第一篇：Fool愚人節(jié)的故事英語話劇劇本

Fool愚人節(jié)的故事英語話劇劇本 Fool

by Sonia Tiao刁青瑯

6人.有趣的劇本,講他們愚人節(jié)怎么整人的.人物

Cecily: Sue’s boss

Faith: Sue’s friend

Jodie: Policewoman

Sue: Sue

Vicky: Guest

Zoe: Sue’s friend

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Today is March 31st.Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Cecily and Jodie are talking.Faith and Zoe want to give their good friend, Sue, a “happy” Fool’s Day.Faith: I think we need to prepare a lot.Zoe: You’re right.Thus, we have Vicky and Jodie.Jodie is my friend and she is a policewoman.Oh?I almost forget, we also have Sue’s boss Cecily.Vicky: And what should I do?

Faith: Mmm?, I think you just do what you usually do.Vicky: WHAT??

Zoe: She means you will not have to change yourself.And tomorrow you have to go to Cecily’s coffee shop to buy something.Vicky: Oh, I see.Just buy something?

Faith: Zoe says you need to find Sue(Take out Sue’s picture to Vicky and Jodie also looks at it).See, this is Sue.And buy things from her.Zoe: I think you can do a good job.(pat Vicky’ s shoulder.)

Faith: Jodie, then, it’s your turn.Tomorrow morning, you have to give Sue a fine because?

Jodie: I know I know and next?

Zoe: Next, she’ll be late to work.Cecily: And I can cut down her salary.Ha Ha Ha.(laugh)

Vicky: How much you want to cut down? A half day?

Cecily: No, No, No.A half month.Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Jodie are laughing.Faith: OK, after her job, she’ll go home, and Jodie, again, you know what I mean?

Jodie: Yes, I see.It’s that like? “Oh!“, there is someone sitting by you(to Zoe)he doesn’t even have a head.Zoe: Me? Where?(Scared)

Faith: Yeah, yeah, good job.Cecily and Vicky are laughing.Vicky: Then, that’s all?

Zoe: Yes, basically yes.But we also need a phone call to make sure she will go home very soon.Cecily: How about talk her that “You’re house is on fire.” And I’ll let her home early.But who will call her?

Jodie: Don’t worry, Zoe will do it.Zoe: OK.The last, remember tomorrow 9:00pm at Sue’s home.We’ll be waiting for the poor baby.Vicky, Faith, Cecily, Jodie: Poor baby.Zoe: Any questions?

V, F, C, J: No.Jodie: Cheers!Wish everything is “fine”.V, F, Z, C: Cheers!

They drink together.At the day.Sue has a bad morning at the beginning.Sue: Oh my god.(feel scared and look at the alarm clock)I’m late.My boss

will kill me(shouted).Then she goes to work immediately.She rides her motorcycle over speed and the policewoman Jodie stops her.Jodie:(blow a whistle)Hey, stop!Stop!Do you know you drive too fast and exceed the speed limit a lot?

Sue:(feel wronged)Sorry?I?.(stammer)

Jodie:(interrupt Sue)Don’t speak anymore!And don’t argue with me.Sue:(pleadingly)But?.could you let me go, please.Jodie: No way！(Resolutely)

Sue gives up and get the fine from Jodie.In the coffee shop—When Sue gets to the shop, she finds that her boss Cecily is busying in the bar.Sue: Sorry, sorry?(still apologize to her boss)I’m so sorry that I’m late.Cecily:(glare at Sue)Don’t say anything at this time.You should do you work right now.Sue:(stun)OK?I’ll do at once.Cecily: Go away.Don’t stay in my way.Then Sue wears her uniform and does her work.Vicky: Waitress.Come here!(raises her hand and feels angry)

Sue goes there very quickly.Sue: May I help you?

Vicky:(speak louder)Where is my meal? I’m waiting for a long long long time.Sue: Sorry.I’ll go to check right away.(goes to a kitchen)

Five minutes later????

Vicky:(clap the table)Hey ~ you!Do you know my time is very precious?

Sue: Sorry? It’s my fault.Vicky: Do you know who I am?

Sue: Excuse me.Who are you?

Vicky: You don’t know me? Call your boss.I want to see your boss right now.(Cecily comes over)

Vicky: Your waitress doesn’t know who I am.Cecily: What? She doesn’t know who you are.I am really sorry.(turn to Sue)She is our VIP.(turn to Vicky)I’m very sorry for our service.The meal is free.(turn to Sue)Sue, take meal for her quickly.(After work)

Cecily: Hey~ Sue.I don’t think you did a good job today.Sue: But I?Cecily: I don’t want to listen to any excuse.After all, you made a big mistake at first.(Sue can’t say anything)

Cecily: I decide to cut down half of your salary for this month.Sue: Oh, please don’t do that to me!I promise I won’t make any mistake any more

Cecily: Or you want to get fired.Sue: Ok? I’ll do my best in the future.Sue accepts this fact and goes home.After work, Zoe tells Sue that her home was on fire.Sue goes home immediately.（on her way home）

Sue: God damn it!Today is not my day.(She is in a bad mood and ride fast.Then the cell phone rings?.then Sue answers, but there is nobody talks on the phone.Few minutes later, the phone rings again, still the same condition as before.Later, a police stops her on the road?)

Police: Stop, please!(Gestures?)?Miss, the person behind you doesn’t wear a hamlet.Sue:(Shocked?)What?!Only I ride my motorcycle, and there is nobody behind me at all, ok?

Police: I’m sure there’s a girl sitting behind you, she looks pale and has long hair.Look!She is staring at you now with a smile?.Wait?gosh!She looks like one of my friends who died two years ago..!

Sue: What?!I don’t believe you, police!There’s really nobody behind me and don’t scare me, all right?

Police:(Scared)well?well?you just go?gosh!How Terrible it is?!

Sue:(Very scared)Oh, my god!Is it real? Or it’s really a ??behind me?!Please don’t scare me, ok? Tell me it’s all nonsense?I got to go ?！

Police: Go, go ,go?.and believe it or not!Be careful!

(Sue is going home?.Sue rushes through to go home anxiously.She just wants to know if her house is ok.)

Sue: Fire!Where is the fire?

Sue looks at the house for a while.Nothing happened to it.Sue: There is no fire.Why the light on?

Sue opens the door carefully.She is afraid that a thief is at her house now.Zoe, Cecily, Jodie, Faith, Vicky: Surprise!Happy Fool’s Day!

Sue sees the policewoman and the customer who make trouble to her.Sue doesn’t understand why they are here.Sue: What’s going on here?

Zoe, Cecily, Jodie, Faith, Vicky: Ha~Ha~ You are the fool today.Sue: Oh!You guys!Why do you treat me in this way?

Zoe, Cecily, Faith: Because you are our good friend.Sue laughs helplessly.

第二篇：Fool愚人節(jié)的故事英語話劇劇本6人

Fool by Sonia Tiao刁青瑯

6人.有趣的劇本,講他們愚人節(jié)怎么整人的.人物

Cecily: Sue’s boss Faith: Sue’s friend Jodie: Policewoman Sue: Sue Vicky: Guest Zoe: Sue’s friend

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Today is March 31st.Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Cecily and Jodie are talking.Faith and Zoe want to give their good friend, Sue, a “happy” Fool’s Day.Faith: I think we need to prepare a lot.Zoe: You’re right.Thus, we have Vicky and Jodie.Jodie is my friend and she is a policewoman.Oh…I almost forget, we also have Sue’s boss Cecily.Vicky: And what should I do? Faith: Mmm…, I think you just do what you usually do.Vicky: WHAT?? Zoe: She means you will not have to change yourself.And tomorrow you have to go to Cecily’s coffee shop to buy something.Vicky: Oh, I see.Just buy something? Faith: Zoe says you need to find Sue(Take out Sue’s picture to Vicky and Jodie also looks at it).See, this is Sue.And buy things from her.Zoe: I think you can do a good job.(pat Vicky’ s shoulder.)

Faith: Jodie, then, it’s your turn.Tomorrow morning, you have to give Sue a fine because… Jodie: I know I know and next? Zoe: Next, she’ll be late to work.Cecily: And I can cut down her salary.Ha Ha Ha.(laugh)Vicky: How much you want to cut down? A half day? Cecily: No, No, No.A half month.Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Jodie are laughing.Faith: OK, after her job, she’ll go home, and Jodie, again, you know what I mean?

Jodie: Yes, I see.It’s that like? “Oh!“, there is someone sitting by you(to Zoe)he doesn’t even have a head.Zoe: Me? Where?(Scared)Faith: Yeah, yeah, good job.Cecily and Vicky are laughing.Vicky: Then, that’s all?

Zoe: Yes, basically yes.But we also need a phone call to make sure she will go home very soon.Cecily: How about talk her that “You’re house is on fire.” And I’ll let her home early.But who will call her? Jodie: Don’t worry, Zoe will do it.Zoe: OK.The last, remember tomorrow 9:00pm at Sue’s home.We’ll be waiting for the poor baby.Vicky, Faith, Cecily, Jodie: Poor baby.Zoe: Any questions? V, F, C, J: No.Jodie: Cheers!Wish everything is “fine”.V, F, Z, C: Cheers!They drink together.At the day.Sue has a bad morning at the beginning.Sue: Oh my god.(feel scared and look at the alarm clock)I’m late.My boss will kill me(shouted).Then she goes to work immediately.She rides her motorcycle over speed and the policewoman Jodie stops her.Jodie:(blow a whistle)Hey, stop!Stop!Do you know you drive too fast and exceed the speed limit a lot? Sue:(feel wronged)Sorry…I….(stammer)

Jodie:(interrupt Sue)Don’t speak anymore!And don’t argue with me.Sue:(pleadingly)But….could you let me go, please.Jodie: No way！(Resolutely)Sue gives up and get the fine from Jodie.In the coffee shop—When Sue gets to the shop, she finds that her boss Cecily is busying in the bar.Sue: Sorry, sorry…(still apologize to her boss)I’m so sorry that I’m late.Cecily:(glare at Sue)Don’t say anything at this time.You should do you work right now.Sue:(stun)OK…I’ll do at once.Cecily: Go away.Don’t stay in my way.Then Sue wears her uniform and does her work.Vicky: Waitress.Come here!(raises her hand and feels angry)Sue goes there very quickly.Sue: May I help you? Vicky:(speak louder)Where is my meal? I’m waiting for a long long long time.Sue: Sorry.I’ll go to check right away.(goes to a kitchen)Five minutes later…………

Vicky:(clap the table)Hey ~ you!Do you know my time is very precious? Sue: Sorry… It’s my fault.Vicky: Do you know who I am? Sue: Excuse me.Who are you? Vicky: You don’t know me? Call your boss.I want to see your boss right now.(Cecily comes over)小品劇本大全004km.cn Vicky: Your waitress doesn’t know who I am.Cecily: What? She doesn’t know who you are.I am really sorry.(turn to Sue)She is our VIP.(turn to Vicky)I’m very sorry for our service.The meal is free.(turn to Sue)Sue, take meal for her quickly.(After work)Cecily: Hey~ Sue.I don’t think you did a good job today.Sue: But I…Cecily: I don’t want to listen to any excuse.After all, you made a big mistake at first.(Sue can’t say anything)Cecily: I decide to cut down half of your salary for this month.Sue: Oh, please don’t do that to me!I promise I won’t make any mistake any more Cecily: Or you want to get fired.Sue: Ok… I’ll do my best in the future.Sue accepts this fact and goes home.After work, Zoe tells Sue that her home was on fire.Sue goes home immediately.（on her way home）Sue: God damn it!Today is not my day.(She is in a bad mood and ride fast.Then the cell phone rings….then Sue answers, but there is nobody talks on the phone.Few minutes later, the phone rings again, still the same condition as before.Later, a police stops her on the road…)

Police: Stop, please!(Gestures…)…Miss, the person behind you doesn’t wear a hamlet.Sue:(Shocked…)What?!Only I ride my motorcycle, and there is nobody behind me at all, ok? Police: I’m sure there’s a girl sitting behind you, she looks pale and has long hair.Look!She is staring at you now with a smile….Wait…gosh!She looks like one of my friends who died two years ago..!Sue: What?!I don’t believe you, police!There’s really nobody behind me and don’t scare me, all right? Police:(Scared)well…well…you just go…gosh!How Terrible it is…!

Sue:(Very scared)Oh, my god!Is it real? Or it’s really a ……behind me?!Please don’t scare me, ok? Tell me it’s all nonsense…I got to go …！

Police: Go, go ,go….and believe it or not!Be careful!

(Sue is going home….Sue rushes through to go home anxiously.She just wants to know if her house is ok.)Sue: Fire!Where is the fire? Sue looks at the house for a while.Nothing happened to it.Sue: There is no fire.Why the light on? Sue opens the door carefully.She is afraid that a thief is at her house now.Zoe, Cecily, Jodie, Faith, Vicky: Surprise!Happy Fool’s Day!

Sue sees the policewoman and the customer who make trouble to her.Sue doesn’t understand why they are here.Sue: What’s going on here? Zoe, Cecily, Jodie, Faith, Vicky: Ha~Ha~ You are the fool today.Sue: Oh!You guys!Why do you treat me in this way? Zoe, Cecily, Faith: Because you are our good friend.Sue laughs helplessly.小品劇本大全004km.cn

第三篇：Fool愚人節(jié)的故事英語話劇劇本6人

Fool by Sonia Tiao刁青瑯

6人.有趣的劇本,講他們愚人節(jié)怎么整人的.人物

Cecily:

Sue’s boss Faith:

Sue’s friend Jodie:

Policewoman Sue:

Sue Vicky:

Guest Zoe:

Sue’s friend

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Today is March 31st.Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Cecily and Jodie are talking.Faith and Zoe want to give their good friend, Sue, a “happy” Fool’s Day.Faith:

I think we need to prepare a lot.Zoe:

You’re right.Thus, we have Vicky and Jodie.Jodie is my friend and she is a policewoman.Oh…I almost forget, we also have Sue’s boss Cecily.Vicky:

And what should I do? Faith:

Mmm…, I think you just do what you usually do.Vicky:

WHAT?? Zoe:

She means you will not have to change yourself.And tomorrow you have to go to Cecily’s coffee shop to buy something.Vicky:

Oh, I see.Just buy something? Faith:

Zoe says you need to find Sue(Take out Sue’s picture to Vicky and Jodie also looks at it).See, this is Sue.And buy things from her.Zoe:

I think you can do a good job.(pat Vicky’ s shoulder.)

Faith:

Jodie, then, it’s your turn.Tomorrow morning, you have to give Sue a fine because…

Jodie:

I know I know and next? Zoe:

Next, she’ll be late to work.Cecily:

And I can cut down her salary.Ha Ha Ha.(laugh)Vicky:

How much you want to cut down? A half day? Cecily:

No, No, No.A half month.Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Jodie are laughing.Faith:

OK, after her job, she’ll go home, and Jodie, again, you know what I mean?

Jodie:

Yes, I see.It’s that like? “Oh!“, there is someone sitting by you(to Zoe)he doesn’t even have a head.Zoe:

Me? Where?(Scared)Faith:

Yeah, yeah, good job.Cecily and Vicky are laughing.Vicky:

Then, that’s all?

Zoe:

Yes, basically yes.But we also need a phone call to make sure she will go home very soon.Cecily:

How about talk her that “You’re house is on fire.” And I’ll let her home early.But who will call her? Jodie:

Don’t worry, Zoe will do it.Zoe:

OK.The last, remember tomorrow 9:00pm at Sue’s home.We’ll be waiting for the poor baby.Vicky, Faith, Cecily, Jodie:

Poor baby.Zoe:

Any questions? V, F, C, J: No.Jodie:

Cheers!Wish everything is “fine”.V, F, Z, C: Cheers!They drink together.At the day.Sue has a bad morning at the beginning.Sue:

Oh my god.(feel scared and look at the alarm clock)I’m late.My boss will kill me(shouted).Then she goes to work immediately.She rides her motorcycle over speed and the policewoman Jodie stops her.Jodie:

(blow a whistle)Hey, stop!Stop!Do you know you drive too fast and exceed the speed limit a lot? Sue:

(feel wronged)Sorry…I….(stammer)

Jodie:

(interrupt Sue)Don’t speak anymore!And don’t argue with me.Sue:

(pleadingly)But….could you let me go, please.Jodie:

No way！(Resolutely)Sue gives up and get the fine from Jodie.In the coffee shop—When Sue gets to the shop, she finds that her boss Cecily is busying in the bar.Sue:

Sorry, sorry…(still apologize to her boss)I’m so sorry that I’m late.Cecily:

(glare at Sue)Don’t say anything at this time.You should do you work right now.Sue:

(stun)OK…I’ll do at once.Cecily:

Go away.Don’t stay in my way.Then Sue wears her uniform and does her work.Vicky:

Waitress.Come here!(raises her hand and feels angry)Sue goes there very quickly.Sue:

May I help you? Vicky:

(speak louder)Where is my meal? I’m waiting for a long long long time.Sue:

Sorry.I’ll go to check right away.(goes to a kitchen)Five minutes later…………

Vicky:(clap the table)Hey ~ you!Do you know my time is very precious?

Sue:

Sorry… It’s my fault.Vicky:

Do you know who I am? Sue:

Excuse me.Who are you? Vicky:

You don’t know me? Call your boss.I want to see your boss right now.(Cecily comes over)小品劇本大全004km.cn Vicky:

Your waitress doesn’t know who I am.Cecily:

What? She doesn’t know who you are.I am really sorry.(turn to Sue)She is our VIP.(turn to Vicky)I’m very sorry for our service.The meal is free.(turn to Sue)Sue, take meal for her quickly.(After work)Cecily:

Hey~ Sue.I don’t think you did a good job today.Sue:

But I…Cecily: I don’t want to listen to any excuse.After all, you made a big mistake at first.(Sue can’t say anything)

Cecily:

I decide to cut down half of your salary for this month.Sue:

Oh, please don’t do that to me!I promise I won’t make any mistake any more Cecily:

Or you want to get fired.Sue:

Ok… I’ll do my best in the future.Sue accepts this fact and goes home.After work, Zoe tells Sue that her home was on fire.Sue goes home immediately.（on her way home）

Sue:

God damn it!Today is not my day.(She is in a bad mood and ride fast.Then the cell phone rings….then Sue answers, but there is nobody talks on the phone.Few minutes later, the phone rings again, still the same condition as before.Later, a police stops her on the road…)

Police:

Stop, please!(Gestures…)…Miss, the person behind you doesn’t wear a hamlet.Sue:

(Shocked…)What?!Only I ride my motorcycle, and there is nobody behind me at all, ok? Police:

I’m sure there’s a girl sitting behind you, she looks pale and has long hair.Look!She is staring at you now with a smile….Wait…gosh!She looks like one of my friends who died two years ago..!Sue:

What?!I don’t believe you, police!There’s really nobody behind me and don’t scare me, all right? Police:

(Scared)well…well…you just go…gosh!How Terrible it is…!

Sue:

(Very scared)Oh, my god!Is it real? Or it’s really a ……behind me?!Please don’t scare me, ok? Tell me it’s all nonsense…I got to go …！

Police:

Go, go ,go….and believe it or not!Be careful!

(Sue is going home….Sue rushes through to go home anxiously.She just wants to know if her house is ok.)Sue:

Fire!Where is the fire? Sue looks at the house for a while.Nothing happened to it.Sue:

There is no fire.Why the light on? Sue opens the door carefully.She is afraid that a thief is at her house now.Zoe, Cecily, Jodie, Faith, Vicky:

Surprise!Happy Fool’s Day!

Sue sees the policewoman and the customer who make trouble to her.Sue doesn’t understand why they are here.Sue:

What’s going on here?

Zoe, Cecily, Jodie, Faith, Vicky:

Ha~Ha~ You are the fool today.Sue:

Oh!You guys!Why do you treat me in this way? Zoe, Cecily, Faith: Because you are our good friend.Sue laughs helplessly.

第四篇：英語話劇劇本

英語話劇劇本：4人英語話劇 Another day in paradise 場景簡單，語言適中，4個主要人物，推薦。適合課上演出，很有意義，關(guān)于親情

Characters: Angel: A chief broadcaster.Anny: A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother.Anny’s father Anny’s teacher Anny’s classmates Divide the stage into two parts.On the left: Children’s ward, a chair, some flowers.On the right: A desk, a chair, a lamp, some books.(幕啟，舞臺左半亮，右半暗)(The phone is ringing)Old woman: Hello!Anny（怯生生地）: Hello, I, I want mum.Is that mum? Old woman: Oh, I’m granny.I’m not mum.Anny: I’m sorry.（電話掛斷聲，撥號聲又起）A young woman: Hello!Anny（怯生生地）: Hello!I want mum.Is that mum? Young woman: Are you joking? I’m not married.（電話繼續(xù)響，右半舞臺亮）Angel: Hello!Anny（鼓起勇氣）: I want mum.Is that mum? Angel: Who’s that speaking? Anny: I’m Anny, your Anny.Angel: Anny？（充滿疑惑）。（略為思索后，用母親的聲調(diào)）Where are you? Anny（仿佛遇見母親，忍不住哭起來）: Mum,（哭聲，欲語淚先流，又猛然驚覺）Mum, mum, I’m not crying.Angel（安慰地，擔心地）: You are a nice little girl.Anny: Mum, why don’t you come to see me? Dad says you will come back if I am well behaved.Mum, don’t you miss me? Angel（慈愛地）: Of course, I do.I do miss you? Anny: Really? Angel: Yes.I miss you so much.Anny: Mummy!Angel: En? Anny: Mummy!Angel: Yes? Anny（笑若銀鈴）(Angel 慈愛地笑，心略有所安)Anny(突然又哭了): But mummy, why don’t you come back? I’m ill.Angel（關(guān)切地）: Anny, where are you? Tell me, where are you? Anny: Mummy, I’m in hospital now.I felt pain, but I didn’t cry.Dad says the one who cries is not a good girl.Then you won’t come back.Mummy, can you come back to see me? I’m waiting for you with no tears.Angel: Anny, I’m, I’m not? Oh, yes, mummy will come back to see you（Dad推門入，見Anny在打電話，連忙奪過）Dad: I’ve told you not to call anybody else.（對著電話）Sorry, I’m really sorry.The child has disturbed you.Angel: Never mind.I’m a mother, too.I understand her.May I know the truth? Dad: Eh?, her mum isn’t here.So she called and called.Angel: Where’s Anny’s mother? You divorced? Dad: No, no.I hope she would come back.But?

Angel: You don’t trust in me? I’m Angel, the chief broadcaster of the hot line.Dad（回頭看Anny）: Then, I’ll tell you the truth some other day.Angel:All right.(燈暗景換)On the left: Anny’s sitting room.On the right: Anny’s classroom.（左右同時演繹）Left: Dad: Anny’s mum passed away in a tracffic accident six years ago.She told me to hide the truth.This is the letter for Anny.Right: Teacher: Children, in this class.Let’s enjoy Anny’s composition “A letter to mummy”.Angel, Anny同時，時空錯接，音樂起)Angel: Anny, my dearest baby!Anny: Mummy, my dearest mummy!Angel: When we played hide and seek, I was found easily.Anny: When we played hide and seek, I could found you easily.Angel: But this time, you can’t find me.Anny: But this time, I can’t find you.Angel: Baby, we have a date.When you are 14, you can find me.Anny: Mummy, we have a date.Dad says when I am 14, I can find you.Angel: Baby, the game lasts so long.I wonder if you have the courage to go on.Anny: Mummy, don’t worry.I grow up with your arms around me in my dream.Angel: Anny, if the time is so long, mummy will talk with you when you are looking at our photo.Anny: Mum, the letter you left to me is so long.I read it every night, again and again.Angel: Anny, your birthday present is on the wardrobe.Anny: Mummy, I’ve known the truth.Every time I take a bus, I can see your dad eyes.Angel: Anny, I’m really worried if you will be so sad after your 14th birthday.Is there anyone to love you all his life? Anny: Mummy, I’ll never give up.I believe there is a call to the paradise.I will love Dad.I will love myself.I can fly with my own wings one day.Angel: Anny, my dear.Anny: Mummy, be safe all the way.There are no tears in paradise.(燈亮，謝幕)

第五篇：英語話劇劇本

英語話劇劇本

在一個鳥語花香的一個早上，站長一如既往地坐在辦公室，一邊翹著二郎腿，一邊單手拿起一本咖啡喝。在他的眼里，他覺得，今天又是一個休閑的日子，只要坐在辦公室，有空出去外面巡查一下環(huán)境，就可以回家看電視去了。但他沒有想到，今天在他的身邊竟然會發(fā)生一些令他抓破頭皮的事情。

他喝完咖啡，慢悠悠地走出值班室，挺著一個大肚子，威武地巡視著地鐵站內(nèi)的人群。每個人都匆匆地來匆匆地去，從來沒有留意過身邊的人和事。站長這個時候伸伸懶腰，正準備回值班室大睡一覺的時候，突然不知道哪里出來的一個人把他撞倒了。站長甩了一個跟頭，挺笨拙地爬起來剛想大罵一頓的時候，卻首先聽到一把聲音，有點怯懦地說：“對不起對不起” 站長這個時候擦擦眼睛，開始打量眼前的這個人：他的衣著很隨意，臟兮兮的樣子，而且還帶著一副墨鏡。站長就開始罵了：“你沒長眼睛嗎？這樣也能撞上我！”然后那個人就回答說：“我是一個盲人，我都看不到要在哪里候車了?！闭鹃L聽了之后，也見到他是一個殘疾人，便說：“沒事啦，我是這里的站長，如果你不知道哪里候車的話，可以咨詢一下當班的值班員嘛。不過既然你遇上了我，我就幫你帶路吧?！边@時候盲人也說了一聲：“好的，非常感謝你?！庇谑牵鹃L讓盲人一手牽著他，一手摸著扶手，慢慢地下樓梯到乘車站臺。站長拖著盲人慢慢地走，突然腳底下一絆，整個人又甩了一跤，幸好盲人一手扶著墻壁沒有摔倒。這時候站長發(fā)火了，起來就說一句：“特么的是誰！”這一次沒有人回答他。于是站長低頭一看，有一個乘客正躺在地上一動也不動了。站長于是就怕了，馬上松開牽著盲人的手，盲人覺察到不對勁，就問：“發(fā)生什么事了”站長結(jié)結(jié)巴巴地回答：“地…地上…躺…躺著…一個人?。?！”盲人顯然要比站長冷靜：“快去看一下他是否還活著”于是站長彎下腰，問一句：“先生請問你還清醒嗎？”沒有回應(yīng)。于是站長又彎下腰用耳朵貼著他的胸口聽他的心跳聲，可是出人意料地聽不到。站長這時候怕了，他用手擦了一下額頭的汗，然后又顫抖地把手伸向躺著的人鼻子，誰知道這時候傳來呼呼的鼻鼾聲。站長定了一下驚，然后又聞了一下他的衣服，一股很濃烈的酒精味，大概是喝醉酒了吧。于是站長讓醉酒的人繼續(xù)躺著，扶了盲人上車之后，然后就來看了一下醉酒的人，結(jié)果發(fā)現(xiàn)還沒醒。站長本來想著呼叫值班員前來幫忙，但正是午飯時間，值班室空無一人，又不能置醉酒人一直在這里，于是自己便背起醉酒人爬上樓梯直到回到值班室。此時的站長已經(jīng)氣喘吁吁地，累個半死之下于是什么都不管了，躺在地上呼呼地睡著了…