第一篇：三打白骨精 - 劇本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

? 蘆葦蕩-大話西游.mp3

? 旁白: Five hundred years ago, there is a inviting legend.Nowadays, we’ll tell you this interesting story, Three Times’ Beating Monster.Let’s begin.敢問路在何方.mp3

五百年前，有這樣一個(gè)誘人的傳說。今天，我們來為你們講述這個(gè)有趣的故事，三打白骨精。讓我們開始吧！

? 唐僧: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?

阿彌陀佛，你知道我們現(xiàn)在在哪嗎？ ? 悟空: Bajie, map!

八戒，呈上地圖!? 八戒:(摸出，遞給孫悟空)? 悟空: Look, master ???

師父，看??

? 唐僧: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

八戒！我告誡你多少次了，你不要隨身帶著美女照片！? 八戒: Oh,master!Forgive me.歐，師傅！原諒我。

? 唐僧: I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

我?guī)湍闶罩?，直到我們到了西?? 八戒: But??

但是??

? 唐僧: Emitofo,nothing is lust, lust is nothing!Map?

阿彌陀佛，空即是色，色即是空！地圖？

? 八戒: Here.Em?? We have arrived Nanjing!Ah I can’t walk on any more!My stomach doesn’t allow So??

這里，呃??我們到了南京！呃，我走不動(dòng)了！我餓的不行了，所以！? 悟空: Fat Pig!

肥豬！

? 八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will???.猴子，如果你敢再說一遍，我就，我就?? ? 悟空: You will what?

你想干嘛？

? 八戒: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).我?guī)湍阕ナ印? 悟空: Hm!

哼！

? 唐僧:Wukong, in fact, I am a bit hungry.Could you go to get me some foods?

悟空，事實(shí)上，我也有一點(diǎn)餓了。你能給我去化點(diǎn)齋飯嗎？ ? 八戒: You see , master is hungry, too!你看，師父也餓了！

? 唐僧: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

八戒，不要忘了誰吃了我最后剩下的食物！? 沙僧: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away??

但是師父，如果猴哥走了妖怪來了??

? 唐僧: Em??.It is a problem.Wukong, do you have any idea?

呃??這是個(gè)問題。悟空，你有別的注意嗎？ ? 悟空: No problem!（B已躲在一旁偷看）

沒問題！? 八戒: This is??

這是??

? 悟空: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

電網(wǎng)!我已經(jīng)從師傅的書里學(xué)會(huì)了電能學(xué)。照這樣做。如果你們待在里面沒有妖怪能接近！? 唐僧: Em??Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!

呃??悟空，你變得越來越講科學(xué)了！阿彌陀佛，知識(shí)就是力量！? 悟空: Bye!(走)

拜！

? 唐僧: Let’s play cards!斗地主.mp

3我們打牌吧！

? 白骨精: Hm!Hm!Electric net? You are too childish.(變成B1)

呃，呃，電網(wǎng)？你們太幼稚了。? 白骨精: Can I join you? 我能加入嗎？

? 唐僧: I’m sorry, lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.抱歉，大媽。我們?cè)谕娑返刂?，三個(gè)人就夠了！? 白骨精: Oh, Chance!Bomb!歐，機(jī)會(huì)！炸彈！? 唐僧: Bomb?(打出)炸彈

? 白骨精: Double King!王炸！

? 唐僧: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady, you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)歐??我贏了！呃，女士，你是個(gè)高手。進(jìn)來教我！? 悟空:(回來，看見B1)Oh, monster!

歐，妖怪！? 白骨精: Ah??

啊??

? 唐僧: Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!

悟空！看你做了什么！他是我老師！? 悟空: She is a monster!

她是妖怪！? 唐僧: Nonsense!

胡說！

? 悟空: Oh, please don’t?? 歐，不要?? ? 唐僧: It’s too late!太晚了！

? 悟空: Please, Please, oh, no??

請(qǐng)，請(qǐng)，歐，不??

? 唐僧: Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!

悟空，我對(duì)你很失望！

? 白骨精: Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)

呃！孫悟空，我給你點(diǎn)顏色看看！? 白骨精2: Hello, have you seen my daughter? 你好，看見我女兒了嗎？ ? 唐僧: Daughter？No, sorry!

女兒？對(duì)不起，沒看見！

? 白骨精2:Oh, my poor baby!What’s wrong with you? Tell me ,tell me who did it? I can’t stand it!Why is it always me who gets hurt?

歐，我可憐的孩子！你這是怎么了？告訴我，誰殺了你？我受不了了！為什么受傷的總是我？ ? 悟空:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!

妖怪，我要把你打入地獄！

? 八戒和沙僧: Are you Ok, master?(扶唐僧)師父，還好嗎？ ? 沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?

看，這是幾？

? 唐僧: Two?(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)

二??孫悟空，游戲結(jié)束！

? 白骨精3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?my daughter, my wife!Who did it? Once there was a true love at my hand , but I didn't treasure it.I didn't realize it until it was gone.There is nothing more miserable than it.If God can give me a chance to restart ,I'll tell the my wife and my daughter three words “I Love You”.If I have to add a deadline to the love, I hope it will be ten thousand years.蘆葦蕩-大話西游.mp3

歐??女兒，老伴！誰干的？曾經(jīng)有一份真誠的愛情擺在我的面前，但是我沒有珍惜，等到了失去的時(shí)候才后悔莫及，塵世間最痛苦的事莫過于此。如果上天能夠給我一個(gè)再來一次的機(jī)會(huì)，我會(huì)對(duì)我妻子和女兒說三個(gè)字“我愛你”。如果非要在這份愛上加上一個(gè)期限，我希望是??一萬年 ? 悟空: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

妖怪，我要?dú)⒘四悖?/p>

? 白骨精3: Just kill me use your golden cudgel(金箍棒), don’t hesitate, please!Without my family, I don't wanna live any more.請(qǐng)不要猶豫，只管用你的金箍棒殺了我！如果沒了家庭，我再也不想活了！? 唐僧: You, you?(險(xiǎn)些暈，八戒沙僧扶住)You have killed three lives!

你，你??你殺了三個(gè)人！

? 悟空: No, they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

不，他們不是人類！他們是妖怪變的！

? 唐僧: Monster? You are a real monster!Never let me see you, go!妖怪？你才是真正的妖怪！再也別讓我看見你了，走！? 悟空:(悲，離去)人鬼情未了.MP3 ? 八戒: Master, brother Monkey is.......師父，猴哥他?? ? 唐僧: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

休提！不要再提那個(gè)家伙！

? 白骨精:(出現(xiàn))Ha, ha, ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)

哈，哈，哈！? 唐僧:（驚）You are......你是??

? 白骨精: How foolish you are , Mr.Tang!(八戒沙僧去阻斗，被擊退)

唐僧你是那么愚蠢！

? 白骨精:(抓住唐僧)I'll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha??

我會(huì)好好享受你的肉和血，哈，哈??

? 悟空:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.一千年以后.? 唐僧: Wukong?

悟空？

? 八戒: Oh, Brother Monkey!

歐，猴哥！

? 沙僧: Our hero is back!

我們的英雄回來了！

? 唐僧: I, I can't understand......What happened?

我，我想不明白??發(fā)生什么了？

? 悟空: Master, your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!師父，你的智商需要提高！這個(gè)妖怪變成三個(gè)樣子為了欺騙你！? 唐僧: How, how did you find it?

你是怎么發(fā)現(xiàn)的？

? 悟空:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)

??猴子的直覺

? 唐僧: Wukong(孫悟空不理唐僧)I admit my mistake this time(孫悟空仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)

悟空，我承認(rèn)這次我錯(cuò)怪了你，對(duì)不起！

? 悟空: What?

什么？ ? 唐僧: I'm sorry!

對(duì)不起!? 悟空: Em? Louder, please！

呃，請(qǐng)大點(diǎn)聲！

? 唐僧: I......am......sorry.....敢問路在何方.mp3

對(duì)??不??起?? ? 唐僧: Let's go guys!(歌)伙計(jì)們，走了！

? 悟空: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.你挑著擔(dān)，我牽著馬。

? 八戒: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.等來了日出，送走晚霞。

? 沙僧: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.? 所有人: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.? 旁白: One after the other the seasons go by, and one after the other, the year go on?? You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.一番番春秋、冬夏??敢問路在何方？路在腳下。

? All（謝幕）: You wonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......敢問路在何方？路在腳下。

第二篇：西游記三打白骨精劇本

《西游記·三打白骨精》劇本

第一幕

（悟空走在前頭，時(shí)不時(shí)抓耳撓腮。八戒牽馬。唐僧款款的坐在白龍馬上，念誦南無經(jīng)。沙僧挑著擔(dān)，艱難的走著。）

背景音樂：《敢問路在何方》（音樂到沙僧說話時(shí)停）

沙僧（放下?lián)樱＞氲恼f）：師父，大師兄，二師兄，前面好像有戶人家，吾等可以前去討些齋飯來填填肚子。

八戒（一臉饞相）：那還不快快前去討些吃的來，我看前面的人家又耕田又績(jī)麻，看來甚為富裕哩！

悟空（跳到八戒之前，狠狠戳了他一指頭，不屑）：呆子！枉你頂個(gè)天蓬元帥之名！這山周圍。妖氣繚繞！你難道瞧不見嗎？

八戒（跑到唐僧面前，抬頭說道）：師父，這妖猴純粹是為了自己偷懶，不去化齋，你還不快念緊箍咒來？

唐僧（閉眼，心平氣和指著悟空）：善哉！善哉！南無阿彌陀佛。行者，你還不快快去討些齋飯來？

悟空（雙手抱拳，駕起云來）：師父保重，老孫去也！

（孫悟空下場(chǎng)，白骨精身披披風(fēng)，站在高高的山上，眺望著師徒四人，冷笑道）

白骨精：哈哈哈哈！聽說吃了唐僧肉可以長生不老，今天他到不請(qǐng)自來了。

（白骨精搖身一變，跨上小籃子，款款的走著圓場(chǎng)來到師徒四人)唐僧(對(duì)八戒和沙僧)：悟空剛才說這里沒有人家，前面怎么過來了一個(gè)人？

八戒：等老豬去看看。（八戒放下耙子，整整衣服裝出一副斯文樣）女菩薩，去哪里??？手里提著什么東西？

白骨精：長老，這里面是香米飯和炒面筋，特地來送給你們吃的。八戒：是給我們送吃的來了！

(白骨精走到唐僧面前，唐僧連忙合掌。)唐僧：女菩薩，你住哪里？怎么知道我們?cè)谶@里??？

白骨精：師傅，我家住在山的西面，我父母信佛行善，凡是有出家人路過都會(huì)給些齋飯。我丈夫在北山種地，父母年老，我去送飯。路上遇見你們，想起父母樂善好施，所以就請(qǐng)師父?jìng)冇冒桑?/p>

唐僧：善哉！善哉！你還是送給你丈夫吃吧，我徒弟摘果子去了，馬上就來。

八戒：放著現(xiàn)成的飯不吃，干嘛等那猴子的爛桃子？（說著拿起籃子遞給唐僧吃。）

悟空（急忙趕來，一臉著急）：慢！好你個(gè)呆子！竟把這妖精的飯菜遞給師父吃，真是瞎了眼！沙師弟，快護(hù)好行李和師父，看我不打了這妖精！

(悟空舉起棒子打死妖精。白骨精化作一縷煙逃走，留下一具尸體。)唐僧（大驚失色）：你這猴頭，無緣無故傷人性命！悟空：師父莫怪，你來看這籃子里裝的是什么？

沙僧(提過籃子一看)：師父，里面那有什么米飯？明明是青蛙和癩蛤?。。ㄕf完提著籃子下去了。）

（唐僧有點(diǎn)信了，八戒去在一旁挑撥。）

八戒：師父別聽這猴頭瞎說，這女施主明明是給我們送飯吃的好人，他偏說她是個(gè)妖精！他打死了人，又怕師父念緊箍咒，所以才弄個(gè)障眼法哄你。

（八戒說完下場(chǎng)。唐僧念起緊箍咒，痛的悟空直叫喚。）悟空：師父，別念了，別念了，有話好說！

唐僧：出家人以慈悲為懷，你怎么動(dòng)不動(dòng)就行兇，平白無故打死好人？你回去吧，我不要這樣的徒弟！

（悟空連忙跪下磕頭）：師父，我還沒報(bào)答您的救命之恩，怎么能回去呢？師父，我下次再也不敢了！

唐僧：既然如此，先饒過你這一次，如果下次再犯，我將這緊箍咒翻來覆去念上個(gè)二十遍！

悟空：是，師父！

第二幕：

（八戒、沙僧上臺(tái)）

旁白：孫悟空又去化齋，唐三人在草地上休息。白骨精呢？其實(shí)白骨精并沒有死，而且準(zhǔn)備變成先前女子的母親再去抓唐僧。孫悟空心知這點(diǎn)，于是去而復(fù)返。

八戒：猴哥，你怎么回來得這么快？齋飯呢？ 悟空：俺是不放心你們，怕那妖怪去而復(fù)返。八戒：瞧你說的，哪有什么妖怪。悟空：去....悟空（轉(zhuǎn)身向唐僧）：師父，我用金箍棒在地上畫一個(gè)圈，你們呆在里面不出來，那妖精便沒法傷害你們了。唐僧：這....沙僧：師父，就照大師兄說的做吧。唐僧：好吧。

悟空（開始畫圈，畫完以后叮囑）：師父，我回來以前你們可千萬別出來...八戒：知道了，猴哥快去化齋吧，早點(diǎn)回來。悟空：老孫去也。

白骨精（站在云端恨得咬牙切齒）：聽說這孫悟空厲害，果然名不虛傳。不行，我不能勞而無功，一定要將那唐僧弄到手?。ㄟ@時(shí)，白骨精變成了先前女子的母親悄悄走了過來。）

（唐三人背對(duì)著白，白伸出手，向唐背后抓去，忽然被孫畫的圈子弄傷了，哎呀一聲，唐三人發(fā)覺了。）唐僧：這位施主是....白骨精：長老，請(qǐng)問你們看見我的女兒了么？（唐三人尷尬。）

八戒：哎，你的女兒？沒有，沒看見。

白骨精（一眼看見地上女兒的尸體，撲過去）：哎呀，我的女兒，我苦命的女兒呀....唐僧想走出去安慰：這位施主....沙僧：師父，不可以走出去....八戒：師父你看，猴哥打死了人家女兒，現(xiàn)在人家母親尋來了。白骨精：什么？你們打死了我的女兒。（豬捂嘴）

哎呀，我苦命的女兒呀，你怎么就被那些壞人給打死了呀。(唐走出去安慰。)白骨精：你們這群強(qiáng)盜，還我女兒命來。（向唐僧撲過來）

旁白：說時(shí)遲，那時(shí)快，孫悟空化晚齋回來，正好看見妖精欲行不軌。孫一棒打來：妖精。白忙躲到唐身后：長老救我。沙拉著孫：大師兄，不可。孫甩開沙：別攔著我。

唐僧：悟空，你再胡來，為師可要念緊箍咒了。(孫繼續(xù)追白。)唐忽然舉起雙手念起緊箍咒。悟空：啊，緊箍咒。頭痛，好痛。（唐繼續(xù)念，孫更痛。）

（白很高興，伸出爪子抓向唐。這一幕只有孫一個(gè)人看見。孫忍住痛，一棒打來，白倒。）

唐僧：悟空，你太不像話了。

八戒：是啊師父，你看，人家老娘也被他給打死了。唐僧：從此以后，我不再是你的師父，你走吧。悟空（追上去，攔在唐面前）：師父要我回去也行，您念個(gè)松箍咒，把我的箍拿下來，我就回去。要是沒有松箍咒，師父就還帶著我一起走吧，不然當(dāng)年堂堂的齊天大圣，如今回去頭上戴著這個(gè)箍，沒臉見人。

唐僧：那就再饒你一次，千萬不能再行兇了。悟空：好的，好的，師父?。ǖ诙煌辏?/p>

第三幕

白骨精（站在云端里觀察）：一會(huì)唐僧過了這座山，就不歸我管了。要是讓別的妖怪捉去，豈不便宜了別人？

旁白：白骨精不甘心，這次，她變成了那位女子的父親。

（唐三人在走，忽然看見一位白發(fā)蒼蒼的老公公，一手拄著拐杖，一手拿著佛珠，嘴里念著經(jīng)，晃晃悠悠的走來。）白骨精：長老們好！唐僧：施主你好。

白骨精：長老們一路走來，可有看見我的女兒和夫人了么？ 唐三人：這....白骨精：你們?cè)趺戳?？莫非你們將他們母女害了?八戒：不是我們，是我那大師兄一個(gè)人干的。白骨精：啊.......悟空：好你個(gè)妖精，你騙得了別人，可偏不了俺老孫?。ò坠蔷珖樀貌桓易髀暎┪蚩眨和恋?！山神?。ㄍ恋睾蜕缴癯鰣?chǎng)）

悟空：你們來給俺老孫作個(gè)證。

（說完一棒將妖精打死。唐僧氣得說不出話來。）

八戒：好你個(gè)孫悟空，真厲害，不到半天功夫就打死了三個(gè)人。悟空：師父你看，這個(gè)妖精被我打死現(xiàn)了原形，你看她脊椎上有一行字，真的就是‘白骨夫人’。

八戒：師父，別信他的，他這是把尸體變成骷髏，掩人耳目。（唐僧念起咒來。）

悟空：師父錯(cuò)怪我了，那真是妖精，他是想來害你的。我好心保護(hù)師父，你卻一再聽信那呆子胡說，屢次要趕我走。算了算了，我走就是了。只是我怕我走了沒人保護(hù)師父。

唐僧（氣憤地）：你這潑猴越發(fā)無禮了！悟凈，拿筆來！（沙僧拿來紙筆，唐僧寫下貶書遞給悟空。）

唐僧：猴頭，有這個(gè)為證，我不再是你師父，你也不再是我徒弟。你走吧！

悟空（把貶書收在袖子里，不舍地）：師父，本想保你去西天取經(jīng)，沒想到半途而廢。我們好歹師徒一場(chǎng)，請(qǐng)師父受我一拜。

悟空（拜完，對(duì)沙僧）：沙師弟，你是好人，千萬小心八戒的胡言亂語，以后要好好保護(hù)師父。

沙僧：大師兄，師父也只是一時(shí)氣話，你再勸勸就好。悟空：要是有妖精抓走師父，你就說我老孫是他的大徒弟。妖精知道我的厲害，就不敢加害師父了。

唐僧：我是個(gè)好和尚，不提你這壞人的名字。(悟空含淚再次磕頭拜別師父。)尾聲

第三篇：三打白骨精話劇劇本

三打白骨精話劇劇本

T:唐僧(A)S:孫悟空

(B)E:豬八戒(C)J:沙僧(D)B:白骨精(E)B1:B變成村姑

B2:B變成太婆

B3:B變化成老頭

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

阿彌陀佛，我們這是到哪了？

S: Bajie,map!

八戒，地圖！E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look,boss(湊近T)???（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）

師傅，請(qǐng)看。

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!

八戒，我跟你講了多少次了，不要帶這種美女的圖片！E: Oh, boss!Forgive me。(伸手拿回)

哦，師傅！原諒我吧。

T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west 為師先替你保管，到西天了再給你。E: But??

但是??

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? 阿彌陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地圖？

E:(遞)Here.Em?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.給，嗯??我們已經(jīng)到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不動(dòng)了！再說，我這肚子也餓了。S: Fat Pig!肥豬!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will???.死猴子，有本事再說一遍，再說?? S: You will what(兇相)? 再說你怎么樣？

S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

沒問題！

（白骨精躲在一旁偷看）J: This is?..? S: Electric net!I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就沒有妖怪能接近！

T: Em??ok，we will stay in it!

嗯??好的，我們會(huì)呆在里面的！S: Bye!(飛走)

俺老孫去也。

T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》

我們斗地主吧！

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)

哈哈！伏魔圈？太小兒科了吧。B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?

我也可以玩嗎？

J: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.不好意思，姑娘。我們?cè)诙返刂鳎齻€(gè)人夠了。B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!

噢，機(jī)會(huì)來了！炸彈！T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!

王炸！

T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!

喔?我贏了！嗯?，姑娘，你是老手吧。進(jìn)來教我！S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

啊，妖怪！

B1:（倒)Ah??

慘叫聲

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!

悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的師傅!S: She is a monster!

她是妖怪！T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t??

噢，師傅，別??

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)

太晚了！Once more??(緊箍咒)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

悟空，為師早就跟你講了?。ú灰獊y殺生）

B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)

哼!孫悟空，讓我教訓(xùn)一下你！B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

（長老）請(qǐng)問，你們見過我女兒沒？ T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住尸體)No,sorry!S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!

好你個(gè)妖怪，我打死你！E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)

師傅，你還好吧？

這個(gè)地方八戒要表現(xiàn)出墻頭草的樣子。

T：Don’t say this.（這時(shí)放《only you》，當(dāng)做緊箍咒）Only you??（不要再說了。念緊箍咒。）

白骨精現(xiàn)身。

B：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a lesson.哇哈哈哈，孫悟空，我馬上就給你個(gè)教訓(xùn)。

白骨精變身老婦出場(chǎng)。

B2：Daughter.Daughter.Whereis my daughter?Hello, have you seen my daughter? 女兒啊，女兒啊，女兒你在哪里??？【對(duì)唐僧】你好，請(qǐng)問你看到我女兒了嗎？

T : Your daughter??故意作出擋住村姑尸體的樣子 你女兒??

悟空剛從緊箍咒的痛苦中清醒過來，看到老婦。

S:You are the monster, I will beat you.我打死你這個(gè)死妖精。

聽到這句話，唐僧去擋老婦，孫悟空把唐僧推到在地后，將老婦打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。

J: Master，are you OK? How many?

師父，怎么樣，你還好嗎？【伸出兩根手指】這是幾

T：Two，game over Sun Wukong.兩個(gè)啦，孫悟空，你死定啦。

見唐僧已經(jīng)對(duì)悟空產(chǎn)生不滿，這時(shí)白骨精抓住時(shí)機(jī)，變成老頭出來。老頭出場(chǎng)后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女兒，狂奔過去。

B3：Oh，my wife，my daughter , who did it？（噢，我的女兒啊，我的老伴啊，這是誰干的？）

悟空轉(zhuǎn)身，見又一個(gè)妖怪來了，果斷舉起金箍棒就要打。

s：You are going to die, monster.見閻王去吧，死妖精。

T：Oh Wukong，you have killed three lives.（悟空，你竟然殺了三個(gè)人。

S :They are not humanbeing，they are monsters.（他們不是人，他們是妖精.）

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

你，你??你已經(jīng)傷了三條人命了！

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

不，他們不是人！都是妖怪變的！

T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！

妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再讓我看見你！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......師傅，猴哥這是??

T: Don't mention that guy any more!不要再提他了！

B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)

唐僧，你好愚蠢！

B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈??

S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

悟空

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）J: Our hero is back!

我們的英雄回來了！

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

發(fā)生什么事了？

S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!

師傅，你應(yīng)該提高一下智商了！這個(gè)妖怪為了騙你變化成三個(gè)模樣！T: How,how did you find out?

你怎么發(fā)現(xiàn)的？

S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)

??猴子的直覺。

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)

悟空，這次是為師錯(cuò)怪了你，對(duì)不起！S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

嗯？麻煩您大聲點(diǎn)行嗎？ T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)

第四篇：三打白骨精的英文劇本

三打白骨精的英文劇本，我演過，相當(dāng)成功，（人物可刪減的）

人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆

B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

S: Bajie,map!

E:(摸出，遞給S)

S: Look,master(湊近T)………(T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E)

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?

E:(遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)?

E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:(輕咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?

S: No problem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看)

E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!

S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)

B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!

T: Bomb?(打出)

B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)

S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

B1:(倒)Ah……

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!

S: She is a monster!

T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)

S: Oh,please don’t…… T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)

T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)

B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)

S:(咬牙切齒)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)

E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)

B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)

S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T:(想阻止，未及)You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！

S:(悲，離去)(音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛)《人鬼情未了》

E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)

T:(驚)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)

B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!

J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!

T: How,how did you find out?

S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)

N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對(duì)T)I've called the police.N:(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)

S: What?

T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音樂響)《敢問路在何方》(這個(gè)放伴奏)

T: Let's go guys!(歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......

第五篇：三打白骨精的英文劇本

三打白骨精的英文劇本，我演過，相當(dāng)成功，（人物可刪減的）人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆 B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look,master(湊近T)???(T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E)T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)Here.Em?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)? E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:(輕咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:(倒)Ah??

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:(咬牙切齒)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:(想阻止，未及)You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)(音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛)《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:(驚)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal? S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對(duì)T)I've called the police.N:(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音樂響)《敢問路在何方》(這個(gè)放伴奏)T: Let's go guys!(歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet..Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒

J：沙僧

B：白骨精（何平）B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆B3：B變化成的老頭 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look,boss(湊近T)???（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)Here.Em?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)? E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah??

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個(gè)放伴奏）

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人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空、E：豬八戒、J：沙僧、B：白骨精、B1：B變 成的村姑、B2：B變成的太婆、B3：B變化成的老頭、N：哪吒 T: Wukong,where we are now? 悟空 我們現(xiàn)在到哪里了 S: Bajie,map!八戒 地圖

E:(摸出，遞給S)S: oh，master，look！(湊近T)???（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）哦 師傅 你瞧啊！

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you don't take these pictures of beautiful girls with you!八戒 我告訴你多少次啦 不要老是帶美女圖啦！E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)哦 師傅 原諒我這次吧

T:(縮手)No,i tkink i will take this untill we get to west ,ba jie,map.沒門，我想就由我暫時(shí)保管，直到我們到達(dá)西天，取得真經(jīng)，八戒 地圖 E: But?? T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)Here.Em?? i am so hungry now,(坐)and i can not move anymore, 奧 師傅 我肚子餓扁了，再也走不動(dòng)了 S: Fat Pig!肥豬 E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….死猴子 如果你再敢說這倆個(gè)字，我就，我就 S: You will what(兇相)? 你就要干嘛啊 E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).呵呵 我就幫你抓虱子?。: Hm!T:（輕咳）Wukong,I am hungry too，would you bring us some food? 悟空 我也餓了 你能幫我們?nèi)フ尹c(diǎn)吃的嗎？

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!你看 我們師傅也餓了

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!八戒 不要忘了誰把我上一餐的飯給吃了 J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away。

名人堂：眾名人帶你感受他們的驅(qū)動(dòng)人生馬云任志強(qiáng)李嘉誠柳傳志史玉柱

what can we do？

但是師傅 如果大師兄走了，有妖怪來我們?cè)趺崔k T: Em??.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? 這倒是一個(gè)問題 悟空 你有什么辦法嗎？ S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is?..? 這是？ S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more knowledgeable!, knowledge is power!哦 悟空 你真是越來越知識(shí)淵博哦，知識(shí)就是力量啊 S: ok i am going to find some food ,Bye!(走)好的 我去找吃的啦 拜拜 T；ok it is the show time, 好的 現(xiàn)在是我們展示自己的時(shí)間啦（放音樂《窮開心》三師徒開始跳舞）。。T:i am a little tired, Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗 地主》我有點(diǎn)累了 我們打牌吧

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?it is easy,ha ha ha(變成B1)傳說中的電網(wǎng) 小菜一碟嘛 哈哈哈 B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? 能加我一個(gè)嗎

T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing card now,and three people are enough.哦 女士 我們現(xiàn)在在斗地主 三個(gè)人足夠了 B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!T: oh chance 嗯 機(jī)會(huì) B1: Double King!一對(duì)k T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are so clever.Come in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah??

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t?? T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主 題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)暈去

T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)哈哈哈哈 孫悟空 我馬上就給你一個(gè)教訓(xùn)

B2:Daughter daughter ,where is my daughter ?Hello,have you seen my daughter? 悟空醒 看到老婦

T: you Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什 么，T擋)S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2 躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(B變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊 狂奔過去）

S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!不 他們不是人 是妖精 T: Monster?i think You are the real monster!you,go！you,go！it is the wrong way ,你走錯(cuò)啦

妖精 我看你才是真正的妖精，你走，走 哪兒來的回哪兒去吧（孫走錯(cuò) 唐指出）你走錯(cuò)啦 這邊 S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造“ 假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......師傅 猴哥真的走啦 T: Don't say that guy!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)don't touch my master, T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: oh Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)N: i am coming.where is the cniminal? S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對(duì)T)I've called the police.N:hei hei(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!let us go(帶走B)嘿嘿 你被捕了，你現(xiàn)在可以保持沉默，你現(xiàn)在所說的每一句話將 來都可能成為呈堂證供，走吧！

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: i can not hear clearly.? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個(gè)放伴奏）

T;you are ma monkey.s;i am always your monkey（抱T）我也永遠(yuǎn)都是你的猴子

八戒很不要臉的沖上去推開悟空抱著T 八戒；i am always your pig.我也永遠(yuǎn)是你的豬 眾人噓聲離開 放《英文版路在何方》 繼續(xù)取經(jīng) 結(jié)束