第一篇：英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目

1.why are people tired on April Fool's Day? 為什么在四月一日愚人節(jié)人們都很累？

答案：Because they have just had a long March因?yàn)樗麄儎偠冗^(guò)了一個(gè)很長(zhǎng)的三月(行軍)march除了三月以外還有行軍的意思。2.what letter is an animal?哪個(gè)字母是一個(gè)動(dòng)物？ 答案：B(Bee)3.What letter stands for the ocean? key:C(sea)哪個(gè)字母坐落在海邊? 答案：C(sea)4.what letter is a question? 哪個(gè)字母是一個(gè)問(wèn)題? 答案:Y(why)5.what letter is your eye? 哪個(gè)字母是你的眼睛? 答案:I(eye)6.what letter is a vegetable? 哪個(gè)字母是一種蔬菜 答案:P(pea)豌豆

7.what stays hot even if put it in a fridge? 什么東西即使放到冰箱中也是熱的? 答案：pepper(胡椒粉)8.what fruit is never found singly? 什么水果永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)是單數(shù)? 答案:pear（梨子）因?yàn)閜ear和pair(一雙)讀音相同。9.With which hand do you write? 答案:neither,I use a pen!你用哪只手寫(xiě)字呢? 答案：都不用，我用筆

10.what man cannot live in a house?什么人不能住在房子里? 答案：snowman（雪人）

11.What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers?什么東西永遠(yuǎn)不問(wèn)問(wèn)題但是卻能得到很多答案? 答案：dictionary（字典）

12.What question can you never answer “Yes” to?什么問(wèn)題你永遠(yuǎn)也不能回答“是” 答案：Are you dead?（你死了嗎?）Are you asleep?(你睡著了嗎)13.You have it．You read it．There're some pictures in it?What is it?你擁有它，你可以閱讀它，它有些圖片在里面，它是什么? 答案：book（書(shū)）

14.A mouse has a large pocket． What is it?一種鼠有一個(gè)大袋子，它是什么? 答案：a kangaroo（袋鼠）

15.It has a head，but no neck．It has a body，but no warmth．It has no feet，but can travel.What is it?它有頭，但沒(méi)有脖子，有身體，但不溫暖，沒(méi)有腳，卻能旅行。答案：a car（汽車(chē)）

16.What goes on four legs in the morning，on two at noon，and on three in the evening?什么走路開(kāi)始用四條腿，后來(lái)用兩條腿，最后用三條腿？ 答案：People.They crawled when they were babies and walked with two legs before they had to rely on a crutch in old age.是人，他們剛生下來(lái)的時(shí)候用四肢爬行，后來(lái)用雙腿走路，老年時(shí)又不得不依靠拐杖走。

17.What do we get if we cross a woodpecker with a homing pigeon？把一只啄木鳥(niǎo)和一只識(shí)途的鴿子融合在一起，會(huì)得到什么？

答案：A bird that knocks on the door when delivering messages.將得到一只送信時(shí)會(huì)敲門(mén)的鳥(niǎo)。

18.Where does afternoon come before morning in the world？世界上哪個(gè)地方下午比早上先到？

答案：In the dictionary在字典里。

19.What do you know about the kings of France? 你對(duì)法國(guó)君主有什么了解？ 答案：They are all dead.他們都死了。what must you do before you return a book to the library?把書(shū)還到圖書(shū)館之前你必須做什么? 答案：borrow the book from library從圖書(shū)館借書(shū)

第二篇：腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目

腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：毛毛說(shuō)：10＋4＝2，老師也說(shuō)對(duì)，為什么? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：10點(diǎn)+4點(diǎn)=下午2點(diǎn)】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：明明是個(gè)近視眼，也是個(gè)出名的饞小子，在他面前放一堆書(shū)，書(shū)后放一個(gè)蘋(píng)果，你說(shuō)他會(huì)先看什么? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：什么也看不見(jiàn)】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：世界上除了火車(chē)啥車(chē)最長(zhǎng)? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：塞車(chē)】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：上海的南京路，來(lái)往最多的是什么人? [答案] 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：中國(guó)人】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：三個(gè)金“鑫”，三個(gè)水叫“淼”，三個(gè)人叫“眾”，那么三個(gè)鬼應(yīng)該叫什么? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：叫“救命”】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：小紅口袋里原有10個(gè)銅錢(qián)，但它們都掉了，請(qǐng)問(wèn)小紅口袋里還剩下什么? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：一個(gè)洞】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：猴子每分鐘能掰一個(gè)玉米，在果園里，一只猴子5分鐘能掰幾個(gè)玉米? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：沒(méi)掰到一個(gè)】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：一溜（提示：注意諧音）三棵樹(shù)，要拴10匹馬，只能拴單不能拴雙? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：請(qǐng)問(wèn)怎么拴？】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：有種動(dòng)物，大小像只貓，長(zhǎng)相又像虎，這是什么動(dòng)物? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：小老虎】

10腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：亮亮的生日在三月三十日，請(qǐng)問(wèn)是哪年的三月三十日? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：每年的三月三十日】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：兩只狗賽跑，甲狗跑得快，乙狗跑得慢，跑到終點(diǎn)時(shí)，哪只狗出汗多? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：狗不會(huì)出汗】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：為什么一瓶標(biāo)明劇毒的藥對(duì)人卻無(wú)害? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：只要你不去喝它】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：亞當(dāng)和夏娃結(jié)婚后最大的遺憾是什么? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：沒(méi)人來(lái)喝喜酒.】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：小明只會(huì)花錢(qián)，天天花很多錢(qián),可最后卻成了百萬(wàn)富翁,為什么? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：以前是億萬(wàn)富翁】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：有兩個(gè)人決定進(jìn)行自行車(chē)比賽，看誰(shuí)的自行車(chē)跑的快，比賽在一個(gè)平坦寬敞的體育場(chǎng)里進(jìn)行，但當(dāng)比賽開(kāi)始時(shí)，他們兩個(gè)卻誰(shuí)也不愿意領(lǐng)先，反而都在慢悠悠的騎，已知他們兩人都不會(huì)互相謙讓?zhuān)矝](méi)有外來(lái)因素干擾，總之，一切都很正常，這究竟是為什么呢？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：他們交換了自行車(chē)】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么時(shí)候四減三會(huì)等于五? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：四個(gè)角的東西切去一個(gè)角.】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：胖姐阿英站上人體秤時(shí)，為何指針卻只指著5？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：指針已經(jīng)轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)一圈了】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：刮風(fēng)的晚上，停電了，曉曉上床睡覺(jué)時(shí)忘了吹蠟燭，第二天醒來(lái)時(shí)，蠟燭居然還有很長(zhǎng)一支沒(méi)有燃完，怎么回事呢？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：被風(fēng)吹熄了】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：胖胖是個(gè)頗有名氣的跳水運(yùn)動(dòng)員，可是有一天，他站在跳臺(tái)上，卻不敢往下跳。這是為什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：因?yàn)樗乩餂](méi)有水】

20腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：警察面對(duì)兩名歹徒，但他只剩下一顆子彈，他對(duì)歹徒說(shuō)：誰(shuí)動(dòng)就打誰(shuí)，結(jié)果沒(méi)動(dòng)的反而挨子彈，為什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：因?yàn)椴粍?dòng)較好打】

腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎大全及答案腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么人是不用電的? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：緬甸人。】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：至少要多少時(shí)間才能讀完清華大學(xué)? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：幾秒?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：火柴盒內(nèi)只剩一根火柴棒。A先生想點(diǎn)亮煤油燈，使煤爐起火，并燒熱水的話(huà)，應(yīng)該先點(diǎn)何物較佳？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：應(yīng)先點(diǎn)燃火柴棒。若沒(méi)將火柴棒點(diǎn)燃，其他的部分就不能發(fā)揮作用了?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：一位服裝模特兒小姐，即使在平日也穿著未經(jīng)發(fā)表的新款服飾，但她常?？吹酱┲退耆嗤椀娜?。這是為什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：因?yàn)樗吹降氖怯秤阽R子內(nèi)的自己?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么時(shí)候時(shí)鐘會(huì)響13下？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：壞的時(shí)候?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么情況一山可容二虎？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：一公一母。】

腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：為什么青蛙可以跳得比樹(shù)高？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：樹(shù)不會(huì)跳?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：在狩獵公園的池子中，鱷魚(yú)正咬住管理員的帽子游走；只見(jiàn)池子外的所有管理員都一起叫罵著。但是，并沒(méi)有人的帽子不見(jiàn)了！為什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：鱷魚(yú)把戴此帽子的管理員吞下去了?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：紙上寫(xiě)著某一份命令。但是，看懂此文字的人，卻絕對(duì)不能宣讀命令。那么，紙上寫(xiě)的是什么呢？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：紙上寫(xiě)著“不要念出此文”?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：一架空調(diào)器從樓掉下來(lái)會(huì)變成啥器？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：兇器?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：電影院內(nèi)禁止吸煙，而在劇情達(dá)到高潮時(shí)，卻有一男子開(kāi)始抽煙，整個(gè)銀幕籠罩著煙霧。但是，卻沒(méi)有任何一位觀眾出來(lái)抗議，這是為什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：這是因?yàn)槌闊煹哪凶?，是電影中出現(xiàn)的人物】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：馬路上發(fā)生車(chē)禍碰撞事件，當(dāng)警察立刻趕往時(shí)雖然司機(jī)全力相助，一人卻已死亡。依司機(jī)的說(shuō)法，此人并非死于車(chē)禍，而是因肺癌喪命。因同坐車(chē)的只有司機(jī)和死者二人，根本沒(méi)有目擊者；但是，警察卻立刻明白，司機(jī)并沒(méi)有說(shuō)謊。這是為什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：因?yàn)榇怂緳C(jī)是以靈柩車(chē)運(yùn)送這位死于肺癌的人】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：有個(gè)地方發(fā)生了火災(zāi)，雖然有很多人在救火,但就是沒(méi)人報(bào)火警,奇怪吧? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：消防隊(duì)著火了】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：李主任早上刷牙的時(shí)侯一邊刷一邊大聲唱歌，他是怎么做到的？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：他刷的是假牙】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：王先生在打太極拳時(shí)金鳴獨(dú)立，站多久看上去都那么輕松，為什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：因?yàn)樗谡掌铩磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：一天晚上，A君在家讀一本有趣的書(shū)，他的妻子把電燈關(guān)了。盡管屋內(nèi)漆黑一團(tuán)，A君仍然手不釋卷，讀的津津有味。這是什么道理？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：A君是盲人，他讀的是盲文書(shū)】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：一只螞蟻從幾百萬(wàn)米高的山峰落下來(lái)會(huì)怎么死？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：餓死。】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：每個(gè)成功男人背后有一個(gè)女人，那一個(gè)失敗的男人背后會(huì)有什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：有太多的女人】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：在什么時(shí)候更確定自己是中國(guó)人？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：外語(yǔ)考試的時(shí)候】

腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么人每天靠運(yùn)氣賺錢(qián)？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：運(yùn)煤氣的工人?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：一個(gè)獵人，一只槍?zhuān)瑩屔涑?00米，有一個(gè)狼離獵人200米，獵人和狼都不動(dòng)，可是獵人卻開(kāi)槍把狼打死了？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：槍長(zhǎng)一百米?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么東西做的人知道，買(mǎi)的人知道，賣(mài)的人知道，用的人卻不知道 ？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：棺材】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：印度人為什么用手抓飯吃？【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：因?yàn)槭直饶_干凈。】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：一只雞，一只鵝，放冰箱里，雞凍死了，鵝卻活著，為什么？【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：是企鵝?！?/p>

6腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：為什么流氓坐車(chē)不要錢(qián)？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：囚車(chē)?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：三個(gè)人，豎著站成一排。有五個(gè)帽子，三個(gè)藍(lán)色，兩個(gè)紅色，每人帶一個(gè)，各自不準(zhǔn)看自己的顏色。然后問(wèn)第一個(gè)人帶的什么顏色的帽子，他說(shuō)不知道，然后又問(wèn)第二個(gè)人帶的什么顏色的帽子，同樣說(shuō)不知道，又問(wèn)第三個(gè)人帶的是什么顏色的帽子，他說(shuō)我知道。問(wèn)第三個(gè)人帶的是什么色帽子?（第一個(gè)人站在排的最后,他可以看見(jiàn)前二個(gè)人的帽子的顏色)【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：是藍(lán)色?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：如果諸葛亮活著，世界現(xiàn)在會(huì)有什么不同？【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：會(huì)多一個(gè)人?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：一本書(shū)放在地上什么地方你跨不過(guò)去？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：放在一墻角里】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：為什么先看見(jiàn)閃電后聽(tīng)到雷聲？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：眼睛在前，耳朵在后。】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：有一個(gè)眼睛瞎了的人，走到山崖邊上，突然停住了，然后往回走?！灸X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：?jiǎn)窝巯?。?腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：由于什么原因死亡的人最多？【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：搶救無(wú)效?！?/p>

腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么雞沒(méi)有翅膀？【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：田雞。】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么東西往上升永遠(yuǎn)掉不下來(lái)？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：年齡。】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么越洗越臟，不洗有人吃，洗了沒(méi)人吃？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：水】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么東西越熱越愛(ài)出來(lái)？【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：汗?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：“Kiss”是動(dòng)詞,形容詞還是名詞? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：連詞?！?腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：換心手術(shù)失敗，醫(yī)生問(wèn)快要斷氣的病人有什么遺言要交代，你猜他會(huì)說(shuō)什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：其實(shí)你不懂我的心】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：既沒(méi)有生孩子、養(yǎng)孩子也沒(méi)有認(rèn)干娘，還沒(méi)有認(rèn)領(lǐng)養(yǎng)子養(yǎng)女就先當(dāng)上了娘，請(qǐng)問(wèn)：這是什么人? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：新娘】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：每對(duì)夫妻在生活中都有一個(gè)絕對(duì)的共同點(diǎn)，那是什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：那就是同年同月同日結(jié)婚?！?腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么時(shí)候時(shí)鐘會(huì)響13下？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：壞的時(shí)候】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：油漆工的徒弟叫啥？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：好色之徒 】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：家有家規(guī)，國(guó)有國(guó)規(guī)，那動(dòng)物園里有啥規(guī)？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：烏龜】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：報(bào)紙上登的消息不一定百分之百是真的，但什么消息絕對(duì)假不了？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：報(bào)紙上的年、月、日】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：黑人和白人生下的嬰兒，牙齒是什么顏色？【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：嬰兒還沒(méi)有長(zhǎng)齒】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：為什么女人穿高跟鞋后，就代表她快結(jié)婚了？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：因?yàn)榇└吒叩寐苋菀妆荒腥俗飞稀?腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么樣的輪子只轉(zhuǎn)不走？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：風(fēng)車(chē)的輪子】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：在什么時(shí)候1+2不等于3？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：算錯(cuò)了的時(shí)候】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：一個(gè)離過(guò)五十次婚的女人，應(yīng)該怎么形容她？(一個(gè)成語(yǔ))【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：前“公”盡棄】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：一頭公牛加一頭母牛，猜三個(gè)字？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：兩頭?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：楚楚的生日在三月三十日，請(qǐng)問(wèn)是哪年的三月三十日？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：每年的三月三十日】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：為什么警察對(duì)闖紅燈的汽車(chē)司機(jī)視而不見(jiàn)？【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：汽車(chē)司機(jī)在步行?！?腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：書(shū)店買(mǎi)不到的書(shū)是什么書(shū)？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：秘書(shū)】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：在一次考試中，一對(duì)同桌交了一模一樣的考卷，但老師認(rèn)為他們肯定沒(méi)有做弊，這是為什么？【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：他們都交白卷】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：人在什么情況下會(huì)七竅生煙？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：火葬】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：法國(guó)人的笑聲跟我們有什么不同？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：他們是用法語(yǔ)笑的 】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：熊為什么冬眠時(shí)會(huì)睡這么久？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：因?yàn)闆](méi)有人敢叫它起床】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：為了怕身材走樣，結(jié)婚以后堅(jiān)持不生孩子的美女怎么稱(chēng)呼？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：絕代佳人 】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：小王坐著對(duì)小李說(shuō)：“我坐的這個(gè)地方，你永遠(yuǎn)也不可能坐的到?！蹦阒佬⊥踝谀睦飭幔?【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：小王坐在小李肩上】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：有兩面與你一樣高的大鏡子平行豎放，如果你脫光了站在中間就會(huì)有很多人像排成一列反映出來(lái)，那么，將前后左右上下不留一點(diǎn)縫隙的用鏡子封成一個(gè)立體房間，并且，鏡面都朝內(nèi)，當(dāng)一個(gè)的人進(jìn)到里面，會(huì)看到什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：因?yàn)椴涣粢稽c(diǎn)縫隙，光線(xiàn)透不進(jìn)來(lái)，所以里面烏七嘛黑什么也看不到】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：有一個(gè)人在大雨傾盆的曠野中奔跑了十分鐘，頭發(fā)和衣服都沒(méi)有濕，為什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：那是一個(gè)的禿頭男人】

腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：要想使夢(mèng)成為現(xiàn)實(shí)，我們干的第一件事會(huì)是什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：醒來(lái)】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：如果地球爆炸，哪兩個(gè)地方最安全？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：天堂、地獄】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：為什么一只青蛙在水里游不過(guò)一只狗？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：因?yàn)楸荣愔薪褂猛苡尽?腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：婦女們?cè)诓恢挥X(jué)中丟失掉的東西是什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：美貌】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：農(nóng)夫養(yǎng)了10頭牛，為什么只有19只角？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：因?yàn)橐恢皇窍?】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：怎樣才能用藍(lán)筆寫(xiě)出紅字來(lái)？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：寫(xiě)個(gè)“紅”字】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：汽車(chē)在右轉(zhuǎn)彎時(shí)，哪一條輪胎不轉(zhuǎn)？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：備用輪胎】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：狐貍精最擅長(zhǎng)迷惑男人,那么什么“精“男女一起迷? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：酒精】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：為什么兩只老虎打架,非要拼個(gè)你死我活絕不罷休? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：沒(méi)有人敢勸架】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：如果有人向你問(wèn)路,你最怕聽(tīng)到哪一句話(huà)? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：這里是地球嗎？ 】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：黑雞厲害還是白雞厲害?為什么? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：黑雞，黑雞會(huì)生白蛋，白雞不會(huì)生黑蛋】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：如果明天就是世界末日，為什么今天就有人想自殺？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：去天堂占位子】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么時(shí)候四減三會(huì)等于五？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：四個(gè)角的東西切去一個(gè)角】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：有半瓶酒，瓶口用軟木塞塞住，在不敲碎瓶子，不準(zhǔn)拔去木塞，不準(zhǔn)在塞子上鉆孔的情況下，怎樣喝到瓶子里的酒？

【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：把塞子推到瓶子里去】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：有兩個(gè)人，一個(gè)面朝南，一個(gè)面朝北的站立著，不準(zhǔn)回頭，不準(zhǔn)走動(dòng)，不準(zhǔn)照鏡子，問(wèn)他們能否看到對(duì)方的臉？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：當(dāng)然能，他們是面對(duì)面站著的】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：你只要叫它的名字就會(huì)把它破壞，它是什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：沉默】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么東西經(jīng)常會(huì)來(lái)，但卻從沒(méi)真正來(lái)過(guò)？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：明天】

20腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：時(shí)鐘什么時(shí)候不會(huì)走？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：時(shí)鐘本來(lái)就不會(huì)走】 腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：兩只狗賽跑，甲狗跑得快，乙狗跑得慢，跑到終點(diǎn)時(shí)，哪只狗出汗多? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：狗不會(huì)出汗】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：為什么一瓶標(biāo)明劇毒的藥對(duì)人卻無(wú)害? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：只要你不去喝它】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：亞當(dāng)和夏娃結(jié)婚后最大的遺憾是什么? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：沒(méi)人來(lái)喝喜酒.】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：小明只會(huì)花錢(qián)，天天花很多錢(qián),可最后卻成了百萬(wàn)富翁,為什么? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：以前是億萬(wàn)富翁】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：有兩個(gè)人決定進(jìn)行自行車(chē)比賽，看誰(shuí)的自行車(chē)跑的快，比賽在一個(gè)平坦寬敞的體育場(chǎng)里進(jìn)行，但當(dāng)比賽開(kāi)始時(shí)，他們兩個(gè)卻誰(shuí)也不愿意領(lǐng)先，反而都在慢悠悠的騎，已知他們兩人都不會(huì)互相謙讓?zhuān)矝](méi)有外來(lái)因素干擾，總之，一切都很正常，這究竟是為什么呢？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：他們交換了自行車(chē)】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么時(shí)候四減三會(huì)等于五? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：四個(gè)角的東西切去一個(gè)角.】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：胖姐阿英站上人體秤時(shí)，為何指針卻只指著5？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：指針已經(jīng)轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)一圈了】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：刮風(fēng)的晚上，停電了，曉曉上床睡覺(jué)時(shí)忘了吹蠟燭，第二天醒來(lái)時(shí)，蠟燭居然還有很長(zhǎng)一支沒(méi)有燃完，怎么回事呢？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：被風(fēng)吹熄了】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：胖胖是個(gè)頗有名氣的跳水運(yùn)動(dòng)員，可是有一天，他站在跳臺(tái)上，卻不敢往下跳。這是為什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：因?yàn)樗乩餂](méi)有水】

20腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：警察面對(duì)兩名歹徒，但他只剩下一顆子彈，他對(duì)歹徒說(shuō)：誰(shuí)動(dòng)就打誰(shuí)，結(jié)果沒(méi)動(dòng)的反而挨子彈，為什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：因?yàn)椴粍?dòng)較好打】

第三篇：腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎搞笑經(jīng)典題目

腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎選集

1、全世界最大的蕃薯長(zhǎng)在哪里？ 答案： 土里

2、全世界最大的公雞是從哪里來(lái)的？ 答案： 蛋里

3、鄭成功的母親可能叫什么？ 答案：鄭失敗(失敗是成功之母)

4、生米煮成了熟飯?jiān)撛趺崔k？ 答案：開(kāi)飯吧

5、偷什么不犯法？ 答案： 偷笑

6、無(wú)聊的時(shí)候，開(kāi)車(chē)游車(chē)河時(shí)，叫做什么？ 答案： 白花油

7、司機(jī)進(jìn)汽車(chē)后第一件事是什么？ 答案： 坐下

8、有個(gè)人餓得要死，而冰箱里有雞罐、魚(yú)罐、豬肉等罐頭，他先打開(kāi)什么？

答案： 先開(kāi)冰箱

9、每對(duì)夫妻都有的共同點(diǎn)是...？ 答案： 同年同日結(jié)婚

10、什么書(shū)買(mǎi)不到？ 答案： 遺書(shū)

11、右手永遠(yuǎn)抓不到什么？ 答案： 右手

12、「笑」和「哭」有什么相同之處？ 答案： 都是10畫(huà)

13、這個(gè)東東，左看像電燈，右看也像電燈，和電燈沒(méi)什么兩樣。但它就是不會(huì)亮，這是啥東東呢？ 答案：壞掉的電燈

14、一頭被10公尺繩子栓住的老虎，要如何吃到20公尺外的草？ 答案：老虎...不吃草

15、船邊掛著軟梯，離海面2米，海水每小時(shí)上漲半米，幾個(gè)小時(shí)海水能淹沒(méi)軟梯? 答案：水漲船高，所以永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)淹沒(méi)軟梯。

16、汽車(chē)在右轉(zhuǎn)彎時(shí)，哪一條輪胎不轉(zhuǎn)？ 答案：備用輪胎

17、什么書(shū)你不可能在書(shū)店里買(mǎi)到? 答案： 秘書(shū)

18、一人被老虎窮追不舍，突然前有條大河, 他不會(huì)游泳,但他過(guò)去了，為什么？

答案： 嚇昏過(guò)去了

19、模樣相同的哥倆同時(shí)應(yīng)征入伍，他們有血緣關(guān)系且出生日期及父母的名字完全相同。連長(zhǎng)問(wèn)他倆是不是雙胞胎。他們說(shuō)不是。請(qǐng)問(wèn)這是為什么？ 答案：三胞胎中的兩個(gè)

20、監(jiān)獄里關(guān)著兩名犯人，一天晚上犯人全都逃跑了，可是第二天看守員打開(kāi)牢門(mén)一看，里面還有一個(gè)犯人？ 答案： 逃跑的犯人名字叫“全都”。

21、用什么可以解開(kāi)所有的謎？ 答案： 答案

22、哪種比賽，贏的得不到獎(jiǎng)品，輸?shù)膮s有獎(jiǎng)品? 答案： 劃拳喝酒

23、有一頭頭朝北的牛，它向右轉(zhuǎn)原地轉(zhuǎn)三圈，然后向后轉(zhuǎn)原地轉(zhuǎn)三圈，接著再往右轉(zhuǎn)，這時(shí)候它尾巴朝哪? 答案：朝下

24、兩對(duì)父子去買(mǎi)帽子，每人買(mǎi)了一頂，卻為什么只買(mǎi)了三頂？ 答案：祖孫三代人

25、四個(gè)9加起來(lái)為什么等于100？ 答案：99+9/9 = 100

26、什么時(shí)候有人敲門(mén)，你絕不會(huì)說(shuō)請(qǐng)進(jìn)？ 答案：上廁所的時(shí)候

27、小王在哨所站崗時(shí),明明看到有敵人悄悄向他摸過(guò)來(lái),為什么他卻睜一只眼閑一只眼? 答案：正在瞄準(zhǔn)目標(biāo)

28、黑雞厲害還是白雞厲害?為什么? 答案： 黑雞厲害，能下白蛋，白雞下不了黑蛋。

29、一次考試中，一對(duì)同桌交了一模一樣的考卷，但老師認(rèn)為他們肯定沒(méi)有做弊，這是為什么? 答案： 都是白卷

30、制造日期與有效日期是同一天的產(chǎn)品是什么？？ 答案： 報(bào)紙

31、有一個(gè)人，他是你父母生的，但他卻不是你的兄弟姐妹，他是誰(shuí)？ 答案： 自己

32、公共汽車(chē)上，兩個(gè)人正在熱烈的交談，可圍觀的人卻一句話(huà)也聽(tīng)不到，這是因?yàn)槭裁矗?/p>

答案： 這是一對(duì)聾啞人

33、金太太一向心直口快，可什么事竟讓她突然變得吞吞吐吐了呢？ 答案： 金太太在吃甘蔗 的時(shí)候吞吞吐吐

34、有人經(jīng)常從十米高的地方不帶任何安全裝置跳下，為什么？ 答案：高臺(tái)跳水

35、什么雨可以淋死人? 答案：槍林彈雨

36、請(qǐng)龜兔賽跑，請(qǐng)豬來(lái)當(dāng)裁判，請(qǐng)問(wèn)龜兔誰(shuí)會(huì)贏？ 答案： 不能說(shuō)！說(shuō)的人是豬…

37、哪個(gè)數(shù)字最勤勞？哪個(gè)數(shù)字最懶？ 答案： 一不做 二不休

38、請(qǐng)問(wèn)世界上最小的島是什么島？ 答案： 安全島

39、什么布切不斷？ 答案：瀑布

40、狼來(lái)了（猜水果）？ 答案：楊桃(羊逃）

41、蔣公(蔣介石)如果還在世的話(huà)世界會(huì)怎樣？ 答案： 多一個(gè)人...42、一只螞蟻居然從四川爬到了東京，可能嗎? 答案： 地圖上爬

43、一輛客車(chē)發(fā)生了事故，所有的人都受傷了，為什么小明卻沒(méi)事？ 答案： 因?yàn)樗?在車(chē)上

44、雞鵝百米賽跑,雞比鵝跑得快,為什么卻后到終點(diǎn)站? 答案： 雞跑錯(cuò)了方向

45、上課鈴聲東響了，卻沒(méi)有一個(gè)同學(xué)在教室里，怎么回事？ 答案： 上的是體育課

46、為什么小明能一只手讓車(chē)子停下來(lái)？ 答案：車(chē)子是出租車(chē)

47、什么東西人們?cè)诓煌５爻运瑓s永遠(yuǎn)吃不飽。答案： 空氣

48、用什么辦法能使眉毛長(zhǎng)在眼睛下面？ 答案：倒立

49、有人說(shuō)吃魚(yú)可避免患近視眼，為什么？ 答案：你見(jiàn)過(guò)貓戴眼睛

50、什么東西能加不能減？ 答案：年齡

51、什么東西嘴里沒(méi)有舌頭 答案： 茶壺嘴

52、什么樣的官不能發(fā)號(hào)施令，還得老向別人陪笑？ 答案： 新朗官

53、一名警察見(jiàn)了小偷拔腿就跑，為什么？ 答案：想快點(diǎn)抓住小偷

54、老王擦桌子，擦了半天，仍覺(jué)得臟，為什么？ 答案：因?yàn)槔贤醯睦匣ㄧR是臟的55、什么東西人們都不喜歡吃？ 答案： 當(dāng)然是虧了

56、北京王府井步行街上來(lái)往最多的是什么人？ 答案：行人

57、魚(yú)與熊掌要如何才可兼得？ 答案： 養(yǎng)只會(huì)抓魚(yú)的熊

58、什么東西愈洗愈臟？ 答案：水

59、為什么有人會(huì)跳比巴黎鐵塔還要高呢? 答案：因?yàn)榘屠梃F塔不會(huì)跳。

60、校有校規(guī)，班有班規(guī)，動(dòng)物園有什么？ 答案： 烏龜

61、你爸爸的媽媽的妹妹的女兒的叔叔是你的什么關(guān)系？ 答案： 親戚關(guān)系 62、為什么胖的人比瘦的人怕熱？ 答案： 因?yàn)楸粫竦拿娣e比較大...63、身穿著金色衣服的人（猜4字成語(yǔ)）？ 答案：一鳴驚人（一名金人）

64、一條狗過(guò)了木橋之后就不叫了（猜4字成語(yǔ)）？ 答案： 過(guò)目不忘（過(guò)木不汪）

65、手機(jī)不可以掉到馬桶里弄濕（猜4字成語(yǔ)）？ 答案： 機(jī)不可失（機(jī)不可濕）

66、用豬肝和熊膽作成的神奇肥皂（猜4字成語(yǔ)）? 答案： 肝膽相照（肝膽香皂）

67、在路上，它翻了一個(gè)跟斗，接著又翻了一次（猜4字成語(yǔ)）? 答案： 三翻兩次

68、想在臺(tái)灣從政，要會(huì)國(guó)語(yǔ)、臺(tái)語(yǔ)以及什么語(yǔ)？ 答案： 肢體語(yǔ)言

69、灰姑娘的老爸老媽可能是誰(shuí)？ 答案： 白雪公主與包公

70、勞資爭(zhēng)議時(shí)，雇主應(yīng)該穿什么？答案： 防彈背心 英文謎語(yǔ)集選.What's the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space;the beginning of end, and the end of every place? 什么是永恒的開(kāi)始，是時(shí)間的結(jié)束，是結(jié)局的開(kāi)始，是每一個(gè)地方的結(jié)束? key: The letter “e”.字母 e, 看這四個(gè)單詞的結(jié)尾就明白了。2.With which hand do you write? 你用哪只手寫(xiě)字呢?

key: neither, I use a pen!都不用，我用筆

3.What man cannot live in a house? 什么人不能住在房子里? 謎語(yǔ)答案：snowman（雪人）4.What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers?

什么東西永遠(yuǎn)不問(wèn)問(wèn)題但是卻能得到很多答案? 謎語(yǔ)答案：dictionary（字典）

5.What question can you never answer “Yes” to? 什么問(wèn)題你永遠(yuǎn)也不能回答“是”

謎語(yǔ)答案：Are you dead?（你死了嗎?）

Are you asleep?(你睡著了嗎)6.Where does afternoon come before morning in the world？

世界上哪個(gè)地方下午比早上先到？ 答案：In the dictionary.在字典里。

7.What must you do before you return a book to the library? 把書(shū)換到圖書(shū)館之前你必須 做什么? key: borrow the book from library.答案：從圖書(shū)館借書(shū)

8.How many sides does a circle have?

一個(gè)圓有幾個(gè)面?

key: Two，the inside and the outside

答案：兩面，里面和外面

9.What tree is always very sad? 什么樹(shù)總是很傷心?

key: weeping willow 答案：垂柳.謎語(yǔ)解析： weeping willow的意思是垂柳，weeping是哭，willow是柳樹(shù)

10.When can you get water with a net? 什么時(shí)候你可以用網(wǎng)拿到水呢？

key: when water is turned into ice

答案：當(dāng)水變成冰的時(shí)候

11.Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? 為什么在愚人節(jié)人們都很累？

key: Because they have just had a long March.答案：因?yàn)樗麄儎傔^(guò)了長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的三月。March 三月;行軍.12.What is yours but is used by others more than by yourself?

什么東西是你的但是別人卻用的比你多?key: your name 答案：你的名字

13.What always goes up and never goes down? 什么東西永遠(yuǎn)只升不降

key: your age

答案：你的年齡

14.What will you break once you say it?

什么東西你說(shuō)出來(lái)就打破了它?

key: silence

答案：沉默

15.What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars?

哪個(gè)單詞即使是最好的學(xué)者來(lái)念都念錯(cuò)? key: wrong

答案：wrong(錯(cuò))16.What animal is taller sitting down than standing up? 什么動(dòng)物坐著比站著高?

key: A dog

答案：狗

17.Which can move faster，heat or cold？ 冷和熱誰(shuí)跑得快？

key: Heat，because you can catch cold．熱跑得快，因?yàn)槟阕返蒙侠洹?/p>

cold n．冷；感冒 catch cold追上冷；患感冒

18.What can you catch but cannot throw? 什么東西你能抓住但是不能扔掉?

key ：a cold

答案：感冒(catch a cold)，英文中感冒為catch a cold 19.What is full when it's used and empty when it's at rest?

什么東西在使用它的時(shí)候是滿(mǎn)的，在他休息的時(shí)候是空的 key：a shoe

鞋 20.What has teeth but cannot eat? 什么東西有牙齒卻不能吃東西?

key：corn

玉米

21.What goes through a door but never comes in or goes out?

什么東西穿過(guò)門(mén)，但是從來(lái)也沒(méi)有進(jìn)去或者出來(lái)?

key: keyhole

答案：鎖眼 22.What weather do mice and rats fear?(老鼠害怕什么天氣?)

答案：When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨)23.4個(gè)手指是four，那么4個(gè)彎的手指是什么?

答案：wonderful 謎語(yǔ)解析：彎的four

24.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea，what will it become？假如你把一塊石頭扔進(jìn)紅海，它會(huì)變得怎么樣？ 答案：Wet.會(huì)變濕。

經(jīng)典笑話(huà)

1、老師：

1、“有口皆碑，怎樣解釋?zhuān)俊?/p>

學(xué)生：“有口皆杯的意思，是說(shuō)：凡杯，都有口，如酒杯、茶杯等?！?/p>

2、語(yǔ)文老師看完一個(gè)學(xué)生的作文后，對(duì)他說(shuō)：“看著你的作文，怎么老讓人打瞌睡呢？” 他眨巴著眼睛說(shuō)：“那是我一邊打著哈欠，一邊寫(xiě)的呀！”

3、老師表?yè)P(yáng)了小強(qiáng)的作文，說(shuō)這篇作文在體裁方面特別好，要同學(xué)們向他學(xué)習(xí)。明明聽(tīng)了不服氣他說(shuō)：“這有什么了不起，準(zhǔn)是他爸爸教他的！” 老師問(wèn)：“小強(qiáng)的爸爸是干什么的？” 明明大聲回答：“裁縫！”

4、我有一個(gè)哥是醫(yī)學(xué)博士，過(guò)年回家，我弟一直站他后面，然后我就問(wèn)我弟：“你為啥站后面呢？”

他說(shuō)我這不體驗(yàn)一下博士后的感覺(jué)嘛

5、父親叫兒子打酒，兒子問(wèn)爸爸：“瓶子里不是還有嗎？” 爸爸搖搖頭說(shuō)：“太少了?！?/p>

幾分鐘后，兒子提著瓶子回來(lái)。爸爸接過(guò)酒瓶一看，愣住了，原來(lái)酒瓶里裝著大半瓶子石子。兒子得意洋洋地說(shuō)：“爸爸，您喝吧，烏鴉就是這樣喝水的?！?爸爸哭笑不得，道：“我兒這學(xué)是沒(méi)白上啊?！?/p>

6、兒子喜歡看電視上的體育節(jié)目，因此也了解了一些體育名詞。

一天，媽媽發(fā)現(xiàn)家里養(yǎng)的魚(yú)死了，兒子也湊過(guò)來(lái)看，對(duì)媽媽說(shuō)：“媽媽?zhuān)銊e傷心，魚(yú)沒(méi)死，它們?cè)诰氀鲇灸?！?/p>

7、上算術(shù)課的時(shí)候，老師問(wèn)低能兒阿呆道：“1+1等于多少？” 阿呆想了一想，回道：“老師！我不知道?！?/p>

老師怒了，說(shuō)：“你真是個(gè)飯桶！連這個(gè)題目也算不出來(lái)。我再問(wèn)你：譬如我加你是多少呢？”阿呆道：“這個(gè)我知道，兩個(gè)飯桶?！?/p>

8、英文女教師：“eye，是什么東西？” 學(xué)生：“不知道！”

英文女教師：“看我鼻子的兩邊是什么？”學(xué)生：“是雀斑！”

9、老師：“什么叫‘調(diào)虎離山’？”

學(xué)生：“譬如考試的時(shí)候，校長(zhǎng)忽然把老師從教室叫了出去，這就叫做‘調(diào)虎離山’。”

10、老師：“沒(méi)有牙齒的動(dòng)物，你們知道嗎？” 有一個(gè)學(xué)生忙問(wèn)：“人是動(dòng)物不是？” 老師：“是。”

那學(xué)生說(shuō)：“我鄰居家的王老太太，就是沒(méi)有牙齒的動(dòng)物?！?/p>

11、老師布置家庭作業(yè)，讓記錄下自己每天做的好人好事。

那天，我看見(jiàn)兒子的日記本上寫(xiě)著：“昨天我撿了一個(gè)大大的金元寶，足有二十斤重，我把它交給警察叔叔了。”

下面老師批語(yǔ)寫(xiě)著：請(qǐng)務(wù)必寫(xiě)清是“做夢(mèng)撿的”，那樣讓人讀起來(lái)就更加真實(shí)些。

12、大清早起來(lái)，在樓下看到一背著書(shū)包的小屁孩，在威脅一只狗：“叫，叫，再叫送你去上學(xué)”！13．有個(gè)朋友第一次勤工儉學(xué)在公園里賣(mài)冰棍，不好意思吆喝；這時(shí)候突然有一人在那里大喊：“賣(mài)冰棍兒~~~~賣(mài)冰棍兒~~”。那朋友一聽(tīng)，心里可高興了，就跟著喊：“我也是~~~~我也是~~~~”。14．螞蟻和大象結(jié)婚不久，大象就死了。螞蟻一邊埋大象，一邊痛哭：“親愛(ài)的，你怎么這么早去了，我這輩子不干別的，就埋你了！”-

15．某天考生物，其中有一題是看鳥(niǎo)的腿猜出鳥(niǎo)的名字。某生實(shí)在不懂，生氣的把卷子一撕準(zhǔn)備離開(kāi)考場(chǎng)。監(jiān)考老師很生氣于是問(wèn)他：“你是哪班的，叫什么名字？”某生把褲腿一掀，說(shuō)：“你猜啊你猜啊?！?

16．醫(yī)生問(wèn)病人是怎么骨折的，答：我覺(jué)得鞋里有沙子，就扶著電線(xiàn)桿抖鞋，我抖啊抖......有個(gè)人以為我觸電了，便抄起木棒給了我兩棒子。-

17．某人在精神病院實(shí)習(xí)，忽一神經(jīng)病患者手持一把菜刀向他追來(lái)，這人轉(zhuǎn)頭就跑，直到跑到一條死胡同，心想這下完了，那個(gè)病人說(shuō)：給你刀，該你追我了。

18、小外甥去喝喜酒，看我一個(gè)人在家又不會(huì)做飯，他說(shuō)：“舅，我給你打包帶點(diǎn)菜回來(lái)吧！” 我感動(dòng)地說(shuō)：“不用了，這多難為情！”

他為了照顧我“面子問(wèn)題”說(shuō)了句話(huà)讓我瞬間崩潰：“沒(méi)關(guān)系，如果別人問(wèn)起來(lái)我就說(shuō)是帶給我家狗吃的！”-

小學(xué)英語(yǔ)語(yǔ)法口訣

1.have/has 的用法

have/has 表?yè)碛校阌形矣写蠹矣?；兩種形式有不同，男他女她動(dòng)物它，張三李四單個(gè)他，has 與之緊相伴；其他形式都跟 have。簡(jiǎn)單規(guī)則記心上，記心上。2.Be 動(dòng)詞的用法

我用am，你用are，is連接他，她，它。

單數(shù)名詞用is，復(fù)數(shù)名詞全用are變疑問(wèn)，往前提，句末問(wèn)號(hào)莫丟棄。變否定更容易，be后not莫忘記。疑問(wèn)否定任你變，句首大寫(xiě)莫遲疑。3.疑問(wèn)詞的用法

疑問(wèn)詞放句首，what 什么；where 哪里；when 問(wèn)時(shí)間；how 怎樣；要問(wèn)原因?yàn)槭裁?，why 放句首就可以；疑問(wèn)句有點(diǎn)難，勤做筆記多思考，遇問(wèn)題別著急，先思考來(lái)后提問(wèn)。

4.人稱(chēng)代詞的用法

I 是我；you 是你；he，she，it 他她它；I 的復(fù)數(shù)是個(gè) we；you 的復(fù)數(shù)還是 you；男他女她動(dòng)物它，張三李四單個(gè)他，他們的復(fù)數(shù)都是 they；簡(jiǎn)單口訣要牢記，要牢記。

5、現(xiàn)在進(jìn)行時(shí)用法

主語(yǔ)在句首，am, is, are跟在后，現(xiàn)在分詞跟著走，其他成分不可丟。表示動(dòng)作正進(jìn)行，句中now時(shí)間定。一般問(wèn)句，把be提到句前去。否定句式也簡(jiǎn)單，be后只把not添。

6、特殊疑問(wèn)句用法

What用途廣，要問(wèn)“什么”它當(dāng)先。（What’s this?）How開(kāi)頭來(lái)“問(wèn)安”。(How are you?)Who問(wèn)“誰(shuí)”。（Who’s that man?）“誰(shuí)的”Whose來(lái)承擔(dān)。（Whose eraser is this?）詢(xún)問(wèn)“某地”用Where。（Where is her cat?）“哪一個(gè)”Which句首站。（Which one?）

7、動(dòng)詞加-s或-es方法歌訣

動(dòng)詞三單現(xiàn)在式，一般詞尾加-s。s, x, ch, sh在詞尾，直接加上-es。詞尾若是字母o，加上-es不用愁。“輔音字母+y“來(lái)結(jié)尾，變y為i是正規(guī)。-es后邊緊跟隨，study→studies看明白。

8、祈使句用法

祈使句，祈使句，請(qǐng)求、命令或建議。主語(yǔ)是you常省去，動(dòng)詞原形開(kāi)頭記。否定形式要注意，句首要把Don’t加。要講客氣用please，句首句末沒(méi)關(guān)系。

9、過(guò)去式之歌

標(biāo)準(zhǔn)過(guò)去加-ed，少量不規(guī)則分別記，Am、is對(duì)was，二人稱(chēng)復(fù)數(shù)are變were，Have、has用had，do和does變did。

10、規(guī)則動(dòng)詞過(guò)去式構(gòu)成方法口訣

過(guò)去式構(gòu)成有方法，一般詞尾把-ed加。如果詞尾有個(gè)e，直接加d就可以。

“輔音字母+y”在詞尾，變y為i加ed。“一輔重閉”作尾巴，雙寫(xiě)之后-ed加。

11、There be句型用法口訣

There be句型有特點(diǎn)，主語(yǔ)放在be后邊。主語(yǔ)單數(shù)用is，復(fù)數(shù)主語(yǔ)要用are。變否定，很簡(jiǎn)單，be后要把not添。變問(wèn)句也不難，把be提到there前。

肯定句中用some，否定/疑問(wèn)要用any換。

12、人稱(chēng)代詞用法歌

人稱(chēng)代詞分兩格，主格賓格來(lái)分說(shuō)。主格用來(lái)作主語(yǔ)，賓語(yǔ)用的是賓格。人稱(chēng)代詞都有數(shù)，單數(shù)復(fù)數(shù)莫用誤。

13、人稱(chēng)代詞主格趣記歌

我是I，你是you。還有三個(gè)不用整。另用he，也用she，it指物要明白。

以上說(shuō)的是單數(shù)，還有we, you加上they。

14、變一般疑問(wèn)句口訣

（一）can、be、do、does在前

（二）第一（人稱(chēng)）變第二（人稱(chēng)）

（三）末尾用問(wèn)號(hào)，語(yǔ)調(diào)用升調(diào)

（四）有some變any

15、否定句口訣之一

（一）can、be、do、does后面not添

（二）有some變any

16、人稱(chēng)代詞主格賓格之歌

I 是主格 me 是賓，請(qǐng)你一定記在心；主格用在動(dòng)詞前，動(dòng)詞介詞后用賓。you 是主格，也是賓，； he 是主格 him 是賓，she 是主格 her 是賓，it 是主格，也是賓，we 是主格 us 是賓，you 是主格，也是賓，they 是主格 them 是賓，

第四篇：英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

Brainteasers stories 1 The Two Presidents The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States had the same mother and the same father, but were not brothers.How could this be so?(They were the same man.Grover Cleve-land(1837~1908)格羅弗.克利夫蘭 served two terms as president of the United States, but the terms were not consecutive.He was president from 1885 to 1889 and from 1893 to 1897.)

2.What’s Wrong with the Radio?

A young girl was listening to the radio.Suddenly it went off for a minute and then came back on again.There was nothing wrong with the radio or with the program transmission from the radio station轉(zhuǎn)播臺(tái).She did not touch the radio controls按鈕.Why did it go off and on?(The girl was listening to the radio in her father’s car.The car drove through a tunnel and reception was temporarily interrupted.)

3.The Man in the Bar A man walked into a bar and asked the barman for a glass of water.They had never met before.The barman pulled a gun from under the counter and pointed it at the man.The man said “Thank you” and walked out.Why should that be so?(The man had hiccups打嗝.The barman recognized this from his speech and drew the gun to give the man a shock.It worked and cured the hiccups, so the man was grateful(and no longer needed the water.)

4.The Last Message 遺言

A man was found shot dead in his study.He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand.There was a cassette recorder on his desk.When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard, “I can’t go on.I have nothing to live for毫無(wú)牽掛.”Then there was the sound of a gunshot.How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered?(The cassette had started at the beginning of the man’s utterance.Who could have rewound it?)

5.Playing Tennis Two men were playing tennis.They played five sets and each man won three sets.How did they do this?(The two men were partners playing doubles.)

6.Growing Younger

Ben was 20 years old in 1980 but only 15 years old in 1985.How come?(Ben was born in the year 2000B.C.So in 1985 B.C.he was 15 and in 1980B.C.he was 20.7.Fishing Rod James ordered a fishing rod, priced at $3.56.Unfortunately, James is an Eskimo who lives in a very remote part of Greenland and the import rules there forbid any package longer than 4 feet to be imported.The fishing rod was 4 feet and 1 inch, just a little too long, so how can the fishing rod

be mailed to James without breaking the rules? Ideally 完美主義者James would like the fishing rod to arrive in one piece!(Insert the fishing rod into a box which measures 4 feet on all sides, the fishing rod will fit within the diagonal 對(duì)角線(xiàn) of the box with room to spare.)

8.Letter and Square位置

Here is a word, it goes like this.The letter M comes before B.E is before R and after B.U is after N.B is in the No.four square before E.Do you know the word?(Number)

9.Days of the Week Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday or Sunday?(Yesterday, today, tomorrow)

10.Invisible apple There are 20 people in an empty square room.Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body or moving in any way(other than eyes.)Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?(Place the apple on one person’s head.)

11.Ancient Invention There is an ancient invention still used in many parts of the world today that allows people so see through walls.What is it?(window)

12.Look at the Photo A man remembered the question he once pursued, when he looked at the photo and sighed, “Neither brothers nor sisters I have, but the father of this man was the son of my father.” Who was the person in the photo?(The man on the photo was his son.)

13.How Many People

On the way to the bank, Mr.Green met three of his friends.Each of them had his wife with him and each of the ladies had two babies in her arms… How many people are going to the bank?(Only Mr.Green, the other people may not be going to the bank.)

14.How to New York?

It usually takes a man two days to travel from San Francisco to New York by car.But Mr.Black left San Francisco on Friday and arrives on the same Friday.How could he do it?(He took a plane.)Keep from Drowning

Imagine you’re about to take a bath in a sound proof bathroom.There are no windows.There’s only one door, and it locks automatically from outside when shut.You shut the door, turn on the water in the bathtub.Suddenly you discover something wrong with the faucets.(水龍頭)You can’t turn off the water!What to do? If you call for help no one will hear you because of the soundproof walls.You can’t get out because the door is locked from the outside.How can you keep from drowning?(Pull out of the stopper of the drain.拔排水孔的塞子)

16.The Blood on the Roof

Tissue dropped in with his friend, Jack, to find him sleeping on the couch with the TV turned on.He saw fresh blood on the ceiling above his head, and checked with Jack(after waking him)to make sure everything was OK.Everything was, indeed, fine.Why was Jack’s blood on the ceiling, but nowhere else?(Jack had swatted a mosquito that had bitten him while he attempted to get some sleep.)

17.A Doctor and a Bus Driver

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah.The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week.Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples.Why?(An apple a day keeps the doctor away!)

18.The Dirt in Hole

How much dirt is in a round hole that is 9 feet deep with a diameter of a3 feet?

Hint: You don’t have to do any math to get the answer.Just use your head!(None.You make a hole by digging out the dirt, so the hole is empty.)

19.The Girl in One-way Street A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn’t break the law.How come?(She was walking.)

20.Death in a Field A man is lying dead in a field.Next to him is an unopened package.There is no other creature in the field.How did he die?(The man had jumped from a place, but his parachute had failed to open.It was the unopened package by his side.)

21.The Goal, Carrot and Scarf

Five pieces of coal, a carrot, and a scarf are lying on the lawn.Nobody put them on the lawn, but there is a perfectly logical reason for their being there.What is it?(They were used by children who made a snowman.The snow has now melted.)

22.The Magician and Children

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water.His record was 6 minutes.A kid that was listening said, “That’s nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!” The magician told the kid if he could do that, he’d give him $10000.The kid did it and won the money.Can you figure out how?(The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.)

23Electric Trains

An electric train is traveling northwest at 95 miles per hour, and the wind is blowing southwest at 95 miles per hour.In which direction does the smoke blow?(There isn’t any smoke.It’s an electric train.)

24.A House in Forest Hiking in the mountains, you walk past a large field and camp a few miles farther on, at a stream.It snows in the night, and the next day you find a cabin in the field with two dead bodies inside.What happened? Variant wording: A cabin, on the side of a mountain, locked from the inside, is opened, and 30 people are found dead inside.They had plenty of food and water.What happened?(It’s the cabin of an airplane that crashed there because of the snowstorm.)小屋就是飛機(jī)的機(jī)艙。

25.The Ball Flies Back

How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if doesn’t hit anything, there is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it?(Throw the ball straight up in the air.)

26.The Blind Buys Sunglasses

There’s a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.By imitating the action of brushing one’s teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.Now, if there’s a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?(He opens his mouth and says: “I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses.”)

27.A Coin in Bottle

If you put a coin in an empty bottle and insert and a cork into the neck of the bottle, how could you remove the coin without taking the cork out or breaking the bottle?(Push the cork into the bottle and shake the coin out.)

28.The Fugitive in Theatre 劇場(chǎng)里的通緝犯

A man was on the run from the police.He was relaxing, watching a play in a crowded theatre.Suddenly he noticed that detectives were closing in on him from all directions and were covering

all exits.But finally, he did manage to escape from it.How did he escape?(The fugitive leapt up and shouted, “Fire, fire.” Pandemonium broke out and the audience all rushed for the exits.He easily escaped in the confusion.)

29.A Dog Was Crossing River

Jake was standing on one side of the river, and his dog Scruffy was standing on the other side.“Come on, Scruffy!Come, boy!” shouted Jake.Scruffy crossed the river, ran to Jake, and got a treat for a good dog.The amazing thing was that Scruffy didn’t even get wet!

How did Scruffy do that?

30.Go To the Movies with Friends

If you go to the movies and you’re paying this, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?(It’s cheaper to take two friends at the same time.In this case, you would only be buying three tickets, whereas if you take the same friend twice you are buying four tickets.)

31.The Height of Tree

A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years.How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?(9 years)

32.Weightlifting Bird舉重的鳥(niǎo)

What bird can lift the heaviest weight?(crane)

33.The Longest Word in the English What is the longest word in the English language?(Smiles.There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.)

34.Name 1.What do you call a fish with no eyes? 2.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 3.What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?(1.fsh

2.No idea.3.Still no diea.35.What word? There is a common English word that in nine letters long.Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word-----from nine letters right down to single letter.What is the original word and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?(The base word is Startling—starting---staring----string---sting---sing----sin----in---I.36.20 and 22 Why is 2 times 10 the same as 2 times 11?(乘以)(Because 2 times 10 is twenty and 2 times 11 is twenty-two.(twenty, too.)

37.A Word of Three Letters I know a word of three letters, add two and fewer there will be?(fewer)

38.Family Sport Three brothers share a family sport: A non-stop marathon.The oldest one is fat the short;And trudges slowly on;The middle brother’s tall and slim;And keeps a steady pace;The youngest runs just like the wind;Speeding through the race.“He’s young in years, we let him run,” The other brothers say, “Cause though he’s surely number one.He’s second, in a way.” Why?(The hands on a clock hour, minute, and second.)

39.Below the Shining Moon 沐浴在月光之下

Down below the shining moon.Around the trees, a sacred gloom, Running with the midnight sky, Knowing the thing that makes you cry, Night is full with my essence, Eternal light betrays my presence, Soaring through my endless task, Shadows are my faithful mask, Who am I ? 我沐浴在月光之下，一種神圣的陰霾的籠罩著樹(shù)林，我與午夜的天空賽跑，我知道讓你哭喊的事物，黑夜中，我無(wú)處不在，而永久的光明忽視了我的存在，我在沒(méi)有盡頭的任務(wù)中翱翔，影子是我忠實(shí)的面具，你能猜到我是什么嗎？（darkness）

40.Never Get Me Back I can run swiftly and silently when you want me to stay still, I can move slowly and cautiously and am yours to fill.You look at me often and yet you always forget me, I am the most feared killer, yet you can’t live without me.Sometimes you have me for all to spare, Yet when you need me, I am not there.You can waste me, or cherish me, you choose the track, But once you’re done you can never get me back.Who am I? 當(dāng)你想要我停留的時(shí)候，我靜靜地飛快流逝； 如果你想把我填滿(mǎn)，我走得又很緩慢二謹(jǐn)慎。你經(jīng)常看見(jiàn)我，卻有總是忘記我。

我是最恐怖的殺手，但是你不能沒(méi)有我。有時(shí)你有了我，就省掉一切，但是你需要我的時(shí)候，我卻不在你的身邊。

你可以把我浪費(fèi)，也可以對(duì)我倍加珍惜，這是你的選擇。但是你放棄了我，就再也無(wú)法把我找回。猜一猜，我究竟是誰(shuí)呢？（Time）

41.I am Slim and Tall I am slim and tall, Many find me desirable and appealing.很有吸引力

They touch me and I give a false good feeling.虛幻的美妙感覺(jué) Once I shine in splendor，But only once and then no more.For many I am “to die for”.他們會(huì)為我獻(xiàn)身 What am i?(cigarette)

42.Some Houses There was a green house, Inside the green house there was a white house, Inside the red house there was a red house, Inside the red house there were lots of babies.What am I ?

(A watermelon)

第五篇：英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎：

1.What kind of table has no legs ?

timetable時(shí)間表

2.What has two legs but can’t walk ?

圓規(guī)compasses 筷子chopsticks 3.What is the worst weather for cats and mice?

When it's raining cats and dogs 下大雨 4.What star is not seen in the sky? Pop stars/popular stars 當(dāng)紅明星 5.What question can never be answered by “Yes”? Are you asleep? 6.What is taken from you before you get it ?

time

7.What is the smallest bridge in the world ? The bridge of a nose.鼻梁 8.What is the best and cheapest light ?

Sunlight 日光 9.What has a neck but no throat?

bottle 10.What letter is a question? Letter Y

1.From what number can you take half and leave nothing? 2.what two words have thousands of letters in them? 3.what 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away? 4.what kind of dog never bite? 5.where does afternoon always come before morning? 6what is pronounced like one letter, written with three letters, and belongs to all animals? 7.what number gets bigger when you turn it upside down? 【參考答案】 1,8 2,dictionary 3,sixth 4,hotdog 5,nowhere 6,eye 7,6

2.Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? 4.Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights? 6.What can pierce one's ears without a hole? 7.What's the longest word in the world? 8.Why does time fly? 9.Where can a dog get another tail? 10.what room has no walls, no doors, no windows and no one to live in? 11.Where does afternoon always come before morning? 【參考答案】

2.They don't want to be hot-dog.4、The cold war is over.6、Noice.7.Smiles.Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.8.To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.9.At a retail store.10.A mushroom 11.In a dictionary

1.What has four eyes but cannot see? 2.What do vampires do at midnight? 4.What can you catch but cannot throw? 5.What is deaf and dumb but always tells the truth? 7.What has a tongue but cannot talk? 10.What is yours but is used by others more than by yourself? 11.What goes through a door but never comes in or goes out? 13.What can go through water but never get wet? 14.What kind of leaves doesn’t fall in Autumn? 15.What kind of house weights least? 16.What kinds of keys are too large for your pocket? 17.Where do ghost like to swim? 18.Why did the ghost go to the astrologer? 19.Was Dracula ever married? 20.Why did the policeman arrest the ghost? 21.Why did the pickle close its eyes? 22.What starts with “e” ends with “e” and contains only one letter 23.If you were pushed down a flight of stairs, what would you fall against? 24.What has eyes but can't see 25.What has fingers but can't type? 26.What has ears but can't hear? 27.What has arms but can't hug? 28.What has a head and a foot but no body? 29.What has a mouth but never smiles? 30.What has a face but no head? 31.What has leaves but isn't a tree? 32.What has eyes but can't see? 33.What has legs but can't walk? 35.Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds.Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts.How many cigars will he be able to smoke? 36.If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room that contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first? 37.Make a five-letter word from these letters: H, I, J, K, L, M, N AND O

【參考答案】 1.Mississippi 2.Take a coffin break 4.A Cold 5.A mirror 7.A shoe 10.Your name 11.A keyhole 13.Sunlight 14.The leaves of the book 15.The lighthouse 16.Donkeys, monkeys, and turkeys 17.In the death see 18.Because he wants to see his horoscope 19.No, he was a bat-chelor 20.Because the ghost did not have a hunting licence.21.Because it sees the salad dressing.22.An envelope 23.Fall against your will 24.A potato 25.Gloves 26.Corn 27.Chair 28.Bed 29.River 30.Clock 31.Book 32.Potatoes 33.Table 35.6 36.The match of course!37.Water(H2O)

1.Have you heard the saying: what goes up must come down? Well what goes up and never goes down? 2.My thunder comes before my lightning.My lightning comes before my rain.My rain dries up all the land it touches.What am I? 3.You can see it, but you can't touch it.It may disappear, but has never really left you.It grows throughout the day.What is it? 4.What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters? 5.I have holes on the top and bottom.And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water.I have holes on my left and on my rig.What am I? 6.A word I know, six letters it contains, Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains.What is the word? 7.What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? 8.What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in? 9.Light as a feather, there is nothing in it;the strongest man can't hold it for much more than a minute? 10.What two words have the most letters in it? 【參考答案】 1.your age 2.I'm a Volcano（火山）3.shadow 4.Eat or Ate 5.a sponge（海綿）6.dozens 7.a river 8.a keyboard 9.breath 10.post office

1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? 2.Why is the letter E so important? 3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other? 4.What letter is an animal ? 5.What letter is a question? 6.Why is U the jolliest letter? 7.How do you feel today? 8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it? 9.Why do people wish for something they haven't got? 10.What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades? 11.What does everybody do at the same time? 12.What resembles half a pie? 13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? 14.When do people have two mouth? 15.Why do lions eat raw meat? 16.How many sides does a circle have? 17.What animal can jump as high as a tree? 18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest? 19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 21.If two's company and three's crowd,what's four and five? 22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why? 23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home.How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 24.What falls often but never gts hurt? 25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman's disguise? 26.Which month has 28 days? 27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too? 28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from? 29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why? 30.Why do giraffes have long neck? 31.How can you make 6 out of three 7's? 32.How can you make 6 out of three 5's? 33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8's? 34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S.in ten seconds? 35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be? 36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room? 37.How do you know policemen are strong ? 38.With which hand do you write? 39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?

【參考答案】

1.Because it makes fat fact!2.Because it's the begining of everything!3.Because there is love between them!4.It's the letter B!5.It's the letter Y!6.Because it's in the midst of fun!7.With my hands ,of course!8.Take a longer rope and compare with it!9.What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!10.He didn't cheat!11.Grow old!12.The other half!13.Santa Claus 圣誕老人

14.When there's two of them 有兩個(gè)人時(shí)!15.They don't know how to cook 他們不知道如何烹飪!16.Two.The inside and the outside!17.All animals,for trees can't jump!18.Sleep at night!19.At the bottom!20.Wet!21.Nine!22.They planted peech trees!23.He walked in the other direction!24.Snowflakes!25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!26.Every month has at least 28 days!27.One's appetite!28.From a hen!29.He fell off the last step!30.Because their heads are far from their bodies!31.easy.7-7/7=6!32.easy.5+5/5=6!33.easy.8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!34.Washinton,D.C.!35.The police officer was a lady!36.Because it can't see both sides at once.37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!38.Neither.I use a pen!39.Borrow the book from library.英語(yǔ)單詞變換：

要求去掉括號(hào)內(nèi)單詞中的一個(gè)字母，使其成為一個(gè)新的單詞完成句子。1.Let's go to school by_______(busy)2.Where are Tom and Tim_____?(know)3.Thank you______much!(every)4.It's time_______breakfast,children.(four)5.May I have a look at your new_______?(open)6.Miss Wang has a lovely black_____(coat)7.______English teacher is from Canada.(hour)8.---Where's my new kite?---It's_______the wall.(one)Answer：

1.Bus 2.Now 3.Very 4.For 5.Pen 6.Cat 7.Our 8.On

填入一個(gè)單詞，使整首詩(shī)意思完整。____ is greater than God.____ is more evil than the Devil.The poor have ____.The rich need ____.If you eat ____, you will die.Yes, the key is “ nothing”.Nothing is greater than God.Nothing is more evil than the Devil.The poor have nothing.The rich need nothing.If you eat nothing, you will die.(1)聯(lián)合國(guó)的英文縮寫(xiě)：

(2)中華人民共和國(guó)的英文縮寫(xiě)：(3)英國(guó)的英文縮寫(xiě)：(4)美國(guó)的英文縮寫(xiě)：

(1)UN(2)PRC(3)UK(4)U.S.A.說(shuō)出下列類(lèi)型的單詞，看誰(shuí)說(shuō)得多： 1.學(xué)習(xí)用品： 2.顏色： 3.動(dòng)物： 4.水果： 5.Body: 6.Fruit: 7.Food: