第一篇：英語短劇劇本——大學生活的意義

True meaning of college life 旁白一：What’s the true meaning of the life? This question is hovering in my mind when I entered the college。（多鏡頭切換，從不同視角拍主角在在操場行走）

生活的真正意義是什么？當我邁進大學開始，這個問題就在我的腦海盤旋。

（開始回憶最開始進入大學的時候）I still remember that day when I came here first day.（提著行李箱，站在南門，抬頭著校門對大學充滿了期望）As time goes by, I feel more and more confused about the college life.Because this problem has been bothering me for long.I try my best to find the answer, but everybody has his own feeling.我仍然記得我第一天來到這里的情形。時光流逝，我對于大學生活越來越困惑。這個問題困擾我很久了，我盡我所能的去尋找答案，但是人人都有自己的理解。

Scene 1 第一人：

旁白：Hey, guy, may I ask what university life is like in your mind? 同學，請問你心中的大學生活是什么樣子的? A: well, speaking of university life, it should be rich.In my opinion, we shouldn’t waste the time.What we should do is to make good use of every minute.What’ more, young as we are, university life should be filled with passion.We should go out for the outside world, experiencing something new.A：奧，大學生活啊，應該是充實的。在我看來，不應該任時間被浪費掉。應該充分利用每一分鐘。其次，對于年輕人而言，大學生活還應該是富有激情的。我們要多出去見識一下世面，多闖蕩闖蕩。

B:I rarely surf the Internet in my daily life, sometimes I just do for some profiles and current affairs.In my opinion,I think we should go out for a walk more, rather than stay in the dormitory, chat on the Internet, see some bad idol drama.Oh,look at this book,it is very wonderful and amazing,it is useful.I’ve been appealed to it.Oh.I am so sorry, It is time for listening.翻譯：我平時很少上網(wǎng)，偶爾上網(wǎng)也是為了查查資料，了解時事而已啦。在我看來，我們應該多出去走走，而不是天天呆在宿舍，上網(wǎng)聊天，看些亂七八糟的偶像劇。看看這本書，它非常的精彩，也非常的有用。我已經(jīng)被它深深的吸引了。哦，非常抱歉，我該練習聽力了！

第三人：

旁白：hey, guy, what are you doing? C: studying of course, what else will you do, if you don’t study on campus? Shit!Stand by please, I’m very busy.Don’t bother me, OK? Come on!Come on!Come on!Oh my GOD!OK!OK!Take it easy.Frankly speaking, as an adult, what the most important is enjoying yourself here and now.We have no time before we really go to work.Don’t you think so?

C：當然是在學習嗎！來大學不學習，那是來干什么的！

第四人：

D: Stupid Cunt!College isn’t the ivory tower that you have imagined!College is bridge which relates us to society.College students are supposed to take a knowledge for the society in advance and get out for the outside world!(QQ聲音響起)Oh，It is high time that I talked about the practical job.Don’t bother me.旁白二：Having listened to all the answer, life is becoming more vast and hazy for me.I think it is not what I want.What exactly university life is like;I cannot wait for a second to find out the answer.I want to get more.在聽了他們的答案后，我對生活更加迷茫。我想這不是我要的答案。那大學生活打底應該想什么樣??？我等不及了，我想知道更多的答案。

Scene 2 E: Now I am finally experiencing the university which I have been dreaming for a long time!I have dreamt about the university life is this?(早上9點才起床，伸懶腰，戴上眼鏡。在床上完了一會手機，一晃就10點半啦。慢吞吞的下床，繼續(xù)打游戲)E: However, now this is like:(凌晨5點半起床，匆匆忙忙起床，在電腦上查閱資料，寫作業(yè)，一直重復這樣的工作直到12點，才緩緩地上床睡覺。

F: Now that we have come to university, I thought it would be like this: But actually:(與美女擦肩邂逅，共同學習，約會；實際上，碰了一個哥們兒，成為了好基友)

旁白三：My dormitory mates don’t give me the answer.I would figure out my life.I would catch the true meaning of the college life.我的室友沒有給我答案。我想自己去追尋生活，我自己去找尋真諦。

Scene 3

C: Hi!Did you see the recruitment of a variety of part-time job? It sounds nice!嗨，你看到了很多兼職在招人嗎？聽上去不錯額！

D: I saw that!There would be a lot of little posters around the university, says “Recruitment……100 Yuan an hour.” I have just done plenty of part-time jobs, such as a private tutor, a laptop salesman, a KFC salesman and so on.Let me see, oh, adding up to five.I think that I could make much money.我看見了。校園里到處都是很多小廣告，上面寫著“招聘……一小時100元”我已經(jīng)找了很多兼職了，比如家教，電腦銷售員，肯德基服務員等等。讓我想想，加起來有5個吧。我想這可以轉(zhuǎn)不少的錢啦

C: Oh my god, five? You must be crazy.You have taken in so many part-time jobs, will you have enough time to complete your study? Don’t forget that you have also joined the Student’s Union.我的天哪，5個？你肯定是瘋了。你找了這么多兼職，你還是時間學習嗎？別忘了，你還參加了學生會額。

D: You thought too much, association is just a few people gathering around for playing, how busy can we be?（OK,OK,I know ,Thank you for giving me the opportunity）, I’m gonna have an interview, baby, wait for me here!

你想多了，學生會只是一群人聚在一起玩，我們怎么可能會忙啊？（好的，好的，謝謝你給我這次機會），我現(xiàn)在有一個面試，親愛的，等我啊！

Scene 8 Midnight 深夜

C: Why did you come back so late? Is it that you have found a girl in the society and unwilling to come back to dormitory again? 你怎么回來這么晚啊？是不是在外面找了個女朋友不愿意回寢室啦？

D: Stop it!What are you babbling? I got up early in the morning to help them publicize our society, in the afternoon I attended a meeting ,and I just come back from my part-time job.Tomorrow I’ll get up early to prepare a plan.How can I have the time to meet girls? 閉嘴吧！你腦子在想些什么？我一大早起床幫助他們安排學生工作，下午我又去開會，我現(xiàn)在才做了兼職回來。明早我還得準備一個策劃啊。我哪有時間約會？

C:See what.I’ve told you.You have undertaken too much works, sooner or later you’ll get your hands full.看吧，我早告訴你了，你做這么多工作，遲早你會手忙腳亂的。D:Then you’re satisfied to sit here and play LOL with you all day along? 總比你安于待這兒整天打游戲吧

C: You must have forgotten that it is tomorrow that the higher mathematics homework should be hand on.你肯定忘了明天高數(shù)課要交作業(yè)啊。

D: What? Come on, let me copy yours.There is no time！什么，快，讓我抄一下，沒時間了

C: It is you to write the movie script of your English group, you won’t be able to finish them all.你還要寫英語劇本額，你肯定不可能完成的。

旁白四：I will complete my college life.Although I have done so many matters, I make my life mess.I found that I am not what I just thought.I don’t become a xueba, I don’t find a girlfriend……I am still caught in trouble.Maybe you have got an better answer? 我即將完成我的學業(yè)。盡管我做了很多，但是我卻將他們弄得一團糟。我發(fā)現(xiàn)我和當初想的完全不一樣。我沒有成為學霸，沒有找到女朋友……我還是迷茫。也許你會有更好的答案。

結(jié)尾視頻：(大家一起拍)From this video, I don’t know whether you understand college life.But no matter what you do , no matter what you think ,never waste your every minute.（最后一句大家一起說）Because time doesn’t wait you!

從這個短片中，我不知道你們是否明白大學生活的真諦，但是不管你還在做什么，不管你還在想什么，都不要浪費你的每一分鐘。因為時間不會等你！

第二篇：英語短劇劇本

英語短劇劇本 三只小豬修房子

人物：主持人、老狼、三只小豬

地點：野外 主持人：

Long long ago, there lived three little pigs and a wolf in the forest.(很久很久以前，森林里住著三只小豬和一只狼。)

Look!The three little pigs are coming.(瞧，三只小豬來啦！)小豬一： What are you doing.brothers?(你們在干嘛呢，哥哥們？)小豬二：

I’m building a house with leaves.(我在用葉子做房子呢)小豬三：

I’m building a house with sticks.(我在用木棍做房子呢)小豬一：

But leaves and sticks are not strong.(但是，葉子和木

棍一點也不堅固呀。)小豬二：

What are you doing ,little brother?(那你在做什么呢，小弟弟？)小豬一：

I’m building a house with sticks。（我用磚頭做房子呢。）小豬二：

Bricks？ That’s very difficult!（磚頭？ 那很困難?。。┬∝i一：

I know, but sticks are very strong and safe!

(我知道，但是磚頭很結(jié)實！)

主持人：

Oh… wolf is coming.Be careful, three little pigs(喔

…狼來了，小心點兒，三只小豬。)狼：

Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小豬小豬快

開門。)小豬二和三一起說：NO NO NO go away?。ú徊徊?，你走開?。?/p>

狼：吹

主持人： But leaves and sticks are not strong.（但是樹葉和木棍

一點也不結(jié)實。）

The wolf blows down the house.(狼把房子吹倒了)

He eats the pigs（他把2只小豬吃了）

狼：

Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小豬小豬快

開門。)小豬一：NO NO NO go away?。ú徊徊?，你走開?。?/p>

狼：

吹

主持人：The wolf blows and blows.(狼吹了又吹)

But bricks are very strong(但是磚頭做的房子非常堅

固。)

The wolf go away.(所以老狼灰溜溜的走了。)

所以人： Thank you!

第三篇：劇本-英語短劇

灰姑娘的百萬英鎊

Betty-灰姑娘Sally-富翁姐Tom-富翁弟Penny-衣店老板Jimmy-衣店小二Jason-白馬王子Jessica-后媽Susan-后姐William-后哥Bobby-歌星 James-主持人Robin-酒店服務員Julia-服務員 Angel-服務員 Vicky-有錢人

第一幕（Betty在認真掃地，Susan比劃衣服，William高興地吃東西）

Susan：Bobby will hold a concert the day after tomorrow, I’m so excited.William: Oh,he is a real superstar,I want to go there.Betty: I want to go too.Susan:You?Look at yourself,so dirty and so ugly.Jessica:Clean the room and cook for us,you have many things to do.so if you want to go,finish your work.第二幕（Tom and Sally正在享受按摩）

Sally: life is so boring.Tom:I agree with you,Life is so boring.Sally:Let’s have a bet.Tom:Bet on?

Sally:Ok, we will give a poor person a million pound and I think everyone will like him because of his money,he will live a happy life.Tom: Sally,I don’t think so.Money is not everything, we can live a happy lives without money,we have love.Sally: Sure,Let’s go and find the person,Er..who will be the luck dog.第三幕（Betty做完工作，正試著衣服）

William：Susan, look at Betty,her dress is so beautiful.Susan:Mom,mom.I like her dress(搶衣服)

Betty：No，that’s my dress.It’s my father bought for me.Jessica: It’s doesn’t matter,Susan.(轉(zhuǎn)臉對Betty)，you are our servant.Get out!and clean the garden,pick up all the leaves.第四幕（Betty委屈的揀樹葉，看著William等離開，Tom和Sally在花園外看到Betty）Sally：oh，Young lady.would you please come here a moment?

Betty:Who? me?

Tom:Yes, you.Betty: What can I do for you?

Tom: I wonder, young lady.if you’d mind us asking a few questions?

Betty: Certainly.Sally: What’s your name? why don’t you join the concert?

Betty: My name is Betty.I can’t go, because I must do housework at home, and I have no money to buy the ticket.Sally: Tom, give her the letter.Betty: For me?

Tom: For you.Oh no, you mustn’t open it now.you may open it 30 minutes later.Betty: Why?

Sally: There’s money in it.Betty: Thank you!But I can’t receive it.Tom: We appreciate your honesty, young lady.That’s why We give you the letter.Sally: Betty ,30 minutes later, promise?

Betty: Promise!

Sally: Let’s go, Tom.(30 minutes Betty打開信封)

Betty：Oh my god!

第五幕（衣店，Betty進店，Jimmy 上）

Jimmy：What can I do for you?

Betty: Can you show me some dresses?

Penny 上下打量Betty，指示Jimmy帶到地下室

Jimmy：This way!

Betty: Thank you

Jimmy: These dresses are fashionable.They are new style in this summer.Penny: Jimmy, serve her quickly and get her out of the side door.Jimmy:Yes, madam。

Betty: l like this one, l willwear it, er……..l don’t want to pay now.If you don’t mind , l’d like to open an account andsettlewithyou in three day, you see l haven’t any small change.Jimmy: Here we go,l suppose a beautiful young lady like you can only carry large change.Betty: l just don’t want to embarrass you with a large note.Jimmy: what makes you think we can’t change a large note? As a matter of fact, we can!Betty: In that case, there’s no problem!

(Jimmy拿著錢驚呆，一句話也說不出來)

Penny: What ' s up? What ' s the trouble What ' s wanting?

Betty: I am waiting for my change.Penny: Come, come, get her her change Jimmy, let her going.Jimmy: Change?

Penny: Change!

Jimmy: Could it..., is it easy...?(把錢遞給Penny)

Penny: Oh my lady GaGa.Jimmy, you are a fool.(轉(zhuǎn)臉對Betty)take off this dress, and follow me, pick the best in.This way please.Look at this one, and this one.They are fit for you.Betty: I come here for only one dress.Penny: you need these all seasons.Betty: Oh, I can ' t give you all these orders.Or you have to wait indefinitely for payment.Penny: Indefinitely, a weak word.Eternally, Lady.Betty: Thank you.(Betty穿上了漂亮的裙子，去演唱會)

第六幕（演唱會，F(xiàn)ans尖叫Bobby I love you）

James: Ok let’s welcome our superstar, Bobby!

女保鏢上，Bobby戴墨鏡走上舞臺，唱Michael Jackson的歌，眾人歡呼，Bobby和Susan握手，Susan暈，被拖下。Bobby 繼續(xù)握手。

這時Jessica看到Betty

Jessica: Are you Betty?(自言自語)What happened to her? Look at her dress, It’s beautiful.Fans: She is a millionaire in the newspaper.Jessica: Dear god!Forgive me.(轉(zhuǎn)臉對Betty)Let’s go home together, my daughter.Do you want

to drink or eat something, I’ll buy some for you.Wait for me a moment.(William和Susan看到Jessica對Betty好，很不高興)

William: Don’t go home with us.Susan: I hate you forever.（準備推到Betty）

Jason出現(xiàn)、阻止，一起走出演唱會

Betty: Thank you

Jason: It’s my pleasure.Would you mind to answering me a few question?

Betty: Yes.Jason: Who are they? Why do they want to hurt you?

Betty: Oh they are the children of my stepmother.They don’t like me.And I can’t go home.Jason: You should find a hotel now.Let’s go.(找到酒店，Betty和Jason道別)

Betty: Thanks for helping me

Jason: You are welcome, goodnight

Betty: Goodnight

第七幕（酒店內(nèi)）

Robin: who live in NO.300 room

Angel：Miss Mu

Robin: I’ll move her up.Robin: prepare the suite immediately, send up fresh flower-rose.I want you to pay attention to what I have to say.Go back to the door and look out for that girl-the millionaire.Angel: Yes, sir.Robin: Excuse me, Miss Mu, you have to move up this room, the room is occupied by a millionaire.Vicky: This is where I am, and this is where I stay.What’s the meaning of this? Get out, all of you.Robin: You must move, and I assure you, It’s temporary.Vicky: Who will come here?

Robin: A young lady-Betty, she is a millionaire.Vicky: I won’t stand for it.This country is going to the dogs.(Betty進酒店)

Robin: Good evening, lady, and welcome.We are honored that you can be here.We can show you all your comforts.Julia: Allow me, this way

(Vicky 很生氣，于是她想了一個辦法)

Vicky: Everybody likes Betty why? she only has a million pound note,yes, Because of her money, HaHa……(自言自語)

Vicky: Julia, can you do me a favor?

Julia: Of course, madam.Vicky: Go to the No.300 room, and find the million pound note, then hide it, next tell the reportor that Betty is a liar.Julia: Yes Madam.（消息很快傳開）

Robin：Really？Really？Really？Really？Ok，move her out right now.Jimmy&Penny: she is not a millionaire.(把送的衣服全搶回來)，she is a real liar.(一起說Liar，Liar，Pants on fire)

(Jason出現(xiàn))

Jason: What is wrong with you?

Betty: I can’t find the million pound note.Jason: Is money important in your life?

Betty: No.listen to me, The million pound note doesn’t belong to me.Jason: Are you kidding?

Betty: It’s not a joke, It’s ture.I’m not rich.I have not money, I’m not a millionaire.Jason: Betty, I don’t care whether you’re rich or poor.Betty: you’re wonderful.Angel: Betty, The million pound note is under the carpet in the hall.Betty: Thank you!

Betty: I’ll take the note back to that two kind-hearted people tomorrow.最后一幕

Betty: Thank you, but I don’t need so much money, I can live a happy live without money.Tom: Sally, I win the bet, I told you before that note can do anything.Jason: May I say something?

Tom&Sally: Jason? My dear son&nephew.Jason: I agree that the note is extremely powerful but It is quite ture to say that it can do anything.You see I love Betty because she is Betty, not a millionaire.Sally: Come, come, Jason.But for the note you’d never have met.Tom: How do you know? They might have been fated to meet.完（金錢不是萬能的，不要因為它忽略你身邊的愛）

第四篇：英語短劇劇本

Little Red Riding Hood 小紅帽

第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum：

(媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌紫的水果放在籃子里）

Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy，what are you doing?

Mum：（一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma.Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!

Mum：（親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說）Be good.Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum：

Bye-bye.Darling.第二場：在路上

(一陣輕快的音樂遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)

Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful!（放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf.I am hungry.(做找東西狀,東張西望)Here is a little red riding hood.Hi!Little Red Riding Hood.Where are you going?(做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)

Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma.But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look!6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)

Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后）

Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello!Baby ducks，how are you?

Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?

Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．

第三場：Grandma家

Grandma：

（喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now.(做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma’ s house?(高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it’s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang．

Grandma：

Who is it？

Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It’s me.Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：

(邊說邊起床)Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊)Grandma , I’ll eat you.Grandma：（驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）

灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma．

Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音)Who is it？

Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood.What a strange noise!

Wolf：Come in，Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌紫，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh!What are big ears!

Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow!What a big eyes!

Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh!What a big hand.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look!What a big hands?

Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!

Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No!No!

Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It’s delicious.I still sleep.I like sleeping.Hunter：

(一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場)Where’s the wolf? Look!A door．(推門)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(發(fā)出呼呼的響聲)

Hunter：

(端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach!(摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside.I must be hurry．(從桌紫拿起剪刀，舉起)Look!Scissors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．

Hunter：

Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．

Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．

Grandma：

(從桌紫拿來針線)

Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three.Hunter：

(把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里)

Grandma：

I'll thread it.Hunter：

(拿起槍)Woke up!

Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter：

You big bad wolf, raise your arms!

Wolf：(邊跑邊說)Help!Don’t shot me!

Hunter：（開槍）Bang, bang!

Wolf：(應聲倒下)

Hunter：

The bad wolf is dead．

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah!Thank you．

Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you Whose Fault Cast Mr.Green Miss Blue Police Nurse Doctor Daughter------------------Scene I(Green Garden St.)(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr.Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens...Two people came out of their cars angrily...)Miss Blue: Oh!It's you, Mr.Green...Do you know how to drive your car? Mr.Green: You see that I was driving across the road!Wow!There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)Police: What's happened? Mr.Green: She has bumped into my car!Miss Blue: No!It is himself that drove past the red light...(Quarrel again...)Police: Has any one been injured? Mr.Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.Miss Blue: I ache all over too.(Both of them mourn painfully...)Police: Then I'll call an ambulance(O-E-O-E...).------------------Scene II(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)Nurse: Who is injured?(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)Nurse: What's your name, Mr.? Mr.Green: Call me DPP Green.Nurse:(Unhappy facial expression)Oh!Go to the corner and sit there.Mr.Green: But...(nurse interrupts)Nurse: Go!Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss? Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue.Nurse:(gentle and smiles)Oh, Miss this side, please.Would you tell me how you are feeling? Miss Blue: Oh!I ache all over...Nurse: OK!I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.(Mr.Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)Mr.Green: Nurse, I...I feel...Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?(Mr.Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...)Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.Doctor: Ok!I see...How are you, Miss? Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...Doctor:(Check)It's ok...don't worry about it.I'll give you some medicine.You'll get well soon......Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..(Miss Blue leaves.)Doctor: Next one.(Mr.Green comes in and Dr.reads his medical record)You are called DPP Green!Mr.Green: Yeah!Any problem with that ? Doctor: Hmm...(Consider)DPP Green(Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you? Mr.Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache(The doctor interrupts him impatiently)...Doctor: I...I...I see, Miss Lin – give Mr.Green an injection...Mr.Green: What? An injection?(Nurse takes out the syringe)Nurse: Where do you want to inject?(Mr.Green is frightened and shivering...)Mr.Green: Well, doctor...that...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.Nurse: Wait!Don't go...(Nurse pulls Mr.Green and forces him to enter the injection room)Mr.Green: Wow!......That hurts!(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr.Green leaves in terrible pain.)------------------Scene III(Taiwan House)(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)Daughter: Dad...Mom...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale.Mom, you look terrible, too.Mr.Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother...Miss Blue: What!That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for...(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)Daughter: Oh!I understand it.Even since the Presidential Election, there's no peace in our home.(Both of them are still quarrelling....)

英文小短劇本文轉(zhuǎn)自004km.cniminal?

S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.N:(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)

S: What?

T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）

T: Let's go guys!(歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......英語童話劇(劇本)Rabbit's birthday

旁白：There are a lot of lovely animals in the forests.They're living a happy life.Little rabbit wants to invite some friends to his birthday party.Early in the morning, the rabbits are busy.第一幕

1.音樂起，房子，小樹上場 Houses: We are houses.Trees: We are trees.Tree1: I'm tree.I'm a little tree.Tree2: I'm green.Tree3: I'm tree.I'm a beautiful tree.Trees: We are the forest.(樹后退至背景處)2.音樂起，花上場

Flower1: I'm red flower.Flower2: I'm yellow flower.Flower3: I'm purple flower.Flower4: I'm blue flower.Flower5: I'm pink flower.Flowers: We are flowers.3 音樂起兔上

Rabbit: Today is my birthday.I invite a lot of friends to my birthday party.I'm waiting for them in my house.(到房子里等待，從窗口探出頭等待)第二幕：小兔朋友上場 1、音樂起，蘿卜上

Turnip: I'm a turnip.I grow and grow.I'm getting bigger and bigger.I'm ripe now.2、音樂起，猴子跳上場

Monkey1: I'm monkey.I can jump.Monkey2: I'm monkey.I can jump,too.Monkey1: Little rabbit invited us to her birthday.Let's go.Monkey2: OK!邊跳邊唱兒歌：Might as well jump.Jump!Go ahead, jump.Might as well jump.Jump!Go ahead, jump.3、遇見蘿卜

Turnip： Hello, monkeys!Look I'm ripe.Please pull me up.Monkey1: Today is rabbit's birthday.We can take this turnip as a birthday present for her.Monkey2: All right.Let's try.Monkeys: Hi-yo!Hi-yo!One, two,three!Hi-yo!Hi-yo!One, tow,three!We can't pull you out!4、小豬上場

Pig : Oink-Oink!I want to go to rabbit's birthday!Oink-Oink!~~ Monkey1: Pig!Pig!Help!Help!Pig : What are you doing ? Monkey2: We want to take this turnip as a birthday present for rabbit.But we can't pull it out.Please help us!Pig& Monkeys: Hi-yo!Hi-yo!One, two,three!Hi-yo!Hi-yo!One, tow,three!We can't pull you out!5、小鳥上場 [Little birds]mp3 跳舞 放音樂 Bird1: I'm bird.Bird2: I'm bird.I can sing in the tree.Bird3: I'm bird,too.Birds: We're birds.Monkey1: Birds!Birds!Help!Help!Monkey2: We want to take this turnip as a birthday present for rabbit.But we can't pull it out.Please help us!Animals: Hi-yo!Hi-yo!One, two,three!Hi-yo!Hi-yo!One, tow,three!We can't pull you out!6、獅子上場，音樂起

(看見小動物們)Lion : Roar-Roar!What are you doing? Monkey1: We want to take this turnip as a birthday present for rabbit(聲音要膽怯)Lion：I want to go with you.Animals: No,no no.Go away!Lion: I know I'm not good.But~~I can help you pull out the turnip.(動物們討論一下)Animals：All right.But you must treat everyone well from now on.Lion: OK!Animals: Hi-yo!Hi-yo!One, two,three!Hi-yo!Hi-yo!One, tow,three!Hurrah!Hurrah!We pull out the big turnip!Lion: Let's carry the big turnip to the rabbits.Monkey1: Let's go!Monkey2: Let's sing.Animals: OK!(扛著蘿卜，唱著歌，繞場一周)

第三幕：在小兔家，小兔一家正在準備東西 1（獅子來敲門，小兔聽見獅子，不敢開門）Lion: Open the door!Open the door!Rabbit: Oh!Lion!I don't want to open the door!Mumy: Dear, please open the door.Rabbit: No,no!Mumy: No, it's not good.We are all the friends.(小兔想了一下）Rabbit: OK!(大家進門，把禮物送給小兔)Animals: Happy birthday to you!Rabbit: Thank you!2 兔媽媽端上水果

Rabbit: Apples, apples, red apples!(邊說邊分)Animals：Apples, apples, red apples!Rabbit: Bananas,bananas, yellow bananas!Animals: Bananas,bananas, yellow bananas!Rabbit: Grapes, grape,purple grape!Animals: Grapes, grape,purple grape!Animals：Apple red, apple sweet~~~(音樂起，圍著大蘿卜又唱又跳)Rabbit: Hello,friends!Come on!Let's dance.Let's sing!Animals: Happy birthday to you!(蛋糕上，擺pose)(全劇終)

第五篇：英語搞笑短劇劇本

三打白骨精

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒

J：沙僧

B：白骨精（何平）B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆B3：B變化成的老頭 T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now? S: Bajie, map!E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look, boss(湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)? E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady, you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!(準備

開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!

B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No, sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? E: Oh, Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How, how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder, please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）

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