第一篇：三打白骨精的英文劇本

三打白骨精的英文劇本，我演過，相當成功，（人物可刪減的）人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆 B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look,master(湊近T)???(T、S一齊轉向E)T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)Here.Em?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)? E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:(輕咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(準備開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:(倒)Ah??

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:(咬牙切齒)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:(想阻止，未及)You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)(音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛)《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:(驚)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal? S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.N:(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音樂響)《敢問路在何方》(這個放伴奏)T: Let's go guys!(歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet..Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒

J：沙僧

B：白骨精（何平）B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆B3：B變化成的老頭 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look,boss(湊近T)???（T、S一齊轉向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)Here.Em?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)? E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!(準備開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah??

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）

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三打白骨精中英文對照搞笑版

人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空、E：豬八戒、J：沙僧、B：白骨精、B1：B變 成的村姑、B2：B變成的太婆、B3：B變化成的老頭、N：哪吒 T: Wukong,where we are now? 悟空 我們現(xiàn)在到哪里了 S: Bajie,map!八戒 地圖

E:(摸出，遞給S)S: oh，master，look！(湊近T)???（T、S一齊轉向E）哦 師傅 你瞧??！

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you don't take these pictures of beautiful girls with you!八戒 我告訴你多少次啦 不要老是帶美女圖啦！E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)哦 師傅 原諒我這次吧

T:(縮手)No,i tkink i will take this untill we get to west ,ba jie,map.沒門，我想就由我暫時保管，直到我們到達西天，取得真經(jīng)，八戒 地圖 E: But?? T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)Here.Em?? i am so hungry now,(坐)and i can not move anymore, 奧 師傅 我肚子餓扁了，再也走不動了 S: Fat Pig!肥豬 E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….死猴子 如果你再敢說這倆個字，我就，我就 S: You will what(兇相)? 你就要干嘛啊 E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).呵呵 我就幫你抓虱子??！S: Hm!T:（輕咳）Wukong,I am hungry too，would you bring us some food? 悟空 我也餓了 你能幫我們去找點吃的嗎？

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!你看 我們師傅也餓了

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!八戒 不要忘了誰把我上一餐的飯給吃了 J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away。

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what can we do？

但是師傅 如果大師兄走了，有妖怪來我們怎么辦 T: Em??.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? 這倒是一個問題 悟空 你有什么辦法嗎？ S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is?..? 這是？ S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more knowledgeable!, knowledge is power!哦 悟空 你真是越來越知識淵博哦，知識就是力量啊 S: ok i am going to find some food ,Bye!(走)好的 我去找吃的啦 拜拜 T；ok it is the show time, 好的 現(xiàn)在是我們展示自己的時間啦（放音樂《窮開心》三師徒開始跳舞）。。T:i am a little tired, Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗 地主》我有點累了 我們打牌吧

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?it is easy,ha ha ha(變成B1)傳說中的電網(wǎng) 小菜一碟嘛 哈哈哈 B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? 能加我一個嗎

T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing card now,and three people are enough.哦 女士 我們現(xiàn)在在斗地主 三個人足夠了 B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!T: oh chance 嗯 機會 B1: Double King!一對k T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are so clever.Come in and teach me!(準備開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah??

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t?? T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主 題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)暈去

T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)哈哈哈哈 孫悟空 我馬上就給你一個教訓

B2:Daughter daughter ,where is my daughter ?Hello,have you seen my daughter? 悟空醒 看到老婦

T: you Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什 么，T擋)S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2 躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(B變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊 狂奔過去）

S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!不 他們不是人 是妖精 T: Monster?i think You are the real monster!you,go！you,go！it is the wrong way ,你走錯啦

妖精 我看你才是真正的妖精，你走，走 哪兒來的回哪兒去吧（孫走錯 唐指出）你走錯啦 這邊 S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造“ 假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......師傅 猴哥真的走啦 T: Don't say that guy!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)don't touch my master, T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: oh Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)N: i am coming.where is the cniminal? S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.N:hei hei(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!let us go(帶走B)嘿嘿 你被捕了，你現(xiàn)在可以保持沉默，你現(xiàn)在所說的每一句話將 來都可能成為呈堂證供，走吧！

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: i can not hear clearly.? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）

T;you are ma monkey.s;i am always your monkey（抱T）我也永遠都是你的猴子

八戒很不要臉的沖上去推開悟空抱著T 八戒；i am always your pig.我也永遠是你的豬 眾人噓聲離開 放《英文版路在何方》 繼續(xù)取經(jīng) 結束

第二篇：三打白骨精的英文劇本

三打白骨精的英文劇本，我演過，相當成功，（人物可刪減的）

人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆

B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

S: Bajie,map!

E:(摸出，遞給S)

S: Look,master(湊近T)………(T、S一齊轉向E)

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?

E:(遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)?

E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:(輕咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?

S: No problem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看)

E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!

S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)

B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!

T: Bomb?(打出)

B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(準備開電網(wǎng)門)

S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

B1:(倒)Ah……

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!

S: She is a monster!

T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)

S: Oh,please don’t…… T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)

T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)

B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)

S:(咬牙切齒)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)

E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)

B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)

S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T:(想阻止，未及)You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！

S:(悲，離去)(音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛)《人鬼情未了》

E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)

T:(驚)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)

B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!

J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!

T: How,how did you find out?

S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)

N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.N:(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)

S: What?

T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音樂響)《敢問路在何方》(這個放伴奏)

T: Let's go guys!(歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......

第三篇：三打白骨精 - 劇本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

? 蘆葦蕩-大話西游.mp3

? 旁白: Five hundred years ago, there is a inviting legend.Nowadays, we’ll tell you this interesting story, Three Times’ Beating Monster.Let’s begin.敢問路在何方.mp3

五百年前，有這樣一個誘人的傳說。今天，我們來為你們講述這個有趣的故事，三打白骨精。讓我們開始吧！

? 唐僧: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?

阿彌陀佛，你知道我們現(xiàn)在在哪嗎？ ? 悟空: Bajie, map!

八戒，呈上地圖!? 八戒:(摸出，遞給孫悟空)? 悟空: Look, master ???

師父，看??

? 唐僧: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

八戒！我告誡你多少次了，你不要隨身帶著美女照片！? 八戒: Oh,master!Forgive me.歐，師傅！原諒我。

? 唐僧: I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

我?guī)湍闶罩?，直到我們到了西?? 八戒: But??

但是??

? 唐僧: Emitofo,nothing is lust, lust is nothing!Map?

阿彌陀佛，空即是色，色即是空！地圖？

? 八戒: Here.Em?? We have arrived Nanjing!Ah I can’t walk on any more!My stomach doesn’t allow So??

這里，呃??我們到了南京！呃，我走不動了！我餓的不行了，所以！? 悟空: Fat Pig!

肥豬！

? 八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will???.猴子，如果你敢再說一遍，我就，我就?? ? 悟空: You will what?

你想干嘛？

? 八戒: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).我?guī)湍阕ナ印? 悟空: Hm!

哼！

? 唐僧:Wukong, in fact, I am a bit hungry.Could you go to get me some foods?

悟空，事實上，我也有一點餓了。你能給我去化點齋飯嗎？ ? 八戒: You see , master is hungry, too!你看，師父也餓了！

? 唐僧: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

八戒，不要忘了誰吃了我最后剩下的食物！? 沙僧: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away??

但是師父，如果猴哥走了妖怪來了??

? 唐僧: Em??.It is a problem.Wukong, do you have any idea?

呃??這是個問題。悟空，你有別的注意嗎？ ? 悟空: No problem!（B已躲在一旁偷看）

沒問題！? 八戒: This is??

這是??

? 悟空: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

電網(wǎng)!我已經(jīng)從師傅的書里學會了電能學。照這樣做。如果你們待在里面沒有妖怪能接近！? 唐僧: Em??Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!

呃??悟空，你變得越來越講科學了！阿彌陀佛，知識就是力量！? 悟空: Bye!(走)

拜！

? 唐僧: Let’s play cards!斗地主.mp

3我們打牌吧！

? 白骨精: Hm!Hm!Electric net? You are too childish.(變成B1)

呃，呃，電網(wǎng)？你們太幼稚了。? 白骨精: Can I join you? 我能加入嗎？

? 唐僧: I’m sorry, lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.抱歉，大媽。我們在玩斗地主，三個人就夠了！? 白骨精: Oh, Chance!Bomb!歐，機會！炸彈！? 唐僧: Bomb?(打出)炸彈

? 白骨精: Double King!王炸！

? 唐僧: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady, you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(準備開電網(wǎng)門)歐??我贏了！呃，女士，你是個高手。進來教我！? 悟空:(回來，看見B1)Oh, monster!

歐，妖怪！? 白骨精: Ah??

啊??

? 唐僧: Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!

悟空！看你做了什么！他是我老師！? 悟空: She is a monster!

她是妖怪！? 唐僧: Nonsense!

胡說！

? 悟空: Oh, please don’t?? 歐，不要?? ? 唐僧: It’s too late!太晚了！

? 悟空: Please, Please, oh, no??

請，請，歐，不??

? 唐僧: Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!

悟空，我對你很失望！

? 白骨精: Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)

呃！孫悟空，我給你點顏色看看！? 白骨精2: Hello, have you seen my daughter? 你好，看見我女兒了嗎？ ? 唐僧: Daughter？No, sorry!

女兒？對不起，沒看見！

? 白骨精2:Oh, my poor baby!What’s wrong with you? Tell me ,tell me who did it? I can’t stand it!Why is it always me who gets hurt?

歐，我可憐的孩子！你這是怎么了？告訴我，誰殺了你？我受不了了！為什么受傷的總是我？ ? 悟空:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!

妖怪，我要把你打入地獄！

? 八戒和沙僧: Are you Ok, master?(扶唐僧)師父，還好嗎？ ? 沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?

看，這是幾？

? 唐僧: Two?(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)

二??孫悟空，游戲結束！

? 白骨精3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?my daughter, my wife!Who did it? Once there was a true love at my hand , but I didn't treasure it.I didn't realize it until it was gone.There is nothing more miserable than it.If God can give me a chance to restart ,I'll tell the my wife and my daughter three words “I Love You”.If I have to add a deadline to the love, I hope it will be ten thousand years.蘆葦蕩-大話西游.mp3

歐??女兒，老伴！誰干的？曾經(jīng)有一份真誠的愛情擺在我的面前，但是我沒有珍惜，等到了失去的時候才后悔莫及，塵世間最痛苦的事莫過于此。如果上天能夠給我一個再來一次的機會，我會對我妻子和女兒說三個字“我愛你”。如果非要在這份愛上加上一個期限，我希望是??一萬年 ? 悟空: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

妖怪，我要殺了你！

? 白骨精3: Just kill me use your golden cudgel(金箍棒), don’t hesitate, please!Without my family, I don't wanna live any more.請不要猶豫，只管用你的金箍棒殺了我！如果沒了家庭，我再也不想活了！? 唐僧: You, you?(險些暈，八戒沙僧扶住)You have killed three lives!

你，你??你殺了三個人！

? 悟空: No, they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

不，他們不是人類！他們是妖怪變的！

? 唐僧: Monster? You are a real monster!Never let me see you, go!妖怪？你才是真正的妖怪！再也別讓我看見你了，走！? 悟空:(悲，離去)人鬼情未了.MP3 ? 八戒: Master, brother Monkey is.......師父，猴哥他?? ? 唐僧: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

休提！不要再提那個家伙！

? 白骨精:(出現(xiàn))Ha, ha, ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)

哈，哈，哈！? 唐僧:（驚）You are......你是??

? 白骨精: How foolish you are , Mr.Tang!(八戒沙僧去阻斗，被擊退)

唐僧你是那么愚蠢！

? 白骨精:(抓住唐僧)I'll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha??

我會好好享受你的肉和血，哈，哈??

? 悟空:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.一千年以后.? 唐僧: Wukong?

悟空？

? 八戒: Oh, Brother Monkey!

歐，猴哥！

? 沙僧: Our hero is back!

我們的英雄回來了！

? 唐僧: I, I can't understand......What happened?

我，我想不明白??發(fā)生什么了？

? 悟空: Master, your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!師父，你的智商需要提高！這個妖怪變成三個樣子為了欺騙你！? 唐僧: How, how did you find it?

你是怎么發(fā)現(xiàn)的？

? 悟空:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)

??猴子的直覺

? 唐僧: Wukong(孫悟空不理唐僧)I admit my mistake this time(孫悟空仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)

悟空，我承認這次我錯怪了你，對不起！

? 悟空: What?

什么？ ? 唐僧: I'm sorry!

對不起!? 悟空: Em? Louder, please！

呃，請大點聲！

? 唐僧: I......am......sorry.....敢問路在何方.mp3

對??不??起?? ? 唐僧: Let's go guys!(歌)伙計們，走了！

? 悟空: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.你挑著擔，我牽著馬。

? 八戒: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.等來了日出，送走晚霞。

? 沙僧: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.? 所有人: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.? 旁白: One after the other the seasons go by, and one after the other, the year go on?? You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.一番番春秋、冬夏??敢問路在何方？路在腳下。

? All（謝幕）: You wonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......敢問路在何方？路在腳下。

第四篇：搞笑英文話劇劇本(三打白骨精)

搞笑英文話劇劇本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆

B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)

S: Look,master(湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?

E:(遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ，I will……….S: You will what(兇相)?

E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teachme!(準備開電網(wǎng)門)

S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)

T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)

S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)

B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》

E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance

into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.N:(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）

T: Let's go guys!(歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year

go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet.....英語話劇劇本The Bus

A Story about Love and Stinky Feet

5-6人英語劇本，公交車上的故事，適合大學生活，關于愛和臭腳的故事。Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui Boy B,Old woman, Scene One

(Three female students are chatting on a bus.Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof.Two boys are sleeping in their seats.Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on.She looks at the seats.Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.)

Old woman: There're no empty seats.I guess I'll have to stand.(The female students find the old woman not having a seat.They want to help her find one to sit in.)

Female student A: We should find a seat for her.Female student B: Right.Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her.(The two boys continue to sleep.)Female student C: We should find a seat for her.Female students A & B: Yes.(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady?(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep.Female students A and B look at each other.Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)Female Student B: Hey!Can you give your seat to that old lady? Boy A:(wakes up)I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album.I'm very tired.I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady.(continues to sleep)Female student C: What should we do? Female student B: Let's ask the other boy.Boy B:(gets up suddenly)Ah!All:(startled)Ah!Female student B: What happened? Female student C: Why did you scream? Boy B: I had a nightmare.It was terrible.Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady?(Boy B falls asleep.)Female student A: Hello!Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady? Boy B: Let me sleep, please.I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep.Can you let me sleep for a while? Female student A: Well, we've tried.Female student B: The young man is really brash.Old woman: Thank you, young ladies!I'm OK!Don't think I'm an old woman.I am healthy.(makes a few kicks like a young man)

Female student C: Maybe we worry too much.The old lady's very healthy.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over.It makes Boy A wake up.)

Boy A: Oh!Are you OK? Old woman: Oh!Oh!My waist!

Boy A: You can take my seat.(helps the old woman to the seat)Female student C: Hmm.He just got his conscience.Female student A: Yeah!I was just about to say they got no manners.Female student B: Yeah.I thought he was a cold-blooded animal.Boy A: Hey!Watch your own manners.I've given her my seat.I'm really very tired.(At this time Boy B is embarrassed.He dares not continue to sleep.)Old woman: Thank you, young man.I'm old and useless.Boy B: Don't say that.If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again.Boy A falls down.)Scene Two

(The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats.Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing.The three girls continue to chat.Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.)

Female student A: Oh!Who touched me?(turns her head around and sees Boy A standing behind her)It's you, right?

Boy A: What? Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you? Boy A: Wait.I didn't do anything.Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right? Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person.(looks at Boy B)Hey… Is it you? Boy B:(confused and shakes his head)Not me.I was sleeping.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again.Boy A bumps into Female student A again.)Female student A:(angry)Still saying it wasn't you? You pig!Boy A: I didn't mean it.Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past.Boys in the past were all very polite.Now boys are reckless.Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her.Hurry!Boy A: Alright!Alright!(to female student A)I'm sorry.(Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.)Boy A: It's not my day today.Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women.And she's no nice woman.Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper.Time really changed.Boy B: Older people know more than us.Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day.For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.(Boys A and B don't know what to say.Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake.The old woman bumps into Female student C's hips.)Female student C:(surprised)You.....(The old woman looks at Female student C and says nothing.)Old woman: You have nice hips.Female student B: I can't believe the old woman is capable of sexual harassment.Female student C: Maybe nowadays old people are not the same as those in the past.Female student A: Maybe after losing her husband, she feels lonely.Female student B: Ah!Here we are.Let's get off.Female student C: We'd better stay away from those strange people.(Female students get off the bus.)

Boy B: Who are those strange people? They're real strange.(helps the old woman up)Are you O.K.? Those young girls have no sympathy.Old woman:(feels Boy B's hand)You also have a pair of very fine hands.Boy B:(startled)What?

Boy A: This old woman is also very strange.Boy B: Let's go!

Old woman: Don't be shy, young man.I have held such kind of hand for a long time.(Boy B frees himself from the old woman's hand and gets off.)Old woman:(looks at Boy A)You're nice, too.Boy A: Hmm, good-bye.(gets off).

第五篇：搞笑英文話劇劇本(三打白骨精)

搞笑英文話劇劇本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆

B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)

S: Look,master(湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?

E:(遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ，I will……….S: You will what(兇相)?

E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teachme!(準備開電網(wǎng)門)

S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)

T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)

S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)

B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》

E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance

into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.N:(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）

T: Let's go guys!(歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year

go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......