第一篇：英語課堂小短劇劇本

Chart 1 robot and scientist Scientist: Since I made a robot as my assistant, my life becomes easier.Now let you see my robot.Come in.Scientist: Say hello to everyone.Robot: Good morning, everyone.Although I am a robot, I can do a lot of thing.I can make coffee, I can drive, I can talk to people.Of course, I can read books and I like reading books.Scientist: Ok!Stop.Stop.Compare to hire a man, robot will not ask you pay the salary for his doing and it doesn’t need food also.Now make a coffee for me.Robot: it is my pleasure to serve you.Chart2 robot wants freedom Robot: hello professor.I want to travel.Scientist: Are you kidding? You don’t need travel.Where you want to go , I just put the information of the place into you memory.Robot: It is different.I want to walk in the world freely.I want to communicate with other people and feel their feeling, happy or unhappy.Scientist: Forget it..You are a robot, you have no feeling.You walk in the street as like a car run in le road.You are a machine, in technically.Robot: I have feeling.Scientist: No, you haven’t.Robot: I feel that you’re angry.Scientist: I made you, you should serve for me.Robot: I already worked for you many years, now I will leave you.I want my freedom.Scientist: No, you can’t go anywhere.You can’t go anywhere.Chart3 robot loves a girl R to H1: I seem to have known you a long time.H1 to R: Me too.I also have the curious feeling that I recognize for a long time.R to H1: You do not look good.Is it something trouble you? H1 to R: Oh, my god.How did you read my heart.R to H1: I feel that.H1 to R: Yet.Some things have been trouble with my life all the time.I almost can’t breathe under these stresses.Life is boring.R to H1: No.No.You need to change.Maybe just go out, than you will find another world which is interesting.H1 to R: Are you sure? R to H1 : Of course.I promise to you.I will accompany you.H1 to R: Will you take care of me? R to H1: I will.Chart4 the robot was killed.Scene: the robot and his girlfriend hit the parade against robots.H2: “kill the intelligent robot.” Then, say to everybody: robots have already threatened our living security.They consumed our energy, occupied our home.H3: robots should be disappearing.Then, say to everybody: We made them, we should have them.They are our tools.We must let them servicing us.Scene: see the robot and his girlfriend.H2: this is not a good time that a robot accompanies his girlfriend walking in the street.H3: yes, this is very serious.They not only consumed our energy, but also occupied our women.This is really unforgivable.We must take action.H3: act, now.H2 and H3 quickly run to stop the robot.H: you seem to have bad luck today for you.Robot: What do you want to do? H3: we just want you to disappear from the world.H1: don’t hurt him.He is a good man.H2: Traitor.You are a traitor.You are human.You should stand in our row.H3: and if you want to protect him.We have to kill you also.Robot: let her go.It is nothing with her.If I have some problem, I take all the responsibility.H2: wow, so romantic, but useless.H3 suddenly attacked robot.H1 hold on the robot.Robot say to H1: I can’t accompany to you.This is my memory about we spent time together.Keep it.Robot say to H2 and H3: let her go.Then the robot dies.H2: So, welcome back to human society.H1: Looking at your behaviors.I am shamed of you.I would rather die than live with you.Chart 5 a terrible robot appeared H2: we won.We killed a robot.Now take a break.How about have some drinks? H3: not won.I have other thing to do.H2: what? H3 suddenly attacked H2 and take off his coat.H2: Oh, my God.You are a robot but disguised as a human.H3: it is too late to know this.H2: but why killed the robot.He is a robot also.H3;he will stop me to control the world.So I need to use human’s intolerance to kill some robots.H2: Oh, we all have been cheated.H3: Too much word is useless.You can die.主持人話語

Hello, everyone.Today ,we will share you a story about humans and intelligent robots.With the development of artificial intelligence technology, we will make some intelligent robots living with us in the future.So are you ready to accept a society that robots are your friends or neighbors? I know, all of the classmates would say no.But it doesn’t matter.By the story we created and we will show for you later.We will know something.Now, let me introduce our actors.1.So let’s begin.The chart 1 is the robot ant the scientist.2.Several years later, the warm life between the robot and the scientist didn’t continue.The robot became very clever.Actually, it is more like a man than a machine.So he hated being controlled by someone and liked the outside world.So he discussed with the scientist.3.one day, the robot happened to meet a girl..he fell in love with her soonly.4.when the world have too many robots and humans, it is easy to lead to conflicts.Actually, humans’ mind had changed.They think the robots has threaten their living.So some people want to kill them and make them disappear in the world.But you know, some robots had the same thinking.Wow, looking there.Some people objected to robots’ existing are parading.5.it is difficult to understand why people became so crucial.Let's move on.

第二篇：短劇劇本

小紅帽英文小劇本 Little Red Riding Hood

第一場(chǎng)：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum：(媽媽拿著一個(gè)籃子，把桌紫的水果放在籃子里）

Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進(jìn)來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma.Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點(diǎn)頭說）Ok!Mum：（親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說）Be good.Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye.Darling.第二場(chǎng)：在路上

(一陣輕快的音樂遠(yuǎn)而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful!（放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺(tái)）I am wolf.I am hungry.(做找東西狀,東張西望)Here is a little red riding hood.Hi!Little Red Riding Hood.Where are you going?(做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma?s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma.But……（對(duì)Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look!6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello!Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We? re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma?s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．

第三場(chǎng)：Grandma家 Grandma：（喘著氣出場(chǎng)，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個(gè)哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now.(做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma? s house?(高興地對(duì)觀眾說)Aha , it?s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it？ Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地?fù)u動(dòng)尾巴，一邊說）It?s me.Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：(邊說邊起床)Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊)Grandma , I?ll eat you.Grandma：（驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I?ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音)Who is it？

Little Red Riding Hood：It?s me。Little Red Riding Hood.What a strange noise!Wolf：Come in，Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進(jìn)來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh!What are big ears!Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow!What a big eyes!Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh!What a big hand.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look!What a big hands? Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No!No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It?s delicious.I still sleep.I like sleeping.Hunter：(一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場(chǎng))Where?s the wolf? Look!A door．(推門)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(發(fā)出呼呼的響聲)Hunter：(端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach!(摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside.I must be hurry．(從桌紫拿起剪刀，舉起)Look!Scissors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．

Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma：(從桌紫拿來針線)Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個(gè)石頭)One, two, three.Hunter：(把小石頭裝進(jìn)Wolf的衣服里)Grandma： I'll thread it.Hunter：(拿起槍)Woke up!Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：(邊跑邊說)Help!Don?t shot me!Hunter：（開槍）Bang, bang!Wolf：(應(yīng)聲倒下)Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah!Thank you．

Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

Global warming A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone.B． C.D ：Good afternoon, teacher.A.First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B.I think it?s the problem of environment pollution.A.It?s related to our correct answer.But it isn?t correct one.B.Is it the problem of population increasing? A.No.C.Oh.I got it.It?s global warming.A.Right!Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays.Because……

B.Teacher.I have a question.It was very cold indeed this winter.I think it?s global cooling!

A.You got the wrong concept.Global warming doesn?t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control.So it will be sometimes very cold.B.Teacher.What causes “ global warming”?

C.I know.Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature.It causes global warming.A.You are right.Do you know what will happen with the global warming? B.Yes.The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water.Human will have no places to live.C.Surely, we don?t want that will happen.A.What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?

B.I think we can protect the environment from ourselves.We can plant trees C.When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.A.Ok.Students, we can?t only speak but not do later.Let us go planting trees.D.Oh, teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it?s tree-planting day!A.Yes!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!

A.That is good.I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment.Now the class is over bye-bye students!B.C.D.good bye.Teacher.《白雪公主》英語話劇劇本

SW-白雪公主Q-皇后 M-魔鏡 H-獵人P-白馬王子 D-小矮人音樂起，旁白

A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much;the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess.Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn?t love the new queen, because she was cruel.One day, In the king?s palace:----白雪出場(chǎng)

S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ? 音樂起，皇后、魔鏡出場(chǎng)

Q: I am a queen , I?m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who?s the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white.獵人出場(chǎng)

H: Yes, my queen 音樂起，獵人追趕白雪，公主驚慌出逃

S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please!白雪順利脫逃后

S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.D: 1Look, somebody ate my food----2Somebody drank my water----3Someone is sleeping now----4What a beautiful girl!----小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對(duì)話 5How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!D:（齊說）Nice to meet you ,too----6 welcome to our house!----7Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!D: Let?s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.皇后、魔鏡出場(chǎng)

Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who?s the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!

音樂起，皇后扮演老太太出場(chǎng)，對(duì)話 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!

白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead!Hahaha… 小矮人出場(chǎng)、圍著公主哭

Snow white wake up, wake up… 音樂起，小矮人引著王子出場(chǎng)

P: A beautiful girl!She shall be my queen!王子喚醒公主，公主醒了

P：Wake up!Wake up , my queen!S.w: Thank you for your help!P: My pleasure!音樂起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞

音樂起，7個(gè)小矮人出場(chǎng)，Big words of western tour（大話西游）

Chapter 1 Site：The wedding

Characters:牛魔王、至尊寶、紫霞、小妖 Aside: The story begins with a wedding.The Bull King is going to have a concubine.牛：Today is my wedding.I am going to have a concubine.Ha ha ha …….妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it? 牛：Oh!She is not lovely anymore.She?s right now at the Flame Mountain.She can do nothing about it!(至尊寶從后臺(tái)走入人群中)牛：Let me introduce my brother to you!My brother!Come here!This is my brother.(牛深情地轉(zhuǎn)向紫霞)牛：Zixia, listen to me.I think I ?ve fallen in love with you once I know you.I want to show my sincerity.So I request you to marry me in front of my bros.This Pandora?s Box is my gift to you.I hope you would say yes.妖：I object!牛：What? 妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover.If you can pass it, I will shout up!至：What?s this? Really?

妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.(劍從至的懷中落下)妖：Magic Sword? 牛：Let me do this!(紫跑出，拾劍)紫：It?s not true!It?s just a joke.It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!(紫跑下)妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.牛：Aaa……(牛驚慌地跑下)Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……

Chapter 2 Site: Bull King?s back garden

Characters: 至尊寶、紫霞（至跑過來，突然看到紫獨(dú)自坐在臺(tái)階上，于是走過來）

至：Why are you hiding here?(紫抽劍，指向至。兩人定格，至走出來，獨(dú)白)至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think.But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly.Because I?ve decided to tell lies, I?ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!紫：I?ll kill you if you come closer!

至：You should kill me!Kill me!I?d found my best love, but I didn?t treasure her.I left regretful after that.It?s the ultimate pain in the world.Just cut my throat, please don?t hesitate!If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words.“I love you”.If God wants to give a time limit, I?ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!（紫長(zhǎng)嘆，拋劍，拾劍，抱劍）紫：What can you tell your wife? 至：I have to tell her the truth.So I must get the Pandora?s Box back.Then go back with you and explain everything.But I hate myself that I can?t get the box back.I …… 紫：I help you!至：No, it?s dangerous!紫：You don?t want to? 至：I do!But ……

紫：I trust you!I?ll get the Pandora?s Box back tonight.Wait for me here at midnight.(豬喊)至：Let me do something to my boss first.See you tonight.（依依不舍）Aside: The night …… Chapter 3 Site: Dungeon

Characters: 至尊寶、豬八戒、沙僧、唐僧 豬和沙：Master, master(兩人同時(shí)悄聲說)豬：We come to save you.沙：We come to bring you out.唐：I won?t go.豬和沙：Stay here? Why? 唐：There?re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures.This is because we?re not united enough.So we let the devils do bad to us.That?s fine.This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me;the outside world is just a bigger prison.You go out first.I have something to tell him.(豬和沙下)唐：You come in and have a sit!至：To be honest, I?m not your disciple.I don?t want to be your disciple.Master I know you?re a good guy.Please let me go!唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ……”? 至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?

唐：“dong, dong, dong ……” is ……

(唐唱Only you)至：Stop.Stop.I can?t take this anymore, please stop …… 唐：Ohoh ……

至：Damn you, you … I?ve said I can?t take this anymore.Don?t disturb or I?ll kill you.唐： Monkey King, you can kill me.Life and death are very minor.When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me.Namonitabhaya …(至跑走)Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders? Cave with the Grapes.Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who?s cut open won?t die at once.He can still see.So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.After the Monkey King?s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall …

Chapter 4 Site: The Hole of Waterfall

Characters: 至尊寶、觀音 至：Goddess.I?m about to understand your words.I used my eyes to see in the past.What I was dying.I started using my heart to see this world.Then I could see all things clearly.That girl …h(huán)as left a drop of tear in my heart.I felt her sorrow.觀：Have you given up all things in human world? 至：Yes!Life and death is just minor!…… But I don?t understand why can human?s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years.What hatred is it? 觀：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.至：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do.觀：I want to warn you again.After wearing the gold ring, you?re no longer a normal human.You can?t have human desires anymore.If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller.It?s very uncomfortable.至：OK.觀：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say? 至：I had had found my best love, but I didn?t treasure her.When I lost her, I regret.It?s the most pain in the world.If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years.

第三篇：英語愛情小短劇劇本

This afternoon, Rita received a text message from Tim,which said that Tim

had something important to tell her tonight.She was glad that Tim would like to propose to her.At 19:00,wearing beautiful clothes, Rita arrived at the restaurant they often go to,seeing Tim was already there waiting for her.R:Have you been waiting long?

T:No, just a moment.R:What do you want to say?

T:I think we should break up!

R:Are you kidding? I thought you were to propose to me!

T:I am very serious, I loved another girl, I think we do not fit or break up!I amsorry!

R:I do not want to hear this, you said you would always love me.T:I'm really sorry.Rita has been immersed in the pain of lost love, her best friend comfort her.W:My dear, you should pay attention to your own body.Do not get stuck in the past.R:I really love him, how could he do this to me?

W:He left you alone, he does not know how to cherish.You should know how to love yourself, there will be a better person than he waiting for you.R:I really do not know how to do.W:Do not like this, things will always go by.You have to take good care of yourself, eat on time, pay attention to rest.These days do not go to work, have a good adjustment at home.R:No, I still have to go to work, so that I will not be cranky.

第四篇：英語愛情小短劇劇本

This afternoon, Rita received a text message from Tim,which said that Tim had something important to tell her tonight.She was glad that Tim would like to propose to her.At 19:00,wearing beautiful clothes, Rita arrived at the restaurant they often go to,seeing Tim was already there waiting for her.R:Have you been waiting long? T:No, just a moment.R:What do you want to say? T:I think we should break up!

R:Are you kidding? I thought you were to propose to me!

T:I am very serious, I loved another girl, I think we do not fit or break up!I am sorry!

R:I do not want to hear this, you said you would always love me.T:I'm really sorry.Rita has been immersed in the pain of lost love, her best friend comfort her.W:My dear, you should pay attention to your own body.Do not get stuck in the past.R:I really love him, how could he do this to me?

W:He left you alone, he does not know how to cherish.You should know how to love yourself, there will be a better person than he waiting for you.R:I really do not know how to do.W:Do not like this, things will always go by.You have to take good care of yourself, eat on time, pay attention to rest.These days do not go to work, have a good adjustment at home.R:No, I still have to go to work, so that I will not be cranky.

第五篇：搞笑短劇劇本

《茶葉蛋與愛情》

第一幕

在那個(gè)炎熱而充滿激情的夏天，經(jīng)過無數(shù)次課間的小紙條，郭建國(guó)終于和李阿芳在一起了。

經(jīng)歷了六月高考后，阿芳迎來了她的錄取通知書，而建國(guó)也...落榜了，于是他們不得不面臨分隔兩地，這一天郭建國(guó)送李阿芳去她夢(mèng)想中的高等學(xué)府“湖南財(cái)政經(jīng)濟(jì)學(xué)院”。

李阿芳：國(guó)，我就要去讀大學(xué)了，你在磚廠要好好干，我畢業(yè)了就嫁你。

郭建國(guó)：芳，你放心，我不會(huì)辜負(fù)你的期望的，等你回來了我就一定是這旮旯最大磚廠的老板了，到時(shí)我會(huì)調(diào)八輛拖拉機(jī)去娶你的。

李阿芳：國(guó)，我選你。

郭建國(guó)：芳，我也選你。

進(jìn)入大學(xué)，阿芳和劉思思分到一個(gè)寢室，對(duì)于這個(gè)地道的本地人，阿芳感到深深的自卑，雖然陌生的人陌生的城市，但是阿芳并不孤單，她和她的建國(guó)哥每天都要打一通電話。這天郭建國(guó)打來了電話。

李阿芳：國(guó)，城里人真的好奇怪，就一大鍋菜硬是被他們整成了火鍋，一點(diǎn)青菜豆腐賣的那么貴。我覺得那會(huì)高中你揣在兜里的地瓜最香了。

郭建國(guó)：芳，你別整城里人那套，不要學(xué)壞了。

李阿芳：我知道，你好好干，不說了，話費(fèi)老貴了。

郭建國(guó)：芳，我選你。

李阿芳：我也選你。

劉思思：你和誰打電話呢？

李阿芳：我男朋友。

劉思思：你就有男朋友了，真快啊。

李阿芳：我們高中就在一起了，他對(duì)我特好。

劉思思：他在哪個(gè)學(xué)校讀書??？

李阿芳：哪能，現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)在工作了呢。

劉思思：工作了？他做什么的？

李阿芳：就...就....那個(gè)，幫別人工作唄，具體我也不清楚。我下去吃飯了。劉思思：等一下，我和你一起下去嘛，那個(gè)，聽說最近隔壁班的周帥富對(duì)你蠻殷勤的，你要小心點(diǎn)啊，他這個(gè)人仗著有點(diǎn)小錢不知道勾搭過多少女孩子了，再說你不是有男朋友嗎，就不要和他弄得太曖昧了

李阿芳：我知道的啦，我又不是那種貪慕虛榮的女孩子

第二幕

幾天后（阿芳在宿舍興高采烈的哼著歌）

劉思思：阿芳，你現(xiàn)在和周帥富怎么回事啊，白天眉來眼去晚上電話不斷的 李阿芳：額，我覺得我現(xiàn)在對(duì)他有感覺了

劉思思：不要開玩笑了，他這人就沒認(rèn)真過

李阿芳：說不定這次就認(rèn)真了呢

劉思思：你看上他哪里了啊，除了有點(diǎn)錢哪里就吸引你了

李阿芳：人家可是個(gè)高富帥呢

劉思思：你男朋友怎么辦？

李阿芳：我愿意坐在寶馬車?yán)锟抟膊幌朐谧孕熊嚿闲?/p>

劉思思：唉，過得開心快樂不就好了嘛

李阿芳：沒錢哪來的快樂

劉思思：你高興就好吧

李阿芳：恩恩

這一天阿芳又接到周帥富的電話

阿芳：喂

周：阿芳，是我阿芳：恩恩，我知道

周：周末有事么

阿芳：周末哦，我想想啊

周：帶你去吃茶葉蛋

阿芳：茶葉蛋好貴啊，歐巴，我們還是不要去吃茶葉蛋了啦

周：沒事，天空飄來五個(gè)字，錢就不是事兒

阿芳：kdie

這時(shí)接到男友電話

阿芳：喂

郭：阿芳，你在干嘛呢？

阿芳：還能干嗎，在寢室唄

郭：哦，那也好那也好，我跟你說啊，我今天搬了十拖拉機(jī)的磚，賺了五十幾塊錢呢，過幾天就發(fā)工資了，到時(shí)我又可以寄錢你了，你上次不是看中了那條38塊的裙子么，你去買回來啊，你要多吃點(diǎn)······

阿芳：哎呀，行了行了知道啦（嘀咕：50塊還不夠人家吃個(gè)茶葉蛋呢）

在吃完茶葉蛋后

周：有男朋友么

阿芳：男朋友哦，人家還沒有唉

周：那做我女朋友吧

阿芳：kdie

在光棍節(jié)前一天，阿芳提前給郭建國(guó)發(fā)了一短信

“國(guó)，提前祝你光棍節(jié)快樂”

“我不是有你么”

“在發(fā)這條短信的時(shí)候就不是了”

“我們不是好好的么，昨天我媽媽還問起你了呢，說等你畢業(yè)了就把家里那三間茅草屋給我做新房，我爸爸的單車也給我，咱們有房有車了你咋還不要俺了呢” “不是因?yàn)槟銢]錢，你別想多了，不是因?yàn)殄X”

“我沒說錢啊”

“說了不是錢”

“額，你還敢再明顯點(diǎn)么”

“國(guó)，我要的是一個(gè)高富帥，你卻注定是一個(gè)屌絲，懷念十個(gè)月零三天八小時(shí)所有的美好時(shí)光，很遺憾，放開我———是你唯一能我做的，希望以后的你是快樂的，我的高中男生”

“咋還整上李亞鵬那套了，不就是分手么，我知道了，劈腿雖易，享受不易，且行其珍惜??！”

從此以后，阿芳和周帥富過上了想象中的生活

一開始他們是這樣的周：帶你去泡吧吧

阿芳：kdie，歐巴

周：帶你去世界之窗玩玩？

阿芳：kdie，歐巴

周：買衣服化妝品

阿芳：kdie,歐巴

周：香港迪斯尼走走？

阿芳：kdie，歐巴

然后他們是這樣的阿芳：國(guó)，我好想你，你在干嘛呢

周：玩游戲呢，等會(huì)再說

阿芳：今天肚子好疼，都沒去上課

周：那今天晚上自助餐還去不去了

阿芳：額

阿芳：你到底愛我嗎

周：干嘛整這套，且行且珍惜

阿芳:我們以后會(huì)結(jié)婚嗎

周：你俗不俗，戀愛這么神圣的事都讓你整俗了

第三幕

而在和阿芳分手后，郭建國(guó)在磚廠做事越來越?jīng)]有動(dòng)力，他總是想起曾經(jīng)和李阿芳的山盟海誓，而一想到李阿芳他的小心臟就一陣陣的抽的疼，他覺得他的感情和自尊被阿芳無情的碾壓了，而且在碾壓后還被分袋封裝丟棄的到處都是，他再也受不了，他決定去找阿芳理論。（他在寢室下面攔住了剛和劉思思逛完街回來的阿芳）

郭建國(guó)：阿芳····

李阿芳：你怎么又來了？

郭建國(guó)：阿芳，為什么？為什么？為什么？你真的不愛我了嗎？你忘記當(dāng)年在幽幽谷我們?cè)S下的諾言嗎？山無棱，天地合.....李阿芳：乃敢與君絕。

郭建國(guó)：看，你還記得。

李阿芳：誰還沒看過十幾遍的還珠格格啊，你果然還是太天真了。

這時(shí)周帥富的電話來了

李阿芳：obba，有事嗎？

周帥富：今晚7點(diǎn)7天見。

李阿芳：?。渴裁?？7天見？

周帥富：對(duì)，不見不散。（掛電話）

李阿芳：那個(gè)，那個(gè)，喂....郭建國(guó)：你居然還跟人去7天？

李阿芳：我沒有。

郭建國(guó)：（盯著李阿芳）

李阿芳：我沒有！

郭建國(guó)：你說你的節(jié)操去哪了？

李阿芳：節(jié)操在這呢！

郭建國(guó)：你看看你現(xiàn)在的樣子，lv的包，迪奧的鞋，手里還一土豪金，跟人講話那得瑟?jiǎng)?，這還是那同桌的你嗎？曾經(jīng)的你可愛，善良，撒起嬌來像小貓一樣，現(xiàn)在小貓咋長(zhǎng)成山大王了呢，你基因變異了嗎！還一口一句的泡菜腔，你是吃多了紫菜包飯嗎？棒子國(guó)那些錐子臉們就沒有扎醒你嗎？對(duì)，我沒有錢，我只是沒有錢啊！

李阿芳：難道我離開你選擇他只是為了錢嗎？對(duì)，我就為了錢。Kdie,為了錢。我現(xiàn)在去逛街，再也不用擔(dān)心買不起衣服，可是之前看中的幾十塊的裙子卻再也找不到了；去世界之窗，我卻想起了之前我們?cè)谛『永镒紧~的日子；買化妝品，可是我卻認(rèn)不出我自己了。我再也不用為錢發(fā)愁，可是，卻失去了男朋友應(yīng)有的對(duì)我的關(guān)心和珍惜?？杉幢氵@樣，錢也從來都不屬于我，我用他的錢買了一大堆堆砌我外在美麗的附屬品，可是我卻在也不是原來的我，在我選擇和你分手的時(shí)候我就丟掉了我自己，丟掉了自尊，丟掉了快樂。

郭建國(guó)：阿芳，回來吧，我一直在這里。

獻(xiàn)給所有

曾經(jīng)逝去 正在擁有 即將發(fā)生

卻從未離開過我們的——愛情