第一篇：搞笑英文話劇劇本(三打白骨精)
搞笑英文話劇劇本
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧
B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆
B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)
S: Look,master(湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?
E:(遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ，I will……….S: You will what(兇相)?
E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!
T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人開(kāi)始打牌)音樂(lè)《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?
T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teachme!(準(zhǔn)備開(kāi)電網(wǎng)門)
S:(回來(lái)，看見(jiàn)B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……
T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)
T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)
S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)
B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂(lè)，營(yíng)造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》
E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!
B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance
into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺(jué))N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對(duì)T)I've called the police.N:(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂(lè)響）《敢問(wèn)路在何方》（這個(gè)放伴奏）
T: Let's go guys!(歌)
S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year
go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......
第二篇：搞笑英文話劇劇本(三打白骨精)
搞笑英文話劇劇本
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧
B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆
B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)
S: Look,master(湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?
E:(遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ，I will……….S: You will what(兇相)?
E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!
T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人開(kāi)始打牌)音樂(lè)《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?
T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teachme!(準(zhǔn)備開(kāi)電網(wǎng)門)
S:(回來(lái)，看見(jiàn)B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……
T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)
T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)
S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)
B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂(lè)，營(yíng)造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》
E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!
B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance
into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺(jué))N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對(duì)T)I've called the police.N:(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂(lè)響）《敢問(wèn)路在何方》（這個(gè)放伴奏）
T: Let's go guys!(歌)
S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year
go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet.....英語(yǔ)話劇劇本The Bus
A Story about Love and Stinky Feet
5-6人英語(yǔ)劇本，公交車上的故事，適合大學(xué)生活，關(guān)于愛(ài)和臭腳的故事。Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui Boy B,Old woman, Scene One
(Three female students are chatting on a bus.Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof.Two boys are sleeping in their seats.Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on.She looks at the seats.Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.)
Old woman: There're no empty seats.I guess I'll have to stand.(The female students find the old woman not having a seat.They want to help her find one to sit in.)
Female student A: We should find a seat for her.Female student B: Right.Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her.(The two boys continue to sleep.)Female student C: We should find a seat for her.Female students A & B: Yes.(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady?(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep.Female students A and B look at each other.Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)Female Student B: Hey!Can you give your seat to that old lady? Boy A:(wakes up)I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album.I'm very tired.I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady.(continues to sleep)Female student C: What should we do? Female student B: Let's ask the other boy.Boy B:(gets up suddenly)Ah!All:(startled)Ah!Female student B: What happened? Female student C: Why did you scream? Boy B: I had a nightmare.It was terrible.Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady?(Boy B falls asleep.)Female student A: Hello!Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady? Boy B: Let me sleep, please.I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep.Can you let me sleep for a while? Female student A: Well, we've tried.Female student B: The young man is really brash.Old woman: Thank you, young ladies!I'm OK!Don't think I'm an old woman.I am healthy.(makes a few kicks like a young man)
Female student C: Maybe we worry too much.The old lady's very healthy.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over.It makes Boy A wake up.)
Boy A: Oh!Are you OK? Old woman: Oh!Oh!My waist!
Boy A: You can take my seat.(helps the old woman to the seat)Female student C: Hmm.He just got his conscience.Female student A: Yeah!I was just about to say they got no manners.Female student B: Yeah.I thought he was a cold-blooded animal.Boy A: Hey!Watch your own manners.I've given her my seat.I'm really very tired.(At this time Boy B is embarrassed.He dares not continue to sleep.)Old woman: Thank you, young man.I'm old and useless.Boy B: Don't say that.If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again.Boy A falls down.)Scene Two
(The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats.Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing.The three girls continue to chat.Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.)
Female student A: Oh!Who touched me?(turns her head around and sees Boy A standing behind her)It's you, right?
Boy A: What? Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you? Boy A: Wait.I didn't do anything.Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right? Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person.(looks at Boy B)Hey… Is it you? Boy B:(confused and shakes his head)Not me.I was sleeping.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again.Boy A bumps into Female student A again.)Female student A:(angry)Still saying it wasn't you? You pig!Boy A: I didn't mean it.Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past.Boys in the past were all very polite.Now boys are reckless.Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her.Hurry!Boy A: Alright!Alright!(to female student A)I'm sorry.(Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.)Boy A: It's not my day today.Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women.And she's no nice woman.Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper.Time really changed.Boy B: Older people know more than us.Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day.For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.(Boys A and B don't know what to say.Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake.The old woman bumps into Female student C's hips.)Female student C:(surprised)You.....(The old woman looks at Female student C and says nothing.)Old woman: You have nice hips.Female student B: I can't believe the old woman is capable of sexual harassment.Female student C: Maybe nowadays old people are not the same as those in the past.Female student A: Maybe after losing her husband, she feels lonely.Female student B: Ah!Here we are.Let's get off.Female student C: We'd better stay away from those strange people.(Female students get off the bus.)
Boy B: Who are those strange people? They're real strange.(helps the old woman up)Are you O.K.? Those young girls have no sympathy.Old woman:(feels Boy B's hand)You also have a pair of very fine hands.Boy B:(startled)What?
Boy A: This old woman is also very strange.Boy B: Let's go!
Old woman: Don't be shy, young man.I have held such kind of hand for a long time.(Boy B frees himself from the old woman's hand and gets off.)Old woman:(looks at Boy A)You're nice, too.Boy A: Hmm, good-bye.(gets off).
第三篇：三打白骨精英文劇本英語(yǔ)話劇
Monkey Subdues the White-bone Demon
Roles:
Monkey King(M)猴哥 Pig(P)
八戒
Tangseng(T)
唐僧 Shaseng(S)
沙僧
White-bone Demon(W)
白骨精 White-bone Demon’Servant(Ws)Young Girl(G)
年輕女孩
Old Lady(L)
老婦人
Fortune teller(F)
先知
Narrator: It’s a very day in the journey to the west, the four monks are travelling in the rolling mountains,in which lives white-bone demon.And she is quite excited to be informed that Tangseng is coming.師徒四人西天取經(jīng)，白骨精途中等待。（1桃花朵朵開(kāi)）
（White-bone Demon with her servant behind steps in the stage）
Ws: madam, here is the fresh blood!You look so well today!
W: Aha, of cause!A monk called Tangseng is coming and it is said that one who has eaten his flesh will never die or grow old!What a precious opportunity for me it is!I will turn into a beautiful girl to win his heart!
（White-bone Demon spinsherself and turned into a beautiful young girl，then waited for the monks to come.）
M: master, I feel that there is some evil in this area!(讓三人站在呼啦圈內(nèi))you three stay in this magical ring and I will go to search for some food!See you later!(悟空跳出舞臺(tái))G：oh, god gives me such a wonderful chance!(整理妝容，伴奏2音樂(lè)起，走貓步上臺(tái))P: hey, master!Have you got the smell of a beauty? T: Absolutely!Er, actually I find she is walking toward us!
G: How do you do, lovely monks? My name is snow white.You must be hungry after such a long journey.Here is some bread for you!P: oh, what a kindhearted girl!Baby, I do hungry very much!Shall we eat the bread together?
S: I think she may be a demon!Be careful, pig!
（八戒壓根不理他，色迷迷的走出呼啦圈，走向美女）
P: you are such beautiful，and I’m such handsome.Shouldn’t we be a suitable couple? G: yes, I’d love to!
（音樂(lè)3my love will go on響起八戒與少女一起做泰坦尼克中的經(jīng)典動(dòng)作。兩 人陶醉其中。沙僧與唐僧低頭念經(jīng)）S: oh, my Buddha!How can a monk act as this!T: er mi tuo fo er mi tuo fo er mi tuo fo ??
（3音樂(lè)結(jié)束，悟空舉著金箍棒跳出）
M: you greedy demon!Dare you come to tempt my brother!Go to the hell right now!（一棒將其打死）
S：master, monkey has killed a person!
P: A person who is a nice young girl who likes me!
T: monkey, do you know you have murdered an innocent young girl?
You must be responsible for it!And as your master I must punish you!(開(kāi)始念緊箍咒)@#￥%）（*&%??￥#！
（悟空痛苦萬(wàn)分，在地上打滾。舞臺(tái)另一邊白骨精上,做憤憤狀）W：what a damn monkey!Hum, I won’t give up！M-a-g-i-c!
(白骨精轉(zhuǎn)下臺(tái)，老婦人上。拄著拐，彎腰駝背咳嗽不斷，向唐僧一行走去)L：Snow white!Snow white!----master,(唐僧停止念咒，悟空站起來(lái)對(duì)老夫怒目而 視，齜牙咧嘴)have you seen my 19 year old daughter? She went out to send some food to some monks, but haven’t gone back yet!P:er, er ,no!Absolutely no!
(老婦環(huán)顧四周看到女兒尸體！忙撲到她身邊。4二泉映月起)
L: wake up!Snow white!Wake up!who killed you!M: master, this is the same demon!She came again!let kill her!(躍起揮棒將其打死在地)
S：master, again monkey killed a person!P: A person who is a old poor mother!
M: Nonsense!She is a demon who wants to eat you!Why don’t you trust me!（師徒正在爭(zhēng)吵時(shí)，白骨精在臺(tái)上揉自己被打過(guò)的地方，計(jì)上心頭，旋轉(zhuǎn)下臺(tái)，半仙上臺(tái)，舉著小旗上書“賽神仙”，腿有些陂，翻著白眼.）
N: when the four monks are debating, the Ms White-bone had come up with another idea and turned herself into a fortune teller.F：what a pity that such a handsome monk has an incurable disease！What a pity!T: are you talking to me? Have I got that terrible disease? What’s it?
F: your legs!One is longer while the other is shorter!If you let it go at that you will lose the ability to move even a centimeter one day！
M: don’t believe in him, master!He’s the same demon!
F: shit!What I said is definitely true!You don’t believe that? Let me show you!Follow me now-----
(5音樂(lè)起。師徒四人跟著半仙開(kāi)始走。半仙帶著四人瘸著走。繞呼啦圈兩周)S: Oh no!we’re all disabled!
P: master, we have to accept the treatment!
M: rubbish!I won’t let you cheat others any more!Taste my stick!(一棒將其打死)
T：monkey!You kill three innocent persons in a row！How can I forgive you!I won’t be your master any longer.Get away from me now!Go wherever you like!M: Master!You will regret for this foolish decision!(生氣的離去)（白骨精的奸笑響起，昂首闊步上臺(tái)6音樂(lè)起）
W：Ahahaha!He thinks it’s foolish decision, but I do think it can’t be wiser!Dear Mr.Tang, do you know how much I miss you, especially your delicious flesh?（以一種美食家的眼光審視唐僧，不住的咽口水）Er，which way of cooking do you prefer, frying or stewing? T,S,P: Monkey!Help!Help!------（悟空蹦出來(lái)7音樂(lè)起）M: yes！Here I am!You damn demon!I can’t let you flee away this time!(兩人開(kāi)始打太極，不一會(huì)兒悟空便將她按倒在地，正要拿起棒子打她)T：wait a minute!
M,P,S：why? It’s really a demon!
(唐僧鄙視徒仨，拿起自己的禪杖將白骨精打死，徒仨暈倒)T：ermituofu——monkey？ M：yes?
T: I’m sorry that I didn’t trust you ??
M: ah, that’s all right!The white-bone demon is the one to be blamed!T: ok, let’continue our journey!M,P,S: all right, let’s go!（8音樂(lè)起）
N: here comes the end of this play, but it’s still replayed between friends again and again.May you always trust your friends and be loyal to them!That’s all, thank you!(全體演員上臺(tái)謝幕)
第四篇：三打白骨精話劇劇本
三打白骨精話劇劇本
T:唐僧(A)S:孫悟空
(B)E:豬八戒(C)J:沙僧(D)B:白骨精(E)B1:B變成村姑
B2:B變成太婆
B3:B變化成老頭
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
阿彌陀佛，我們這是到哪了？
S: Bajie,map!
八戒，地圖！E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look,boss(湊近T)???（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）
師傅，請(qǐng)看。
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
八戒，我跟你講了多少次了，不要帶這種美女的圖片！E: Oh, boss!Forgive me。(伸手拿回)
哦，師傅！原諒我吧。
T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west 為師先替你保管，到西天了再給你。E: But??
但是??
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? 阿彌陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地圖？
E:(遞)Here.Em?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.給，嗯??我們已經(jīng)到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不動(dòng)了！再說(shuō)，我這肚子也餓了。S: Fat Pig!肥豬!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will???.死猴子，有本事再說(shuō)一遍，再說(shuō)?? S: You will what(兇相)? 再說(shuō)你怎么樣？
S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
沒(méi)問(wèn)題！
（白骨精躲在一旁偷看）J: This is?..? S: Electric net!I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就沒(méi)有妖怪能接近！
T: Em??ok，we will stay in it!
嗯??好的，我們會(huì)呆在里面的！S: Bye!(飛走)
俺老孫去也。
T: Let’s play cards!(三人開(kāi)始打牌)音樂(lè)《斗地主》
我們斗地主吧！
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)
哈哈！伏魔圈？太小兒科了吧。B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?
我也可以玩嗎？
J: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.不好意思，姑娘。我們?cè)诙返刂?，三個(gè)人夠了。B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!
噢，機(jī)會(huì)來(lái)了！炸彈！T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!
王炸！
T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!
喔?我贏了！嗯?，姑娘，你是老手吧。進(jìn)來(lái)教我！S:(回來(lái)，看見(jiàn)B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
啊，妖怪！
B1:（倒)Ah??
慘叫聲
T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!
悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的師傅!S: She is a monster!
她是妖怪！T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t??
噢，師傅，別??
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)
太晚了！Once more??(緊箍咒)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
悟空，為師早就跟你講了！（不要亂殺生）
B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)
哼!孫悟空，讓我教訓(xùn)一下你！B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
（長(zhǎng)老）請(qǐng)問(wèn)，你們見(jiàn)過(guò)我女兒沒(méi)？ T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住尸體)No,sorry!S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!
好你個(gè)妖怪，我打死你！E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
師傅，你還好吧？
這個(gè)地方八戒要表現(xiàn)出墻頭草的樣子。
T：Don’t say this.（這時(shí)放《only you》，當(dāng)做緊箍咒）Only you??（不要再說(shuō)了。念緊箍咒。）
白骨精現(xiàn)身。
B：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a lesson.哇哈哈哈，孫悟空，我馬上就給你個(gè)教訓(xùn)。
白骨精變身老婦出場(chǎng)。
B2：Daughter.Daughter.Whereis my daughter?Hello, have you seen my daughter? 女兒啊，女兒啊，女兒你在哪里??？【對(duì)唐僧】你好，請(qǐng)問(wèn)你看到我女兒了嗎？
T : Your daughter??故意作出擋住村姑尸體的樣子 你女兒??
悟空剛從緊箍咒的痛苦中清醒過(guò)來(lái)，看到老婦。
S:You are the monster, I will beat you.我打死你這個(gè)死妖精。
聽(tīng)到這句話，唐僧去擋老婦，孫悟空把唐僧推到在地后，將老婦打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。
J: Master，are you OK? How many?
師父，怎么樣，你還好嗎？【伸出兩根手指】這是幾
T：Two，game over Sun Wukong.兩個(gè)啦，孫悟空，你死定啦。
見(jiàn)唐僧已經(jīng)對(duì)悟空產(chǎn)生不滿，這時(shí)白骨精抓住時(shí)機(jī)，變成老頭出來(lái)。老頭出場(chǎng)后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女兒，狂奔過(guò)去。
B3：Oh，my wife，my daughter , who did it？（噢，我的女兒啊，我的老伴啊，這是誰(shuí)干的？）
悟空轉(zhuǎn)身，見(jiàn)又一個(gè)妖怪來(lái)了，果斷舉起金箍棒就要打。
s：You are going to die, monster.見(jiàn)閻王去吧，死妖精。
T：Oh Wukong，you have killed three lives.（悟空，你竟然殺了三個(gè)人。
S :They are not humanbeing，they are monsters.（他們不是人，他們是妖精.）
T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!
你，你??你已經(jīng)傷了三條人命了！
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
不，他們不是人！都是妖怪變的！
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！
妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再讓我看見(jiàn)你！S:(悲，離去)（音樂(lè)，營(yíng)造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......師傅，猴哥這是??
T: Don't mention that guy any more!不要再提他了！
B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)
唐僧，你好愚蠢！
B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈??
S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?
悟空
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）J: Our hero is back!
我們的英雄回來(lái)了！
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
發(fā)生什么事了？
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
師傅，你應(yīng)該提高一下智商了！這個(gè)妖怪為了騙你變化成三個(gè)模樣！T: How,how did you find out?
你怎么發(fā)現(xiàn)的？
S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺(jué))
??猴子的直覺(jué)。
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)
悟空，這次是為師錯(cuò)怪了你，對(duì)不起！S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?
嗯？麻煩您大聲點(diǎn)行嗎？ T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)
第五篇：日語(yǔ)話劇劇本《三打白骨精》
西游記之三打白骨精
演員數(shù)量：9人 人物：唐僧——
孫悟空—— 豬八戒—— 沙僧—— 白骨精—— 姑娘——
姑娘母親—— 姑娘父親—— 旁白——
人物道具：唐僧：服裝、禪杖、墨鏡
悟空：服裝、緊箍咒、金箍棒
豬八戒：服裝、釘耙
沙僧：服裝、扁擔(dān)（箱子）
村婦：服裝、籃子、饅頭
母親：服裝、拐杖、頭帶
父親：服裝、胡須、拐杖
白骨精：服裝、劍
其他道具：心臟起搏器、照妖鏡 配樂(lè)：
1、《敢問(wèn)路在何方》0:20
2、《四小天鵝》0:03---0:113、劇本：
（配樂(lè)：西游記主題曲起）
旁白：話說(shuō)唐僧師徒四人正在西天取經(jīng)的路上。有一天，他們來(lái)到了白骨精的地盤，揭開(kāi)了三打白骨精的序幕。（同時(shí)悟空上場(chǎng)，走到舞臺(tái)左側(cè)，再到右側(cè)，邊抓耳撓腮，邊作眺望狀。）（旁白結(jié)束）
悟空：我是孫悟空，有棒在手中，妖怪敢現(xiàn)形，皆被我殺空。（眺望）師傅，師傅，沒(méi)有妖怪。
（配樂(lè)：《四小天鵝》起，師徒三人跳四小天鵝出場(chǎng)，到舞臺(tái)中央，單手作拜佛狀）
唐僧：阿彌陀佛，艱難跋涉。
八戒：肚子好餓。（三人作肚餓狀，配樂(lè)：肚餓聲）沙僧：又累又熱。悟空：我的錯(cuò)…… 唐僧：悟空，悟空！
悟空：（蹦跳到師傅面前）師傅。唐僧：怎么了？
悟空：我們好像迷路了。唐僧：八戒，地圖！
（八戒從懷里拿出地圖給悟空，悟空拿地圖劃過(guò)半空，其他三人依次坐倒在地上，配樂(lè)：墜落聲）悟空：果然迷路了。
八戒：師傅啊，我肚子在唱空城計(jì)了。
唐僧：（把八戒一推）你不才吃過(guò)冬陽(yáng)功嗎。（配樂(lè)：噔~）悟空：沒(méi)關(guān)系，一個(gè)筋斗云，滿載美食歸，師傅稍候。八戒：師兄真棒耶！
沙僧：可是師兄，要是妖怪來(lái)了怎么辦？
悟空（思索狀）：有了。（開(kāi)始拿金箍棒在三人坐處的地上畫圈）金箍一轉(zhuǎn)。八戒：靈光一閃。沙僧：保我?guī)熗健?/p>
唐僧：共上西天。（右手向上指天）
悟空：這可是擋妖除魔的保護(hù)圈。（下場(chǎng)，配樂(lè)：噔噔噔噔）八戒，你我四大皆空，肚唐僧：子空空，奈我如何，阿彌陀佛。（配樂(lè)：大話西游音樂(lè)起。三人盤腿坐地，轉(zhuǎn)上半身，念佛。姑娘上場(chǎng)，音樂(lè)減弱）
姑娘：小女子年方二八，貌美如花，尚未婚嫁，只求那唐僧肉來(lái)保我容顏，千年不老，哈哈哈哈哈。
（姑娘幾次想靠近三人，卻被圈擋了回來(lái)）姑娘：這位長(zhǎng)老，吃點(diǎn)東西吧。（八戒撲上前，被姑娘推開(kāi)）
姑娘：這位長(zhǎng)老，長(zhǎng)老。（走開(kāi)一段距離）眉頭一皺，計(jì)上心來(lái)。（假裝摔倒）哎呀，我的腳，我的腳。
（唐僧起身，整理衣冠，昂首闊步走向姑娘。配樂(lè)：爵士樂(lè)）唐僧：阿彌陀佛，這位施主，你還好吧？貧僧來(lái)自東土大唐，要去西天取……饅頭?。匆?jiàn)姑娘籃子里的饅頭，伸手就去抓）唐僧：好香啊~
（悟空此時(shí)已在姑娘背后）悟空：我打！（揮棒打死了姑娘）
唐僧（嚇倒在地）：悟空，你…你干什么。悟空： 師傅，她是個(gè)妖怪 唐僧：胡說(shuō)。
悟空：她騙得了你，騙不了我。唐僧：看我的超級(jí)無(wú)敵緊箍咒。
（配樂(lè)起：only you四句。三人跳舞，悟空雙手抱住頭，很疼）唐僧：阿彌陀佛，告誡悟空。（三人坐下）（配樂(lè)：詼諧。姑娘的母親上場(chǎng)）
母親（假裝找女兒）：女兒啊，女兒，你在哪兒，你在哪兒啊？我就不信，煮熟了的鴨子還能飛，哈哈（配上肢體語(yǔ)言）。
母親（走近唐僧）：師傅，師傅，你看見(jiàn)我那貌美如花的女兒了嗎？ 唐僧：哦，你女兒啊，她…她被…
八戒（攔住唐僧）：不是不是，我們沒(méi)有看見(jiàn)。沙僧：對(duì)，就是沒(méi)看見(jiàn)。
唐僧：八戒你們讓開(kāi)！施主，你的女兒被我那不才的徒兒給打死了。母親：打死了….唐僧：你就節(jié)哀吧。（悟空已在妖怪背后）
悟空：妖怪，哪里跑！（打死母親）
唐僧：悟空，你又干什么！看我的緊箍… 算了，悟空，你善惡不分！八戒：顛倒黑白。（左手指悟空，左腳邁出）沙僧：是非不明。（與八戒一樣的動(dòng)作）悟空（捂額頭）：我暈。唐僧：你走吧！悟空：師傅，師傅。（師傅不理他）哼，你會(huì)后悔的?。ㄏ聢?chǎng)）唐僧：阿彌陀佛，氣死我了！
（三人又坐下念經(jīng)，配樂(lè)：悲壯。姑娘的父親上場(chǎng)）
父親：女兒，老婆，你們?cè)谀膬喊?？（面向唐僧）你就是我碗里的肉，嘿嘿?/p>
父親：長(zhǎng)老，你好啊……你們好啊……HELLO！（拿拐杖戳一戳唐僧）（三人不理他）
父親：眉頭一皺，計(jì)上心來(lái)。（父親假裝摔倒）
父親：哎呀，腳崴了……喂，你們幫幫我呀…… 這次是真的崴了！悟空：雕蟲小技。（手作手槍狀，同時(shí)配樂(lè)起：手槍聲）（父親逃走了，白骨精真身上場(chǎng)）白骨精：氣死我了，看我顯真身。八戒、沙僧（走上前護(hù)衛(wèi)）：妖怪??！
唐僧（原地不動(dòng)，很淡定）：妖怪……哦，確實(shí)是妖怪…（突然起身大喊）妖怪??！沙僧：現(xiàn)在怎么辦？ 唐僧：先叫一聲再說(shuō)。
唐僧、八戒、沙僧：啊———— 唐僧：給我沖啊。
（八戒、沙僧逃跑了，唐僧被白骨精追殺）
唐僧：悟空，救我啊?。S即暈倒在地）（配樂(lè)：大話西游）白骨精：哈哈哈。（悟空上場(chǎng)）
悟空：妖怪，還我?guī)煾浮０坠蔷好镒?，壞我好事?/p>
（兩人對(duì)打，悟空舉起金箍棒，當(dāng)機(jī)關(guān)槍，配樂(lè)：機(jī)關(guān)槍聲）悟空（搖著躺在地上的唐僧）：師父師父….八戒，八戒，心臟起搏器，快！
（八戒、沙僧按住唐僧頭腳）八戒：一二三。一二三。
（唐僧醒了，又被八戒兩次按倒，最后起了）唐僧：悟空，為師錯(cuò)怪你了。
八戒：師兄是好人吶。（伸出大拇指）沙僧：恩，好人吶。（雙手伸出大拇指）
悟空（一個(gè)亮相動(dòng)作）：斬妖除魔。八戒：保我?guī)煾?。沙僧：西天取?jīng)。唐僧：修成正果。
（大家把地上的東西撿起來(lái)）悟空：師父，我們走吧。唐僧：好嘞。
（配樂(lè)起：西游記主題曲。四人下場(chǎng)）
旁白：唐僧四人終于掙脫了白骨精的魔抓，但是誰(shuí)又知道，還有多少困難在等著他們呢，漫漫西天路，但愿有志者事竟成。（劇中，演員謝幕）
腳本：
キャラクター：玄奘三蔵(げんじょうさんぞう)は弟子(でし)の3人とともに、天竺(てんじく)へ経典(きょうてん)を取る旅の途中です。ある日、彼らは白骨(はっこつ)の精(せい)の地盤に踏み込み、白骨の精を三度打つ幕を開(kāi)きました。
孫悟空(そんごくう)：私は孫悟空だ。手に如意棒(にょいぼう)を持ってる。妖怪って野郎(や)は敢えて正體(しょうたい)を表したら、全部打ち殺してやる。お師匠(ししょう)さん、お師匠さん、妖怪はいない。
唐玄奘(とうげんじょう)：阿彌陀佛，厳しい旅を続けてきましたね。八戒(はっかい)：腹減った～ 沙悟浄：暑くてへとへと～ 孫悟空：私のせいか～？ 沙悟浄：悟空、悟空 孫悟空：お師匠さん 沙悟浄：どうしたの？
孫悟空：道に迷っちゃったかも 沙悟浄：八戒、地図頂戴
孫悟空：やっぱ迷っちゃった。八戒：お師匠さん、腹減ったよ～ 沙悟浄：食ったばかりじゃない？
孫悟空：平気平気、觔斗雲(yún)（きんとうん）を使って、海の幸(さち)、山の幸、いっぱい持って帰る。お師匠さん、ちょっと待ってね。
八戒：兄ちゃん、すご～い
沙悟浄：でも、兄ちゃん、妖怪って奴が來(lái)たら、どうしよう？ 孫悟空：あった。如意棒一転
八戒：霊妙(れいみょう)な光、ひらめき 沙悟浄：わが師弟(してい)を守り
唐玄奘：四人とも西方天國(guó)へ行きますように。孫悟空：これは魔よけの輪だよ。八戒：この世の一切は空虛(くうきょ)だ。
唐玄奘：お腹ものすごく空いているんですけど、平気です。
お嬢さん：あたし、今年28歳。美貌(びぼう)に恵まれて、獨(dú)身なのよ。玄奘三蔵のお肉を食べて、永遠(yuǎn)に若いままでいたいの。は～は～は～
お嬢さん：高僧(こうそう)さま、食べ物を食べませんか。
お嬢さん：高僧さま、高僧さま。いたい、いたいわ、足、足 唐玄奘：大丈夫ですか。私は東方にある唐から參り、西方天國(guó)へ饅頭を取りに～ 唐玄奘：いい匂いがしますわ。孫悟空：打ち殺してやる～
唐玄奘：悟空、あなた、あなた何していますか。孫悟空：お師匠さん、こいつ妖怪だ。ろう唐玄奘：でたらめを言わないで。
孫悟空：こいつ、お師匠さんを騙せるけど、私を騙すわけはねえよ。唐玄奘：金環(huán)(きんかん)の力を見(jiàn)せてやります。唐玄奘：阿彌陀佛，悟空を戒(いまし)めます。
母：白ちゃん、白ちゃん、どこにいるの？どこ？煮込(にこ)んだアヒルが逃げると思
うの？は～は～
母：お師匠さん、お師匠さん、私の美しい娘を見(jiàn)かけましたか。唐玄奘：それは～娘さん、娘さんは～ 八戒：いえいえ、見(jiàn)てない。沙悟浄：そう、見(jiàn)てない。
唐玄奘：あなたたち、下がってください。娘さんは馬鹿(ばか)な弟子に殺されました。
母：殺されました？
唐玄奘：ご自愛(ài)(じあい)ください。孫悟空：妖怪、逃げるな。
唐玄奘：悟空、また何をしましたか。金環(huán)～まあいい、悟空、あなた、良し悪し分かりせん。
八戒：白黒(しろくろ)つけない 沙悟浄：是非(ぜひ)論じない 孫悟空：參った
唐玄奘：あなた、いなくなりなさい。
孫悟空：お師匠さん、お師匠さん。きっと後悔するぞ。唐玄奘：頭にくる！
父：白ちゃん、お母さん、どこにいるの？お碗の中の肉になるぞ。し～し ～し～し～
父：高僧さま、こんにちは、こんにちは～
父：あ～足ねじった。お～い、助けてくれませんか。本當(dāng)にねじっています。孫悟空：子供レベルだ。
白骨の精：馬鹿野郎、正體を見(jiàn)せてやる。八戒、沙悟浄：妖怪だ
唐玄奘：妖怪？～お～確かに妖怪です。妖怪だ。沙悟浄：今どうする？
唐玄奘：取りあえず叫んでみます。八戒、沙悟浄、唐玄奘：あ～～～ 唐玄奘：行け～
唐玄奘：悟空、助けて～ 白骨の精：は～は～は～
悟空：妖怪、お師匠さんを返せ
白骨の精：馬鹿猿、邪魔しちゃって
悟空：お師匠さん、お師匠さん～八戒、八戒、心臓のペースメーカー、速
く～
八戒：せ～の～、せ～の～
唐玄奘：悟空、私は悟空を誤解しました。八戒：兄ちゃん、いい人だ。沙悟浄：うん、お人よしだな。
悟空：妖怪を全部殺すぞ。
八戒：お師匠さんを守るように
沙悟浄：西方天國(guó)へ経典を取れるように 唐玄奘：修行できますように 悟空：お師匠さん、いこう。唐玄奘：よし キャラクター：玄奘三蔵たちは白骨の精から逃げ出したが、これからまたどの
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