第一篇：英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎(比較全)

英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

Questions：

1.Who is closer to you，your mom or your dad？ 爸爸和媽媽誰(shuí)和你更親？ 2.What month do soldiers hate？ 當(dāng)兵的不喜歡幾月份？ 3.How many feet are there in a yard？一碼有多少英尺？

4.What is heavier in summer than in winter？什么東西夏天比冬天重？ 5.What clothing is always sad？什么衣服總是傷感的？ 6.How many legs do horses have？馬有幾條腿？

7.What fruit is never found singly？什么水果永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)是單個(gè)的？ 8.What kind of clothes lasts the longest？什么衣服穿得最久？ 9.Does any child like going to school？有沒(méi)有小孩子喜歡上學(xué)？ 10.Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed？為什么養(yǎng)長(zhǎng)頸鹿最不花錢？ 11.How can you make the door last？ 怎樣能使門經(jīng)久耐用？ 12.What’s the most difficult train to catch？趕什么火車最不容易？ 13.Why do people go to bed？ 人們?yōu)槭裁此X(jué)？

14.What letter do most people fear most？ 大多數(shù)人最害怕什么字母？ 15.What two words contain thousands of letters？哪兩個(gè)單詞包含了所有的字母？ 16.Which state in the United States is round at both ends and high in the middle？ 美國(guó)哪個(gè)州兩頭圓，中間高？

17.What’s the smallest room in the World？世界上什么房間最??？ 18.What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working？ 工作時(shí)大煙囪對(duì)小煙囪說(shuō)些什么？

19.How long is a shoe，usually？一般鞋有多長(zhǎng)？

20.Which can move faster，heat or cold？ 冷和熱誰(shuí)跑得快？ 21.What comes before six？六前面是什么？

22.Who will be your real friend，a poor friend or a rich one？

貧窮的朋友和富貴的朋友，誰(shuí)會(huì)成為你真正的朋友？ 23.What color is the wind？風(fēng)是什么顏色？

Keys and notes 答案和注釋: 1.Mom is closer，because dad is farther． 媽媽更親，因?yàn)榘职指h(yuǎn)。father父親，音似farther更遠(yuǎn) 2.March． 三月。

march n．行軍

3.It depends on how many people stand in the yard．這要看院子里站了多少人。feet n．英尺；腳（pl．）yard n．院子；碼 4.heavy adj．重的；交通量大的，繁忙的

5.Blue Jeans． 藍(lán)色牛仔服。

blue adj．藍(lán)色的；傷感的 6.six legs--forelegs in front and two in back．

有六條腿，前面有前腿，后面有兩條腿。forelegs n．前腿，音似four legs（四條腿）

7.A pear．是梨。音似 pair n．一對(duì)

8.Underwear，because it’s never worn out． 是內(nèi)衣，因?yàn)樗肋h(yuǎn)不會(huì)穿在外面 worn out穿壞，磨損/穿在外面

9.Every child likes going to school． Most of them just hate staying there before going home．

每個(gè)孩子都喜歡去學(xué)校，大部分的孩子只不過(guò)不喜歡在回家之前呆在那兒罷了。go to School有兩種理解：①在學(xué)校讀書(shū)，上學(xué)；②去學(xué)校，上學(xué)校 10.They make a little food go a long wag．

因?yàn)樗鼈儾弊娱L(zhǎng)，一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)食物都要走很長(zhǎng)的路才能咽下去。go a long way維持很長(zhǎng)一段時(shí)間

11.Make other things first． 先做其他的東西。make the door last另一種理解是：最后做門

12.The 12：50 train，because it’s ten to one if you catch it．

是12點(diǎn)50分的火車，因?yàn)橼s上它只有10比1的概率。

ten to one 1點(diǎn)差10分；10比1

quarter/＇kw&:t/n．四分之一；二十五美分

13.Because the bed won’t come to us．因?yàn)榇膊粫?huì)走向我們。

go to bed另一種理解是：走向床，走到床跟前 14.The letter E，because it’s the end of life．是字母E，因?yàn)樗恰發(fā)ife”這個(gè)單詞末尾的字母。“It’s the end of life.”另一種理解是：它是生命的結(jié)束。

15.Post Office.郵局。letter n．信件；字母

16.Ohio．俄亥俄州。Ohio兩頭是O，中間是hi，音似high。17.A mushroom.是蘑菇。

18.“You’re too young to smoke．”“你還年輕，不該抽煙?！眘moke v.抽煙；冒煙 19.A little more than a foot long． 一英尺多一點(diǎn)。

foot n．英尺；腳 “A little more than a foot long”實(shí)指“比腳長(zhǎng)點(diǎn)點(diǎn)”。20.Heat，because you can catch cold．熱跑得快，因?yàn)槟阕返蒙侠洹?/p>

cold n．冷；感冒 catch cold追上冷；患感冒 21.The milkman． 送牛奶的人。

“What comes before six？” 另一種理解是：什么在六點(diǎn)鐘之前來(lái)？ 22.A poor friend，because a friend in need is a friend indeed．貧窮的朋友，因?yàn)榛茧y之交是真情。a friend in need患難之交 in need需要幫助，需要資助，窮困的 23.The wind blew風(fēng)在吹

Blue．藍(lán)色。

Questions：

1.Who works only one day in a year butnever gets fired?

誰(shuí)一年只上一天卻不會(huì)被開(kāi)除？

2.Why does the Statue of Lib-erty stand in New York harbou?

自由女神為何矗立在紐約港灣？ 3 Why doi birds fly south?

鳥(niǎo)為什么往南飛? 4 When can you go as fast as aracing car? 什么時(shí)候你能像跑車一樣快？ Keys: 1.Santa Claus.圣誕老人.2.Because it can't sit down.因?yàn)樗荒茏?3.It's too far to walk.走著去太遠(yuǎn)了.4.When you're in it.當(dāng)你坐在跑車?yán)飼r(shí).Questions：

1.Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?為什么養(yǎng)長(zhǎng)頸鹿最不花錢？ 2.Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗為什么害怕日光?。?3.Why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒(méi)完沒(méi)了地吃？

4、Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights? 政客們?yōu)槭裁床辉訇P(guān)注打雪仗了？

5、Why dont women get bald as soon as men?為什么總是男人比女人先禿頭？

6、What can pierce ones ears without a hole?什么不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？ 7.Whats the longest word in the world?世界上最長(zhǎng)的單詞是什么？ 8.Why does time fly?時(shí)間為何飛逝？

9.Where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪里可以再弄到一條尾巴？

Keys: 1.They make a little food go a long way.因?yàn)樗鼈儾弊娱L(zhǎng)，一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)食物都要走很長(zhǎng)的路才能咽下去。

2.They dont want to be hot-dog.因?yàn)樗鼈儾幌氤蔀闊峁贰?.Hes making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。

4、The cold war is over.冷戰(zhàn)結(jié)束了。

5、Because women wear hire longer.因?yàn)榕祟^發(fā)留得長(zhǎng)。

6、Noice.噪音。

7.Smiles.Because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因?yàn)閮蓚€(gè)字母S中間隔了一里。

8.To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.為的是甩掉所有要謀殺它的人。

9.At a retail store.在零售商店。

Questions：

1.Will it rain for several days continuously？

會(huì)不會(huì)連續(xù)幾天陰雨連綿？ 2.Who can raise things without lifting them？ 什么人不用舉就能把東西抬起來(lái)？ 3.What did the king cloud say to the rest of the clouds？ 云中之王對(duì)蕓蕓眾生說(shuō)什么？

4.Who is married to the First Lady？

第一夫人嫁給了誰(shuí)？ Keys：

1.Never，because there're nights in between.永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)，因?yàn)榘讜冎g有黑夜隔開(kāi)。2.Farmers.農(nóng)民。

3.“I'm the one who should rain here.”

“我要在這里降雨?！?4.Adam.是亞當(dāng)。Notes：

1.day n.一天；一個(gè)白晝

continuously adv.連續(xù)不斷地 2.raise舉起，抬起；飼養(yǎng)，種植 3.rain v.下雨，音似reign v.統(tǒng)治

4.the First Lady第一夫人，總統(tǒng)夫人

the first lady第一位女士，指夏娃

Questions：

1.What does the man who just had his face shaved resemble？

剛剛修過(guò)胡須的男人像什么？

2.Why did the farmer take his chicken to task？

農(nóng)夫?yàn)槭裁从?xùn)斥小雞？ 3.How do we know the ocean is friendly？

人們?nèi)绾沃篮Ｑ笫怯押玫哪兀?Keys：

1.A bear.像熊。

2.Because they use foul language.因?yàn)樗鼈冋f(shuō)臟話。3.It waves.它總是招手致意。Notes：

1.resemble v.與?相像

bear n.熊，音似bare adj.光禿禿的，無(wú)遮蓋的

bare-faced面孔干干凈凈，沒(méi)有胡須的bear-faced臉和熊一樣的 2.foul adj.臟的，音似fowl n.家禽 3.wave v.起波浪；招手致意

Questions：

1.How did the hangman get married？

絞刑吏是怎么結(jié)婚的？ 2.Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator？

小湯姆為什么把他哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？

3.Why is the inside of everything so mysterious？為什么說(shuō)凡事內(nèi)部都神秘莫測(cè)？ Keys：

1.He tied a knot.他打了一個(gè)結(jié)。

2.Because he enjoyed cool music.因?yàn)樗麗?ài)聽(tīng)美妙的音樂(lè)。

3.Because you can never make them out.因?yàn)槟阌肋h(yuǎn)也不能弄懂它們。Notes：

1.hangman n.絞刑吏，劊子手 tie a knot打一個(gè)結(jié)；締結(jié)良緣

2.refrigerator n.電冰箱（也可寫(xiě)作fridge或者icebox）

cool adj.涼的，冷的；棒的，超級(jí)的，美妙的

3.make them out有兩層意思：①把它們變到外面來(lái)；②弄懂它們，看清它們

mysterious adj.難理解的，神秘的 Questions：

1.Why is a coward like a leaky faucet？

為什么說(shuō)膽小鬼和漏水的籠頭一樣？ 2.Why should we never ask balloons for advice？為什么我們絕不向汽球征求意見(jiàn)？

3.What band can't play music？

什么樂(lè)隊(duì)不會(huì)演奏音樂(lè)？ Keys：

1.They both run.因?yàn)樗鼈兌紩?huì)溜走。

2.They are full of hot air.因?yàn)樗鼈兝锩嫒菬峥諝狻?/p>

3.Rubber band.橡皮筋。Notes：

1.coward n.懦夫，膽小鬼

faucet n.水籠頭

leaky adj.漏的，有漏洞的 run v.跑，溜走；流動(dòng)，流（水）

2.hot air熱空氣；吹牛，胡說(shuō)

3.band n.樂(lè)隊(duì)，吹奏樂(lè)隊(duì)；帶子，繩子

rubber band橡皮筋

Questions：

1.Do audience ever steal anything？

聽(tīng)眾會(huì)偷東西嗎？

2.What will the farmer grow in his garden if he doesn't mind working hard？

假如一個(gè)農(nóng)夫不在乎勞動(dòng)有多辛苦，他會(huì)在園子里種什么？ Keys：

1.Yes，when they take the floor.當(dāng)他們發(fā)言時(shí)就會(huì)這樣做。

2.He will grow tired.他會(huì)累的。Notes：

1.audience n.聽(tīng)眾，觀眾

take the floor有兩種理解：①詞組真正的含義是“發(fā)言”；②在答案中可理解為“拿走地板”。

2.grow v.種植；變得?

第二篇：英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

Brainteasers stories 1 The Two Presidents The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States had the same mother and the same father, but were not brothers.How could this be so?(They were the same man.Grover Cleve-land(1837~1908)格羅弗.克利夫蘭 served two terms as president of the United States, but the terms were not consecutive.He was president from 1885 to 1889 and from 1893 to 1897.)

2.What’s Wrong with the Radio?

A young girl was listening to the radio.Suddenly it went off for a minute and then came back on again.There was nothing wrong with the radio or with the program transmission from the radio station轉(zhuǎn)播臺(tái).She did not touch the radio controls按鈕.Why did it go off and on?(The girl was listening to the radio in her father’s car.The car drove through a tunnel and reception was temporarily interrupted.)

3.The Man in the Bar A man walked into a bar and asked the barman for a glass of water.They had never met before.The barman pulled a gun from under the counter and pointed it at the man.The man said “Thank you” and walked out.Why should that be so?(The man had hiccups打嗝.The barman recognized this from his speech and drew the gun to give the man a shock.It worked and cured the hiccups, so the man was grateful(and no longer needed the water.)

4.The Last Message 遺言

A man was found shot dead in his study.He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand.There was a cassette recorder on his desk.When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard, “I can’t go on.I have nothing to live for毫無(wú)牽掛.”Then there was the sound of a gunshot.How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered?(The cassette had started at the beginning of the man’s utterance.Who could have rewound it?)

5.Playing Tennis Two men were playing tennis.They played five sets and each man won three sets.How did they do this?(The two men were partners playing doubles.)

6.Growing Younger

Ben was 20 years old in 1980 but only 15 years old in 1985.How come?(Ben was born in the year 2000B.C.So in 1985 B.C.he was 15 and in 1980B.C.he was 20.7.Fishing Rod James ordered a fishing rod, priced at $3.56.Unfortunately, James is an Eskimo who lives in a very remote part of Greenland and the import rules there forbid any package longer than 4 feet to be imported.The fishing rod was 4 feet and 1 inch, just a little too long, so how can the fishing rod

be mailed to James without breaking the rules? Ideally 完美主義者James would like the fishing rod to arrive in one piece!(Insert the fishing rod into a box which measures 4 feet on all sides, the fishing rod will fit within the diagonal 對(duì)角線 of the box with room to spare.)

8.Letter and Square位置

Here is a word, it goes like this.The letter M comes before B.E is before R and after B.U is after N.B is in the No.four square before E.Do you know the word?(Number)

9.Days of the Week Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday or Sunday?(Yesterday, today, tomorrow)

10.Invisible apple There are 20 people in an empty square room.Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body or moving in any way(other than eyes.)Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?(Place the apple on one person’s head.)

11.Ancient Invention There is an ancient invention still used in many parts of the world today that allows people so see through walls.What is it?(window)

12.Look at the Photo A man remembered the question he once pursued, when he looked at the photo and sighed, “Neither brothers nor sisters I have, but the father of this man was the son of my father.” Who was the person in the photo?(The man on the photo was his son.)

13.How Many People

On the way to the bank, Mr.Green met three of his friends.Each of them had his wife with him and each of the ladies had two babies in her arms… How many people are going to the bank?(Only Mr.Green, the other people may not be going to the bank.)

14.How to New York?

It usually takes a man two days to travel from San Francisco to New York by car.But Mr.Black left San Francisco on Friday and arrives on the same Friday.How could he do it?(He took a plane.)Keep from Drowning

Imagine you’re about to take a bath in a sound proof bathroom.There are no windows.There’s only one door, and it locks automatically from outside when shut.You shut the door, turn on the water in the bathtub.Suddenly you discover something wrong with the faucets.(水龍頭)You can’t turn off the water!What to do? If you call for help no one will hear you because of the soundproof walls.You can’t get out because the door is locked from the outside.How can you keep from drowning?(Pull out of the stopper of the drain.拔排水孔的塞子)

16.The Blood on the Roof

Tissue dropped in with his friend, Jack, to find him sleeping on the couch with the TV turned on.He saw fresh blood on the ceiling above his head, and checked with Jack(after waking him)to make sure everything was OK.Everything was, indeed, fine.Why was Jack’s blood on the ceiling, but nowhere else?(Jack had swatted a mosquito that had bitten him while he attempted to get some sleep.)

17.A Doctor and a Bus Driver

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah.The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week.Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples.Why?(An apple a day keeps the doctor away!)

18.The Dirt in Hole

How much dirt is in a round hole that is 9 feet deep with a diameter of a3 feet?

Hint: You don’t have to do any math to get the answer.Just use your head!(None.You make a hole by digging out the dirt, so the hole is empty.)

19.The Girl in One-way Street A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn’t break the law.How come?(She was walking.)

20.Death in a Field A man is lying dead in a field.Next to him is an unopened package.There is no other creature in the field.How did he die?(The man had jumped from a place, but his parachute had failed to open.It was the unopened package by his side.)

21.The Goal, Carrot and Scarf

Five pieces of coal, a carrot, and a scarf are lying on the lawn.Nobody put them on the lawn, but there is a perfectly logical reason for their being there.What is it?(They were used by children who made a snowman.The snow has now melted.)

22.The Magician and Children

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water.His record was 6 minutes.A kid that was listening said, “That’s nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!” The magician told the kid if he could do that, he’d give him $10000.The kid did it and won the money.Can you figure out how?(The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.)

23Electric Trains

An electric train is traveling northwest at 95 miles per hour, and the wind is blowing southwest at 95 miles per hour.In which direction does the smoke blow?(There isn’t any smoke.It’s an electric train.)

24.A House in Forest Hiking in the mountains, you walk past a large field and camp a few miles farther on, at a stream.It snows in the night, and the next day you find a cabin in the field with two dead bodies inside.What happened? Variant wording: A cabin, on the side of a mountain, locked from the inside, is opened, and 30 people are found dead inside.They had plenty of food and water.What happened?(It’s the cabin of an airplane that crashed there because of the snowstorm.)小屋就是飛機(jī)的機(jī)艙。

25.The Ball Flies Back

How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if doesn’t hit anything, there is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it?(Throw the ball straight up in the air.)

26.The Blind Buys Sunglasses

There’s a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.By imitating the action of brushing one’s teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.Now, if there’s a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?(He opens his mouth and says: “I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses.”)

27.A Coin in Bottle

If you put a coin in an empty bottle and insert and a cork into the neck of the bottle, how could you remove the coin without taking the cork out or breaking the bottle?(Push the cork into the bottle and shake the coin out.)

28.The Fugitive in Theatre 劇場(chǎng)里的通緝犯

A man was on the run from the police.He was relaxing, watching a play in a crowded theatre.Suddenly he noticed that detectives were closing in on him from all directions and were covering

all exits.But finally, he did manage to escape from it.How did he escape?(The fugitive leapt up and shouted, “Fire, fire.” Pandemonium broke out and the audience all rushed for the exits.He easily escaped in the confusion.)

29.A Dog Was Crossing River

Jake was standing on one side of the river, and his dog Scruffy was standing on the other side.“Come on, Scruffy!Come, boy!” shouted Jake.Scruffy crossed the river, ran to Jake, and got a treat for a good dog.The amazing thing was that Scruffy didn’t even get wet!

How did Scruffy do that?

30.Go To the Movies with Friends

If you go to the movies and you’re paying this, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?(It’s cheaper to take two friends at the same time.In this case, you would only be buying three tickets, whereas if you take the same friend twice you are buying four tickets.)

31.The Height of Tree

A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years.How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?(9 years)

32.Weightlifting Bird舉重的鳥(niǎo)

What bird can lift the heaviest weight?(crane)

33.The Longest Word in the English What is the longest word in the English language?(Smiles.There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.)

34.Name 1.What do you call a fish with no eyes? 2.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 3.What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?(1.fsh

2.No idea.3.Still no diea.35.What word? There is a common English word that in nine letters long.Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word-----from nine letters right down to single letter.What is the original word and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?(The base word is Startling—starting---staring----string---sting---sing----sin----in---I.36.20 and 22 Why is 2 times 10 the same as 2 times 11?(乘以)(Because 2 times 10 is twenty and 2 times 11 is twenty-two.(twenty, too.)

37.A Word of Three Letters I know a word of three letters, add two and fewer there will be?(fewer)

38.Family Sport Three brothers share a family sport: A non-stop marathon.The oldest one is fat the short;And trudges slowly on;The middle brother’s tall and slim;And keeps a steady pace;The youngest runs just like the wind;Speeding through the race.“He’s young in years, we let him run,” The other brothers say, “Cause though he’s surely number one.He’s second, in a way.” Why?(The hands on a clock hour, minute, and second.)

39.Below the Shining Moon 沐浴在月光之下

Down below the shining moon.Around the trees, a sacred gloom, Running with the midnight sky, Knowing the thing that makes you cry, Night is full with my essence, Eternal light betrays my presence, Soaring through my endless task, Shadows are my faithful mask, Who am I ? 我沐浴在月光之下，一種神圣的陰霾的籠罩著樹(shù)林，我與午夜的天空賽跑，我知道讓你哭喊的事物，黑夜中，我無(wú)處不在，而永久的光明忽視了我的存在，我在沒(méi)有盡頭的任務(wù)中翱翔，影子是我忠實(shí)的面具，你能猜到我是什么嗎？（darkness）

40.Never Get Me Back I can run swiftly and silently when you want me to stay still, I can move slowly and cautiously and am yours to fill.You look at me often and yet you always forget me, I am the most feared killer, yet you can’t live without me.Sometimes you have me for all to spare, Yet when you need me, I am not there.You can waste me, or cherish me, you choose the track, But once you’re done you can never get me back.Who am I? 當(dāng)你想要我停留的時(shí)候，我靜靜地飛快流逝； 如果你想把我填滿，我走得又很緩慢二謹(jǐn)慎。你經(jīng)?？匆?jiàn)我，卻有總是忘記我。

我是最恐怖的殺手，但是你不能沒(méi)有我。有時(shí)你有了我，就省掉一切，但是你需要我的時(shí)候，我卻不在你的身邊。

你可以把我浪費(fèi)，也可以對(duì)我倍加珍惜，這是你的選擇。但是你放棄了我，就再也無(wú)法把我找回。猜一猜，我究竟是誰(shuí)呢？（Time）

41.I am Slim and Tall I am slim and tall, Many find me desirable and appealing.很有吸引力

They touch me and I give a false good feeling.虛幻的美妙感覺(jué) Once I shine in splendor，But only once and then no more.For many I am “to die for”.他們會(huì)為我獻(xiàn)身 What am i?(cigarette)

42.Some Houses There was a green house, Inside the green house there was a white house, Inside the red house there was a red house, Inside the red house there were lots of babies.What am I ?

(A watermelon)

第三篇：英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎：

1.What kind of table has no legs ?

timetable時(shí)間表

2.What has two legs but can’t walk ?

圓規(guī)compasses 筷子chopsticks 3.What is the worst weather for cats and mice?

When it's raining cats and dogs 下大雨 4.What star is not seen in the sky? Pop stars/popular stars 當(dāng)紅明星 5.What question can never be answered by “Yes”? Are you asleep? 6.What is taken from you before you get it ?

time

7.What is the smallest bridge in the world ? The bridge of a nose.鼻梁 8.What is the best and cheapest light ?

Sunlight 日光 9.What has a neck but no throat?

bottle 10.What letter is a question? Letter Y

1.From what number can you take half and leave nothing? 2.what two words have thousands of letters in them? 3.what 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away? 4.what kind of dog never bite? 5.where does afternoon always come before morning? 6what is pronounced like one letter, written with three letters, and belongs to all animals? 7.what number gets bigger when you turn it upside down? 【參考答案】 1,8 2,dictionary 3,sixth 4,hotdog 5,nowhere 6,eye 7,6

2.Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? 4.Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights? 6.What can pierce one's ears without a hole? 7.What's the longest word in the world? 8.Why does time fly? 9.Where can a dog get another tail? 10.what room has no walls, no doors, no windows and no one to live in? 11.Where does afternoon always come before morning? 【參考答案】

2.They don't want to be hot-dog.4、The cold war is over.6、Noice.7.Smiles.Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.8.To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.9.At a retail store.10.A mushroom 11.In a dictionary

1.What has four eyes but cannot see? 2.What do vampires do at midnight? 4.What can you catch but cannot throw? 5.What is deaf and dumb but always tells the truth? 7.What has a tongue but cannot talk? 10.What is yours but is used by others more than by yourself? 11.What goes through a door but never comes in or goes out? 13.What can go through water but never get wet? 14.What kind of leaves doesn’t fall in Autumn? 15.What kind of house weights least? 16.What kinds of keys are too large for your pocket? 17.Where do ghost like to swim? 18.Why did the ghost go to the astrologer? 19.Was Dracula ever married? 20.Why did the policeman arrest the ghost? 21.Why did the pickle close its eyes? 22.What starts with “e” ends with “e” and contains only one letter 23.If you were pushed down a flight of stairs, what would you fall against? 24.What has eyes but can't see 25.What has fingers but can't type? 26.What has ears but can't hear? 27.What has arms but can't hug? 28.What has a head and a foot but no body? 29.What has a mouth but never smiles? 30.What has a face but no head? 31.What has leaves but isn't a tree? 32.What has eyes but can't see? 33.What has legs but can't walk? 35.Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds.Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts.How many cigars will he be able to smoke? 36.If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room that contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first? 37.Make a five-letter word from these letters: H, I, J, K, L, M, N AND O

【參考答案】 1.Mississippi 2.Take a coffin break 4.A Cold 5.A mirror 7.A shoe 10.Your name 11.A keyhole 13.Sunlight 14.The leaves of the book 15.The lighthouse 16.Donkeys, monkeys, and turkeys 17.In the death see 18.Because he wants to see his horoscope 19.No, he was a bat-chelor 20.Because the ghost did not have a hunting licence.21.Because it sees the salad dressing.22.An envelope 23.Fall against your will 24.A potato 25.Gloves 26.Corn 27.Chair 28.Bed 29.River 30.Clock 31.Book 32.Potatoes 33.Table 35.6 36.The match of course!37.Water(H2O)

1.Have you heard the saying: what goes up must come down? Well what goes up and never goes down? 2.My thunder comes before my lightning.My lightning comes before my rain.My rain dries up all the land it touches.What am I? 3.You can see it, but you can't touch it.It may disappear, but has never really left you.It grows throughout the day.What is it? 4.What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters? 5.I have holes on the top and bottom.And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water.I have holes on my left and on my rig.What am I? 6.A word I know, six letters it contains, Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains.What is the word? 7.What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? 8.What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in? 9.Light as a feather, there is nothing in it;the strongest man can't hold it for much more than a minute? 10.What two words have the most letters in it? 【參考答案】 1.your age 2.I'm a Volcano（火山）3.shadow 4.Eat or Ate 5.a sponge（海綿）6.dozens 7.a river 8.a keyboard 9.breath 10.post office

1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? 2.Why is the letter E so important? 3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other? 4.What letter is an animal ? 5.What letter is a question? 6.Why is U the jolliest letter? 7.How do you feel today? 8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it? 9.Why do people wish for something they haven't got? 10.What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades? 11.What does everybody do at the same time? 12.What resembles half a pie? 13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? 14.When do people have two mouth? 15.Why do lions eat raw meat? 16.How many sides does a circle have? 17.What animal can jump as high as a tree? 18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest? 19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 21.If two's company and three's crowd,what's four and five? 22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why? 23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home.How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 24.What falls often but never gts hurt? 25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman's disguise? 26.Which month has 28 days? 27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too? 28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from? 29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why? 30.Why do giraffes have long neck? 31.How can you make 6 out of three 7's? 32.How can you make 6 out of three 5's? 33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8's? 34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S.in ten seconds? 35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be? 36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room? 37.How do you know policemen are strong ? 38.With which hand do you write? 39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?

【參考答案】

1.Because it makes fat fact!2.Because it's the begining of everything!3.Because there is love between them!4.It's the letter B!5.It's the letter Y!6.Because it's in the midst of fun!7.With my hands ,of course!8.Take a longer rope and compare with it!9.What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!10.He didn't cheat!11.Grow old!12.The other half!13.Santa Claus 圣誕老人

14.When there's two of them 有兩個(gè)人時(shí)!15.They don't know how to cook 他們不知道如何烹飪!16.Two.The inside and the outside!17.All animals,for trees can't jump!18.Sleep at night!19.At the bottom!20.Wet!21.Nine!22.They planted peech trees!23.He walked in the other direction!24.Snowflakes!25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!26.Every month has at least 28 days!27.One's appetite!28.From a hen!29.He fell off the last step!30.Because their heads are far from their bodies!31.easy.7-7/7=6!32.easy.5+5/5=6!33.easy.8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!34.Washinton,D.C.!35.The police officer was a lady!36.Because it can't see both sides at once.37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!38.Neither.I use a pen!39.Borrow the book from library.英語(yǔ)單詞變換：

要求去掉括號(hào)內(nèi)單詞中的一個(gè)字母，使其成為一個(gè)新的單詞完成句子。1.Let's go to school by_______(busy)2.Where are Tom and Tim_____?(know)3.Thank you______much!(every)4.It's time_______breakfast,children.(four)5.May I have a look at your new_______?(open)6.Miss Wang has a lovely black_____(coat)7.______English teacher is from Canada.(hour)8.---Where's my new kite?---It's_______the wall.(one)Answer：

1.Bus 2.Now 3.Very 4.For 5.Pen 6.Cat 7.Our 8.On

填入一個(gè)單詞，使整首詩(shī)意思完整。____ is greater than God.____ is more evil than the Devil.The poor have ____.The rich need ____.If you eat ____, you will die.Yes, the key is “ nothing”.Nothing is greater than God.Nothing is more evil than the Devil.The poor have nothing.The rich need nothing.If you eat nothing, you will die.(1)聯(lián)合國(guó)的英文縮寫(xiě)：

(2)中華人民共和國(guó)的英文縮寫(xiě)：(3)英國(guó)的英文縮寫(xiě)：(4)美國(guó)的英文縮寫(xiě)：

(1)UN(2)PRC(3)UK(4)U.S.A.說(shuō)出下列類型的單詞，看誰(shuí)說(shuō)得多： 1.學(xué)習(xí)用品： 2.顏色： 3.動(dòng)物： 4.水果： 5.Body: 6.Fruit: 7.Food:

第四篇：英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

1.What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors? A mushroom.(蘑菇)2.What is smaller than an insect's mouth? Anything it eats.3.What large instrument do you carry in your ears? Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)4.What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three? A secret.5.What person tried to make you smile most of the time? A photographer.6.What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat? A kitten.(小貓)7.What surprising things happen every 24 hours? Day breaks, but doesn't fall;night falls, but doesn't break.8.What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth? An echo.(回聲)9.What do you know about the kings of France? They are all dead.10.What question can you never answer 'yes“ to” Are you asleep? 11.Why do some old people never use glasses? They must prefer bottles to glasses.12.Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house? Because the instructions on the paint can say “Put on two coats for best results.” 13.What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.14.What do workers do in a clock factory? They make faces all day.15.What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away? Sixty.16.When do you go as fast as a racing car? When you are in it.17.How many sides does a house have? Twoinside and outside.18.What never asks any questions but always gets answers? A doorbell.19.Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America? On his feet.20.When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did? He got wet first of all.21.Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father? I myself.22.What has teeth but cannot eat? A comb.23.What kind of man can raise things without lifting them? A farmer.24.Why does time fly?

To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.25.Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.26.What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

All do.No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.27.What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks? A river.28.What kind of dog never bite? A hot dog.29.Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor? Because it can't sit down.30.What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man? It's nice not to see you again.31.What wears a cap but has no head? A bottle.32.What rises in the morning and waves all day? A flag.33.What is an astronomer?(天文學(xué)家)? A night watchman with a college education.34.How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.35.What is wind? Air in a hurry.36.What comes after the letter “A”? All the other letters.37.What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T? Teapot.38.What word can you make shorter by adding to it? Short.39.What person does every man take his hat off to? A barber.40.Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school? Because he wants to go to high school.41.What can you swallow that can also swallow you? Water.42.What's the difference between a hill and a pill? A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.43.Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington? Because he's dead.44.A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl.The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left.Why? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.45.What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you? Nothing.Because I'm a woman.46.What always travels on foot? A shoe.47.Where can happiness always be found? In the dictionary.48.What is higher without a head than with a head? A pillow.(枕頭)49.Why don't you advertise for your lost dog? He can't read.50.On which side does a bird have the most feathers? The outside.51.What is the best thing to keep in hot weather? Cool!52.What is never used until it's broken? An egg.53.What's a skeleton?(骨架)It's a lot of bones without the person on them!54.What is dark but made by light? A shadow.55.What can you break with only one word? Silence.56.What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out? The light.57.A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket.Why? Because the truck driver was walking.58.Where can milk be best stored? In a cow.59.Which can move faster, heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch cold easily.60.What's the hardest thing about learning skating? The ice.61.What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees? A map.62.What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness? The temperature.63.What makes the Tower of Pisa lean? It never eats.64.Why is writing called handwriting? If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.65.If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do? Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.66.How many great men have been born in London? None.Only babies.67.When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it? When you have a hole in your pocket.68.The greater it is, the less it can be seen.What is it? Darkness.69.The more you take away, the bigger I become.What am I? A hole.70.Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life? A priest.(牧師)

第五篇：幽默英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

搞笑英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

1.Why are people tired on April Fool's Day?(愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌＞?)

答：Because they have just had a long March.(因?yàn)樗麄儎傔^(guò)了長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的三月。March 三月;行軍)

2.What weather do mice and rats fear?(老鼠害怕什么天氣?)

答：When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨)

3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters?(狗什么時(shí)候不愿跟隨主人?)

答：When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場(chǎng)時(shí)。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場(chǎng))

4.What question can never be answered by “yes”?(哪個(gè)問(wèn)題永遠(yuǎn)不能回答“是的”?)

答：Are you asleep?(你睡著了嗎)

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5.What tree is always very sad?(哪種樹(shù)總是很傷心?)

答：Weeping willow.(垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹(shù))

6.When can you get water with a net?(什么時(shí)候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?)

答：When water is turned into ice.(當(dāng)水結(jié)成冰時(shí))

7.Why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒(méi)完沒(méi)了地吃?

答：He's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。

8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最長(zhǎng)的單詞是什么?

答：Smiles.Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因?yàn)閮蓚€(gè)字母S中間隔了一里。

9.What question is that to which you must always answer “yes”? 什么問(wèn)題你只能回答“yes”?

答：“What does y-e-s spell?”(當(dāng)別人問(wèn)你)“yes”怎么拼?

10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 當(dāng)停電的時(shí)候你在哪? 答：In the darkness.在黑暗中。

1.What will you break once you say it?(什么東西一說(shuō)出來(lái)就打破？)2.Will liars be honest after they die?(騙子死了之后會(huì)誠(chéng)實(shí)嗎？)3.What always goes up and never goes down?(什么東西只升不降？)4.Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun?(男孩為什么讓他的狗坐在陽(yáng)光下？)

5.Why can a bride hide nothing?(為什么新娘子什么也藏不?。?6.Why is the library the highest building?(為什么圖書(shū)館是最高的建筑物？)7.What is the smallest bridge in the world?(世界上最小的橋梁是什么？)8.What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?(北極與南極的區(qū)別是什么？)9.What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory?(淘氣的男孩為什么想去鐘表廠工作？)10.What bird lifts heavy things?(什么鳥(niǎo)能舉起重物？)11.A ship can contain only fifty persons.Now there is alreadyforty-nine person in it.At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship.The shipsinks.Why?(有一艘船只能容納50人，現(xiàn)在已有49人。這時(shí)一位孕婦上了船，船就沉了。為什么？)12.What's the poorest bank in the world?(世界的最貧窮的銀行是什么？)13.What month do soldiers hate?(軍人憎恨什么月？)答案Answers: 1.Silence.(沉默)2.No, they won’t.They lie still after they die。(不會(huì)，他們依舊撒謊。Lie still 躺著不動(dòng)，依舊撒謊。)3.Your age.(你的年齡)4.He wants to have a hot dog.(他想要一條熱狗。)5.Because someone will give her away.(因?yàn)橛腥藭?huì)揭發(fā)她。Give away 揭發(fā)，在婚禮上把新娘交給新郎)6.It has the most stories.(它的樓層最多。Story 故事，樓層)7.The bridge of a nose.(鼻梁)8.A whole world.(整個(gè)世界。a world of difference 天壤之別)

9.They want to make faces.(make face 做鬼臉，做鐘表面)10.Crane.(鶴。Crane鶴，舉重機(jī))11.Because is a pigboat.(那是潛水艇。pigboat，潛水艇)12.The river bank。(河岸。)13.March。(行軍。)

1.What will you break once you say it? 什么東西一說(shuō)出來(lái)就打破？ 2.Will liars be honest after they die? 騙子死了之后會(huì)誠(chéng)實(shí)嗎？

3.What always goes up and never goes down? 什么東西只升不降？

4.Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? 男孩為什么讓他的狗坐在陽(yáng)光下？ 5.Why can a bride hide nothing? 為什么新娘子什么也藏不??？ 6.Why is the library the highest building? 為什么圖書(shū)館是最高的建筑物？ 7.What is the smallest bridge in the world? 世界上最小的橋梁是什么？

8.What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? 北極與南極的區(qū)別是什么？

9.What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? 淘氣的男孩為什么想去鐘表廠工作？ 10.What bird lifts heavy things? 什么鳥(niǎo)能舉起重物？

11.A ship can contain only fifty persons.Now there is already forty-nine persons in it.At this time,a pregnant woman comes on and boards the ship.The ship sinks.Why? 有一艘船只能容納50人,現(xiàn)在已有49人。這時(shí)一位孕婦上了船,船就沉了。為什么? 12.Why is the comet like Micky Mouse? 為什么是彗星像米老鼠？

13.Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? 誰(shuí)跟你比較親密,你的媽媽或你的爸爸? 14.What's the poorest bank in the world?

世界的最貧窮的銀行是什么? 15.What month do soldiers hate? 軍人憎恨什么月? 16.An old woman has lived in one-story house before.Her body is very short.Afterwards,she moves into a big building and lives in the ninth story.However, when she comes back home each time,she always takes an elevator to the sixth story and gets off,then she walks to the ninth story.Why? 有位老婦人,從前住平房,并且個(gè)子非常矮,后來(lái)她搬進(jìn)了一個(gè)很高的樓里,住在第九層,但是她每次回家,她總是乘電梯到第六層就下來(lái),然后走到第九層.為什么?

答案： 1.Silence.沉默

2.No, they won't.They lie still after they die.不會(huì)，他們依舊撒謊。Lie still 躺著不動(dòng)，依舊撒謊。3.Your age.你的年齡

4.He wants to have a hot dog.他想要一條熱狗。5.Because someone will give her away.因?yàn)橛腥藭?huì)揭發(fā)她。Give away 揭發(fā)，在婚禮上把新娘交給新郎 6.It has the most stories.它的樓層最多。Story 故事，樓層 7.The bridge of a nose.鼻梁

8.A whole world.整個(gè)世界。a world of difference 天壤之別 9.They want to make faces.make face 做鬼臉，做鐘表面

10.Crane.鶴。Crane鶴，舉重機(jī)

11.Because is a pigboat.那是潛水艇。pigboat,潛水艇 12.Because it is a star with a tail.因?yàn)樗怯形舶偷男切恰?3.Mom is closer, because Dad is father（farther）.因?yàn)榘职质歉赣H , 所以媽媽比較靠近。14.The river bank.河岸。15.March.行軍.16.Because she was too short to press the ninth button.她太矮了不能按到第九層的按鈕.Q:What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子會(huì)和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能會(huì)直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以長(zhǎng)跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。這個(gè)答案很有意思吧？

Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn?

如果你踩了農(nóng)夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定會(huì)生氣的；而如果你踩了農(nóng)夫腳底的雞眼，他會(huì)更生氣。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“雞眼”的意思。

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail.It carries its house on its back.因?yàn)閟nail（蝸牛）的后背上總是背著一所房子，所以說(shuō)蝸牛是世界上最強(qiáng)壯的生物是不足為奇的。你說(shuō)呢？

Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day.一看到make faces這個(gè)短語(yǔ)，你可千萬(wàn)別以為是在鐘表廠工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀！因?yàn)槌诉@個(gè)意思以外，它還可以從字面上解釋為制造鐘面。

Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake.怎樣才能不讓夢(mèng)游者（sleepwalker）夢(mèng)游（walk in his sleep）呢？最簡(jiǎn)單的方法就是不讓他睡覺(jué)。雖然這不是治療方法，但如果讓夢(mèng)游者醒著呢，他的確就不會(huì)去夢(mèng)游了。

1）----Who is closer to you，your mom or your dad ?(爸爸和媽媽誰(shuí)和你更近？）

—— Mom is closer because d

（2）----What fruit is never found singly ?(什么水果永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)是單個(gè)的？）

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（3）----Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes ?(年輕人為什么不愿意和福瓊家女兒約會(huì)？）

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注: 以上腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎泛采用了同音詞（homonyms）:（1）“father”（父親）與“farther”（更遠(yuǎn)）（2）“pear”（梨）音同“pair”（一對(duì)），（3）“Miss Fortune”音同“misfortune”（不幸）http://004km.cn（4）Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ?(為什么空火柴盒是世界上最好的東西？）——

（5）Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator ?(小湯姆為什么把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？）——

（6）What stays hot even if put it in a fridge?(什么東西即使放在冰箱里也熱？）——

注: 以上腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎大量運(yùn)用了雙關(guān)語(yǔ)（puns）：

（4）“matchless”既可理解為“沒(méi)有火柴的”，又可理解為“舉世無(wú)雙的，無(wú)可匹敵的”；

（5）“cool”可表示“冷的、涼的”，也可指“棒、時(shí)髦、美妙的”；（6）“hot”有兩個(gè)意思：“熱”、“辣”。