第一篇：四人英語話劇劇本《新梁祝外傳》(搞笑版)
《新梁祝外傳》
L:梁山伯
Z:祝英臺(tái) M:馬文才
旁： 英母
英父
(1)《take me to your heart》
旁白：at airport zhuyingtai is going to study English in American,liangshanbo see her off.（機(jī)場(chǎng)送別）
梁: Yingtai，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！
Z祝: I love you, too!Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo 抱走，走出幾步回頭再抱
祝：this time I really should be going.依依不舍
旁：when zhuyingtai study in American,their parents are planing to take her to marriage Mawencai But now liangshanbo don't know anything……..英母：darling darling。。（拉住英父）
英父： 怒氣轉(zhuǎn)身
No matter you Say what is useless.The child's wedding could not be so hasty.英母：but dearling ,Mrs Ma was so cool and was born noble family, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage.And……..被B打斷
英父： I told you many times, Now is a new era of reform and opening-up.we could not decide the yingtai”s wedding.英母：darling….The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death.But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known that he is so handsome.The furthest distance in the world Is not when I stand in front of you,Yet you can not see his love to yingtai.馬文才上，拿折扇，音樂《非》起
馬：I love yingtai so much.It's doesn't matter if you see me or not, I'm standing right there with no emotion.It's doesn't matter if you love me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change.Let me embrace you or let me live in your heart to eternity, silence love ,calmness joy.英母：oh。That was you.come in.sit down please!
馬：uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles of maotai , three Benz and a big house In the seaside and so on.I hope you will like them!If you promise the wedding,I will feel beyond happy.母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be your , you is so handsome.打斷
父：大怒指著馬）NO way!馬：that’s why?
英父：since you asked sincerely,let me tell you gennerously.Do you know who is張國榮, who is張曼玉 , 馬：I don’t know.英父：do you know who is cristiano ronaldo, who is yao Ming, who is Tom cruise，馬：I don’t know.英父：do you still know who I am and who you are now.馬：I don’t know.英父：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing?（轉(zhuǎn)向英母）You ask me to Take yingtai to marry him how I can trust?
英母：I have no words.馬：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollar and presents.父：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….（逐漸反應(yīng)過味來）OK OK You give me 3 million dollar and yingtai belong to you 掏出鋼筆來準(zhǔn)備簽字
旁：a week later zhuyingtai call liangshanbo from American一周以后，祝英臺(tái)從美國打來越洋電話。
梁: Oh, honey, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Are you listening to me?
祝: Listen, Liang Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you’d better find a better girl.梁: What? Pardon?
祝: Because I’ll get married.My parents had taken me to marry Ma Wencai
He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong.And he is good at 葵花寶典。I love his money and I love his body.梁: What are you talking about? You wait and see.I’ll give you some color to see see.祝：shanbo, If life deceives you, don't be sad, do not impatient!believe me.Everything is rapidly, everything will pass, But the past of, will become a kind of memory.梁：FUCK you。I’ll kill you!I will kill you in America!
祝: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha your English is so terrible
旁：liangshanbo can’t face the reality what zhuyingtai give up him,and in order to kill zhuyingtai, he decided to improve their Enlish and went to American.everyday he always remind heself that he he have a dream.。
梁：today, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident;that all men are created equal.I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.旁：a year later,liangshanbo found zhuyingtai in American
梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know that who I am.I’m here to
kill you.祝: Liang….shanbo.Oh, Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.M: You!Get out of here.梁: You!Get out of here!
馬: OK you are stronger than me.I get out of here now!
祝: Please don’t go.Just stay, please.He’ll kill me.馬: I know!But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..祝: You told me you were good at 葵花寶典?
馬: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花寶典.I’m just good at 新華字典。
祝: Oh, you are a big liar.Just get out of here！(to Liang Shanbo)Oh, darling, you must kill me?
梁: Yes, I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.祝: When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever.Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo..梁: No way!Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll kill you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.祝: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years.That man is you, The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing)
梁: you must be kidding me
祝: Please believe in me, you know I love you.I love you just like laoshu ai dami.I want to marry you.梁: Really? 祝: Oh, of course.Please don’t kill me??！
梁: To kill or not to kill is a question.my god.Who can tell me?
第二篇：四人英語話劇劇本 《新梁祝外傳》(搞笑版)
四人英語話劇劇本 《新梁祝外傳》（搞笑版）
L:梁山伯 Z:祝英臺(tái) M:馬文才 X:馬文才老婆
A：旁白
A: It is said that liangshanbo and zhuyingtai came together to the Ningbo university, a famous university in the world, to study English three years ago.Liangshanbo have a passion for English and learned oral English from Professor Zhou.Liangshanbo is especially good at imitating Martin Luther King's speech（L:“I have a dream ”）, Zhuyingtai has a wish to go abroad and dream that she can be The BBC Present in the future.（Z“this is BBC?.）,finally, zhuyingtai was admitted to Columbia University for the high TOEFL and GRE scores.On the day, Zhuyingtai departure, liangshanbo saw her off in the Lishe airport of Ningbo.(梁?！√崆?L: Yingtai，take care of yourself without me.I love you so much and I’ll miss you everyday！Z: I love you, too!Shanbo, I only love you in this wild world.I’ll marry you as soon as I am back.Wait for me just for two years.L: OK, darling ,I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side.Please wait for me honey.A：A month later, Liangshanbo called back from Ningbo??“寧波打的電話暫時(shí)無法接通””the number you have dialed is busying now”
L：what’s wrong? I worry about my dear.Maybe she has no money to use, even affording the phone charge.Let me try again.At this time??(婚紗店)L: Oh, Sweetie, fortunately I get touch with you , How are you my dear.I miss you so much, miss you every minute, every second.What are you doing now? ……Are you listening to me, my darling? Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo.I’m sorry to tell you that I loved you before, But I think you’d better find a better girl.L: What? Are you kidding??? Why? Z: Because I’ll get married.L: Married ? to who? Z: To 英俊瀟灑，風(fēng)流倜儻，玉樹臨風(fēng)的Ma Wencai.He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than 都教授.And he is good at 葵花寶典。I love his money and I love his body.L: What the hell you talking about? Are you crazy, You wait and see.I’ll give you two some color to see see.I’ll kill you!I will kill you in America!Z: America? You can come to America? Hahaha,…..your poor English.A：Lovers of betrayal for no reason deeply hurt the fragile heart of Liangshanbo that he made serious oath: he would kill Zhu Ying Tai otherwise he won't be a guy in the world.So come back to NBU to learn the TOEFL and GRE.In order to be able to kill over the ocean Lovers, he remind himself every day that he has a dream.L: I tell you, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.A：A year later, Liang also came to the United States, looking for the whereabouts of the Zhu.In the streets of New York ,he found his lover Zhu Yingtai, She and Ma Wencai were just at the moment of lovey-dovey.L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Remember me ?.I’m here to kill you.Z: Liang…liang.shanbo.Oh, Wencai.He is crazy now.He will kill me.M: who are you ? L: who the hell are you? M: You!Get out of here.L: You!Get out of here!Z: liang shanbo, I persuade you to go as soon as you can ,because my dear wencai is good at 葵花寶典.L;葵花寶典? I am afraid of nothing, whatever葵花寶典 or新華字典.Come on!馬文才此時(shí)害怕，躲到祝英臺(tái)身后。突然，電話鈴響。M: take it easy.(走至角落)Hello
X: where are you? What are you doing ?with whom? M: oh darling.I’m studying in the library.I’m busy now , I will call you later.此時(shí)，許可從文才背后出現(xiàn)，揪住耳朵質(zhì)問?? X: you are studying? I track you all this morning!Z： wencai, who is this woman? M: em X: I’m his wife, who are you? Z: Ma wencai!M: Sorry zhu yingtai, I lied to you.I have married already and I love my wife.I can’t leave my family and go with you.I’m so sorry!Z: sorry your sister, you are a big cheater!(打馬文才)X: stop!(推開祝英臺(tái))I look down upon the kind of girl like you.what a sick litter three.Don’t contact my husband anymore.(轉(zhuǎn)臉面對(duì)馬文才)you!go home with me!(拎走馬文才)祝英臺(tái)傷心落淚，轉(zhuǎn)身面對(duì)梁山伯。
Z: Oh, darling, you must kill me? I know I was wrong.L: I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.Z: When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever.Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo.Please?? L: No way!Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.Z: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I could meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I would say ten thousand years.And that man is you.The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you！Z: Please, you know I love you.I love you just like laoshu ai dami.I want to marry you.L: HeHe Really? Z: Oh, of course.Please don’t kill me??！L: To kill or not to killthat is a question.I don’t know.Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands.Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?(to kill)
L: You hear.I ‘m sorry.But don’t worry , I’ll go to heaven together with you.Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden L：（殺了祝英臺(tái)）yingtai, our love has been broken in this real world, I hope we can restart in the heaven.Yingtai, you are not alone, I’m coming!(自殺)旁白：從此，梁山伯與祝英臺(tái)化為蝴蝶相親相愛。
男：So boys, study hard in English from now on , English is important in competing nowadays.女：And girls, please don’t trust in 高富帥，合：Then lovers are able to be together in the life, not need to become two butterflies.Thank you~
第三篇：四人英語話劇劇本《新梁祝外傳》(搞笑版)
Take Me to Your Heart
Action
（一）旁白：At the airport, Zhu Yingtai is going to study English in America,Liang Shanbo was seeing her off.（機(jī)場(chǎng)送別）
梁:Yingtai，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.祝:I love you, too!Don’t worry.Shanbo.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝:I’ll kiss you from the other side.(抱走，走出幾步回頭再抱)
祝：This time I really should go
Action
（二）旁：When Zhu Yingtai is studying in America ,her parents are planing to marry her to Mawencai，but liangshanbo doesn't know it…
英母：darlingdarling…
（拉住英父）
英父：(怒氣轉(zhuǎn)身)No matter what you say is useless.The child's wedding can not be so hasty.英母：But dearling, Mr.Ma is so handsome and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage.And…(被父親打斷)
英父：I have told you many times, it is a new era of reform and opening-up now.We could not decide the wedding of our child.英母：Darling….The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death.But when I am standing in front of you, yet you do not know that Ma Wencai is so handsome.(馬文才上，拿折扇，音樂《非》起)
馬：I love Yingtai so much.It doesn't matter if you accept me or not.It doesn't matter if she loves me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change.英母：Oh, Wencai，you are coming，sit down please!
馬：Uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles ofMaotai ,three Benz and I have a big house and so on.I hope you will like them!If you promise the wedding, I will feel beyond happy.母 ：There is no doubt that Yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome.（被父親打斷）
父：(大怒指著馬）NO way!
馬：Why?
英父：Since you asked me so sincerely,let me tell you.Do you know who is張國榮 and who is Yaoming? And who is Du Minjun? 馬：En,…I don’t know.英父：Do you still know who I am and who you are?
馬：…I don’t know.英父：What do you think of yourself? You even know nothing about modern society！（轉(zhuǎn)向英母）You ask me to marry our daughter to him, how can I trust him?
英母：…I have nothing to say...馬：But, aunt has accepted my 3 million dollars and presents.父：Money ？You think money can buy everything? True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollars… only 3 million dollars….（逐漸反應(yīng)過味來）OK,you give me 3 million dollars and I will marry Yingtai to you(掏出鋼筆來準(zhǔn)備簽字)
Action(三)
旁：A week later, Zhu Yingtai calls Liang Shanbo from America.(一周以后，祝英臺(tái)從美國打來越洋電話。)
梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much
祝: Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I love you.But I think you had better find another girl.梁: What?Pardon?
祝: Because I’ll get married.My parents wanted me to marry Ma Wencai.He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong.And he is good at 葵花寶典。I love his money as well as his charming appearance.梁: What are you talking about? I’ll give you some color to see see.祝：Shanbo, If life deceives you, don't be sad, don’t be impatient, believe me.Everything will go well, everything will pass by.梁：FUCK you.I’ll kill you!I will go to America to kill you!
祝: America? You can come to America? Haha, your English is so terrible.旁:Liang Shanbo can’t face the reality that Zhu Yingtai gives up him,and in order to kill zhuyingtai, he decides to improve his English and go to America.Everyday, he reminds himself that he has a dream.梁：Today, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America.It is a dream that deeply roots in my heart, in my heart.Action
（四）旁：A year later,liang Shanbo found Zhu Yingtai in America.梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know who I am.I’m here to kill you.祝: Liang….Shanbo.（轉(zhuǎn)向馬文才）Oh, Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.馬: You!Get out of here.梁: You!Get out of here!
旁：Looking at Liang Shanbo, such a strong man he is.Ma Wencai thinks twice and finally decides to leave
.馬: OK you are stronger than me.I will get out of here right now!
祝: Please don’t go.Just stay, please.He will kill me.馬: I know!But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..祝: You have told me that you are good at 葵花寶典?
馬: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花寶典.I’m just good at 新華字典
祝: Oh, you are a big liar.Just get out of here！(to Liang Shanbo)Oh, darling, you must kill me?
梁: Yes, I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.祝:Do you still remember when we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you would love me forever.Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo.梁: No way!Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll kill you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.祝: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I could meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years.That man is you, The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing)
梁:You must be kidding me！
祝: Please believe me, you know I love you.I love you just like Lao Shu ai Da Mi.I want to marry you.梁: Really?
祝: Oh, of course.Please don’t kill me??！
梁: To kill or not to kill that is a question.My god, who can tell me?
第四篇：英語話劇《新梁祝外傳》劇本
中英文雙語話劇《新梁祝外傳》劇本
簡(jiǎn)歷封面
旁白：話說梁山伯和祝英臺(tái)三年前一同來到剛剛成立的武漢新東方書院學(xué)習(xí)英語。梁山伯酷愛口語師從口語老師鄧大付學(xué)習(xí)美國口語，尤其擅長(zhǎng)模仿馬丁&am#8226;路德&am#8226;金的演講。（旁白暫停，鄧英文“Ihaveadream”）。祝英臺(tái)一心夢(mèng)想出國，夢(mèng)想有朝一日成為C主持人
（旁白暫停，祝英文“thisiC….）最終祝英臺(tái)以托福和GRE高分的成績(jī)被哥倫比亞大學(xué)錄取。在祝英臺(tái)臨走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河機(jī)場(chǎng)與祝英臺(tái)纏綿告別。L:Yingtai，IloveyousomuchandI’llmiyousomuch.！
Z:Iloveyou,too!Don’tworry.ShaoIonlyloveyouinthiswildworld.I’llmarryyouaoonasI’mback.Waitformejustfortwoyears.L:I’llkiyouacrothePacificOcean.Z:I’llkiyoufromtheotherside.Waitforme.BoBo
旁白：一周以后，祝英臺(tái)從美國打來越洋電話。
L:Oh,Sweetie,YintaiImiyousomuch,miyoueveryminuteeverysecond.Ohmydear.Areyoulisteningtome?
Z:Listen,LiangShao.I’mcallingtotellyouthatIlovedyou.ButIthinkyou’dbetterfindabettergirl.L:What?Pardon?
Z:BecauseI’llgetmarried.L:Married?towho?
Z:To英俊瀟灑風(fēng)流倜儻玉樹臨風(fēng)的MaWencai..Heiohandsome.Sorich,evenricherthanYuMinhong.Andheisgoodat葵花寶典。IlovehismoneyandIlovehiody.L:Whatareyoutalkingabout?Youwaitandsee.I’llgiveyousomecolortoseesee.I’llkillyou!IwillkillyouinAmerica!
Z:America?YoucancometoAmerica?Hahahaha
旁白：祝英臺(tái)的無端背叛深深傷害了梁山伯脆弱的心靈，他發(fā)下毒誓：不殺祝英臺(tái)誓不為人。于是重新來到新東方書院學(xué)習(xí)托福和ＧＲＥ。當(dāng)然他沒有忘記用老生證可以優(yōu)惠20塊錢。為了能飛越重洋去殺掉祝英臺(tái)，他每天提醒自己有一個(gè)夢(mèng)想。
Isaytoyoutoday,myfriends,soeventhoughwefacethedifficultiesoftodayandtomorrow,Istillhaveadream.ItisadreamdeeplyrootedintheAmericandream.Ihaveadreamthatonedaythiationwillriseupandlivesoutthetruemeaningofitscreed: Weholdthesetruthstobeself-evident;thatallmenarecreatedequal.IhaveadreamthatonedayIwillkillZhuYingtairightinAmerica.Itisadreamthatdeeplyrootedinmyheart.Inmyheart.旁白：一年之后，梁山伯也來到了美國，四處尋找祝英臺(tái)的下落。終于在紐約街頭找到他當(dāng)年的愛人祝英臺(tái)，而她正和馬文才卿卿我我。
L:ZhuYingtai,longtimenosee,huh?WhoamI?I’mLiangShao.I’mheretokillyou.Z:Liang….shao.Oh,Wencai.Heiscrazy.Hewillkillme.M:You!Getoutofhere.L:You!Getoutofhere!
M:電話來了。Hello,I’minwuhan.OkokI’llcomerightnow
Z:Pleasedon’tgo.Juststay,please.He’llkillme.M:Iknow!ButifIstay,he’llkillmebytheway..Z:Youtoldmeyouweregoodat葵花寶典?
M:Sorry,I’mnotgoodat葵花寶典.I’mjustgoodat新華字典。
Z:Oh,youliar.Justgetoutofhere！(toLiangShao)Oh,darling,youmustkillme?
L:Yes,Ihaveto.BecauseIhateyoumorethanIcaay.Z:(sing)Whenwewereyoung,welistenedtotheMP三
第五篇：四人英語搞笑話劇劇本
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie
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