第一篇：3分鐘英語(yǔ)演講故事

my chinese dream 我的中國(guó)夢(mèng) i am very glad to stand here to give thier a short speech.today my topic is that the youth are the future of motherland 很高興站在這里做這篇短小的演講，我演講的主題是青年是祖國(guó)的未來(lái)。

在準(zhǔn)備英語(yǔ)演講比賽的時(shí)候，我本想簡(jiǎn)單地從網(wǎng)上搜索一些文章作為我演講的內(nèi)容。我看過(guò)很多文章，有著名主持人的、北大教授的、大學(xué)生的，也有初中生的。但是看完之后，我放棄了當(dāng)初的想法，我甚至為當(dāng)初的想法感到有一些羞愧。因?yàn)榻裉煳艺驹谶@里向大家演講的主題，是一個(gè)莊重而嚴(yán)肅的主題；是一個(gè)充滿榮耀與自豪的主題；是每一個(gè)中華兒女共同期盼的主題。每個(gè)人都有屬于他們自己的中國(guó)夢(mèng)，而我，當(dāng)然也有一直縈繞在心懷只屬于我的中國(guó)夢(mèng)。

so what?s my chinese dream ? finally i will announce.we had learned a lot of knowledge and understood a lot of truth in the book.we had a basic concept to our country at that time.we know that our country is full of sunshine , and we are the future of our country, and our dreams are to be the hope of our motherland.我的中國(guó)夢(mèng)是什么樣的？先賣(mài)個(gè)關(guān)子。

記得剛剛上學(xué)那會(huì)兒，我們天真無(wú)邪。在課本里，我們學(xué)到了很多很多知識(shí)，也明白了很多很多道理，我們對(duì)祖國(guó)也有了一個(gè)最基本的概念。我們知道我們的祖國(guó)到處充滿陽(yáng)光，正在慢慢發(fā)展，而我們，就是祖國(guó)未來(lái)的花朵，未來(lái)的希望。我們夢(mèng)想將來(lái)能夠成為祖國(guó)的希望。

這，是我們最初的中國(guó)夢(mèng)。最真誠(chéng)的我們，最真誠(chéng)的夢(mèng)。

但是，不知道什么時(shí)候開(kāi)始，我們長(zhǎng)大了，生活似乎一下子變得和以前不太一樣了，與此同時(shí)，雖然我們很不想承認(rèn)但是卻又不得不承認(rèn)的是，我們的思想，我們的為人處世觀，我們對(duì)我們祖國(guó)的看法，也潛移默化中慢慢開(kāi)始了轉(zhuǎn)變。我們的社會(huì)變得到處充滿欺騙、冷漠、勾心斗角、壓力、腐敗、險(xiǎn)惡，我們變得暴躁，不冷靜，憤世嫉俗。我們的國(guó)家，似乎也開(kāi)始變得千瘡百孔。而好多我們親愛(ài)的祖國(guó)委以重任培養(yǎng)的青年學(xué)生們變得輕浮、急躁，更別提什么夢(mèng)想，什么中國(guó)夢(mèng)了？ are we sick, or is our dear motherland sick? 我很驚訝，當(dāng)大街上有老人摔倒，我們不敢再去扶起；我很難過(guò)，當(dāng)有人做了好事被報(bào)道，更多的人說(shuō)他做作；我很傷心，當(dāng)我看到我們眾多的青年人變得冷漠、市儈、欺詐以及缺乏理想。

到底是我們病了，還是我們親愛(ài)的祖國(guó)病了？ i dont want to talk about the construction of our country politics, and also speak impassioned speech on the diaoyu island event.i just want to appeal young people,showing the side of youth,good and confidence.we must learn to organize our own thoughts, correct our own concept, and change our direction to the right side in future life.china dream actually lies in our young generation, especially of the intellectuals.我的中國(guó)夢(mèng)，不想大談?wù)?，也不想?duì)釣魚(yú)島事件發(fā)表慷慨激昂的演講。我只想呼吁，呼吁我們年輕人，呼吁我們祖國(guó)的希望能夠?qū)⑽覀兊那啻阂幻?，將我們的善良一面，將我們的自信一面好好展現(xiàn)出來(lái)。我們要學(xué)會(huì)整理自己的思想，端正自己看問(wèn)題的觀念，擺正自己的人生方向。我們的中國(guó)夢(mèng)實(shí)際上正掌握在我們自己手上，掌握在我們年青一代，尤其是知識(shí)分子手上。也許，一個(gè)人，是渺小的；但是當(dāng)他和祖國(guó)聯(lián)系起來(lái)時(shí)，就是偉大的。也許，一個(gè)夢(mèng)想，是渺小的，但是當(dāng)它成為祖國(guó)的夢(mèng)想時(shí)，就是不可估量的。也許，我無(wú)法用自己一個(gè)人的力量撬起整個(gè)中國(guó)，但是我們千千萬(wàn)萬(wàn)年輕人一起為祖國(guó)的夢(mèng)想去奮斗時(shí)，我們的祖國(guó)就足以令世界顫抖、動(dòng)容。i dream to construct our beauty china with millions of young people who have the same dream.we do it without exaggeration but only with persistence.我夢(mèng)想和萬(wàn)千具有相同夢(mèng)想的年輕人去建設(shè)我們的美麗中國(guó)，沒(méi)有虛浮，只有執(zhí)著，只有奮斗，只有勇于擔(dān)當(dāng)。這就是我的中國(guó)夢(mèng)！that is my speech,thanks everyone.我的演講就到這里，謝謝大家。we are the world ,we are the future 世界是我們的，未來(lái)是我們的 someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”.i don?t know who wrote these words, but i?ve always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to be.we are all in the position of the farmers.if we plant a good seed ,we reap a good harvest.if we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at all.一些人說(shuō)?我們正在讀一本無(wú)窮的書(shū)中的第一章的第一節(jié)。?我不知道誰(shuí)寫(xiě)了這些話，但是我一直很喜歡它，因?yàn)樗嵝蚜宋遥覀兡軌騽?chuàng)造我們想要的未來(lái)。we are young.“how to spend the youth?” it is a meaningful question.to answer it, first i have to ask “what do you understand by the word youth?” youth is not a time of life, it?s a state of mind.it?s not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple knees.it?s the matter of the will.it?s the freshness of the deep spring of life.我們都是農(nóng)夫。如果我們播下好的種子，我們將會(huì)豐收。如果我們的種子很差，有很多草籽，收割的將是無(wú)用的莊稼。如果我們什么也不播種，什么收獲也沒(méi)有。youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity of the appetite , for adventure over the love of ease.this often exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of 20.nobody grows old merely by a number of years.we grow old by deserting our ideals.years wrinkle the skin , but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.worry , fear , self –distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust.我們是年輕的。?怎樣度過(guò)青春??這是個(gè)有意義的問(wèn)題。為了去回答它，我首先要問(wèn)?從‘青春’這個(gè)詞中你能理解到什么?? 青春不是人生的一個(gè)時(shí)期，而是精神的一種狀態(tài)。青春不是桃面、丹唇、柔膝，而是深沉的意志。青春是生命的深泉在涌流.whether 60 of 16 , there is in every human being ?s heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what?s next and the joy of the game of living.in the center of your heart and my heart there?s a wireless station : so long as it receives messages of beauty , hope ,cheer, courage and power from men and from the infinite, so long as you are young.a poet said “to see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour.several days ago, i had a chance to listen to a lecture.i learnt a lot there.i?d like to share it with all of you.let?s show our right palms.we can see three lines that show how our love.career and life is.i have a short line of life.what about yours? i wondered whether we could see our future in this way.well, let?s make a fist.where is our future? where is our love, career, and life? tell me.yeah, it is in our hands.it is held in ourselves.一位詩(shī)人說(shuō)?從一粒沙看世界，從一朵花看天堂，把無(wú)限放在你的手掌，永恒在一剎那里收藏?。幾天前，我有了一個(gè)聽(tīng)講座的機(jī)會(huì)，從中我學(xué)到了很多東西?，F(xiàn)在，我想把這些與大家共享。讓我們伸出右手，我們可以看到手掌中的展示我們的愛(ài)，事業(yè)和生活的三條線。我在生活方面這條線很短，那你們的呢?我想知道我們是否可以用這種辦法去看我們的未來(lái)。好的，讓我們一起握拳。我們的未來(lái)在哪兒?我們的愛(ài)、事業(yè)和生活在哪兒?告訴我!是的，它們就在我們的手中。它們被我們自己掌握著。we all want the future to be better than the past.but the future can go better itself.don?t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.from the past, we?ve learnt that the life is tough, but we are tougher.we?ve learnt that we can?t choose how we feel, but we can choose what篇二：3分鐘英語(yǔ)故事演講稿 a brother like that a brother like that a friend of mine named paul received an automobile from his brother as a christmas present.on christmas eve when paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it.is this your car, mister? he said.paul nodded.my brother gave it to me for christmas.the boy was astounded.you mean your brother gave it to you and it didn’t cost you nothing? boy, i wish...he hesitated.of course paul knew what he was going to wish for.he was going to wish he had a brother like that.but what the lad said jarred paul all the way down to his heels.i wish, the boy went on, that i could be a brother like that.paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, would you like to take a ride in my car? oh yes, id love that.after a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, mister, would you mind driving in front of my house? paul smiled a little.he thought he knew what the lad wanted.he wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile.but paul was wrong again.will you stop where those two steps are? the boy asked.there she is, buddy, just like i told you upstairs.his brother gave it to him for christmas and it didn’t cost him a cent.and some day im gonna give you one just like it...then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the christmas windows that ive been trying to tell you about.paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car.the shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride.that christmas eve, paul learned what jesus meant when he said: it is more blessed to give...內(nèi)容：

哥哥的心愿 圣誕節(jié)時(shí)，保羅的哥哥送他一輛新車。圣誕節(jié)當(dāng)天，保羅離開(kāi)辦公室時(shí)，一個(gè)男孩繞著那輛閃閃發(fā)亮的新車，十分贊嘆地問(wèn)：

先生，這是你的車？

保羅點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭：這是我哥哥送給我的圣誕節(jié)禮物。男孩滿臉驚訝，支支吾吾地說(shuō)：你是說(shuō)這是你哥送的禮物，沒(méi)花你一分錢(qián)？天哪，我真希望也能??

保羅當(dāng)然知道男孩他真想希望什么。他希望能有一個(gè)象那樣的哥哥。但是小男孩接下來(lái)說(shuō)的話卻完全出乎了保羅的意料。

我希望自己能成為送車給弟弟的哥哥。男孩繼續(xù)說(shuō)。

保羅驚愕地看著那男孩，沖口而出地說(shuō)：你要不要坐我的車去兜風(fēng)？

哦，當(dāng)然好了，我太想坐了！

車開(kāi)了一小段路后，那孩子轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)頭來(lái)，眼睛閃閃發(fā)亮，對(duì)我說(shuō)：先生，你能不能把車子開(kāi)到我家門(mén)前？

保羅微笑，他知道孩子想干什么。那男孩必定是要向鄰居炫耀，讓大家知道他坐了一部大轎車回家。但是這次保羅又猜錯(cuò)了。你能不能把車子停在那兩個(gè)臺(tái)階前？男孩要求道。

男孩跑上了階梯，過(guò)了一會(huì)兒保羅聽(tīng)到他回來(lái)了，但動(dòng)作似乎有些緩慢。原來(lái)把他跛腳的弟弟帶出來(lái)了，將他安置在第一個(gè)臺(tái)階上，緊緊地抱著他，指著那輛新車。

只聽(tīng)那男孩告訴弟弟：你看，這就是我剛才在樓上對(duì)你說(shuō)的那輛新車。這是保羅他哥哥送給他的哦！將來(lái)我也會(huì)送給你一輛像這樣的車，到那時(shí)候你就能自己去看那些在圣誕節(jié)時(shí)，掛窗口上的漂亮飾品了，就象我告訴過(guò)你的那樣。

保羅走下車子，把跛腳男孩抱到車子的前座。興奮得滿眼放光的哥哥也爬上車子，坐在弟弟的身旁。就這樣他們?nèi)碎_(kāi)始一次令人難忘的假日兜風(fēng)。

那個(gè)圣誕夜，保羅才真正體會(huì)主耶穌所說(shuō)的施比受更有福的道理。篇三：3-5分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿(30篇)最好英語(yǔ)演講稿匯總3——5分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿匯總（30篇）

六、周怡雪，19歲，上海 i believe in our future honorable judges, fellow students: good afternoon!recently, ther is a heated debate in our society.the college students are the beneficiaries of a rare privilege, who receive exceptional education at extraordinary places.but will we be able to face the challenge and support ourselves against all odds? will we be able to better the lives of others? will we be able to accept the responsibility of building the future of our country? the cynics say we care for nothing other than grades;and we neglect the need for character cultivation.but again, the cynics are wrong.we care deeply for each other, we cherish freedom, we treasure justice, and we seek truth.last week, thousands of my fellow students had their blood type tested in order to make a contribution for the children who suffer from blood cancer.as college students, we are adolescents at the critical turning point in our lives.we all face a fundamental choice: cynicism or faith, each will profoundly impact our future, or even the future of our country.i believe in all my fellow classmates.though we are still inexperienced and even a little bit childish.i believe that we have the courage and faith to meet any challenge and take on our responsibilities.we are preparing to assume new responsibilities and tasks, and to use the education we have received to make our world a better place.i believe in our future.我對(duì)未來(lái)充滿信心

尊敬的評(píng)委，各位同學(xué)：

下午好！

最近，社會(huì)上有一場(chǎng)很激烈的爭(zhēng)論。大學(xué)生是一種稀有特權(quán)的享有者，在很棒的地方接受高等教育。但是，我們能面對(duì)挑戰(zhàn)而無(wú)所畏懼嗎？我們能夠改善他人的生活嗎？我們能夠承擔(dān)建設(shè)祖國(guó)未來(lái)的重任嗎？

懷疑論者說(shuō)大學(xué)生是被寵壞的一代，一丁點(diǎn)挫折都受不了。但是他們錯(cuò)了，我所看到的大學(xué)生正在努力的學(xué)習(xí)獨(dú)立生活。我們互相幫助打掃衛(wèi)生，一起上街砍價(jià)購(gòu)物，一起參加兼職工作來(lái)賺零花錢(qián)。

懷疑論者說(shuō)我們除了成績(jī)什么都不關(guān)心，從而忽略了性格的培養(yǎng)。但是，他們又錯(cuò)了。我們彼此關(guān)心，我們向往自由，我們珍惜公正，我們追求真理。上個(gè)星期，很多我的同學(xué)去驗(yàn)血，為了給患血癌的孩子貢獻(xiàn)自己的力量。

作為大學(xué)生，我們是處在人生分水嶺的青年。我們都面臨一個(gè)重要的選擇：懷疑人生還是相信自己，每一種都會(huì)給我們的人生帶來(lái)重大的影響，甚至影響我們祖國(guó)的未來(lái)。我相信我們的同學(xué)們，雖然我們依然缺乏經(jīng)驗(yàn)，甚至有些志氣，但是我相信我們有勇氣和自信來(lái)面對(duì)生活的挑戰(zhàn)并承擔(dān)我們的責(zé)任。我們正努力準(zhǔn)備接受新的任務(wù)，用我們所學(xué)習(xí)的知識(shí)將世界變得更美好。我對(duì)我們的未來(lái)充滿信心。

大學(xué)生英語(yǔ)演講稿17 change the ingredients of your life

十七、王晨，20歲，安徽

change the ingredients of your life if kindness is added to a strange you will have a friend;but if hostility is added, you will have an enemy.if love is added to a pile of red bricks you will have a home, but if hatred is add to those bricks , you will have an concentration camp.so my dear friend, if faith, hope, love, endurance are added to your life, you will find the confidence to conquer your limitation and embrace new challenges.and hopefully with my speech included, you will have a fantastic speech contest.改變生活的味道

這是一杯白開(kāi)水，平淡無(wú)味，對(duì)吧？可是加上點(diǎn)糖呢，他嘗起來(lái)會(huì)有甜味；如果加的是蘇打水，味道就會(huì)變苦。人生同樣如此——個(gè)中滋味在于我們的選擇。

善待他人，你會(huì)擁有朋友；但如果充滿惡意，則會(huì)多個(gè)敵人。將愛(ài)賦予一堆紅磚，你會(huì)擁有一個(gè)家；用仇恨來(lái)澆鑄這堆紅磚，就會(huì)鑄成一座集中營(yíng)。

因此親愛(ài)的朋友們，不要抱怨人生乏味，世間無(wú)望。不喜歡生活的味道，那就換一換生活的調(diào)料吧！

三年前，我重達(dá)100多公斤，這給我?guī)?lái)了很多尷尬和挫折：體育課老是不及格，總被女孩們嘲笑，更不敢當(dāng)眾發(fā)表意見(jiàn)。幸而由于祖母的鼓勵(lì)，我不在消極人生，而是充滿自信。她曾經(jīng)說(shuō)過(guò)：“孩子，如果體形無(wú)法改變，為什么不把它看做自己獨(dú)特的風(fēng)格呢？” 我開(kāi)始這樣來(lái)審視人生，通過(guò)改變生活的視角，我信心大增地去改變我的人生，很快就發(fā)現(xiàn)一個(gè)嶄新的世界。

朋友們，將信念，希望，愛(ài)意和忍性溶入生命，你就會(huì)找到自信，克服缺點(diǎn)，迎接人生新的挑戰(zhàn)。最后我的演講包括在內(nèi)，希望你會(huì)看到一場(chǎng)精彩的演講比賽。

大學(xué)生英語(yǔ)演講稿16

十六、楊穎，21歲，海南 when two cultures meet, there may be things in one culture, which do not fit into the tradition of the other.when this happens, we need to learn to understand and respect the customs of another culture.then there are certain things some people may not like.to this, i will say, if you do not like it, please try to tolerate it.to learn to tolerate what you personally don’t like is a great virtue at a time when different cultures mix and merge.before us, there are two rivers, eastern and western cultures.at present, they may run in different courses.but eventually, they will converge into the vast sea of human culture.right now, i can see peoples of eastern and western cultures, standing side by side, singing the olympic theme song: we are hand in hand, heart to heart, together we will shape a beautiful tomorrow!thank you!讓我們共同感受東西方的融合 吉卜林說(shuō)過(guò):東方是東方，西方是西方，二者永不相聚。但是一個(gè)世紀(jì)后的今天，東西方相匯了!它們相聚在經(jīng)濟(jì)領(lǐng)域，它們相聚在教育領(lǐng)域，它們相聚在藝術(shù)的殿堂。有人爭(zhēng)論說(shuō):這種融合需要我們?cè)跂|方和西方之間做出選擇，但我卻堅(jiān)信最美好的未來(lái)在于東方和

西方創(chuàng)造性的融合。我們可以將西方的思想，觀念和技術(shù)變?yōu)槲覀冏约核玫臇|西。我喜愛(ài)京劇和河南豫劇，因?yàn)樗鼈兘?jīng)常使我想起自己是誰(shuí)。但我也熱衷于流行音樂(lè)，特別是英文歌曲。于是我將東方的旋律和西方的語(yǔ)言結(jié)合到了一起，它叫做西方版的河南豫劇。

當(dāng)兩種文化相結(jié)合的時(shí)候，也許一方的文化中的某些東西不適應(yīng)另一方的傳統(tǒng)文化。當(dāng)此種情況出現(xiàn)時(shí)，我們需要試著理解并接受另一種文化中的風(fēng)俗習(xí)慣。然而，也許有些東西你并不喜歡，對(duì)于此，我可以說(shuō)，如果你不喜歡它，請(qǐng)?jiān)囍ト萑趟?。?dāng)兩種文化融合的時(shí)候，試著去容忍你個(gè)人不喜歡的東西是一種美德。

在我們面前有兩條河流，東方文化和西方文化?，F(xiàn)在，它們也許正朝著不同的方向流去。但是最終它們將匯合到人類文化的海洋里。就在此時(shí)此刻，我看見(jiàn)東方和西方的人肩并肩的站在一起，高唱奧林匹克主題曲:我們手拉手，心靠著心，共同創(chuàng)造美好的明天!大學(xué)生英語(yǔ)演講稿英語(yǔ)風(fēng)采大賽半決賽選手自備演講賞析(大學(xué)成人組)

十五、黃揚(yáng)，21，福建 farewell, indifference who was the most well-known figure in china last month? it’s ma jiajue—the college student who murdered 4 of his roommates.many people attributed his crime to his poverty and deficient education.in my opinion, his crime also has much to do with his classmates’ indifference.indifference is a terrible disease in today’s colleges and the whole society.it’s not rare that two students who have studied together for 4 years have never spoken to each other.it’s not rare that a student who has been absent from class for several days is not noticed at all.it’s also not rare that a student who has severe psychological problems is not cared about at all.some people may say ‘what the students with psychological problems like ma jiajue need is not care but psychotherapy.” however, when people are ill, what they need most is not only medical treatment, but also care from people around them.every smile and every caring word will bring sunshine to their life.篇四：三分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿

家推薦一篇優(yōu)秀的3分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿的范文，供大家學(xué)習(xí)！good evening ,ladies and gentlemen: 晚上好，女士們，先生們： 非常感謝你傅聰來(lái)選擇在這樣一個(gè)寒冷夜晚.今天我的話題是關(guān)于選擇和process.a研究表明，一個(gè)人必須作出的選擇73一一天，如此眾多的選擇，有一天，人們?nèi)菀谆煜?，因此害怕作出錯(cuò)誤的選擇，他們毫不猶豫地并最終錯(cuò)過(guò)了真正的生活的一部分。在我看來(lái)，下面的部分是更重要的不是選擇。沒(méi)有絕對(duì)的對(duì)錯(cuò)選擇，但精彩或乏味的生活，這使得該進(jìn)程的差異。

生活是一盒巧克力，你永遠(yuǎn)不知道下一步你會(huì)得到。阿甘正傳作出任何決定，并為自己的成就，但他取得巨大成功與他堅(jiān)強(qiáng)的意志的進(jìn)程。這個(gè)過(guò)程是不是道路本身，而是態(tài)度和感情，謹(jǐn)慎，勇氣和毅力，我們作為我們遇到了新的經(jīng)驗(yàn)和意想不到的障礙。以自己作為一個(gè)例子，我改變了我的主要當(dāng)我成為一個(gè)研究生。經(jīng)過(guò)選擇，天已經(jīng)嚴(yán)厲的me.i無(wú)法理解新的經(jīng)驗(yàn)在所有。因?yàn)樗麄兪敲芮邢嚓P(guān)的數(shù)學(xué)，我的教訓(xùn)面前只字不提。然而密集的信念，這是很好的機(jī)會(huì)，我的經(jīng)驗(yàn)新思想和新的挑戰(zhàn)我自己，我依然存在。我要求幫助每一個(gè)通道和reorgonized我的生活。漸漸地，我能理解一些地方，甚至發(fā)現(xiàn)數(shù)學(xué) interesting.moreover，我學(xué)到采取行動(dòng)而不是抱怨。回想起來(lái)，選擇沒(méi)有留下任何痕跡在我的腦海，但幸福和痛苦的過(guò)去4個(gè)月成為一個(gè)難忘的經(jīng)驗(yàn)，我的生活。

無(wú)論選擇是，享受這一過(guò)程。在這個(gè)過(guò)程中，您可能會(huì)得到啟發(fā)和新發(fā)現(xiàn)，改善和進(jìn)步將來(lái)找你。這些都是最美麗的風(fēng)景，只有道路上能看到it.these讓您的生活多姿多彩。

沒(méi)有必要，我donnot要判斷是否正確或錯(cuò)誤，我來(lái)這里，但我祝賀我自己，因?yàn)槲以鲆婧拖硎苓@美妙的經(jīng)驗(yàn)。因此，我親愛(ài)的朋友們，永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)擔(dān)心您的選擇和享受的過(guò)程。我相信你會(huì)得到一些新的和有趣后，今晚你選擇到這里來(lái)。謝謝您!ideal society。

第二篇：英語(yǔ)演講故事

1.小金魚(yú)

I have nine little goldfish.Eight goldfish are all orange and one is black.I like the black one best.We call it Xiao Hei.Its body is black.It has two big and round eyes, a small mouth ,and a big tail.Though it＇s very small ,it swims fast.I often feed them and change water for them.We are good friends.我有九條小金魚(yú)。八條金魚(yú)都是桔黃色的，只有一條是黑的。我最喜歡那條黑的。我們叫它小黑。它全身都是黑色的。它有兩只又大又圓的眼睛，一張小嘴和一條大尾巴。盡管它非常小，但它卻游得很快。

我常常去喂它們，給它們換水。我們是好朋友。

2.狼來(lái)了！wolves have come!

Long long ago, there was a shepherd boy who grazed sheep on a hill everyday.One day the boy felt a little lonely and wanted to make fun of the farmerslaboring at the foot of the hill.So he climbed up a big stone, and shouted: “wolves have come!wolves have come!” In a minute, the farmers came only to find there were no wolves at all.Seeing the farmers were taken in, the boy laughed and said, ‘I am just joking, Don't take it seriously.’ Then the farmers shook their head and left.A few days later, the farmers heard the boy shout again.So they ran up the hill and found that they were cheated again.Another day, several wolves really came.The boy was frightened and cried out: ‘ help!Wolves have come!”

But this time, no one came.從前，有個(gè)放羊娃，每天都去山上放羊。

一天，他覺(jué)得十分無(wú)聊，就想了個(gè)捉弄大家尋開(kāi)心的主意。他向著山下正在種田的農(nóng)夫們大聲喊：“狼來(lái)了！狼來(lái)了！救命??！”農(nóng)夫們聽(tīng)到喊聲急忙拿著鋤頭和鐮刀往山上跑，他們邊跑邊喊：“不要怕，孩子，我們來(lái)幫你打惡狼！” 農(nóng)夫們氣喘吁吁地趕到山上一看，連狼的影子也沒(méi)有！放羊娃哈哈大笑：“真有意思，你們上當(dāng)了！”農(nóng)夫們生氣地走了。第二天，放羊娃故伎重演，善良的農(nóng)夫們又沖上來(lái)幫他打狼，可還是沒(méi)有見(jiàn)到狼的影子。放羊娃笑得直不起腰：“哈哈！你們又上當(dāng)了！哈哈！”

大伙兒對(duì)放羊娃一而再再而三地說(shuō)謊十分生氣，從此再也不相信他的話了。

過(guò)了幾天，狼真的來(lái)了，一下子闖進(jìn)了羊群。放羊娃害怕極了，拼命地向農(nóng)夫們喊：“狼來(lái)了！狼來(lái)了！快救命呀！狼真的來(lái)了！”

農(nóng)夫們聽(tīng)到他的喊聲，以為他又在說(shuō)謊，大家都不理睬他，沒(méi)有人去幫他，結(jié)果放羊娃的許多羊都被狼咬死了。

3.聰明的兔子

The wolf and the fox wanted to eat the rabbit, but it wasn't easy to catch him.One day the wolf said to the fox, “You go home and lie in bed.I'll tell the rabbit that you are dead.When he comes to look at you, you can jump up and catch him.” That's a good idea,“ said the fox.He went home at once.The wolf went to the rabbit's house and knocked at the door.”Who is it?“ asked the rabbit.”It's the wolf.I've come to tell you that the fox is dead.“ Then the wolf went away.The rabbit went to the fox's house.He looked in through the window and saw the fox lying in bed with his eyes closed.He thought, ”Is the fox really dead or is he pretending to be dead? If he's not dead, he'll catch me when I go near him.“ so he said, ”The wolf says that the fox is dead.But he doesn't look like a dead fox.The mouth of a dead fox is always open.“ When the fox heard this, he thought, ”I'll show him that I'm dead." So he opened his mouth.The rabbit knew that the fox wasn't dead, and he ran as quickly as he could.狼和狐貍想要吃掉兔子，但是這只兔子太難抓到了。

一天，狼對(duì)狐貍說(shuō)：“你回家假裝躺在床上。我去告訴兔子你已經(jīng)死了。當(dāng)他來(lái)看你的時(shí)候，你就可以跳起來(lái)抓住他了?！薄罢媸莻€(gè)好主意！”狐貍說(shuō)。

于是他立刻回到家。狼去兔子的房前敲了敲門(mén)，“是誰(shuí)?。俊蓖米訂?wèn)道。“狼，我是來(lái)告訴你狐貍已經(jīng)死了。”說(shuō)完狼就走開(kāi)了。兔子去狐貍家看情況。他通過(guò)狐貍家的窗戶看到閉著眼睛的狐貍躺在床上。他想，狐貍是真的死了，還是在假裝呢？如果他沒(méi)有死，那么我走近他就會(huì)被他抓住。于是他說(shuō)：“狼說(shuō)狐貍死了。但是他看起來(lái)并不像死掉了呀。死去的狐貍通常都是張著嘴的?！焙偮?tīng)到這些話就想：我得證明自己是真的死了。于是他張開(kāi)了嘴巴。

這時(shí)兔子知道狐貍并沒(méi)有死，他就以最快的速度跑開(kāi)啦。

Look at the Sky from the Bottom of a Well

4.坐井觀天

There is a frog.He lives in a well and he never goes out of the well.He thinks the sky is as big as the mouth of the well.有一只青蛙住在井底，他從來(lái)沒(méi)有去過(guò)井外面。他以為天空就和井口一樣大。

One day a crow comes to the well.He sees the frog and says, “Frog, let’s have a talk.”

一天，一只烏鴉飛到井邊，看見(jiàn)青蛙，就對(duì)它說(shuō)：“青蛙，咱們聊聊吧?！?/p>

Then the frog asks, “Where are you from?”

青蛙就問(wèn)他：“你從哪里來(lái)？”

“I fly from the sky,” the crow says.“我從天上上來(lái)?！睘貘f說(shuō)。

The frog feels surprised and says, “The sky is only as big as the mouth of the well.How do you fly from the sky?”

青蛙驚訝地說(shuō)：“天空就只有這井口這么大，你怎么會(huì)從天上來(lái)? ”

The crow says, “The sky is very big.You always stay in the well, so you don’t know the world is big.”

烏鴉說(shuō)：“天空很大。只不過(guò)你一直呆在井里，所有不知道世界很大?！?/p>

The frog says, “I don’t believe.”

青蛙說(shuō)：“我不相信?！?/p>

But the crow says, “You can come out and have a look by yourself.”

烏鴉說(shuō)：“你可以出來(lái)，自己看看嘛?！?/p>

So the frog comes out from the well.He is very surprised.How big the world is!

于是青蛙來(lái)到井外。他十分驚訝，原來(lái)世界這么大！詞義解析：

1.frog：青蛙 2.bottom：底部 3.well：井 4.mouth：口 5.crow：烏鴉

6.surprised：感到驚訝的 7.believe：相信 8.world：世界

9.go out of：從……出來(lái) 10.as…as：和……一樣 5.Covering One’s Ears While Stealing a Bell

掩耳盜鈴

Mr.Wang thinks he is clever, but he always does foolish things.王先生總以為自己很聰明，實(shí)際上他總干傻事。

One day he sees a beautiful bell at the top of a door.“Oh!How nice!I will take it home.” He thinks, “What can I do?” After a while he has a “good” idea.“Aha!I have an idea now.I can plug my ears.Then I will not hear the ring when I take off the bel

一天，他看見(jiàn)一戶人家的門(mén)頭有個(gè)很漂亮的鈴鐺?！鞍。嫫涟。∥乙阉没丶胰??！彼匝宰哉Z(yǔ)道：“我該怎么做呢？”過(guò)了一會(huì)兒他想到了一個(gè)“好”主意?！鞍」?！我有辦法了！我把耳朵堵上，拿鈴鐺的時(shí)候就聽(tīng)不見(jiàn)鈴聲了?！?/p>

Then he does so.But as soon as he takes off the bell, the owner opens the door.“What are you doing?” the owner says angrily.于是他就這樣做了?？墒撬麆偰孟骡忚K，屋子的主人就打開(kāi)門(mén)，怒氣沖沖地說(shuō)：“你在干什么？”

詞義解析： 1.clever：聰明的 2.foolish：愚蠢的 3.while：一會(huì)兒 4.plug：塞住 5.ring：鈴聲 6.bell：鈴鐺 7.owner：物主

詞組解析：

1.at the top of：在……的頂端 2.after a while：過(guò)了一會(huì) 3.take off：拿走 4.as soon as：一……就 The Old Man and the Old Cat

6.老人和老貓

An old man has a cat.The cat is very old, too.He runs very quickly.And his teeth are bad.One evening, the old cat sees a little mouse.He catches it, but he can’t eat it because his teeth are not strong enough.The mouse runs away.一個(gè)年邁的老人養(yǎng)一只貓。這只貓也非常老了。她跑得很快，但是牙齒很糟糕。一天王還是那個(gè)，這只老貓看見(jiàn)一只小老鼠。它抓住了小老鼠，但是它卻吃不了它，因?yàn)樗难例X不夠鋒利了。這只小老鼠逃跑了。

The old man is very angry.He beats his cat.He says: “You are a fool cat.I will punish you!” the cat is very sad.He thinks：“When I was young, I worked hard for you.Now you don’t like me because I’m too old to work.You should know you are old, too.”

老人很生氣，他打了小貓，并且對(duì)它說(shuō)：“你這只蠢貓！我要懲罰你！”貓非常傷心，它想：“在我還年輕的時(shí)候，我為你努力工作?，F(xiàn)在你卻因?yàn)槲姨狭瞬荒芄ぷ鞫幌矚g我。你應(yīng)該知道你也老了?！?詞義解析： 1.quickly：迅速地 2.evening：晚上 3.catch：抓住 4.strong：強(qiáng)壯 5.angry：生氣的 6.beat：打 7.fool：愚蠢的 8.punish：懲罰 9.sad：傷心的 詞組解析： run away：逃跑

7.I Don’t Want to Walk Home

我不想走回家

Tom is a very old man.After dinner, he likes walking in the street.And he goes to bed at seven o’clock.湯姆是一位老人，他喜歡在晚飯后到大街上散步，在7點(diǎn)回來(lái)睡覺(jué)。

But tonight, a car stopped at his house.A policeman helps him get out.He tells Tom’s wife, “The old man couldn’t find his way in the street.He asked me to take him in the car.”

但是，今天晚上一輛小汽車停在他家門(mén)前，湯姆在一位警察的幫助下走下汽車。警察告訴湯姆的妻子：“這位老人在街上迷路了，他讓我用汽車送他回來(lái)。”

After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every night.But tonight you can’t find the way, what’s the matter?”

警察走后：“湯姆，你每天都到那條街上散步，但是今天你迷路了，你怎么了？”

The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldn’t find my way? I didn’t want to walk home.”

這位老人像孩子般的笑道：“我迷路了？我是不想走路回家?！?/p>

詞義解析： 1.street：街道 2.tonight：今晚 3.policeman：警察 4.wife：妻子 5.Smile：笑 6.child：孩子 7.go to bed：上床睡覺(jué) 8.find one's way：認(rèn)得路 A Clever Panda

8.聰明的熊貓

A little panda picks up a pumpkin and wants to take it home.But the pumpkin is too big.The panda can’t take it home.一只小熊貓摘了一只大南瓜，想把它拿回家。但是這只南瓜太大了，她沒(méi)有辦法把這么大的南瓜帶回家。

Suddenly she sees a bear riding a bike toward her.She watches the bike.“I know!I have a good idea.” she jumps and shouts happily, “I can roll a pumpkin.It’s like a wheel.”

突然她看見(jiàn)一只狗熊騎著一輛自行車朝她這邊來(lái)。她看著自行車，跳著說(shuō)：“有了！我有辦法了。我可以把南瓜滾回家去。南瓜好像車輪。

So she rolls the pumpkin to her home.When her mother sees the big pumpkin, she is surprised, “Oh, my God!How can you carry it home?” the little panda answers proudly, “I can’t lift it, but I can roll it.” Her mother smiled and says，“What a clever girl!”

于是她把那瓜滾回家。當(dāng)她媽媽看到這只大南瓜的時(shí)候，很驚訝：“天??！這么食的南瓜！你是怎么把它帶回家來(lái)的？”小熊貓自豪地說(shuō)；“我拎不動(dòng)它，可是我能滾動(dòng)它??！”她媽媽微笑著說(shuō)：“真聰明啊！”

詞義解析： 1.clever：聰明的 2.panda：熊貓 3.little：小的 4.pumpkin：南瓜 5.bear：熊 6.ride：騎 7.idea：想法 8.jump：跳 9.roll：滾 10.wheel：輪子 11.carry：拿 12.answer：回答 13.proudly：自豪地 14.lift：拿

9.Look for a Friend

Sam is a little fish.He lives in the sea.He is very lonely.He wants to have a friend.The friend looks like him.Sam sees an ink fish.The ink fish has eight legs.He doesn’t look like Sam.So Sam goes away.Sam meets a shark.He wants to say hello to the shark.The shark opens his big mouth.Sam runs away quickly.Sam is tired and hungry.He wants to have a rest.Then he sees a round fish.She says to him.“Hello!Would you like to be my friend?”

Sam answers: “Of course!But you are round.I am flat.”

The round fish days: “But we are both fishes.”

Sam thinks and says, “You are right.Let’s be friends.” They become good friends.找朋友

塞姆是一條小魚(yú)，他在海里。他生在海里。他很孤獨(dú)，想要找一個(gè)朋友，那個(gè)朋友看起來(lái)要想他。塞姆看見(jiàn)一條墨魚(yú)。墨魚(yú)有8條腿，看上去不像塞姆。因此塞姆游走了。塞姆遇見(jiàn)一條鯊魚(yú)。他想跟鯊魚(yú)問(wèn)好。鯊魚(yú)張開(kāi)大嘴，塞姆有迅速地逃走了。

塞姆又累又餓，他要休息一會(huì)兒。這時(shí)他看見(jiàn)一條圓魚(yú)，圓魚(yú)對(duì)他說(shuō)： “你好！

你愿意做我的朋友嗎？塞姆回答：“好哇！可你是圓形的，我是扁的。圓魚(yú)說(shuō)：“但是我們倆都是魚(yú) 啊”

塞姆思考后說(shuō)：“你講得對(duì)，讓我們做朋友吧?！?他們就成為好朋友了。

第三篇：英語(yǔ)演講幽默故事

七年級(jí)五班英語(yǔ)幽默故事大賽演講稿 do you like stories? i want to tell you a true story.it happened to a friend of mine a year ago.while my friend ,george, was reading in bed, two thieves climbed into his kitchen.after they had entered the house, they went into the dining room.it was very dark, so they turned on a torch.suddenly, they heard a voice behind them.‘what’s up? what’s up?’someone called.the thieves dropped the torch and ran away as quickly as they could.george heard the noise and came downstairs quickly.he turned on the light, but he couldn’t see anyone.the thieves had already gone.but george’s parrot, hey, was still there.‘what’s up, george?’he called.‘nothing, hey.’george said and smiled.‘go back to sleep.’篇二：初中英語(yǔ)演講幽默故事 bighead “wheres the shopping bag?”

“i havent got one,use your hat.”

大腦袋

“所有的孩子都拿我開(kāi)玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說(shuō)：“他們說(shuō)我長(zhǎng)了一個(gè)大腦袋。”

“別聽(tīng)他們的，”他媽媽安慰說(shuō)：“你的腦袋長(zhǎng)得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買(mǎi)10磅土豆來(lái)。”

“購(gòu)物袋在哪？”

“我沒(méi)有購(gòu)物袋，就用你的帽子吧。” good boy little robert asked his mother for two cents.what did you do with the money i gave you yesterday? i gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.youre a good boy, said the mother proudly.here are two cents more.but why are you so interested in the old woman? she is the one who sells the candy.好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。

“昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了？”

“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)。“你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)?！霸俳o你兩分錢(qián)?？赡銥槭裁磳?duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢？”

“她是個(gè)賣(mài)糖果的?！? where is the father? two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.look, said the elder brother.how nice these paintings are!yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children.where is the father? the elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, obviously he was painting the pictures.父親在哪兒？

兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫(huà)。

“看，”哥哥說(shuō)，“這些畫(huà)多漂亮呀！”

“是啊，”弟弟說(shuō)道，“可是在所有這些畫(huà)中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢？”

哥哥想了會(huì)兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當(dāng)時(shí)正在畫(huà)這些畫(huà)唄?！? an alarm clock a young man went to a mountain village for his holiday.one night he stayed at a small hotel near a train station.before going to bed, he went to the owner of the hotel and said to the old man, “ excuse me, sir.will you please wake me up at a quarter to five? im going to take the five oclock train tomorrow morning.”

“ oh, sorry, ” the owner said, “ i am afraid i cant.i dont get up that early.” the young man started to go back to his room when he stopped and asked, “ do you have an alarm clock? that would help me.”

“ yes, here it is, young man.”

the young man took the clock happily and thanked the old man.but when he looked at it carefully, there appeared to be something wrong with it.“ does it ring on time? ” he asked the old man.“ sure!just shake it when its time to get up, and itll ring.”

一只鬧鐘

一個(gè)年輕人到一個(gè)山村去度假。那天夜里，他住宿在火車站附近的一個(gè)旅館里。

上床睡之前，他對(duì)旅館老板——一個(gè)老頭兒說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起，先生，請(qǐng)問(wèn)您能在五點(diǎn)差一刻叫醒我嗎？我明天早晨要乘五點(diǎn)的火車。”

“哦，很抱歉”，旅館老板說(shuō)，“恐怕不行，我不可能起那么早?！?/p>

年輕人正想回到房間去，又停住了問(wèn)：“那你有鬧鐘嗎？或許它能幫助我?！?/p>

“我有，給你，年輕人。”

年輕人很高興地拿了鬧鐘，謝了老頭兒。但當(dāng)他仔細(xì)查看了鬧鐘后，發(fā)現(xiàn)似乎有毛病。“它能準(zhǔn)時(shí)鬧嗎？”他問(wèn)老頭兒。

“那當(dāng)然！時(shí)間一到，你搖一搖，他就會(huì)響的?！? one engine left a 747 was halfway across the atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, attention, passengers.we have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach london with the three we have left.unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult.shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captains voice again, guess what, folks.we just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one.we will now arrive in london three hours late.at this point, one passenger became furious.for petes sake, he shouted, if we lose another engine, well be up here all night!只剩一個(gè)引擎

一架747客機(jī)正在跨越大西洋時(shí)，喇叭里傳來(lái)了機(jī)長(zhǎng)的聲音：“旅客們請(qǐng)注意，我們的四個(gè)引擎中有一個(gè)丟失了。但剩下的三個(gè)引擎會(huì)把我們帶到倫敦的。只是我們要因此晚到一小時(shí)?！?過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，旅客們又聽(tīng)到機(jī)長(zhǎng)的聲音：“各位，你們猜怎么啦 ？我們剛又掉了第三個(gè)引擎。但請(qǐng)你們相信好了。只有一個(gè)引擎我們也能飛，但要晚三個(gè)小時(shí)了?！?正在這時(shí)，一位乘客非常氣憤地說(shuō)：“看在上帝的份上，如果我們?cè)俚粢粋€(gè)引擎，我們就要整夜都要呆在天上了?！逼河⒄Z(yǔ)演講幽默開(kāi)場(chǎng)白

英語(yǔ)演講幽默開(kāi)場(chǎng)白

作為一個(gè)演講者，我從觀眾那只得到過(guò)兩種抱怨：一種是我講話聲音太大了，他們無(wú)法入睡；第二種是我講得時(shí)間太長(zhǎng)了，他們無(wú)法一直清醒。

作為一個(gè)講演者，他的演講總拿來(lái)和林肯的哥得堡演講[一個(gè)著名的演講]相比較。當(dāng)他演講結(jié)束時(shí)，也有悲傷、眼淚和悲痛——特別是計(jì)劃委員會(huì)。

幽默注釋：演講者講得太糟糕了，組織者哭得很傷心。

演講結(jié)束時(shí)，宴會(huì)主人感謝你從繁忙的日程中抽出時(shí)間來(lái)——你泰然自若，優(yōu)雅地點(diǎn)頭微笑著，心里非常清楚你日歷上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝點(diǎn)咖啡poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program---and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注釋：一些老干部退休后沒(méi)什么事干，有人請(qǐng)他參加一些活動(dòng)，他還假裝很忙，好象推開(kāi)了很多事才趕去似的。

過(guò)去我演講時(shí)常常會(huì)比較緊張，但那時(shí)我看到一條信息說(shuō)如果你想象所有的觀眾都是裸體會(huì)有所幫助。此時(shí)此刻，我站在這里想象著觀眾都是裸體，真的起作用，我不再緊張了，但眼睛有些疲勞。

i used to get nervous when giving a speech but then i read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked.and so, at this very moment, i’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked.and it really works.i no suffer from nervousness.eyestrain.yes 幽默注釋：把觀眾想象成裸體，意思是我不怕你們，就不緊張了。

創(chuàng)新句子：大部分人站在講臺(tái)上都會(huì)有點(diǎn)兒緊張，我屬于少部分人，我非常

緊張。

我本人不自負(fù)——我簡(jiǎn)直不能告訴你們我是多么欽佩我這一點(diǎn)。personally, i have never been conceited---and i can’t tell you how much i admire myself for that.幽默句子：他因?yàn)樽约翰蛔载?fù)，所以變得非常驕傲。

創(chuàng)新句子：我一點(diǎn)兒都不自負(fù)，我希望別人也這么看我.我先用簡(jiǎn)單明了的英語(yǔ)演講，以后我再翻譯給律師聽(tīng)。

let me put this into plain english.i’ll translate it for the lawyers later.幽默注釋：律師總喜歡用復(fù)雜的語(yǔ)言，簡(jiǎn)單的話都聽(tīng)不懂了。

創(chuàng)新句子：我的講話有三個(gè)版本，小學(xué)生版本，中學(xué)生版本，大學(xué)生版本，你是聽(tīng)小學(xué)一年紀(jì)版的，還是小學(xué)二年紀(jì)版的？

如果你聽(tīng)過(guò)這個(gè)故事，請(qǐng)不要打斷我，我就知道這一個(gè)故事。if you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only one i know.幽默注釋：就是你知道兩個(gè)故事，講故事前也可以這么說(shuō)。創(chuàng)新句子：我講個(gè)笑話，如果你們聽(tīng)過(guò)，也希望裝做沒(méi)聽(tīng)過(guò)，我也這樣照顧你們。

演講就象給草坪澆水，如果有四分之一的水滲下去你就滿意了。

making a speech is like watering a lawn.you’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in.幽默注釋：有人打呼嚕，有人說(shuō)話，都是正常的，有四分之一觀眾聽(tīng)就不錯(cuò)了。

幽默句子：即興演講的開(kāi)場(chǎng)白。

創(chuàng)新句子：我不知道你們會(huì)不會(huì)喜歡我的演講，我不知道我要講點(diǎn)兒什么開(kāi)始前我想告訴你們下面的演講已經(jīng)編輯成了電視節(jié)目，我現(xiàn)在少講20分鐘，我們能夠及時(shí)趕回家看2臺(tái)的節(jié)目。

before i begin, i want you to know that the following speech has been edited for television.i cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the game on channel 2.幽默注釋：放著現(xiàn)場(chǎng)不看，偏要回家在電視上看。

可能你們有些人知道我今晚出現(xiàn)在這里有兩個(gè)原因：第一個(gè)原因是你們的計(jì)劃委員會(huì)一直在設(shè)法尋找一個(gè)聰明、有趣、老練的演講者，——他們找到了。第二個(gè)原因是那個(gè)人病了，所以就打電話把我找來(lái)了。

幽默注釋：一開(kāi)始好象在說(shuō)自己很牛，其實(shí)就是個(gè)臨時(shí)替場(chǎng)。

第四篇：英語(yǔ)演講小故事(節(jié)選)

A Clever Hare

Billy hare is hungry and finds a radish.What he picks it up, Mr.Fox is behind him and wants to eat him.“I’m hungry, too.You’re my dinner.I’m going to eat you,” he says.Billy Hare is shocked, but he isn’t scared.He says, “Follow me.I have better food for you.”

They go to a well.“Look down here,” Billy Hare says “There is something in the water.“What’s that?” Mr.Fox asks surprisingly.“It’s a big and fat hen.Let’s get down and fetch it.” Billy Hare says and gets down with a pail.“Can you out the hen into the pail?” Mr.Fox shouts.“No.She’s too big,” Billy Hare says, “Come down, please.We can take her up together.Jump into the other pail.”

Mr.Fox does so.When he gets down, Billy Hare gets up.“Good-bye!” Billy Hare gets out of the well and says.Mr.Fox can’t get out.聰明的野兔

野兔比利很餓，他找到了一只蘿卜。當(dāng)他撿起蘿卜的時(shí)候，狐貍先生正在他的身后，想吃了他?！拔乙拆I了。你是我的晚餐，我要吃了你?！焙傉f(shuō)。

比利很吃驚，但是他并不害怕。他說(shuō)：“跟我來(lái)，我有更好的食物給你?！?他們來(lái)到一口井邊。

“朝這下面看，”比利說(shuō)，“水里有東西。”“是什么呀？”狐貍先生好奇地問(wèn)：“那是一只有大又費(fèi)肥的母雞。我們下去把她捉上來(lái)?！北壤f(shuō)著，乘一只水桶下去了。

“你能把雞放進(jìn)桶里嗎？”狐貍問(wèn)他：“不行，這只雞太大了，”比利說(shuō)，“下來(lái)吧。我們可以一起把它捉上去?？焯搅硪恢凰袄锇?。”

狐貍照做了。當(dāng)他下去的時(shí)候，比利就上來(lái)了?！霸僖?jiàn)?！北壤麖木锍鰜?lái)時(shí)說(shuō)。而狐貍卻出不來(lái)了。

The Thirsty Dog

A dog is very thirsty.But he only sees some empty pails.There is no water in them.The dog goes on looking for water.He comes to a small house.There is a girl in it.The girl goes out with a pail.“She goes to a well,” the dog thinks and follows her.The dog is right.The girl comes to a well and puts down the pail, and the pail is full of water, there the girl goes back to her house.“Water!Great!” the dog says and runs to the well.He jumps into the well without thought.”

The water is good.The dog is happy and drinks much.But he can’t jump out of the well.He waits and waits.But no one comes.“I’m hungry now.I must go out,” he thinks.At the time a thirsty goat comes to the well.He looks at the water and the dog.“Is the water good?” the goat asks.“Of course.Come down,” the dog says.Then the goat jumps into the well, too.Then dog is happy.He jumps on the goat’s back and jumps out of the well.The dog has a look at the goat and says, “Goodbye!” Then he leaves.一只口渴的狗

有一只狗口很渴，他只找到一些空空的水桶，里面沒(méi)有水。他繼續(xù)找水。他來(lái)到一座小房子前面。房子里住著一個(gè)小姑娘。小姑娘拎著只水桶出來(lái)了?！八ゴ蛩??！惫废氲?，并跟在她后面。果然不錯(cuò)，小姑娘來(lái)到一口井邊，把水桶放入井里，水桶水滿了。然后小姑娘回去了?！八?！太好了！”狗叫著跑過(guò)去。他想也沒(méi)想就跳下井去了。

井水真的不錯(cuò)。狗可高興了。喝了許多水，但是他沒(méi)有辦法跳出來(lái)了。他等了好久，但是沒(méi)有人來(lái)?！拔茵I了，我得出去。”他想著。

這時(shí)候一只口渴的山羊到井邊來(lái)了，他看了看井水和這只狗?！斑@水好和嗎？”山羊問(wèn)狗：“當(dāng)然了?？煜聛?lái)吧?！肮坊卮鹫f(shuō)。于是山羊也跳到井里了。狗高興極了。他跳上山羊的背，又跳出了水井。

狗看了一眼山羊說(shuō)聲：“再見(jiàn)。”就跑開(kāi)了。

The Ant and the Dove

An ant is walking by the river.He looks at the river and says to himself, “How nice and cool this water looks!I must drink some of it.” But when he is drinking, he slips into the river.“Oh.Help!Help!” The ant cries,A dove is sitting in the tree.She hears him and throws him a leaf, “Climb up that leaf,” she says “and you will float bank.”

The ant climbs onto the leaf, and the wind blows the leaf to the bank.And the ant is saved.“Thank you, Dove.You’re so kind,” The ant says and runs home, “You have saved my life, and I wish I could do something for you, Goodbye!”

“Goodbye!” says the dove, “Be careful.Not to fall into the river again.”

After a few days, the dove is building her nest.And a man is raising his gun to shoot her.The ant sees this, and runs quickly to bite the man’s leg.“Ouch!Ouch!” The man feels pained and drops his gun.The dove hears and flies away.So the man picks up his gun and leave.The dove comes to her nest.“Thank you, my little friend,” she says, “You have saved my life.”

The little ant is so glad, because he can help the dove.螞蟻和鴿子

一只螞蟻在河邊散步。他看見(jiàn)喝水自言自語(yǔ)道：“這河水看上去真清涼?。∥乙ズ赛c(diǎn)?！笨墒撬诤人臅r(shí)候，一不小心滑進(jìn)河里了?！鞍?！救命！救命！’螞蟻叫喊著。

一只鴿子正呆在樹(shù)上，聽(tīng)見(jiàn)呼救聲，就扔給他一片樹(shù)葉?！翱炫赖綐?shù)葉上去。她說(shuō)：“你會(huì)漂到岸上的?！?/p>

“謝謝你，鴿子。你真善良。”螞蟻一邊說(shuō)一邊向家跑，“你救了我的命，我會(huì)報(bào)答你的。再見(jiàn)！”

“再見(jiàn)！小心別掉進(jìn)河里了。”鴿子說(shuō)。

幾天后，鴿子正在筑巢，一個(gè)人舉著槍要打鴿子。螞蟻看見(jiàn)了，迅速地跑過(guò)去，在那個(gè)人的腿上咬了一口?！鞍⊙?！哎呀！”那個(gè)人疼得扔掉槍。鴿子聽(tīng)見(jiàn)了，連忙飛走了。那個(gè)人只好撿起槍，走了。

鴿子又飛回巢里?！爸x謝你，我的小朋友?！兵澴诱f(shuō)，“你救了我的命?！?小螞蟻可高興了，因?yàn)樗矌椭锁澴印?/p>

第五篇：英語(yǔ)演講小故事(雙語(yǔ)版)

The hidden gold 隱藏的金子

There was once a farmer who had a fine olive（橄欖樹(shù)）orchard（果園）.He was very hardworking, and the farm always prospered under his care.But he knew that his three sons despised（輕視，看不起）the farm work, and were eager to make wealth, trough adventure.從前有一個(gè)農(nóng)民，他有一座漂亮的橄欖園。他非常勤勞，而且農(nóng)場(chǎng)在他的照管下蒸蒸日上。可他知道自己的三個(gè)兒子瞧不起農(nóng)活，都迫不及待的想通過(guò)冒險(xiǎn)發(fā)家致富。

When the farmer was old, and felt that his time had come to die, he called the three sons to him and said, “My sons, there is a pot of gold hidden in the olive orchard.Dig for it, if you wish it.” 這個(gè)農(nóng)民上了年歲，感到死期快要來(lái)臨時(shí)，將三個(gè)兒子叫到身邊說(shuō)：“兒子們，橄欖園里藏有一罐金子。你們想要，就去挖吧?！?/p>

The sons tried to get him to tell them in what part of the orchard the gold was hidden;but he would tell them nothing more.兒子們想讓父親告訴他們金子藏在果園的那一塊地方，可他什么也沒(méi)再給他們說(shuō)。

After the farmer was dead, the sons went to work to find the pot of gold;since they did not know where the hiding-place was, they agreed to begin in a line, at one end of the orchard, and to dig until one of them should find the money.They dug until they had turned up the soil from one end of the orchard to the other, round the tree-roots and between them.But no pot of gold was to be found.It seemed as if someone must have stolen it, or as if the farmer had been wandering（漫游，閑逛）in his wits.The three sons were bitterly disappointed to have all their work for nothing.那個(gè)農(nóng)民死后，三個(gè)兒子就開(kāi)始挖地，想找到那罐金子；因?yàn)樗麄儾恢澜鹱硬卦谑裁吹胤?，所以他們一致同意排成一行從果園的一頭開(kāi)始挖起，知道其中一人挖到金子為止.The next olive season, the olive trees in the orchard bore more fruit than they had ever given;when it was sold, it gave the sons a whole pot of gold.到了第二年的橄欖季節(jié)，果園里的橄欖樹(shù)接出的果子比以往的都多；賣(mài)完果子后，三個(gè)兒子賺了整整一罐金子。

And when they saw how much money had come from the orchard, they suddenly understood what the wise father had meant when he said, “There is gold hidden in the orchard.Dig for it, if you wish it.他們從果園里得到這么多錢(qián)后，突然明白了聰明的父親所說(shuō)的“果園里藏有金子，想要就去挖吧”這句話的含義.The Gold and the Fur Coat

金子與皮大衣 A young man and an old man were waiting for a bus at a station.They sat next to each other.“Good morning, sir.” said the young man.“Good morning.” said the old man.“Where are you going, sir?” asked the young man.“I want to go to the bank.” answered the old man.“Is there a bank near here?”

“Yes, you can take the No.2bus.Then get off the next bus stop, it is near here.” answered the young man “Thank you.” said the old man.“What's that in your bag? It is so big.” asked the young man, pointing to a big bag beside the old man.“Gold, nothing but gold,” answered the old man.The young man could hardly believe his own ears,” What?” he said to himself in surprise.” So much gold? My God!How I wish to be able to get so much gold!” Then he began to think about how to get the gold.The old man looked tired and sleepy and it seemed that he could hardly keep his eyes open.” Are you sleepy, sir?” asked the young man.” Then you'd better lie down on the chair and have a good rest.Don't worry about the bus.I'll wake you up in time.”

“All right.It's very kind of you, young man.” The old man lay down and before long he fell asleep.The young man took the big bag gently.But when he was about to run away, he found a corner of his fur coat was under the old man's body.Several times he tried to pull it out, but he couldn't.At last he took off his coat and went away with the bag.The young man ran out of the station as quickly as his legs could carry him.When he reached a place where he thought the old man couldn't find him, he stopped and quickly opened the bag.To his surprise, there was nothing but a lot of small stones in it.He hurried to the station at once.But when he got there, he found the old man was gone.一個(gè)美國(guó)人乘英國(guó)火車

A young American entered a railway compartment on a British train, to discover that all seats were occupied, Including one on which was seated a small dog.To its owner, a middle-aged lady wearing a large hat, he said politely,“Excuse me, ma'am, but may I sit down?”

She said nothing, but merely sniffed and turned over the pages of her newspaper.Again he said,“Excuse me, ma'am, but may I have this seat, please? And again she ignored him.For a third time the young American said,“Ma'am, would you please remove your dog so that I may sit down?”

And for the third time the snooty matron totally ignored him, so he opened a window, picked up the dog, threw it out, and then sat on the empty seat.There was a stunned silence, and then an Englishman sitting opposite said,“You know, you Yanks are the strangest people.You drive on the wrong side of the road.You eat with the fork in the wrong hand, you name the floors in the wrong numbers, and now you've just thrown the wrong bitch out of the window!”

成功的秘訣

The Secret To Success

A young man asked Socrates the secret to success.Socrates told the young man to meet him near the river the next morning.They met.Socrates asked the young man to walk with him toward the river.When the water got up to their neck, Socrates took the young man by surprise and ducked(vt.將??猛按入水)him into the water.The boy struggled to get out but Socrates was strong and kept him there until the boy started turning blue.Socrates pulled his head out of the water and the first thing the young man did was to gasp(vi.喘息)and take a deep breath of air.Socrates asked, “What did you want the most when you were there?” The boy replied, “Air.” Socrates said, “That is the secret to success.When you want succeas badly as you wanted the air, then you will get it.There is no other secret.”

一個(gè)年輕人向蘇格拉底詢問(wèn)成功的秘訣，蘇格拉底讓年輕人第二天早晨到河邊見(jiàn)他。他們見(jiàn)面后，蘇格拉底叫年輕人和他一起走向河里，當(dāng)河水淹至他們的脖子時(shí)，蘇格拉底出其不意地抓住年輕人并把其壓入水中，那人想要掙出水面，而強(qiáng)壯有力的蘇格拉底將他摁在水中直到他變得無(wú)力抗?fàn)?，臉色發(fā)青。蘇格拉底將他的頭拖出水面，這個(gè)年輕人所做的第一件事就是大口喘息后，深吸一口氣。蘇格拉底問(wèn)：“當(dāng)你悶在水里的時(shí)候你最想要的是什么?”年輕人回答說(shuō)：“空氣。”蘇格拉底說(shuō)：“那就是成功的秘訣。當(dāng)你像渴望空氣一樣渴望成功，你就能夠獲得它!沒(méi)有其他的秘密了。

The old man and the starfish

老人與海星

There was a young man walking down a deserted beach just before dawn.In the distance he saw a frail old man.As he approached the old man, he saw him picking up stranded starfish and throwing them back into the sea.The young man gazed in wonder as the old man again and again threw the small starfish from the sand to the water.He asked, ”O(jiān)ld man, why do you spend so much energy doing what seems to be a waste of time?“ The old man explained that the stranded starfish would die if left in the morning sun.” But there must be thousands of beached and millions of starfish!“ exclaimed the young man.”How can you make any difference?“ The old man looked down at the small starfish in his hand and as he threw it into the safety of the sea, he said, ”I made a difference to this one.“ 有一個(gè)男人沿著茺涼的海灘欣賞日落時(shí)，望見(jiàn)遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)的海岸邊有一個(gè)老人。當(dāng)那男人靠近時(shí)，他才知道那老人是把海水沖刷上岸的海星，一次一個(gè)的逐一丟回水中。那男人感到十分疑惑，于是走到那個(gè)老人身邊問(wèn)他：「你好!請(qǐng)問(wèn)你在做什么呢?」那老人回答：「我把這些海星丟回海里。你看，現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)退潮了。如果我不把它們丟回海里，它們就會(huì)缺氧而死在這里。」那男人當(dāng)然能了解這種情形，但是他仍舊感到疑問(wèn)：「但是海灘上有成千上萬(wàn)的海星，而你不可能把它們?nèi)珌G回海里啊!它們有如天上繁星，更何況在這么長(zhǎng)的海岸線，這樣的情形很多，你這樣做并不能改變什么的?！鼓抢先耍允菑澫卵俣仁捌鹆硪恢缓Ｐ?。當(dāng)他把海星丟進(jìn)海中的時(shí)候，說(shuō)：「這只海星的命運(yùn)改變了」。有時(shí)候我們會(huì)覺(jué)得一己之力實(shí)在太小了，在整個(gè)大環(huán)境里或許是沒(méi)有改變，但或許這個(gè)小改變卻改變了小環(huán)境的整個(gè)生命。

The Miser 守財(cái)奴

A MISER sold all that he had and bought a lump of gold, which he buried in a hole in the ground by the side of an old wall and went to look at daily.One of his workmen observed his frequent visits to the spot and decided to watch his movements.He soon discovered the secret of the hidden treasure, and digging down, came to the lump of gold, and stole it.The Miser, on his next visit, found the hole empty and began to tear his hair and to make loud lamentations.A neighbor, seeing him overcome with grief and learning the cause, said, ”P(pán)ray do not grieve so;but go and take a stone, and place it in the hole, and fancy that the gold is still lying there.It will do you quite the same service;for when the gold was there, you had it not, as you did not make the slightest use of it." 有個(gè)守財(cái)奴變賣(mài)了他所有的家產(chǎn)，換回了金塊，并秘密地埋在一個(gè)地方。他每天走去看看他的寶藏。有個(gè)在附近放羊的牧人留心觀察，知道了真情，趁他走后，挖出金塊拿走了。守財(cái)奴再來(lái)時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)洞中的金塊沒(méi)有了，便捶胸痛哭。有個(gè)人見(jiàn)他如此悲痛，問(wèn)明原因后，說(shuō)道：“喂，朋友，別再難過(guò)了，那塊金子雖是你買(mǎi)來(lái)的，但并不是你真正擁有的。去拿一塊石頭來(lái)，代替金塊放在洞里，只要你心里想著那是塊金子，你就會(huì)很高興。這樣與你擁有真正的金塊效果沒(méi)什么不同。依我之見(jiàn)，你擁有那金塊時(shí)，也從沒(méi)用過(guò)?！边@故事說(shuō)明，一切財(cái)物如不使用等于沒(méi)有。