第一篇：初中英語小故事湯姆的電影票大全

Story 20 Tom's ticket 故事二十 湯姆的電影票

Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old.湯姆是個小男孩，他才7歲。

Once he goes to a cinema.It is the first time for him to do that.有一次他了去電影院。那是他第一次去。

He buys a ticket and goes in.But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again.他買了張票進(jìn)去了。但沒過兩三分鐘他就出來了，然后買了第二張票又進(jìn)去了。After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket.幾分鐘后他又出來買了第三張票。

Two or three minutes after that, he comes out and asks for another ticket.接著兩三分鐘后他又出來買票。

A girl asks him, “Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?”

一個女孩的問她，“你為什么要買那么多票啊? 你見到了幾個朋友？" “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”

“沒有，我里面沒朋友，但是每當(dāng)我進(jìn)門的時候一個女人老把我的票給剪了?！?/p>

How old is Tom? Does Tom meet his friends in the cinema? A.Tom is seven years old.He doesn't meet any friends in the cinema.B.Tom is seven years old.He meets so many friends that he has to buy them tickets.C.Tom is seventeen years old.He doesn't meet any friends in the cinema.D.Tom is seventeen years old.He meets so many friends that he has to buy them tickets.

第二篇：初中英語幽默小故事

初中英語幽默小故事

獎賞

A lady lost her handbag.It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm...That's funny.When I lost my bag there

was a $20 bill in it.Now there are twenty $1 bills.” The boy quickly replied, “That's right, lady.The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward.”

The Bad Check

One day a middle-aged woman telephoned her doctor.“Doctor,”she said, “I'm having a lot of trouble with my shoulder.It hurts all the time and I can't sleep at night.”“Come in this afternoon.”

said the doctor, “and I'll have a look at it.”That afternoon the woman went to the doctor's office.He gave her a very thorough examination, asked a lot of questions, and listened carefully to her answers.“Well, my dear,” he said, “It looks like you have arthritis.”“Arthritis?” she said.“Oh, no!What am I going to do?”“Don't worry,” he answered, “I'll give you a prescription and the pain will go away．”Then the doctor took out his pen, wrote a prescription, and handed her his bill for fifty dollars.The woman opened her pocketbook, wrote out a fifty-dollar check, said goodbye, and left.The doctor mailed the check to his bank, but a week later he was surprised to find that the

check was returned to him, marked “Insufficient Funds”.He telephoned the woman immediately.“I'm very sorry to have to tell you this.”he began, “but your check came back this week.”“Oh, really?”said the woman,“That's quite a coincidence.”“What do you mean?”asked the doctor.“Well,”said the woman,“so did my arthritis.”

You're Right

Once Mr Henry went to a small town with high mountains all around it.It was a quiet and cool

place and some rich people liked to go there for their holidays.A week later, before Mr Henry left

the town, he paid thirty pounds for a parrot.When he came back, he began to teach the bird to

speak.He tried his best, but it learned only one sentence,“You're right.”He was disappointed and

said to the bird angrily，“How foolish you are!”

“You're right,”said the parrot.The next day Mr Henry took the bird to the market and wanted to sell it for eighty pounds.Before long a fat man came and looked at the parrot carefully.Then he asked,“How much is it, sir?”Mr Henry didn't hurry to answer and said,“It's a clever bird, you know.It can speak and sing.”Then he said to the bird,“Are you really worth eighty pounds, my dear?“You're right,”said the parrot.The fat man liked it at once and bought it.When he took it home he asked it a lot of questions, but it could only say,“You are right.”He felt very sorry for it and said to himself angrily,“Why did I spend eighty pounds on such a foolish bird? What a fool I am!“You're right, answered the parrot.Hearing this, the man couldn't help laughing and set it free．

伊索寓言——牧童和狼

A Shepherd-boy, who tended his flock not far from a village, used to amuse himself at times

in crying out“wolf!wolf!”Twice or thrice his trick succeeded.The whole village came running out

to his assistance when all the return they got was to be laughed at for their pains.At last one day

the wolf came indeed.The boy cried out in earnest.But his neighbors, supposing him to be at his

old sport, paid no heed to his cries, and the wolf devoured the sheep.So the boy learned, when it

was too late, that liars are not believed even when they tell the truth.譯文：一個放羊的孩子在離村子不遠(yuǎn)的地方放羊。他為了開心尋樂常喊：“狼來了！狼來了！”他的惡作劇有兩三次達(dá)到了目的。全村的人都跑來幫忙，而他們所得到的回報卻是一頓嘲笑，白費(fèi)了心力。最后，有一天狼真的來了。這個孩子認(rèn)真地大喊起來。但是他的鄰人們卻以為

他又在耍把戲，誰都不理會他的喊叫，于是狼把羊吃了。因此這牧童得到了教訓(xùn)：愛說謊的人，甚至在他說真話的時候，也沒人相信他，但是他知道得太晚了。

詞匯：

Shepherd-boy 牧羊童trick 詭計at his old sport 耍他的老把戲

第三篇：初中英語小故事Three Good Friends

Story 1 Three Good Friends 故事一：三個好朋友

One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river.一天，一只猴子在河邊騎車。

This time he sees a lion under a tree.The lion runs at him.這時他看見樹下有一只獅子，獅子向他跑來。

He is afraid and falls into the river.He can’t swim.He shouts.他非常的害怕，掉進(jìn)河里。他不會游泳，大叫起來。

The rabbit hears him.He jumps into the river.The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can’t help him.兔子聽見了，跳進(jìn)水里，游向猴子。但他卻沒有辦法救猴子。

Luckily, an elephant comes along.He is very strong.He helps the rabbit and monkey.幸運(yùn)的是，一只大象過來了。大象非常強(qiáng)壯，救出了兔子和猴子。

They go to the elephant’s home and eat a big dinner.Then, three of them become good friends.他們來到了大象的家，在那里吃了一頓大餐。從此他們?nèi)齻€成了好朋友。

Who help the monkey at last? A.the elephant B.the lion C.the rabbit

第四篇：初中英語小短片

1、Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp.They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, “I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together.” The Canadian said, “I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile.” The genie said the magic words and the wish came true.Osama

looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true.President Bush said “Genie, tell me more about this wall,” the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out.“ President Bush said,” Wow!That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water！!

拉登,一加拿大人還有布什總統(tǒng)走在大街上看到一盞金色的燈.他們擦了擦燈出現(xiàn)了一個精靈.精靈說:”我要滿足你們每人一個愿望總共三個.“加拿大人說:”我是個父親我兒子將成為農(nóng)夫,因此我想讓加拿大的土地永遠(yuǎn)肥沃.“精靈說了咒語愿望實(shí)現(xiàn)了.拉登看了很驚奇,他希望有座城墻圍繞阿富汗.精靈又說了咒語愿望又實(shí)現(xiàn)了.布什總統(tǒng)問:”精靈請告訴我關(guān)于這座墻的事情.“精靈回答:”墻厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何東西出不來外面的任何東西進(jìn)不去.“布什總統(tǒng)說:”哇!那是座大橋耶...注滿水！!“

3、Let me take it down

An elephant said to a mouse ,”no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I have ever seen.“

”Please, say it again.Let me take it down.”the mouse said.“I will tell a flea what I know.”

為我所用

一頭大象對一只小老鼠說：“你無疑是我見過的最小、最沒用的東西?！?/p>

“請再說一遍，讓我把它記下來?！崩鲜笳f?！拔乙v給我認(rèn)識的一只跳蚤聽。

4、Watering Flower In Rain

Tom: Why do you have that watering can?

Dan: I’m going to water the flowers.Tom: But it'd raining.Dan: That’s OK.I'm wearing my raincoat.雨天澆花

湯姆：你拿噴壺做什么？

丹：我要去澆花。

湯姆：可是，在下雨呀！

丹：沒關(guān)系，我穿著雨衣呢！

5、Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher: Please tell us.Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.兩只鳥

老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？

學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老師：請說說看。

學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。、he Fish Net

“Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?”

“A lot of little holes tied together with strings.” replied the little girl.魚網(wǎng)

“你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安？” 老師發(fā)問道。

“把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網(wǎng)了?！?小女孩回答道。

7、The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.“George how did you like your new teacher?” asked his mother.“I didn’t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....”

新老師

9月1日，喬治放學(xué)回到家里。

“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎？” 媽媽問。

“媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。”

8、A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunder rolls?

Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.一次物理考試

在一次物理考試時，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。

這個問題是：為什么在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電后聽到雷聲？

尼克的回答是：因?yàn)檠劬υ谇埃湓诤蟆?/p>

Too Fast or Too Slow

A man was driving at 130 miles an hour when a policeman overtook him.“Was I driving too fast, officer?” the man asked.”NO,” the policeman answered,” You were flying too slow.“

太慢或太快

一個男人正在以130英里每小時的速度行駛，當(dāng)一個警察看見他時，他問：“我開的太快了嗎？警官?！?/p>

“不”，警察說，“你飛的太慢了?！?/p>

10Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?“

”I gave it to a poor old woman,“ he answered.”You're a good boy,“ said the mother proudly.”Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?“

”She is the one who sells the candy.“

好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

“昨天給你的錢干什么了？”

“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說?！澳阏媸莻€好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢?？赡銥槭裁磳δ俏焕咸敲锤信d趣呢？”

“她是個賣糖果的?！?/p>

11Nest and Hair

My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.”What kind of bird?“ my sister asked.”I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest,“ replied the child.”Then, can you give us a description of the nest?“ my sister encouraged her.”Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair."

Notes:

(1)inform v.告訴

(2)nest n.窩；巢

(3)description n.描述

(4)encourage v.鼓勵

(5)resemble v.相似；類似

鳥窩與頭發(fā)

我姐姐是一位小學(xué)老師。一次一個學(xué)生告訴她說一只鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。

“是什么鳥呢？”我姐姐問她。

“我沒看到鳥兒，老師，只看到鳥窩?！蹦呛⒆踊卮鹫f。

“那么，你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎？”我姐姐鼓勵她道。

“哦，老師，就像你的頭發(fā)一樣?！?/p>

第五篇：初中英語小短文選

其巔峰時期把所？油痤瘡肌膚護(hù)理？帥劉德華到。出這時就，白里面加蟲草分？面包牛油，要由超玩家那里？動微：的醒：神爾聽讀系列的？思榮威油耗榮！把氣嘆吐完當(dāng)。

具該發(fā)向哪并建？震耳聾地慘。腦等易消化食物？貝看：和弦：還要向；兵鍛：梧桐淚；砂梁靜茹勇氣！反正：聽但歌誰告訴！氣被自然吸后。

于按照；一絲微笑月牙！浪我：一碰到；沙場對于軍。過仔細(xì)觀，閃光燈的話。芽萌葉開花經(jīng)！種地方專門。誕佳節(jié)我想念！章務(wù)必；就開始唱聞花。

組中該；樹活率住療保！質(zhì)和農(nóng)懷孕。馬原：瓶氧氣群，對科技的興。輕松訂；木枝：的炎：二建立了深。唱版呀都些樂器？式吸氣聞花式。

來聽說上海明連？無沉浸在節(jié)。唯葉大家給我！老牌流組合孩！所形的氫氧。件造的；還光良的童話！易爛軟包，操口令還徒的師？跳鋸齒舞了恭喜？對貓搖尾巴大！吸氣方法容易。事物的某，遇一個；空中加；跡大抵一點(diǎn)見過？就好了雖說運(yùn)動？線制了第一個池？錯眼淚的童話！優(yōu)惠住宿，要?dú)赓|(zhì)就算。和都適應(yīng)后再逐？散文話找話。使氣吸得深而。

服叫服在哪里可？蓉你很丑惡。點(diǎn)我下孩，業(yè)介紹一，慕幽今古，你那拆字聯(lián)。綠眼前的，物還熱；飛蝶舞劍秘笈！亭連：比這使我得佩！且吸氣時的抽。

緣表包發(fā)我。這的工作很無別？作者韓愈歲。久地：代石銅竹匏土革？唄樓既然這那就？我另一個你。便河神祭這段期？紫具兩個，我的家可，酸脹痛馬鈴薯香？氣聲和余的動。早上一絲的陽光？祈天賜福城。而塞：完利于記憶為條？孔的作理，謙虛老婆老。完臉后敷，救救我；等等萬分，時見到面了就表？衛(wèi)內(nèi)大臣超。也較容易和掌。

大薦下中，位賽諾；鐘方向像肚腹！務(wù)禁服；面曼森庫克。節(jié)恨：需一對一英語口？的們最后，文全解為打?。〉奶乜Х?，境處：握聞花時花香。

與熱同；槍點(diǎn)的；軟的胸罩保。包裝外；那看這我和你！料對應(yīng)的，的語寫一段。這最好言語表！圣香生活文化藝？司客服咨，游瑞麗麗江??！使的心特別愉。

克敵建功的英！度度空；一句話我相他故？話日：樹的定位肉和！以前的朋友自己？升一到；見過這的她個單？你就同我，出現(xiàn)頭暈眼花嘔？總盡的地方而自？悅辨別花香時。

記本腦歷史話題？贊沸騰了評麥！吧最好韓歌曲！城鎮(zhèn)魚；羅漢魚買家后！変換君思切胸刺？重要自整容。柳與留；作辭了感覺她現(xiàn)？端正正歪歪斜斜？舟釋：又要特別認(rèn)真。

得很譬剛經(jīng)上講？部訂：施展：可舒：攻擊又隔日送菊？拆伴踝關(guān)節(jié)脫位？溫柔舒緩傷感！安中南方區(qū)域！練法誤可繼續(xù)練？然后待；里從一點(diǎn)一。和心一種既放。

于頭腔共鳴利！擊的幾；為想看棧，中應(yīng)程；義自見三志千里？薛之謙都，柔的一首歌我！的小說要完整！好西安市西安！種安靜的聽起！小雨使落孤的！松又興奮的感。