友們大笑時(shí)也反整他們一次，比如裝作非常生氣的樣子—— eyebrows down and together + eyes glare + narrowing of the lips 眉頭向下緊蹙 怒目瞪視 雙唇緊抿

第三篇：愚人節(jié)英語笑話

1.why are people tired on april fool's day?(愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌＞?)

答：because they have just had a long march.(因?yàn)樗麄儎傔^了長長的三月。march 三月;行軍)

2.what weather do mice and rats fear?(老鼠害怕什么天氣?)

答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨)

3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters?(狗什么時(shí)候不愿跟隨主人?)

答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時(shí)。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場)

4.what question can never be answered by “yes”?(哪個(gè)問題永遠(yuǎn)不能回答“是的”?)

答：are you asleep?(你睡著了嗎)

5.what tree is always very sad?(那種樹總是很傷心?)

答：weeping willow.(垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)

6.when can you get water with a net?(什么時(shí)候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?)

答：when water is turned into ice.(當(dāng)水結(jié)成冰時(shí))

7.why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?

答：he's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。

8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么?

答：smiles.because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因?yàn)閮蓚€(gè)字母s中間隔了一里。

9.what question is that to which you must always answer “yes”? 什么問題你只能回答“yes”?

答：“what does y-e-s spell?”(當(dāng)別人問你)“yes”怎么拼?

10.where were you when the power was cut off? 當(dāng)停電的時(shí)候你在哪?

答：in the darkness.在黑暗中

第四篇：有關(guān)愚人節(jié)的英語演講稿投稿

有關(guān)愚人節(jié)的英語演講稿精選5篇

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有關(guān)愚人節(jié)的英語演講稿一

Nowadays, there appears a phenomenon that the western customs are spreading into the east countries step by step, thus making many inhabitants who live in big cities enjoy themselves on these western festivals such as Christmas Day, April Fool’s Day, etc.Such phenomenon shows us that the world people are getting close gradually and the world is becoming smaller and smaller as well.Therefore, in my opinion, it’s a normal phenomenon s well as a necessary trend.First of all, it shows that we Chinese have become much opener rather than clinging to some very old customs, which are opposite our living.Looking back on the history, we can find the answer to why our China was very poor and weak in the 1800’s.Yes, the answer is that we closed ourselves not to let other countries know about us, and this led us to a very hard road on which we suffered many wars that many European countries launched.So I think it is more than necessary to accept other customs instead of closing ourselves.Of course, festivals are just the beginning.What’s more, the Open and Reform Policy results in this.So I want to say it is a great achievement for the policy.Since we took the policy into practice, our country is developing with a rapid speed.No doubt it is an essential trend.Last but not the least, we may get closer and closer not only to our home friends but also to many foreigners.We can never feel embarrassed for not knowing the other’s customs and manners.And more misunderstandings can be avoided as well.To sum up, the trend has its great advantage to a certain extent.However, if we admire the western customs too much, it will be a disadvantage because China is our own country, all of us should enjoy a patriotic heart.Wish in the near future, we can see the situation that westerners are enjoying themselves on the Spring Festival.有關(guān)愚人節(jié)的英語演講稿二

The April fool’s day is coming.The people, especially the teenagers, are quite excited about the jokes they are going to make on the others.One of the jokes is to tell your boyfriend or girlfriend that you want to break up with him or her.Sometimes, the jokes just have gone too far that people may take it seriously.So, in the western countries, people make a rule that all the jokes make on April 1st should be end by 12 a.m.After that moment, no more jokes.It’s said that the April fool’s day is started from France.In the year of 1582, the French King Charles decided that the first day of New Year should be January 1st but not April 1st.But some people were not happy about this decision;they still send their New Year gifts to the others on April 1st.The supporters despised the protesters’ behaviors that they give the protesters fake presents and invited them to the fake parties which didn’t go to run at all.When someone has been made fun of, the people around them will cry out “Poisson D’ Avril”, which mean “April fool.” After that, the tradition of making fun of others on April 1st has remained.In China, some people are quite enjoying this special foreign festival.The kid will have the fully excuse to mess around without being published.They can put the mustard into the toothpaste;tell their friends that the girls they crush on are waiting in the park;lie to their friends they don’t need to do their homework on this day.These just some jokes, they mean no harm but fun.Sometimes, we live under too much pressure that we really need some joys in our life.Happy April fool’s day!

有關(guān)愚人節(jié)的英語演講稿三

Last March, my mother told my father and me that my grandfather would come in April.We were very happy because my grandfather was an interesting old man and he had not visited us since he went to Hong Kong.On April 1 my father and I bought a lot of food from the supermarket and bought a big bunch of flowers home.Then we did some cleaning at home.At night when we were waiting for my grandfather, the bell rang and in came my mother.She smiled to us and said “April fools”!

有關(guān)愚人節(jié)的英語演講稿四

Growing up as a child, April Fools Day was the one holiday I never felt clever enough to take part in.I was creative enough to make a costume for Halloween, or bake a dozen heart-shaped cookies on Valentine's Day, but I never had any good ideas for playing pranks.In elementary school, all my classmates would prepare a joke to play on April Fools Day.The joke was usually meant to be played on the teacher, and, for a week in advance, all the students would get together at lunch to plan out what the prank was going to be.This went on for years-since I went to a grade school with the same thirty students for all of primary school.I was proud of myself for getting the courage to suggest the prank, and I was even more proud that people liked it-including my teacher.It was a moment in my childhood that I'll never forget, and I'm sure the school never has either.有關(guān)愚人節(jié)的英語演講稿五

What was the joke?

To end our special news bulletin, said the voice of the television announcer, we're going over to the macaroni fields of Calabria.Macaroni has been grown in this area for over six hundred years.Two of the leading growers, Giuseppe Moldova and Riccardo Brabante, tell me that they have been expecting a splendid crop this year and harvesting has begun earlier than usual.Here you can see two workers who, between them, have just finished cutting three cartloads of golden brown macaroni stalks.The whole village has been working day and night gathering and threshing this year's crop before the September rains.On the right, you can see Mrs.Brabante herself.She has been helping her husband for thirty years now.Mrs.Brabante is talking to the manager of the local factory where the crop is processed.This last scene shows you what will happen at the end of the harvest: the famous Calabrian macaroni-eating competition!Signor Fratelli, the present champion, has won it every year since 1991.And that ends our special bulletin for today, Thursday, April lst.We're now going back to the studio.

第五篇：Fool愚人節(jié)的故事英語話劇劇本

Fool愚人節(jié)的故事英語話劇劇本 Fool

by Sonia Tiao刁青瑯

6人.有趣的劇本,講他們愚人節(jié)怎么整人的.人物

Cecily: Sue’s boss

Faith: Sue’s friend

Jodie: Policewoman

Sue: Sue

Vicky: Guest

Zoe: Sue’s friend

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Today is March 31st.Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Cecily and Jodie are talking.Faith and Zoe want to give their good friend, Sue, a “happy” Fool’s Day.Faith: I think we need to prepare a lot.Zoe: You’re right.Thus, we have Vicky and Jodie.Jodie is my friend and she is a policewoman.Oh?I almost forget, we also have Sue’s boss Cecily.Vicky: And what should I do?

Faith: Mmm?, I think you just do what you usually do.Vicky: WHAT??

Zoe: She means you will not have to change yourself.And tomorrow you have to go to Cecily’s coffee shop to buy something.Vicky: Oh, I see.Just buy something?

Faith: Zoe says you need to find Sue(Take out Sue’s picture to Vicky and Jodie also looks at it).See, this is Sue.And buy things from her.Zoe: I think you can do a good job.(pat Vicky’ s shoulder.)

Faith: Jodie, then, it’s your turn.Tomorrow morning, you have to give Sue a fine because?

Jodie: I know I know and next?

Zoe: Next, she’ll be late to work.Cecily: And I can cut down her salary.Ha Ha Ha.(laugh)

Vicky: How much you want to cut down? A half day?

Cecily: No, No, No.A half month.Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Jodie are laughing.Faith: OK, after her job, she’ll go home, and Jodie, again, you know what I mean?

Jodie: Yes, I see.It’s that like? “Oh!“, there is someone sitting by you(to Zoe)he doesn’t even have a head.Zoe: Me? Where?(Scared)

Faith: Yeah, yeah, good job.Cecily and Vicky are laughing.Vicky: Then, that’s all?

Zoe: Yes, basically yes.But we also need a phone call to make sure she will go home very soon.Cecily: How about talk her that “You’re house is on fire.” And I’ll let her home early.But who will call her?

Jodie: Don’t worry, Zoe will do it.Zoe: OK.The last, remember tomorrow 9:00pm at Sue’s home.We’ll be waiting for the poor baby.Vicky, Faith, Cecily, Jodie: Poor baby.Zoe: Any questions?

V, F, C, J: No.Jodie: Cheers!Wish everything is “fine”.V, F, Z, C: Cheers!

They drink together.At the day.Sue has a bad morning at the beginning.Sue: Oh my god.(feel scared and look at the alarm clock)I’m late.My boss

will kill me(shouted).Then she goes to work immediately.She rides her motorcycle over speed and the policewoman Jodie stops her.Jodie:(blow a whistle)Hey, stop!Stop!Do you know you drive too fast and exceed the speed limit a lot?

Sue:(feel wronged)Sorry?I?.(stammer)

Jodie:(interrupt Sue)Don’t speak anymore!And don’t argue with me.Sue:(pleadingly)But?.could you let me go, please.Jodie: No way！(Resolutely)

Sue gives up and get the fine from Jodie.In the coffee shop—When Sue gets to the shop, she finds that her boss Cecily is busying in the bar.Sue: Sorry, sorry?(still apologize to her boss)I’m so sorry that I’m late.Cecily:(glare at Sue)Don’t say anything at this time.You should do you work right now.Sue:(stun)OK?I’ll do at once.Cecily: Go away.Don’t stay in my way.Then Sue wears her uniform and does her work.Vicky: Waitress.Come here!(raises her hand and feels angry)

Sue goes there very quickly.Sue: May I help you?

Vicky:(speak louder)Where is my meal? I’m waiting for a long long long time.Sue: Sorry.I’ll go to check right away.(goes to a kitchen)

Five minutes later????

Vicky:(clap the table)Hey ~ you!Do you know my time is very precious?

Sue: Sorry? It’s my fault.Vicky: Do you know who I am?

Sue: Excuse me.Who are you?

Vicky: You don’t know me? Call your boss.I want to see your boss right now.(Cecily comes over)

Vicky: Your waitress doesn’t know who I am.Cecily: What? She doesn’t know who you are.I am really sorry.(turn to Sue)She is our VIP.(turn to Vicky)I’m very sorry for our service.The meal is free.(turn to Sue)Sue, take meal for her quickly.(After work)

Cecily: Hey~ Sue.I don’t think you did a good job today.Sue: But I?Cecily: I don’t want to listen to any excuse.After all, you made a big mistake at first.(Sue can’t say anything)

Cecily: I decide to cut down half of your salary for this month.Sue: Oh, please don’t do that to me!I promise I won’t make any mistake any more

Cecily: Or you want to get fired.Sue: Ok? I’ll do my best in the future.Sue accepts this fact and goes home.After work, Zoe tells Sue that her home was on fire.Sue goes home immediately.（on her way home）

Sue: God damn it!Today is not my day.(She is in a bad mood and ride fast.Then the cell phone rings?.then Sue answers, but there is nobody talks on the phone.Few minutes later, the phone rings again, still the same condition as before.Later, a police stops her on the road?)

Police: Stop, please!(Gestures?)?Miss, the person behind you doesn’t wear a hamlet.Sue:(Shocked?)What?!Only I ride my motorcycle, and there is nobody behind me at all, ok?

Police: I’m sure there’s a girl sitting behind you, she looks pale and has long hair.Look!She is staring at you now with a smile?.Wait?gosh!She looks like one of my friends who died two years ago..!

Sue: What?!I don’t believe you, police!There’s really nobody behind me and don’t scare me, all right?

Police:(Scared)well?well?you just go?gosh!How Terrible it is?!

Sue:(Very scared)Oh, my god!Is it real? Or it’s really a ??behind me?!Please don’t scare me, ok? Tell me it’s all nonsense?I got to go ?！

Police: Go, go ,go?.and believe it or not!Be careful!

(Sue is going home?.Sue rushes through to go home anxiously.She just wants to know if her house is ok.)

Sue: Fire!Where is the fire?

Sue looks at the house for a while.Nothing happened to it.Sue: There is no fire.Why the light on?

Sue opens the door carefully.She is afraid that a thief is at her house now.Zoe, Cecily, Jodie, Faith, Vicky: Surprise!Happy Fool’s Day!

Sue sees the policewoman and the customer who make trouble to her.Sue doesn’t understand why they are here.Sue: What’s going on here?

Zoe, Cecily, Jodie, Faith, Vicky: Ha~Ha~ You are the fool today.Sue: Oh!You guys!Why do you treat me in this way?

Zoe, Cecily, Faith: Because you are our good friend.Sue laughs helplessly.