第一篇：中英文雙語話劇《新梁祝外傳》劇本

中英文雙語話劇《新梁祝外傳》劇本

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旁白：話說梁山伯和祝英臺三年前一同來到剛剛成立的武漢新東方學(xué)習(xí)英語。梁山伯酷愛口語，尤其擅長模仿馬丁?路德?金的演講。（旁白暫停，梁英文“I have a dream ”）。祝英臺一心夢想出國，夢想有朝一日成為BBC主持人。（旁白暫停，祝英文“this is BBC….）最終祝英臺以托福和GRE高分的成績被哥倫比亞大學(xué)錄取。在祝英臺臨走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河機(jī)場與祝英臺纏綿告別。

L: Yingtai，I love you so much and I?ll miss you so much.！

Z: I love you, too!Don?t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world.I?ll marry you as soon as I?m back.Wait for me just for two years.L: I?ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.Z: I?ll kiss you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo

旁白：一周以后，祝英臺從美國打來越洋電話。

L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Yingtai, Are you listening to me?

Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo.I?m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you?d better find a better girl.L: What? Pardon?

Z: Because I?ll get married.L: Married ? to who?

Z: To 英俊瀟灑風(fēng)流倜儻玉樹臨風(fēng)的Ma Wencai..He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than Yuminhong.And he is good at 葵花寶典。I love his money and I love his body.L: What are you talking about? You wait and see.I?ll give you some color to see see.I?ll kill you!I will kill you in America!

Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha,xi xi xi xi.旁白：祝英臺的無端背叛深深傷害了梁山伯脆弱的心靈，他發(fā)下毒誓：不殺祝英臺誓不為人。于是重新來到新東方書院學(xué)習(xí)托福和GRE。當(dāng)然他沒有忘記老生證可以優(yōu)惠20元。為了能飛越重洋去殺掉祝英臺，他每天提醒自己有一個(gè)夢想。

I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident;that all men are created equal.I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.旁白：一年之后，梁山伯也來到了美國，四處尋找祝英臺的下落。終于在紐約街頭找到他當(dāng)年的愛人祝英臺，而她正和馬文才卿卿我我。

L: A Zhu , long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I?m Liang Shanbo.I?m here to kill you.Z: Liang….shanbo.Oh, Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.M: You!Get out of here.L: You!Get out of here!

M: 電話來了。Hello, I?m in Jingzhou.Ok ok I?m coming,I?m coming right now.Z: Please don?t go.Just stay, please.He?ll kill me.M: I know!But if I save you, he?ll kill me by the way.Z: You told me you were good at 葵花寶典?

M: Sorry, I?m not good at 葵花寶典.I?m just good at 新華字典。

Z: Oh,you liar.Just get out of here！(to Liang Shanbo)Oh,darling, you must kill me?L: Yes, I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.Z:(sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said you?d love me forever.Don?t kill me,ok? Shanbo.I qiu qiu ni..L: No door!(sing)Where you go, whatever you say, I?ll be right here killing you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can?t love you, the only choice is to kill you.Z: 曾經(jīng)Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn?t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years.That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing)

L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you！

Z: Please, you know I love you.I love you just like 老鼠愛大米.I want to marry you.L: hehehe Really?

Z: Oh, of course.Please don?t kill me！！

L: To kill or not to kill is a question.I don?t know.Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands.（轉(zhuǎn)向觀眾）Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?

(to kill)

L: You hear this.I ?m sorry.But don?t worry , I? ll go to heaven together with you.Z: All right kill me, then we?ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden。

Z：（兩只蝴蝶旋律）（唱）親愛的你別殺我，殺了我你也沒有好結(jié)果。

L：（兩只蝴蝶旋律）（唱）親愛的我也不想殺，只是你不該拿我當(dāng)傻瓜。

Z：（兩只蝴蝶旋律）（唱）親愛的你慢慢飛這瓶毒藥能讓你沉醉，我和你生生世世翩翩飛。L：（兩只蝴蝶旋律）（唱）只怪那馬文才貪圖你貌美，請恕這一生來世再相會。（The end）

第二篇：中英文雙語話劇《新梁祝外傳》劇本

中英文雙語話劇《新梁祝外傳》劇本

旁白：話說梁山伯和祝英臺三年前一同來到剛剛成立的XX大學(xué)（XX大學(xué)的牌子過）學(xué)習(xí)英語。（L&Z拿著錄取通知書，展示給觀眾。群眾演員走過舞臺）兩人一件如故，再見傾情。經(jīng)過一個(gè)星期的磨磨蹭蹭，終于確立如膠似漆的情人關(guān)系。（你是風(fēng)兒我是沙的音樂響起）L: You are just like the wind。Z: And I am the 沙。

Together:we will纏纏綿綿繞天涯。

旁白：梁山伯，雖英語成績不好，考試不超過20分，但酷愛口語，尤其擅長模仿馬丁.路德.金的演講。（旁白暫停，L站起身，說英文“I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed ”路人甲舉著馬丁路德金的牌子經(jīng)過，L坐回凳子上。

（L&Z對視）Z（對L說）：山伯，你知道嗎，我一直都夢想出國，夢想有朝一日成為VOA主持人。（電視機(jī)道具+音樂背景，Z英文 “This is VOA special English ?.）L&Z起身，一起走下舞臺。

旁白：最終祝英臺以托福和GRE高分的成績被哥倫比亞大學(xué)錄取。（L&Z拖箱子，拿著哥倫比亞大學(xué)錄取通知書走上臺）（機(jī)場廣播音樂）+（黃花機(jī)場的牌子）

旁白：旅客們，請注意。從長沙開往紐約的航班0901號即將起飛，請需要登機(jī)的旅客馬上登機(jī)。

L: Yingtai, I love you and I’ll miss you everyday.！

Z: I love you, too!Don?t worry.Shanbo.You are the only one I loved in this wild world.I?ll marry you as soon as I?m back.Wait for me just for two years.L:（L向前一步走&唱出來)wherever you go ,whatever you do.I will be right here waiting for you.（Z向前一步，L&Z對視）.I?ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.Z: I?ll kiss you from the other side.Wait for me.Baby....（Z走下臺，L仍在臺上）旁白：一周以后，祝英臺從美國打來越洋電話。

L: Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, i miss you every minute every second.but baby.You dial me across the broad Pacific,it must cost you much money.I kown you miss me and....Z: Listen, Shanbo Liang.I?m calling just to tell you that you?d better find another better girl.We?re not suitable.L: What? Pardon? Z: I mean I?ll get married..L: Married ? Married who? Z:Obviously, is穿金戴玉、玉樹臨風(fēng)、風(fēng)流倜儻的Wencai Ma.He is so handsome, so rich, even richer than 比爾蓋茨.And he is good at 葵花寶典。I love his money and I love his body.馬文才出場+(韋小寶音樂)M：我，馬文才，不僅僅玉樹臨風(fēng)，風(fēng)流倜儻，同時(shí)我有廣闊的胸懷和強(qiáng)健的臂腕”(飄過)L: What are you talking about? I?ll give you some color to see see.I?ll kill you!I will kill you in America!Z: America? You can come to America? I still remember your English score had never over twenty.Hahahaha.（L傷心，手機(jī)掉地，啜泣著下臺+天空之城的音樂）

旁白：祝英臺的背叛深深傷害了梁山伯脆弱的心靈，他發(fā)下毒誓：不殺祝英臺誓不為人。于是重新來到新東方書院學(xué)習(xí)托福和ＧＲＥ。（L上場，拿一本新概念書）當(dāng)然他沒有忘記用老生證（L拿出老生證）可以優(yōu)惠20塊零二毛錢。他每天提醒自己有一個(gè)夢想。

I have a dream that one day I will kill Yingtai Zhu right in America.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.（搬座位上去）

旁白：一年之后，梁山伯利用考試作弊，收買考官（L坐到座位上，偷看他人試卷，老師發(fā)現(xiàn)后走到L旁邊，L抽出大把紅色鈔票給了老師）等等各種途徑終于通過托福和GRE考試，在因買牙刷抽獎(jiǎng)而獲得一張單程免費(fèi)機(jī)票的（一人舉牌子，寫上牙刷抽獎(jiǎng)活動。L抽出機(jī)票+中獎(jiǎng)音樂+L拿著機(jī)票，高興地繞場一圈），終于來到了美國。群眾演員上場。

旁白：在紐約華人街（有人舉著“華人街”的牌子走過）上，他找到了當(dāng)年的戀人祝英臺，看到她正在光天化日之下與馬文才卿卿我我。（馬文才接完電話，把電話仍給后面的跟班）Z：Wencai, tell me how much you love me? W:Oh,my dear.I love you so much that I even could die for you.Z: Darling.is it really?? L: Yingtai Zhu, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I?m Shanbo Liang.I?m here to kill you.Z: Liang….shanbo.Oh, Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.（音樂響起）L&M雙眼怒視，走一圈。M: You!Get out of here.L: You!Get out of here!（M害怕地退后一步）路人甲問L: What happened here? L: She used to be my(指著Z，思索一下未婚妻用英語怎么說)未婚妻, you know?（手機(jī)鈴聲響起）

馬文才的身后跟著兩個(gè)路人乙丙，乙手里拿著諾基亞，丙手里拿著摩托羅拉。兩種鈴聲一起響。跟班把手機(jī)遞給M，馬文才拿過兩個(gè)手機(jī)。（自由發(fā)揮）

M: Hello, I?m in New York.Ok ok I?ll come right now.The situation here is too bad.Z: Please don?t go.Just stay, please.He?ll kill me.M: I know!But if I stay, he?ll kill me by the way..Z: You told me you were good at 葵花寶典?（路人舉著“東方不敗”/“葵花寶典”的牌子路過。）

M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花寶典.I’m just good at 牛津字典。Z: But you said that you love me even can die for me just now.M: Oh, my poor girl.Don?t you know that human beings always say one thing, and do another? Especially, male person.Z: Oh, you liar.Just get out of here！(to L)Oh, darling...L: Get out.I hate you more than I can say.I have to kill you.Z: Remember when, I was young ,so you.you said you’d love me forever.Don’t kill me, OK? Shanbo.(唱出來)+（老鼠愛大米的音樂）I love you, loving you, just like mouse love rice.L: No door!(唱出來)Wherever you go, whatever you say, I?ll be right here killing you.Z: 曾經(jīng)Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years.That man is you.The only man I love in this wild world is you.(唱出來)Only you.....L: Hehehe Really? Z: Oh, of course.Please don?t kill me！！

L: To kill or not to kill.that is a question.Everybody here, please tell me to kill or not to kill?(觀眾齊聲說“kill”)Z: All right.Kill me, then we?ll become two beautiful butterflies.(唱出來)I believe we can fly,we ?re flying in the sky.Together: According to commom sense, that is our doomed destiny.《兩只蝴蝶》的歌?大家一起唱。

第三篇：英語話劇《新梁祝外傳》劇本

中英文雙語話劇《新梁祝外傳》劇本

簡歷封面

旁白：話說梁山伯和祝英臺三年前一同來到剛剛成立的武漢新東方書院學(xué)習(xí)英語。梁山伯酷愛口語師從口語老師鄧大付學(xué)習(xí)美國口語，尤其擅長模仿馬丁&am#8226;路德&am#8226;金的演講。（旁白暫停，鄧英文“Ihaveadream”）。祝英臺一心夢想出國，夢想有朝一日成為C主持人

（旁白暫停，祝英文“thisiC….）最終祝英臺以托福和GRE高分的成績被哥倫比亞大學(xué)錄取。在祝英臺臨走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河機(jī)場與祝英臺纏綿告別。L:Yingtai，IloveyousomuchandI’llmiyousomuch.！

Z:Iloveyou,too!Don’tworry.ShaoIonlyloveyouinthiswildworld.I’llmarryyouaoonasI’mback.Waitformejustfortwoyears.L:I’llkiyouacrothePacificOcean.Z:I’llkiyoufromtheotherside.Waitforme.BoBo

旁白：一周以后，祝英臺從美國打來越洋電話。

L:Oh,Sweetie,YintaiImiyousomuch,miyoueveryminuteeverysecond.Ohmydear.Areyoulisteningtome?

Z:Listen,LiangShao.I’mcallingtotellyouthatIlovedyou.ButIthinkyou’dbetterfindabettergirl.L:What?Pardon?

Z:BecauseI’llgetmarried.L:Married?towho?

Z:To英俊瀟灑風(fēng)流倜儻玉樹臨風(fēng)的MaWencai..Heiohandsome.Sorich,evenricherthanYuMinhong.Andheisgoodat葵花寶典。IlovehismoneyandIlovehiody.L:Whatareyoutalkingabout?Youwaitandsee.I’llgiveyousomecolortoseesee.I’llkillyou!IwillkillyouinAmerica!

Z:America?YoucancometoAmerica?Hahahaha

旁白：祝英臺的無端背叛深深傷害了梁山伯脆弱的心靈，他發(fā)下毒誓：不殺祝英臺誓不為人。于是重新來到新東方書院學(xué)習(xí)托福和ＧＲＥ。當(dāng)然他沒有忘記用老生證可以優(yōu)惠20塊錢。為了能飛越重洋去殺掉祝英臺，他每天提醒自己有一個(gè)夢想。

Isaytoyoutoday,myfriends,soeventhoughwefacethedifficultiesoftodayandtomorrow,Istillhaveadream.ItisadreamdeeplyrootedintheAmericandream.Ihaveadreamthatonedaythiationwillriseupandlivesoutthetruemeaningofitscreed:　Weholdthesetruthstobeself-evident;thatallmenarecreatedequal.IhaveadreamthatonedayIwillkillZhuYingtairightinAmerica.Itisadreamthatdeeplyrootedinmyheart.Inmyheart.旁白：一年之后，梁山伯也來到了美國，四處尋找祝英臺的下落。終于在紐約街頭找到他當(dāng)年的愛人祝英臺，而她正和馬文才卿卿我我。

L:ZhuYingtai,longtimenosee,huh?WhoamI?I’mLiangShao.I’mheretokillyou.Z:Liang….shao.Oh,Wencai.Heiscrazy.Hewillkillme.M:You!Getoutofhere.L:You!Getoutofhere!

M:電話來了。Hello,I’minwuhan.OkokI’llcomerightnow

Z:Pleasedon’tgo.Juststay,please.He’llkillme.M:Iknow!ButifIstay,he’llkillmebytheway..Z:Youtoldmeyouweregoodat葵花寶典?

M:Sorry,I’mnotgoodat葵花寶典.I’mjustgoodat新華字典。

Z:Oh,youliar.Justgetoutofhere！(toLiangShao)Oh,darling,youmustkillme?

L:Yes,Ihaveto.BecauseIhateyoumorethanIcaay.Z:(sing)Whenwewereyoung,welistenedtotheMP三

第四篇：大學(xué)生話劇劇本梁祝外傳

梁祝外傳(五人四幕)人物:1,梁山泊（簡稱梁）

2,祝英臺（簡稱祝）3,白骨精 4,趙云 5,超人 故事情節(jié)： 第一幕

一聲女性那個(gè)特有的尖叫“啊——————”

祝英臺忙沖上場，見場上的梁山泊捂著臉在哭泣（夸張點(diǎn)）忙問“梁兄，怎么了？” 梁哭訴道：“英臺，你說我招誰惹誰了，竟然有人來來如此殘忍的傷害我這個(gè)含蘊(yùn)文雅氣度非凡相貌非凡才華橫溢的中華好男兒。唉喲，我的臉啊！”

“Oh，my lady gaga.祝兄你咋成這樣了？” 祝英臺輕輕的把梁山泊的手從其臉上挪開，只見梁山泊的臉上不知被誰左臉寫了個(gè)灑，右臉寫了個(gè)瀟，瀟上還有一個(gè)叉，祝英臺哈哈大笑，梁山泊見自己的愛人如此的笑話自己。怒道：“你怎么。。我，我這個(gè)含蘊(yùn)文雅氣度非凡相貌非凡才華橫溢梁山泊去也！” 梁山泊到場邊帶上眼鏡拿起掃把，模仿哈利波特坐上飛下場。第二幕

祝英臺一曲悔意帶著顫音的《在那里》進(jìn)入觀眾視線

“在哪里，在哪里我都要找到你到你”

“梁兄，妹不再大笑江湖一笑而過你，無論你掉進(jìn)大海還是天上人間我都要找到你” 祝英臺深情地說表達(dá)，后唱：

“當(dāng)山峰沒有棱角的時(shí)候當(dāng)河水不在流的時(shí)候當(dāng)天地萬物化為虛有”

又深情地說：

“在那旭日陽剛那春天里我定會一把抓住你找到你深深的愛狠狠地吃了你”

“含蓄文雅氣度非凡相貌出眾才華橫溢百年難得一遇嘿嘿我的梁兄?！?/p>

這時(shí)白骨精飄上，白飄到祝英臺身前，祝英臺見面前有人，忙問：“這位美女請問你能看在我是柔弱無力手無寸鐵貌美如花花開正艷的美女的份上，告訴我剛剛才是否有一位含蘊(yùn)文雅氣度非凡相貌非凡才華橫溢的帥哥走過么？”

白問；“你是美女？有我美么？” 祝英臺道：“比你美一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)。”白骨精嗖地從身后拿出指甲刀指著梁問：“嗯？好大的膽子敢說有人比我美！你可知道我是誰？”梁道：“難道您老就是傳說中的——————修腳的！”白怒道：“what?你信不信我KO了你！” 祝英臺忙求饒道：“這，這位美若仙女散的花的修腳大姐，你念在俺年少無知心靈幼小眼睛四千多度近視的份上放了我吧！”白道：“好吧，就讓我們用最殘酷的方式?jīng)Q出勝負(fù)，”兩人同時(shí)把右手放在左腰旁，同時(shí)說：“石頭，剪刀，布！” 祝英臺勝，白說：“好吧，你勝了，再見！”白下場，馬上走到場邊是回頭說：“別想我??！” 祝英臺用白眼看他。。白在后場探出個(gè)頭來，說：“哦，忘了說，我就是貨真價(jià)實(shí)的白骨精白是白骨精的白骨是白骨精的。?！?祝英臺沖場下喝道：“下去，手下敗將！”

第三幕

祝向前走，遇見一帥哥。祝英臺見又有人忙問：“這位小帥哥請問你能看在我是一位柔弱無力手無寸鐵貌美如花花開正艷的美女的份上，告訴我剛剛才是否看到有一位含蘊(yùn)文雅氣度非凡相貌非凡才華橫溢的帥哥走過？” 趙云道：“含蘊(yùn)文雅氣度非凡相貌非凡才華橫溢的帥哥？那不就是我么？哎，人怕出名，豬怕壯。我的粉絲就是多??！為了社會的安定和諧，為了那些少女的幸福，我決定就接受你做我的壓寨夫人吧！” 祝英臺道：“真的呀！”趙云道：“蒸的？我還煮的呢，本將軍就是要娶你，本和同既日生效如假包換一年保修三年包換。品質(zhì)有保證?！?祝英臺道：“why？”趙云道：“因?yàn)樗?，科學(xué)道理！”梁道：“哦?！壁w云問：“小姐還有什么要問的么？”祝英臺問：“你剛才說你是將軍？那個(gè)將軍？”趙云道：“吾乃蜀國五虎上將常勝將軍常山趙子龍是也！還有問題么？” 祝英臺開始一邊摸自己的下巴一邊繞著圈走，數(shù)圈過后，趙云忍不住問：“干嘛呢，磨磨??？” 祝英臺繼續(xù)摸下巴道：“我還有一個(gè)問題?！?趙云探過頭來“恩？”“你媽貴姓??？”趙云道：“啊，我倒！”于是趙云搖搖晃晃的下場了，祝英臺若有所思的說：“哦，原來中國還有我倒這個(gè)復(fù)姓?。　边@時(shí)白骨精又探上來一個(gè)頭道：“他就是傳說中的趙云！”“那膩！”祝英臺驚嘆，“他不是趙子龍么？怎么變趙云了！我可是他的超級云粉啊！剛才竟然沒要簽名，哎遺撼吶！不過也還好，至少我知道了趙云他媽復(fù)姓我倒。呵呵！”

第四幕

祝英臺繼續(xù)走，兩仰天大喝：“梁兄，你究竟在哪？”祝英臺正當(dāng)傷心時(shí)，背后突然傳來梁山伯的聲音“英臺妹，我回來了”

祝英臺回頭一看真是自己想破頭的人梁山伯，又驚又喜—— 二人漫步（慢跑+游泳式），梁山伯與祝英臺手搭著手滿臉的激動！梁山伯剛放開祝英臺

“噼噼”兩耳光打在梁山伯臉上！

“嘔，我暈，英臺妹為，為什么嘛？”梁山伯莫名其妙地問 “快交待你臉是怎么好地？坦白從寬抗拒從嚴(yán)” 祝英臺審問道 “被富婆包了一夜她出錢給我整容整好——”祝英臺鄭重答

話還沒說完“噼噼”，祝英臺的耳光又要打來。

梁山伯忙舉起手投降“嘿嘿”笑著解釋道：“開玩笑開玩笑，像我長地這樣邊母豬都不要富婆怎么能看得上呢？”“我想也是，嘿嘿，老實(shí)交待” 祝英臺追問道

梁山伯像攙扶老佛爺似把祝英臺請坐在地上，促膝而談

“英臺妹，在我走時(shí)傷心至極，心如刀絞，萬念俱灰，萬感交集，生——” 還沒等梁山伯把話說完祝英臺就沒耐煩了，又做起打耳光的姿態(tài)嚇唬梁山伯。“再啰嗦小心我抽你哦！”

“直入話題直入話題，我在流浪時(shí)遇到了神醫(yī)華佗，他看我含蓄文雅氣度非凡相貌出眾才華橫溢百年難得一遇的罕世人才，于是——”

在二人談話間另一人上場了，超人用標(biāo)志性動作朝他們走來，“前面的可是梁山伯與祝英臺？”二人齊答：“是??！”超人從身后拿出一卷手紙（手紙上寫著圣旨二字），超人打開后發(fā)現(xiàn)反了，就小聲嘀咕了句：“什么素質(zhì)，圣旨都寫反了！”于是又調(diào)過來念道：“奉God承運(yùn)，奧巴馬詔曰：宣梁山伯與祝英臺進(jìn)宮與I一起過圣誕！欽賜！”“梁山伯，祝英臺，接旨吧！”梁山伯回頭問祝英臺“奧巴馬是什么品種的馬?。窟@么牛還懂得過圣誕！”祝英臺回答說：“管他什么馬，有端午節(jié)不過非過什么洋節(jié)的都不是什么好馬！沒事，不理他！我們走！”二人在《你是風(fēng)兒我是沙》的音樂中下場。剩下超人，超人若有所思的想了會，從另一邊下場了，嘴里念叨著：“原來奧巴馬不是好馬啊！”

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第五篇：四人英語話劇劇本《新梁祝外傳》(搞笑版)

Take Me to Your Heart

Action

（一）旁白：At the airport, Zhu Yingtai is going to study English in America,Liang Shanbo was seeing her off.（機(jī)場送別）

梁:Yingtai，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.祝:I love you, too!Don’t worry.Shanbo.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝:I’ll kiss you from the other side.(抱走，走出幾步回頭再抱)

祝：This time I really should go

Action

（二）旁：When Zhu Yingtai is studying in America ,her parents are planing to marry her to Mawencai，but liangshanbo doesn't know it…

英母：darlingdarling…

（拉住英父）

英父：(怒氣轉(zhuǎn)身)No matter what you say is useless.The child's wedding can not be so hasty.英母：But dearling, Mr.Ma is so handsome and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage.And…(被父親打斷)

英父：I have told you many times, it is a new era of reform and opening-up now.We could not decide the wedding of our child.英母：Darling….The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death.But when I am standing in front of you, yet you do not know that Ma Wencai is so handsome.(馬文才上，拿折扇，音樂《非》起)

馬：I love Yingtai so much.It doesn't matter if you accept me or not.It doesn't matter if she loves me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change.英母：Oh, Wencai，you are coming，sit down please!

馬：Uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles ofMaotai ,three Benz and I have a big house and so on.I hope you will like them!If you promise the wedding, I will feel beyond happy.母 ：There is no doubt that Yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome.（被父親打斷）

父：(大怒指著馬）NO way!

馬：Why?

英父：Since you asked me so sincerely,let me tell you.Do you know who is張國榮 and who is Yaoming? And who is Du Minjun? 馬：En,…I don’t know.英父：Do you still know who I am and who you are?

馬：…I don’t know.英父：What do you think of yourself? You even know nothing about modern society?。ㄞD(zhuǎn)向英母）You ask me to marry our daughter to him, how can I trust him?

英母：…I have nothing to say...馬：But, aunt has accepted my 3 million dollars and presents.父：Money ？You think money can buy everything? True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollars… only 3 million dollars….（逐漸反應(yīng)過味來）OK,you give me 3 million dollars and I will marry Yingtai to you(掏出鋼筆來準(zhǔn)備簽字)

Action(三)

旁：A week later, Zhu Yingtai calls Liang Shanbo from America.(一周以后，祝英臺從美國打來越洋電話。)

梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much

祝: Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I love you.But I think you had better find another girl.梁: What?Pardon?

祝: Because I’ll get married.My parents wanted me to marry Ma Wencai.He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong.And he is good at 葵花寶典。I love his money as well as his charming appearance.梁: What are you talking about? I’ll give you some color to see see.祝：Shanbo, If life deceives you, don't be sad, don’t be impatient, believe me.Everything will go well, everything will pass by.梁：FUCK you.I’ll kill you!I will go to America to kill you!

祝: America? You can come to America? Haha, your English is so terrible.旁:Liang Shanbo can’t face the reality that Zhu Yingtai gives up him,and in order to kill zhuyingtai, he decides to improve his English and go to America.Everyday, he reminds himself that he has a dream.梁：Today, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America.It is a dream that deeply roots in my heart, in my heart.Action

（四）旁：A year later,liang Shanbo found Zhu Yingtai in America.梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know who I am.I’m here to kill you.祝: Liang….Shanbo.（轉(zhuǎn)向馬文才）Oh, Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.馬: You!Get out of here.梁: You!Get out of here!

旁：Looking at Liang Shanbo, such a strong man he is.Ma Wencai thinks twice and finally decides to leave

.馬: OK you are stronger than me.I will get out of here right now!

祝: Please don’t go.Just stay, please.He will kill me.馬: I know!But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..祝: You have told me that you are good at 葵花寶典?

馬: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花寶典.I’m just good at 新華字典

祝: Oh, you are a big liar.Just get out of here！(to Liang Shanbo)Oh, darling, you must kill me?

梁: Yes, I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.祝:Do you still remember when we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you would love me forever.Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo.梁: No way!Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll kill you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.祝: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I could meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years.That man is you, The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing)

梁:You must be kidding me！

祝: Please believe me, you know I love you.I love you just like Lao Shu ai Da Mi.I want to marry you.梁: Really?

祝: Oh, of course.Please don’t kill me?。?/p>

梁: To kill or not to kill that is a question.My god, who can tell me?