第一篇：花木蘭-原創(chuàng)英語劇本(動(dòng)畫片改編以適合舞臺(tái)劇)
=花木蘭=
Narrator Soldier:We are under attack!Light the signal,light the signal!(Shan yu killed him)
Mom:Mulan,how can you grow up?As a girl,you should be polite and quiet,graceful and respectful,then try to be…Are you listening,Mulan? Mu:Uh,I heard you ,mom.I`ve recited the Final Adonimotion.Mu:Umm~~
Mu:Mom, what is it outside? Mom:Stay inside,Mulan.(Pa went outside)Ci:Citizens!I bring a proclamation from the Imperial City!The Huns are coming,one man from every family must serve in the Imperial Army.Ci:Now it`s your turn,the Fa Family!(Mulan rushed out)Mu:No!NN:Don`t get out!Mulan!Pa:I`m ready to serve the Emperor.Mu:Father, you can`t go.Pa:Mulan!Mulan(to Ci):Please ,sir,my father has already fought for…
Ci:Silence!You will do well to teach your daughter to hold her tongue in a man`s presence.Pa:Mulan,you dishonour me.Ci:Report tomorrow at the troop camp.Pa:Yes,sir.Ci(continue yo read):The Chu Family!The Chang Family!The Yong Family!(at the table)Mu:You shouldn`t have to go!Mom:Mulan…
Mu:There are plenty of young men to fight for China!Pa:It is an honour to protect my country and my family.Mu:So you1ll die for honour.Pa:I will die doing what`s right.Mu:But if you…
Pa:I know my place.It is your time learned yours.(Mulan ran away crying)
Mom:You must go after her.She could be killed.Pa:If I reveal her.She will be.NN:Ancesters,hear our prayer,Watch over Mulan.
R:Powerful(J:pleasurable)R:Indestructible(J:Si jia)R:And Si rong.J&R:We are the guardians of the whole family and …to protect you!Mu:Sounds strange.J:So,thouply thouply.R:You`re gonna have to trust me.And don`t you slap us no more.J:No more.Clear on that? Mu:I have no choice,do I? J&R:Move!Move,tomorrow will be our victory!
L:Have you signed in? Mu:Sorry,I am late.L:What`s your name? Mu:Uh…Uh…
(J:Don`t speak out your name!R:Fa…Fa…Fa…)Mu:I know.L:Then,what is it?(R:Ah…Ping!Ping！Fa Ping!Ping was my boyfriend…)Mu:It`s Ping.Li:Ping.Mu:Yes,my name is Ping.L:Let me see your conscription notice.L:Fa Zhou?The Fa Zhou? Ci:I didn`t know Fa Zhou had a son.Mu:Er,he…doesn`t talk about me much.Ci:I can see why.If I had a son like him,I wouldn`t talk about him,either.L:Okay,gentlemen,we are the swords of emperor,we were born to
.No matter when,do remember the country,the sanctity,the honour.We are Chinese.Soldiers:Yes,sir.
Li(stop him):Don`t interrupt her!Mu:I didn`t mean for it to go this far… Ci:Ultimate dishonour!Li:(angrily stop him)Didn`t you hear me?Don`t interrupt her！!Mu:It was the only way!Please,believe me!I…(Li xiang scilence)Li:Take her back.Ci:General!We must kill her here,right now!Li:I said,take-her-back,right-now！(Li xiang and Cifu go away,leave Mulan herself)R:Don`t be sad,girl.J:Although…ai,we are proud of you.J&R:Cheer up!
Em:I`ve heard a great deal of you,Fa Mulan.You stole your father`s armor,ran away from home,impersonated a soldier,deceived your commanding officer,dishonoured the Chinese Army,and…(music)Em:And yousaved us all,you saved China,as a woman.(bow to Mulan)Em:You worth respecting.Em:Ci fu!Ci:Your Excenllency? Em:See that this woman is made a member of my council.Ci:A?? Mu:With all due respect,your excellency,I think I`ve beenawway from home long enough.Em:Then take this.So your family will know what you have done for China.Li:Um…you…You fight good.Mu:Oh,thank you.
第二篇：大學(xué)英語舞臺(tái)劇劇本[定稿]
Cast Anita :Never understand why students like to ship classes;Kevin:Treats “skipping classes ” as the principle of university life;Ken : Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it;Jason:Always commits himself not to skip cases;Steven:Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping classes;Rita:A professional class skipper
Scene I(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students.They are good friends.One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class.The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.Jason: Oh, shoot!I just missed it.Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy? Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class.You promised me that you would be in class on time today.Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word.The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning.Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long… Ken: For God’s sake!Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?
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Scene II(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom.And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes.Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.Steven: I will do anything for my good friend.Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business.You’ll get yourself in trouble.Don’t you know it?...Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him.He will not listen to you.Just leave him alone.By the way, I am still waiting for your decision.Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow? Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it.What time tomorrow? Kevin: Two o’clock.I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin.Oh, how wonderful!Anita: wait a minute.We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon.Are you out of your mind?
Kevin: Well, I’m not.Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.Anita: No, this is a very important class.And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.Kevin: To me it makes no difference.Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about.Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?------------------
Scene III(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building.At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm.They meet in front of the laboratory.)Rita: Here I am.Look, I did what I promised.I am a good girl, not skipping classes.Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class.You skipped the first four classes this morning.Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day.Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class? Rita: I thought you were going to the library.Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.Anita: You are incurable.The test was this morning!-----------------
Scene IV(Ken and Rita are talking to each other.They are talking about how to skip a class.)Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance.Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent.I think I am really unlucky.Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.Ken: What are they? Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.Ken: How do you know that I will not pass? Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult.I don’t believe you can pass it.Ken: Maybe you are right.What else? Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely.And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.Ken: Why? Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet.And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the
professor to pass you.Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few? Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around.And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount.Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.Ken: You are a genius.Rita: I am just very professional.Ken: I see now.I will try sometimes.Hah, Hah, Hah！!------------------
Scene V(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)Kevin: It’s time for the English class.Why are you here?
Ken: I don’t want to go to English class.I want to cut the class.Kevin: Why? Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.Kevin: That’s right.I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.Ken: Ok.Let’s go.(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls.And both of them will fail the English class.Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)
第三篇：英語話劇劇本花木蘭
Summary: Long time ago, there was a war in China.The natives wanted to get the land back, which had belonged to them before.However, the king of the nation didn't allow such a ridiculous thing, and the war finally broke.Unfortunately, the odds were against China.So the king decide to recruit soldiers.Unexpectedly, Mulan's father, who was old and weak, was chosen.Know that her father was not equal to the mission, Mulan decided to dress gerself as a man to join the army instead of her fater.During the time in the army, she became acquainted wiht the captain, Li Shang, and she was deeply moved by his care for her.After they won th ewar, she told the truth frankly to him, and Li Shang asked the king to spare her life for disguising herself as a soldier.In time, they fell in love with each other, got married and lived happily hereafter.Scene I
Narrator:Long time age, ther was a war in China.....德首:Get out.The land doesn't belong to you.土酋:Your land?......Hey , he says this is his land.土酋:We just get our land back.德首:Go to hell, you barbarians.土酋:Attack!德首:Fire!
Kill them all.德首:Just wait and see.My son, Li Shang, will revenge himeself on you.路人甲:Your majesty, we are losing.What can we do? 陛下:Even if the odds are against us, we must keep going on.Now, what we can do is recruit soldiers.使者:Pat.......Ouch, what are you doing?
Are you Pat?
Pat: Yes.使者: O.K.I am the messenger from our great general, Li Shang.This letter is confidential.Please read it carefully.Mulan: What's up?
Daddy, you look so pale, Pat: Nothing....Mulan: Look!Pat: What......Mulan: My father is dying.My brother is too young.What can I do? 路人甲乙丙丁:What can she do? Mulan: What can I do? Voice: You can go to the army instead of your father.Mulan: But I'm a girl.Voice: Why not?
You look like a man.Mulan: Right!
Good idea!
I can't see the reason why a girl can't be a soldier to defend her own country.Scene II
Narrator: Mulan began her life in the army.報(bào)到
士兵:Hey, don't cut in.Line up.士兵:Attention!
This is our general, Li Shang.Li Shang:just want you to follow three “A”s.Thell them what three “A”s.士兵:The three “A”s are “Apple, airplane, adult video.” Li Shang:The three “A”s are “Action, ability, and agility.”-----understand? 士兵:Yes!Li Shang:Good!....Dismissed.士兵領(lǐng)隊(duì):Soldiers, follow me!士兵:嘿咻.....Mulan:Ouch!士兵:Are you out of breath for running for a short time? 士兵:You are a sissy boy.-------眾:Sissy boy.士兵:Look!
He is so thin and so weak.How can our country depend on him? 眾:Ha, ha, ha!Li Shang:Hey, men!
There is no time for you to chat!
Li Shang: Are you O.K.? Mulan:I'm all right.Li Shang:Go to see the doctor and then take a rest under the tree.Mulan: He is really a good guy.I am wondering which girl will be lucky enough to marry him.士兵: Hey!
Soldiers.It's time for dinner.士兵:Oh....food!
Food!---Hey, here is nothing for you.Get away!Li Shang:唉...You are inferior to others in all aspects Li Shang:This is for you.Mulan:Thank you.Sir!Li Shang: Go and eat there.Mulan:He is really a good man.In order not to disappoint him, I'll do my best to become stronger.士兵舉重比賽)Narrator:After being humiliated and insulted by others, she was ashamed of her weakness.So Mulan tried every way to strengthen herself.She lifted weights and did push-ups.Narrator:After a few months of hard training........羅蔔兵:Sir!
Sir!
Our enemies are coming back again.Li Shang: What?
Those barbarians are returning?
hey, soldiers!Take up your weapon and follow me.It's time to fight.兵:Fight!Mulan:Hey!
Wake up!
Don't sleep!
Where are the other guys?
羅蔔兵:They....are...fighting!Mulan: What!--Guys!
Wait for me!Scene III
Li Shang: Do you still remmeber General Lee?
You killed him ruthlessly.I'm his son, Li Shang.土酋: I've killed too many people.It doesn't bother me to kill one more so that you can see your father in the hell soon.Li Shang:Ha!
You talk too much, you ugly barbarian.Now it is my chance to take revenge on you.土酋:You?
Ha, ha, ha.impossible!
Li Shang:Watch out, I'll kill you all.土酋:Oh yeah?
You're still wet behind the ears.How can you bear us and kill us all?
You are dreaming.Li Shang:Just wait and see if I can't.Soldiers, fire!土酋: My brave soldiers, go!
Ha, ha, ha.Now you are under my control.Surrender? Li Shang:Just kill me.I'd rather die thatn surrender.Mulan: Are youall right? 土酋:Do you look down uponme?
Ge him!
Get him now!
土酋: It...it is impossible.Mulan: Li, I'm sorry.Li Shang: Why did you kiss me?
Are you a gay? Mulan: No.In fact, I am a girl.Li Shang: According to the law, a woman can't be a soldier.What you have done is a big crime!
Have you ever thought of that? Mulan: I know, but for my old father and young brother, I have to make such a decision.Li Shang: Hum.....I'll try to save you.陛下: My brave soldiers.Congraduations!
We are brought to glorious victory by my captain, Li Shang.You deserve a good reward.Come ahead, my hero!
Tell me what you want.Li Shang: I want nothing except the soldier's life.She is a girl, but she has saved us and the whole country.陛下: She is heroine.Oh, I just can't wait to see her.Li Shang: This is her.She asks for your mercy because of her violation against the law.陛下:Why should I kill her?
She has beome a good example for our people.I should reward her instead of killing her.Mulan: Thank you, your majesty.Li Shang: Though this is a sudden proposal,would you mary me? Mulan: I'm so glad to hear that.But I have to go back home to ask my father first.will you go to my hometown with me? Li Shang: Of course, dear.Mulan: Let's go.Mulan: Father, I'm back.Pat: Mulan, it's really you? Mulan: Yes, it's a long time.Kid: Sis, we are missing you everyday.mulan: Oh, my brother.You are grown up.Pat: Who is the gentleman? Mulan:This is General Li.Li Shang:Sir, can I have the honor to ask your permission to marry your daughter?
Pat:Of course.When are you going to get married? Li Shang:Soon.Pat:How soon? Li Shang:How about now? 眾: Great!
第四篇：英語《花木蘭》短劇劇本
前言：旁白(待定)第一幕：
（音樂~~~）
木蘭入場(chǎng)，獨(dú)舞一段劍術(shù)（音樂：馬蹄聲響起）
木蘭父母從另一邊入場(chǎng)，傳旨人也入場(chǎng)，隨從入場(chǎng)，木蘭在一旁聽，停止舞劍 傳旨人：“According to god's order, Because of the invasion of the Xiongnu Our emperor made a hard determination that we should take the weapons to protect our homeland.So we need warriors.It's time to show your loyalty.Stand up, every one!奉天承運(yùn)，皇帝詔曰，匈奴入侵，我們做出了個(gè)艱難的決定：打他個(gè)屁滾尿流！所以，我們需要士兵！沒了，你們懂我的意思的?！保ㄉ晕⒛锬锴唬┠咎m父：“We get it.”
木蘭父領(lǐng)旨，回到桌子旁，拿起寶劍與圣旨，長(zhǎng)嘆一聲
木蘭上前 木蘭：“Dad, let me go instead of you to join the army.Your health is not good though爸，讓我去代替你從軍吧！” 木蘭父：“That's not of your bussiness不關(guān)你的事。” 木蘭：“But...但是??” 木蘭父：“Go back!回去！”
木蘭落寞地離去，木蘭父放下寶劍與圣旨，也退場(chǎng)
木蘭從新上場(chǎng)，走到桌子前，拿起寶劍，拔劍出銷，又放下，把頭發(fā)（散）束起，再次拿起寶劍與圣旨（旁白解釋）木蘭：“I will be back!”（深情地）（音效）熄燈—— 第一幕完 英語對(duì)白：
第二幕：
將軍與軍師入場(chǎng)，軍師手拿名單和毛筆勾名，一群（5個(gè)）前來報(bào)到的兵一個(gè)跟一個(gè)入場(chǎng)，列隊(duì) 將軍：“What’s your name?” Tom：“Tom” 將軍：“How about you？” Jerry：“Jerry” 將軍：“Tom an Jerry? Both of brothers join the army，and you？” MR.Bean：“MR.Bean” 將軍；“er??you?” Banana：“banana ” 將軍：“What？“ Banana：“banana· apple” 將軍：“I prefer watermelon.Short guy，what about you？” 木蘭：“Mulan，general” 將軍：“Finally a normal name… But ,you look like a women!?總算有個(gè)正常的名字了————
但??你好像女人？” 木蘭：“I am a man！!Watch out my muscles!”(清一清嗓音,做幾個(gè)類似的動(dòng)作)將軍：“Just kidding, guy!”
將軍帶領(lǐng)訓(xùn)練（舞棍、轉(zhuǎn)左轉(zhuǎn)右）
將軍上前，拿出竹竿，舉起來“follow me!”
將軍將竹竿向前捅，全隊(duì)照做，木蘭把前面的士兵捅倒 將軍：“what are you doing!watch out！”將軍將棍向右橫掃，木蘭照做，全排士兵倒下 將軍上前 “attention！
Turn right(全隊(duì)向右，木蘭向左)，你搞什么飛機(jī)?。。ń心咎m來到第一隊(duì)）Turn left!（全隊(duì)向左，木蘭向右，木蘭手中竹竿打中右邊的士兵）將軍：“My god!You’d better go back home!”（放煙~~~）木蘭發(fā)現(xiàn)敵人 木蘭：“general, that way …seems like…eneies！!”（用手指著）將軍：“Ah?!God bless us!All the soldiers , array!”（音效）老兵列隊(duì)上場(chǎng) 將軍：“Xiongnu is coming.It’s a good opportunity for your careers and futures!Get perfect prepared, guys!匈奴將至，是各位升官發(fā)財(cái)?shù)暮脵C(jī)會(huì)啊，士兵們，準(zhǔn)備吧?。?！”
全體退場(chǎng)，熄燈 第二幕完
（雪山上，上炮）第三幕
（音樂）
單于、匈奴上場(chǎng)（兇殘的）
一個(gè)老兵上場(chǎng)張望，返回號(hào)召其他老兵上，五個(gè)老兵上場(chǎng)
交戰(zhàn)，打下打下死兩個(gè)，其他三個(gè)后退
退到一定后將軍帶新兵上場(chǎng)開打
打著打著死一個(gè)，打著打著死一個(gè)，全體節(jié)節(jié)敗退，花木蘭在后方戰(zhàn)戰(zhàn)兢兢沒有上前 將軍：“Why you froze there? Come and help!！快來幫忙” 木蘭望著雪山，得到啟發(fā) 旁白：“（待定）”
木蘭開始用火炮炸山（先炸一座）（音效）
木蘭軍全體后退，木蘭馬上再炸，雪山被炸，匈奴死了大半，只剩兩三個(gè)（音效）
木蘭軍乘勢(shì)殺上，敵方落荒而逃
大勝，全體舉手慶功（音效：勝利）熄燈 旁白：“（待定）” 第三幕完
第四幕
（場(chǎng)景為宮殿）
皇帝入場(chǎng)，后有四個(gè)隨從 隨從1：“Mulan come to listen to letters”
木蘭上前，單膝跪下 皇帝：“Because you brave performance, we won the war.What do you want to get?
Status?Wealthy?Or … beauty? 你的英勇，讓我軍贏得最后的勝利，想要什么，地位？財(cái)富？美女？” 木蘭：“Dear emperor, Mulan just want to return home to accompany my old parents.回皇上，木蘭只想回鄉(xiāng)陪伴我的老父母” 皇帝：“Great!What a nice son!Now I decide to praise you a good rapid horse ‘Ferrari’ to help your homecoming!好！好一個(gè)孝順之人，朕賜你一匹寶馬：“法拉利”衣錦還鄉(xiāng)” 木蘭：“Grateful for my dear emperor.謝皇上！”
木蘭退場(chǎng)，皇帝及隨從隨后退場(chǎng) 木蘭父母從舞臺(tái)另一側(cè)入場(chǎng) 木蘭母：“The war eventually ended, are you still angry with Mulan? 戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)終于結(jié)束了，你還在生木蘭氣嗎？” 木蘭父：“No, of cause I’m not.My heart has long been full of thoughts of her.For now, I’m just looking forward to her safely return.我不氣了，我的心早就被思念充滿了，現(xiàn)在我只盼望木蘭能早點(diǎn)平安回來啊” 木蘭母：“She must be back!她一定會(huì)回來的”
（音樂：馬蹄聲）
木蘭從另一邊出場(chǎng)，拿著寶劍走向父母面前，跪下，呈上寶劍 木蘭：“Dad and mom,I’m back …我回來了~”（音效）第四幕完 全劇終
第五篇：英語搞笑劇本改編
A：導(dǎo)演 B：編劇 C：黃花菜 D：柔柔 E：才女
旁白：最近一首《時(shí)間都去哪了》可謂是紅遍中國(guó)的大江南北啊，其主要原因呢，肯定與其歌詞所包含的重大教育意義有關(guān)，所以因曾經(jīng)拍攝電影而名噪一時(shí)的國(guó)際著名導(dǎo)演張某某正在策劃將歌曲改編成同名電影。
A：大家好，想必你們一定看過吧，不錯(cuò)，我就是這部戲的導(dǎo)演張某某，（鼓掌）可以了可以了。。
B：吃了嗎，我尊敬的導(dǎo)演！大家上午好！感謝大家來參與我們的選拔，我們這次將會(huì)選出一些優(yōu)秀的富有幽默感的演員來參與我們最新電影的拍攝，誰將會(huì)成為今天的幸運(yùn)兒呢，是你，是你，還是你？呵呵，讓我們拭目以待！
A：（害羞狀）親，過來坐吧~ A：（尷尬地笑了笑）哼哼，有請(qǐng)第一位面試者。
C：（風(fēng)情萬種，妖嬈嫵媚地走進(jìn)來，給觀眾一個(gè)飛吻）哦，我親愛的最愛的可愛的編劇，最帥氣的王子殿下，我這個(gè)“性感女神”粉墨登場(chǎng)了！每個(gè)人一定都認(rèn)識(shí)我，我姓黃名花菜，家住合肥市，二十歲還沒定過親。
B：黃花菜？的確很符合你無與倫比的氣質(zhì)，你父母真是足夠了解你啊。
C：哦，真的嗎，我也這么覺得呢！我知道我很美，你又那么帥，我們兩真的是郎才女貌啊，如果我們?cè)谝黄??！?/p>
B：（嘔吐狀后正色道）我謝謝你全家，我不是同性戀！親愛的，展示一下你的才藝吧。
C：我需要你的幫助。二人開始跳舞。
B：（終于忍不?。┠阌型隂]完?。S即被C強(qiáng)吻后暈過去。）A：（氣憤狀）我去你大爺!(將C踢下場(chǎng)，看著B開始犯花癡）哦，怎么會(huì)有這么帥的人，看得我的心小鹿亂撞，我應(yīng)該給他一個(gè)人工呼吸嗎？
B：（突然驚醒）你，你做什么！
A：沒什么沒什么，你看今天的天空多藍(lán)啊。B：額。。那就有請(qǐng)下一位！
D：大家好，人家天下無敵霹靂美少女是柔柔啦~（轉(zhuǎn)個(gè)圈，作公主半蹲裝，并開始跳舞。）
A：（不耐煩)行了行了。。（見沒有反應(yīng)）夠了！
B：哇哦，好可愛的一個(gè)萌妹子，你給我們帶來什么樣的才藝展示呢？
D：嗯，今天呢，我為大家?guī)硪皇赘?，叫《好一朵美麗的茉莉花》這是我唱給你聽的，親愛的王子。
A：這位小姐，時(shí)間有限，不要做跟表演無關(guān)的事。
A：（忍無可忍）夠了！你唱的跟貓叫一樣，聽了晚上都要做噩夢(mèng)，誰給你勇氣站在這的！簡(jiǎn)直就在浪費(fèi)我們的時(shí)間。
D：不，親愛的編劇，不是這樣的!B：哦，親愛的，你的表現(xiàn)的確是很特別啊，不過很可惜，是特別的糟糕，你實(shí)在是浪費(fèi)了你美麗的外表，我們要的是實(shí)力派的演員，而不是你這種花瓶。
D：實(shí)話告訴你，其實(shí)人家不在乎能不能成一名演員，人家在乎的是你啊，我最最親愛的，能和你在一起才是最重要的，我敢打賭，只要我們?cè)谝黄鹆耍覀兊膶殞氁欢〞?huì)是全天下最美麗聰明的。。
A：我了個(gè)去！這位小姐，我們今天是場(chǎng)演員海選，不是你的相親派對(duì)，我想你可能來錯(cuò)地方了！給我滾出去，別在這丟人現(xiàn)眼了！
B：你知道她是我的女人！
A：去你大爺?shù)呐耍阙s緊給我滾！D:(恨恨地走出去)A：看樣子你很吃香啊，誰都為你而來，不論是女人，還是男人。B：呵呵，我從來沒想過會(huì)是這樣。
A：下一位，可不可以來個(gè)正常人，我快hold不住了。E：東風(fēng)不來，三月的柳絮不飛，你的心如小小的寂寞的城，跫音不響，三月的春帷不揭，你的心如小小的窗扉緊閉。
A：請(qǐng)自我介紹一下。E：關(guān)于我的名字嘛。。等等，你知道《忐忑》嗎？（A搖頭，B點(diǎn)頭）額。。沒關(guān)系，那《The fox》呢？（A還是搖頭，B點(diǎn)頭）或者《萬萬沒想到》？（A還是搖頭，B還是點(diǎn)頭，E走上前牽起B(yǎng)的手想要親吻）知音啊知音，我真是太榮幸認(rèn)識(shí)你了！我就知道你懂我！
A：（拍開E的手）你放開他!E：你居然連這些當(dāng)代流行藝術(shù)都不知道，憑什么坐在這！A：你、、、你、、、你、、、E：好吧好吧，這些都不重要，你可以不知道它們，但你一定得知道我啊，將會(huì)趕上楊冪劉詩(shī)詩(shī)成為中國(guó)影壇最紅的女星——趙彤！
A：我不在乎你以后會(huì)怎么樣，我只想知道，你現(xiàn)在能帶給我們什么。
E：這個(gè)好辦?。ㄞD(zhuǎn)向B）帥哥，我需要你的幫助。BE開始跳舞。
A：你在干什么，我受不了了，你可以走了?。ㄍ屏薊一把，拉回B）
E：你這么粗魯，你爸媽知道嘛？
A：我的天吶，我真的受不了了，怎么找一個(gè)優(yōu)秀的演員那么難，這是天要亡我啊！你們?nèi)齻€(gè)，進(jìn)來！
C：編劇，你喜歡我的舞蹈對(duì)不對(duì)？ D：編劇，你喜歡我的歌聲對(duì)嗎？ E：編劇，你喜歡我的表演是不是?。?CDE：我們通過選拔了對(duì)不對(duì)？
A：額、、、非常感謝你們來到我們的海選現(xiàn)場(chǎng)，也給我們帶來了很多另類的表演，但是，很不幸地告訴你們、、、（電話響，接電話）你好，什么？！今天的面試現(xiàn)場(chǎng)只來了他們?nèi)齻€(gè)人，你們是怎么做宣傳的！我的天??！你們?nèi)齻€(gè)，通過面試了、、、CDE：我們終于成功了，我們可以成超級(jí)巨星了！
A：等等，可是我們需要四個(gè)演員啊，如今只有三個(gè)，怎么辦？ CDE：他可以加入我們！B：我？我不行不行。
A：他們說的對(duì)，你看看你，長(zhǎng)得玉樹臨風(fēng)，風(fēng)流倜儻，人見人愛，花見花開，車見車爆胎！帥過劉德華，氣死金城武，完勝謝霆鋒，秒殺鐘漢良，完全是男主角的最佳人選！
CDE：說的太對(duì)了，我們支持你！B：不行不行，我真的不行！
A：你確定？（抽出B的工資卡）還想不想要這個(gè)月的工資啦！B：導(dǎo)演導(dǎo)演，放輕松啦~這些都是毛毛雨啦~都聽你的，都聽你的，嘿嘿。。（一臉諂媚的笑）
A：溫情電影《時(shí)間都去哪了》即將開機(jī)，請(qǐng)大家多多支持！面試結(jié)束了，三個(gè)奇葩演員，帥氣的編劇和霸氣的導(dǎo)演將會(huì)給我們帶來什么樣的精彩呢？
那一刻，他與她相遇，時(shí)光的筆尖流轉(zhuǎn)，寫下了世間最美的情詩(shī)。當(dāng)愛情悄悄來臨，能擁著你，成了我最大的幸福。我愿用一枚戒指，許下關(guān)于你未來永恒的承諾，親愛的，嫁給我！（女兒出生，小時(shí)候）1+1=3，他們的愛情故事開始有了續(xù)集。（女兒青春期）當(dāng)她拖著時(shí)間的尾巴快快長(zhǎng)大，當(dāng)沒有硝煙的戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)悄然打響，時(shí)間啊時(shí)間，你在哪里？歲月改變了鬢角的顏色，他守一座城，她開一扇門，等迷路的孩子回家。（女兒成年）時(shí)間哪也沒去，它總是在哪里，陪她成長(zhǎng)，伴他們變老，品那幸福釀的酒發(fā)出馥郁的香。父母不需要我們回報(bào)什么，只需要我們?；丶铱纯淳秃茫嗍亓糇r(shí)間，可以留住幸福！
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