第一篇：趣味英語(yǔ) 面試 英語(yǔ) Sorry to disturb you

Sorry to disturb you。。麻煩你。。

I am looking for/I want。。我要

a part-time job 兼職

some temporary work 短期工作

an internship 實(shí)習(xí)職務(wù)

[unfortunately]I cannot work more than 15 hours per weeks [真不好意思]我每周不能超過(guò)工作15小時(shí)

I cannot work during school hours 我不能在有課的時(shí)打工。

Do you have any vacancies?/Do you have any open positions?/Are you recruiting at the moment?你招聘新員工？

Sorry, we have no openings at the moments/ Sorry we have no vacancies/We have no work available/ We are currently not recruiting/We are not looking for anyone at the moment.對(duì)不起，我們現(xiàn)在不招聘員工

We will be opening a new branch next month, can we keep your CV on file? 我們下個(gè)創(chuàng)辦一所新分支，我們可不可以拿著你的簡(jiǎn)歷

We have no work available at the moment, but we should be needing people before Christmas.我們現(xiàn)在不招聘員工，這公司在圣誕節(jié)前缺乏人手

We open recruitment after the end of the financial year..我們財(cái)政年末后開始招聘

Curriculum Vitae/CV/Resume/Résumé =簡(jiǎn)歷

Cover letter = 求職信。

Application form = 申請(qǐng)表

I am a student at.......University 我上。。大學(xué)。

I have recently graduated from...我剛才畢業(yè)了。。大學(xué)

I have recently moved from China 我剛才從中國(guó)搬來(lái)這里。

I am allowed to work on a student visa 我有學(xué)生簽證，所以我可以做工作 Sorry, we are only looking for people with PR/people with permanent residency 我們只招聘有永遠(yuǎn)居民的身份。(美國(guó)人說(shuō) people with a green card)Can you pay me under the table?(我要非法做工作）

Is the position still open? 你還招聘？

I saw your ad in...我看過(guò)你在。。的廣告

your window = 你的店窗

a Recruitment agency 招聘中介公司

a Temping agency短期工中介公司

my [University's] Careers service 大學(xué)職業(yè)服務(wù)機(jī)構(gòu)

Personnel/HR Department = 人事部門

Classified ads = 日?qǐng)?bào)上的小廣告

Centrelink = 澳洲政府的幫人找工作的機(jī)構(gòu)

Jobcentre = 英國(guó)政府的幫人找工作的機(jī)構(gòu)

如果他們邀請(qǐng)你參加了面試，看我的面試詞匯表

GOOD LUCK!

英文常用句子。

飛機(jī)和機(jī)場(chǎng)常用句子校園常用詞匯描述病常用句子面試常用句子愛(ài)情不常用句子商業(yè)常用句子

第二篇：趣味英語(yǔ)

1.大家都知道，如果路邊的小屋上寫有w.c.的字樣，那大概就是一個(gè)可以方便的地方。請(qǐng)問(wèn)w.c.的完整英語(yǔ)形式是怎樣的？

a.washing roomb.washing casec.water closetd.water caster

2.許多同學(xué)都有自己的電子郵箱，如 chqdjy@163.com 等。請(qǐng)問(wèn)其中的@表示什么意思，該怎么讀？

a.@ 的意思是“電腦”，讀作“a 外一個(gè)圈”。

b.@ 的意思是“郵箱”，讀作“圈內(nèi)一個(gè) a”。

c.@ 的意思是“為”，讀音與介詞for相同。

d.@ 的意思是“在”，讀音與介詞 at 相同。

3.你給一個(gè)手機(jī)關(guān)機(jī)的人打電話，你在電話中聽(tīng)到的英語(yǔ)是：

a.sorry，the phone you waited is powered off.b.sorry，the person you dialed is powering off.c.sorry，the subscriber you dialed is powered off.d.sorry，the subscriber you liked is powering off.4.2008年北京奧運(yùn)會(huì)的英文口號(hào)是 _______.a.one world，one dream

b.new beijing，great olympics

c.great china welcome you

d.faster，higher，stronger

5.許多商品的商標(biāo)上都標(biāo)有英語(yǔ)字母“tm”或一個(gè)帶圈的大寫字母r，你知道它們是什么意思嗎？

a.tm 表示注冊(cè)商標(biāo)，帶圈的r表示準(zhǔn)注冊(cè)商標(biāo)

b.tm 是商標(biāo)符號(hào)，r 是商標(biāo)注冊(cè)符號(hào)

c.tm 是進(jìn)口商品的商標(biāo)符號(hào)，r 是國(guó)內(nèi)商品的商標(biāo)符號(hào)

d.tm 表示馳名商品的商標(biāo)，r 表示非馳名商品的商標(biāo)

「答案與解析」

1.答案選c.即w.c.是由water closet的首字母縮略而來(lái)的。它主要用于英國(guó)英語(yǔ)，指有抽水設(shè)備的廁所，但在美國(guó)，人們幾乎不用它。英語(yǔ)中表示“廁所”的其他表達(dá)還有：toilets，ladies‘ room，men’s room，comfort station，public convenience，restroom，lavatory，washroom 等。

2.答案選d.@ 在此相當(dāng)于英語(yǔ)中的介詞at，意為“在”，故讀作“[at]”，如 chqdjy@163.com 的意思就是“位于在163.com 網(wǎng)站上的一個(gè)名叫 chqdjy 的郵箱”。

3.答案選c.subscriber的意思是“用戶”，dial 用作動(dòng)詞的意思是“撥（電話號(hào)碼）”，power off 是個(gè)短語(yǔ)動(dòng)詞，本意為“切斷動(dòng)力”，這里指“關(guān)機(jī)”。句中的 you dialed 是定語(yǔ)從句，用以修飾其前的先行詞 the subscriber.順便說(shuō)一句，假若你撥打一個(gè)正在通話的手機(jī)，你在電話中聽(tīng)到的英語(yǔ)將是：sorry，the subscriber you dialed is busy now.please redial later.4.答案選a.2008年北京奧運(yùn)會(huì)的英文口號(hào)是one world，one dream.選項(xiàng)b（new beijing，great olympics）是北京申辦奧運(yùn)會(huì)的口號(hào)，其意為“新北京，新奧運(yùn)”；而選項(xiàng)c（faster，higher，stronger）則是奧林匹克格言。

5.答案選b.即tm 是商標(biāo)符號(hào)，是英文trade mark（商標(biāo)）的簡(jiǎn)寫；r 是商標(biāo)注冊(cè)符號(hào)，取的是英文registration（注冊(cè)）的首字母。tm作為商標(biāo)符號(hào)它只表示該商標(biāo)已經(jīng)向商標(biāo)局登記（申請(qǐng)注冊(cè)），并不表示商標(biāo)局已核準(zhǔn)注冊(cè)，另外，有些商標(biāo)持有者要想聲明自己是某商標(biāo)的擁有者，也可在商標(biāo)上標(biāo)明tm，還有的商標(biāo)上標(biāo)注的tm可能只是想表示它是商標(biāo)，而不是商品名稱。但是，r則不同，它作為商標(biāo)注冊(cè)符號(hào)，它不僅表示已經(jīng)向商標(biāo)局登記，而且表示商標(biāo)局已核準(zhǔn)注冊(cè)。換個(gè)角度說(shuō)，標(biāo)有tm的商標(biāo)還不受法律保護(hù)，而標(biāo)有r的商標(biāo)則受法律保護(hù)。

中國(guó)特色手工藝】clay figurine 泥人；Chinese knot 中國(guó)結(jié)；shadow puppet 皮影；Four Treasures of the Study 文房四寶；embroidery 刺繡；blue and white porcelain 青花瓷；paper-cut 剪紙；shadow show 皮影戲；keepsake/souvenir 紀(jì)念品

【中式早點(diǎn)詞匯】燒餅 Clay oven rolls；油條 Fried bread stick；韭菜盒 Fried leek dumplings；水餃 Boiled dumplings；蒸餃 Steamed dumplings；饅頭 Steamed buns；飯團(tuán) Rice and vegetable roll；蛋餅 Egg cakes；皮蛋 100-year egg；咸鴨蛋Salted duck egg

【顏色】blue 藍(lán)色；turquoise blue 土耳其玉色；cobalt blue 鈷藍(lán)色, 艷藍(lán)色；navy blue 藏青色, 深藍(lán)色, 天藍(lán)色；aquamarine blue 藍(lán)綠色；red 紅色；scarlet 緋紅, 猩紅；mauve 紫紅；wine red 葡萄酒紅；purple, violet 紫色；lavender 淡紫色；lilac 淺紫色；antique violet 古紫色

【各種“店”】restaurant 飯店；hotel 酒店；coffee shop 咖啡店；

bookstore/bookshop 書店；snack bar 小吃店；department store 百貨商店；bakery 面包店；laundry 洗衣店；drugstore 藥店；barbershop 理發(fā)店；grocery 雜貨店；clothing store/clothing shop 服裝店

【各種燈泡】chandelier, pendant lamp 吊燈；fluorescent lamp 日光燈；desk lamp 臺(tái)燈；bedside lamp 床頭燈；floor lamp 落地?zé)簦粀all lamp 壁燈；lampshade 燈罩；bulb holder 燈頭；bulb 燈泡；screw-type bulb 羅口燈泡；bayonet-type bulb 卡口燈泡；frosted bulb 磨砂燈泡

【各種椅子】ofa, settee 長(zhǎng)沙發(fā)；easy chair 安樂(lè)椅；armchair 扶手椅；wicker chair 藤椅；folding chair 疊椅；swivel chair 轉(zhuǎn)椅；rocking chair 搖椅；stool 凳子；stool 凳子；bench 條凳；tea table 茶幾；desk 書桌 【常見(jiàn)昆蟲】mosquito 蚊子；cockroach 蟑螂；bee 蜜蜂；snail 蝸牛；ant 螞蟻；earthworm 蚯蚓；spider 蜘蛛；centipede 蜈蚣；beetle 甲蟲；butterfly 蝴蝶；dragonfly 蜻蜓；cricket 蟋蟀；wasp 黃蜂；firefly 螢火蟲；locust 蝗蟲；mantis 螳螂；cicada 蟬；termite 白蟻

【五險(xiǎn)一金的英文表達(dá)】1.endowment insurance（養(yǎng)老保險(xiǎn)）；2.medical insurance（醫(yī)療保險(xiǎn)）；3.unemployment insurance（失業(yè)保險(xiǎn)）4.work-related injury insurance（工傷保險(xiǎn)）5.childbirth insurance（生育保險(xiǎn)）6.housing accumulation funds（住房公積金）

對(duì)于那些患有數(shù)字13恐懼癥的人們來(lái)說(shuō)，今年可真是難熬的一年。

This is going to be a very trying year for people with Triskaidekaphobia, also known as the fear of the number 13.對(duì)于那些患有數(shù)字13恐懼癥的人們來(lái)說(shuō)，今年可真是難熬的一年。

While the superstitious folks afflicted with this problem can easily stay home on Friday the 13th, it’s going to be a lot harder to stay inside for another 362 days。

以往迷信的人可以在家躲過(guò)每個(gè)13號(hào)的周五，但剩下362天難道也在家宅過(guò)去嗎？

Why is 13 considered unlucky, anyway?

那么為什么13會(huì)被認(rèn)為是不吉利的數(shù)字呢？

There were 13 people at the Last Supper。

最后的晚餐有13個(gè)人

It's said that Judas Iscariot and the one who betrayed Jesusthe death of a bunch of gods, a slew of natural disasters, and the eradication of everything on earth save for two human survivors.There's a lot more to the story than that, but you get the general idea。

洛基殺了其中一個(gè)神引發(fā)了一系列事件，最終導(dǎo)致世界毀滅：眾神的死亡、自然災(zāi)害和地球上一切的消亡(僅幸存2名人類)。這個(gè)故事遠(yuǎn)沒(méi)有這么簡(jiǎn)單，但你能差不多明白個(gè)大概。

Traditionally, there used to be 13 steps leading up the gallows。傳統(tǒng)中通往絞刑臺(tái)有13個(gè)階梯。

There's also a legend that a hangman's noose traditionally contained 13 turns, but it's actually more like eight。

還有傳說(shuō)稱劊子手的紋索上有13個(gè)曲紋，但實(shí)際上似乎是8個(gè)

貓有好幾個(gè)愛(ài)稱,譬如puss和kitty.Puss是來(lái)自荷蘭語(yǔ)(Dutch)和德國(guó)南部(Low German)的方言,是模仿貓的呼嚕聲(imitative of the spitting noise of a cat)的擬聲詞.到16世紀(jì)時(shí)puss才成了貓的愛(ài)稱.pussycat值得是”非常討人喜歡的人”(a very amiable, likable person)

kitty來(lái)自中世紀(jì)的荷蘭語(yǔ)(medieval Dutch),意思是“罐，容器”（jug or vessel）。

貓貓的萬(wàn)種風(fēng)情

1． fat cat 肥貓，指“為競(jìng)選出錢的富翁；享有特權(quán)或謀取特權(quán)的人；有錢有勢(shì)的人，大亨?！?/p>

2． cool cat 酷貓，指“時(shí)髦人（尤指嗜好冷爵士樂(lè)的人）；嗜好搖滾樂(lè)的人；做出孤傲冷漠的樣子的人”。

3． hepcat 迷戀爵士樂(lè)的貓，指“爵士（或搖擺舞）音樂(lè)迷；爵士（或搖擺舞）樂(lè)隊(duì)樂(lè)師。

4． copy cat 好模仿的貓，指“盲目的模仿者（通常為兒童之間的用語(yǔ)）”。

5． hell cat 好發(fā)脾氣的貓，指“潑婦，巫婆”。關(guān)于hell cat 是巫婆的說(shuō)法要追溯到中世紀(jì)，那是迷信的人認(rèn)為魔鬼撒旦（Satan，the Devil）常以黑貓的樣子出現(xiàn)。巫婆抱著一只黑貓，騎著一把掃帚，在夜空游蕩。所以，黑貓象征著“厄運(yùn)”?！安灰尯谪垙哪忝媲白哌^(guò)”Don't let a black cat across your path是西方人眾所周知的禁忌。

6． the scaredy-cat/ fraidy-cat 恐懼的貓，指“膽小鬼”。

莎士比亞在哈姆雷特里有一句臺(tái)詞：

Let Hercules himself do what he may, The cat will mew and dog will have his day.你知道是什么意思嗎？

莎士比亞這句話的意思是說(shuō): 該發(fā)生的必然會(huì)發(fā)生，一切應(yīng)順其自然”(讓大力士做他想做的，貓會(huì)叫狗也會(huì)笑。)

另外還有一個(gè)習(xí)語(yǔ)put the cat among the pigeons 這又是什么意思呢？ 貓是食肉動(dòng)物，不僅愛(ài)吃老鼠，還愛(ài)吃魚，鳥之類的小生物，把貓放進(jìn)鴿子群里無(wú)異于把狼關(guān)進(jìn)羊群，勢(shì)必要造成鴿子的極大恐慌。所以，put the cat among the pigeons 表示“惹出亂子，引起軒然大波”。

最后附上一首小詩(shī)，《霧》，你知道它和貓有什么關(guān)系嗎？

Fog

The fog comes

on little feet

It sits looking

Over harbor and city

On silent haunches

And then moves on.—— Carl Sandburg

第三篇：趣味英語(yǔ)

繞口令

A big black bear sat on a big black bug.A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.I wish you were a fish in my dish p She said she should sit.She sells sea shells on the seashore.The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.The sun shines on shop signs.The peasant’s parents’ presents are pleasant.A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.大黑蟲咬大黑熊，大黑熊流血了！A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.只愛(ài)干凈的老虎系了一個(gè)領(lǐng)帶更緊些為了使她的小尾巴整潔

Nancy didn’t fancy doing fancy work.But Nancy’s aunty did fancy Nancy doing fancy work.How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.一個(gè)好廚師能和一個(gè)會(huì)做小甜餅的好廚師做一樣多的小甜餅。如果一個(gè)好廚師能做小甜餅，那么他能做多少個(gè)小甜餅?zāi)兀?Mike likes to write by the bright light at night.麥克喜歡夜晚在一盞明亮的燈下寫作 笑話

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?” “A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.“Would you recognize him if you saw him again?”asked his mother.“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.” 他的耳朵在我的衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問(wèn)，“發(fā)生了什么事？” “一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口?！币练舱f(shuō)?！霸僖?jiàn)到他你能認(rèn)出來(lái)嗎？”媽媽問(wèn)。

“他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他，”伊凡說(shuō)，“他的耳朵還在我的衣兜里?！? Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher: Please tell us.Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.兩只鳥

老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？ 學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。

學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

精彩繼續(xù) 老師在黑板上寫了一句：Time is money.并讓同學(xué)們翻譯。有名學(xué)生答道：“湯姆是瑪麗?！?小明上英文課時(shí)跟老師說(shuō)：May I go to the toilet? 老師說(shuō)：Go ahead.小明就坐了下來(lái)。過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，小明又跟老師說(shuō)：May I go to the toilet? 老師說(shuō)：Go ahead.小明又坐了下來(lái)。他旁邊的同學(xué)于是忍不住問(wèn)：你不是跟老師說(shuō)要上廁所嗎？怎么不去？ 小明說(shuō)：你沒(méi)聽(tīng)老師說(shuō)「去你個(gè)頭」??！

英語(yǔ)笑話

（二）某日劉洪濤遇到外賓，上前搭話曰：I am hongtao liu，外賓曰：我TM還是方片七呢！

英語(yǔ)笑話

（三）江青會(huì)見(jiàn)外賓，要求翻譯要嚴(yán)格按她的意思翻，不許走樣。外賓一見(jiàn)到江青，立刻拍馬屁道：“Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful.” 翻譯照翻，江青心花怒 放，嘴上還要謙虛一下：“哪里，哪里”。翻譯不敢怠慢，把江青的話翻成英文：“Where? Where?” 外賓一愣，還有這樣的人，追問(wèn)哪里漂亮的，干脆馬屁拍到底：“Everywhere, everywhere.” 翻譯：“你到處都很漂亮。”江青更高興了，但總是要客氣一下：“不見(jiàn)得，不見(jiàn)得”。翻譯趕緊翻成英文：“You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see.”

英語(yǔ)笑話

（五）某人刻苦學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)，終有小成。一日上街不慎與一老外相撞，忙說(shuō)：I am sorry.老外應(yīng)道：I am sorry too.某人聽(tīng)后又道：I am sorry three.老外不解，問(wèn)：What are you sorry for? 某人無(wú)奈，道：I am sorry five.英語(yǔ)笑話

（六）一位來(lái)自日本的旅客，坐出租車去機(jī)場(chǎng)的路上，看到一輛汽車經(jīng)過(guò)，就說(shuō)：“oh，TOKOTA！Made in Japan!It is very fast！”又有一輛經(jīng)過(guò)，他又說(shuō)： “oh，NISSAN！Made in Japan!It is very fast！”司機(jī)有點(diǎn)不高興，覺(jué)得他太吵了！當(dāng)?shù)谌v經(jīng)過(guò)時(shí)，他還是說(shuō)：“oh，HONDA！Made in Japan!It is very fast！” 后來(lái)到了機(jī)場(chǎng)，那個(gè)日本人就問(wèn)：“How Much？”出租車司機(jī)說(shuō)：“1000！” 日本人驚奇的問(wèn)司機(jī)：“為什么那么貴？”出租車司機(jī)回答說(shuō)：“oh，mileometer（計(jì) 程表）！Made in Japan!It is very fast！”

英語(yǔ)笑話

（七）英語(yǔ)老師問(wèn)一個(gè)學(xué)生，“How are you是什么意思” 學(xué)生想how是怎么，you 是你，于是回答“怎么是你？” 老師生氣又問(wèn)另一個(gè)同學(xué)：“How old are you ?是什么意思？” 這個(gè)同學(xué)想了想說(shuō)：“怎么老是你?！?/p>

英語(yǔ)笑話

（八）A：What’s on your hand？ B：Watch.A：How to spell that？ B：T-H-A-T~

英語(yǔ)笑話

（十二）女：say“i love you”，say it，come on！say it！男：it！A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.“What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?” “I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered.“You're a good boy,” said the mother proudly.“Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?” “She is the one who sells the candy.” 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢?！白蛱旖o你的錢干什么了？” “我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)?！澳阏媸莻€(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。“再給你兩分錢?？赡銥槭裁磳?duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢？” “她是個(gè)賣糖果的?！?/p>

Mrs.Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs.Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs.Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.我的狗不識(shí)字 布朗夫人：哦，親愛(ài)的，我把珍愛(ài)的小狗給丟了！史密斯夫人：可是你該在報(bào)紙上登廣告啊！布朗夫人：沒(méi)有用的，我的小狗不認(rèn)識(shí)字?！? 經(jīng)典諺語(yǔ)30句 1． Pain past is pleasure.（過(guò)去的痛苦就是快樂(lè)。）[無(wú)論多么艱難一定要咬牙沖過(guò)去，將來(lái)回憶起來(lái)一定甜蜜無(wú)比。

2． While there is life, there is hope.（有生命就有希望/留得青山在，不怕沒(méi)柴燒。）3． Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.（腦中有知識(shí)，勝過(guò)手中有金錢。）[從小灌輸給孩子的堅(jiān)定信念。] 4． Storms make trees take deeper roots.（風(fēng)暴使樹木深深扎根。）[感激敵人，感激挫折！] 5． Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.（心之所愿，無(wú)所不成。）[堅(jiān)持一個(gè)簡(jiǎn)單的信念就一定會(huì)成功。] 6． The shortest answer is doing.（最簡(jiǎn)單的回答就是干。）[想說(shuō)流利的英語(yǔ)嗎？那么現(xiàn)在就開口！心動(dòng)不如嘴動(dòng)。] 7． All things are difficult before they are easy.（凡事必先難后易。）[放棄投機(jī)取巧的幻想。] 8． Great hopes make great man.（偉大的理想造就偉大的人。）9． God helps those who help themselves.（天助自助者。）

10． Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.（四個(gè)簡(jiǎn)短的詞匯概括了成功的秘訣：多一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)?。?/p>

[比別人多一點(diǎn)努力、多一點(diǎn)自律、多一點(diǎn)決心、多一點(diǎn)反省、多一點(diǎn)學(xué)習(xí)、多一點(diǎn)實(shí)踐、多一點(diǎn)瘋狂，多一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)就能創(chuàng)造奇跡！] 11． In doing we learn.（實(shí)踐長(zhǎng)才干。）

12． East or west, home is best.（東好西好，還是家里最好。）13． Two heads are better than one.（三個(gè)臭皮匠，頂個(gè)諸葛亮。）

14． Good company on the road is the shortest cut.（行路有良伴就是捷徑。）

15． Constant dropping wears the stone.（滴水穿石。）

16． Misfortunes never come alone/single.（禍不單行。）

17． Misfortunes tell us what fortune is.（不經(jīng)災(zāi)禍不知福。）

18． Better late than never.（遲做總比不做好；晚來(lái)總比不來(lái)好。）

19． It's never too late to mend.（過(guò)而能改，善莫大焉；亡羊補(bǔ)牢，猶未晚也。）

20． If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.（如果事情值得做，就值得做好。）

21． Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.（無(wú)熱情成就不了偉業(yè)。）

22． Actions speak louder than words.（行動(dòng)比語(yǔ)言更響亮。）

23． Lifeless, faultless.（只有死人才不犯錯(cuò)誤。）

24． From small beginning come great things.（偉大始于渺小。）

25． One today is worth two tomorrows.（一個(gè)今天勝似兩個(gè)明天。）

26． Truth never fears investigation.（事實(shí)從來(lái)不怕調(diào)查。）

27． The tongue is boneless but it breaks bones.（舌無(wú)骨卻能折斷骨。）

28． A bold attempt is half success.（勇敢的嘗試是成功的一半。）

29． Knowing something of everything and everything of something.（通百藝而專一長(zhǎng)。）

30． Good advice is beyond all price.（忠告是無(wú)價(jià)寶。）英語(yǔ)謎語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

1.What will you break once you say it?（什么東西一說(shuō)出來(lái)就打破？）Silence.（沉默）3.What always goes up and never goes down?（什么東西只升不降？）Your age.（你的年齡）

4.Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun?（男孩為什么讓他的狗坐在陽(yáng)光下？）.He wants to have a hot dog.（他想要一條熱狗。）9.What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? 淘氣的男孩為什么想去鐘表廠工作？）.They want to make faces.(make face 做鬼臉，做鐘表面)1.What month do soldiers hate?--March(三月，行軍)2.How many feet are there in a yard?--It depends on how many people stand in the yard.(碼，院子)3.Why is an empty purse always the same?--There is no change in it.(零錢，變化)5.What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?--Hot dog.(熱狗)8.How do we know the ocean is friendly?--It waves.(起波浪，招手致意)9.Which can move faster, heat or cold?--Heat, because you can catch cold.(追上冷，患感冒)11.What table is in the field?--Vegetable 12.What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?--silence 13.What is there in your house that ought to be looked into?--mirror 14.What is that which you have never seen, heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name?--nothing 16.What question can never be answered by 'Yes'?--Are you asleep? 19.Where can you always find money?--In the dictionary 21.Where does afternoon come before morning in the world?--In the dictionary 22.What is the smallest bridge in the world?--the bridge of a nose 23.What letter makes a road broad?--letter B 26.What match can't be put in a match-box?--Football match, basketball match, etc.27.When do 2 and 2 make more than 4?--When they make 22.28.I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, rivers without water.What am I?--A map 34.What is easy to get into but hard to get out of ?--Trouble 35.What is black When it is clean and white when it is dirty?--A blackboard 2.What is smaller than an insect's mouth? Anything it eats.4.What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three? A secret.5.What person tried to make you smile most of the time? A photographer.9.What do you know about the kings of France? They are all dead.10.What question can you never answer 'yes“ to” Are you asleep? 11.Why do some old people never use glasses? They must prefer bottles to glasses.13.What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.15.What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away? Sixty.16.When do you go as fast as a racing car? When you are in it.17.How many sides does a house have? Two-inside and outside.19.Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America? On his feet.20.When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did? He got wet first of all.21.Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father? I myself.25.Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.26.What animal eats and drinks with its tail? All do.No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.27.What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks? A river.28.What kind of dog never bite? A hot dog.29.Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor? Because it can't sit down.31.What wears a cap but has no head? A bottle.32.What rises in the morning and waves all day? A flag.34.How can you tell clocks and watches are shy? Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.36.What comes after the letter “A”? All the other letters.37.What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T? Teapot.38.What word can you make shorter by adding to it? Short.40.Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school? Because he wants to go to high school.41.What can you swallow that can also swallow you? Water.42.What's the difference between a hill and a pill? A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.43.Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington? Because he's dead.44.A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl.The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left.Why? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.45.What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you? Nothing.Because I'm a woman.46.What always travels on foot? A shoe.47.Where can happiness always be found? In the dictionary.48.What is higher without a head than with a head? A pillow.(枕頭)49.Why don't you advertise for your lost dog? He can't read.50.On which side does a bird have the most feathers? The outside.52.What is never used until it's broken? An egg.54.What is dark but made by light? A shadow.55.What can you break with only one word? Silence.56.What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out? The light.57.A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket.Why? Because the truck driver was walking.58.Where can milk be best stored? In a cow.59.Which can move faster, heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch cold easily.60.What's the hardest thing about learning skating? The ice.61.What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees? A map.64.Why is writing called handwriting? If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.65.If there were only three girls in the world, what do you think they would do? Two of them would get together and talk about the other one.66.How many great men have been born in London? None.Only babies.67.When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it? When you have a hole in your pocket.69.The more you take away, the bigger I become.What am I? A hole.10個(gè)經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

1.Why are people tired on April Fool’s Day?(愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌＞?)

答：Because they have just had a long March.(因?yàn)樗麄儎傔^(guò)了長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的三月。March 三月;行軍)

2.What weather do mice and rats fear?(老鼠害怕什么天氣?)

答：When it’s raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨))

4.What question can never be answered by “yes”?(哪個(gè)問(wèn)題永遠(yuǎn)不能回答“是的”?)

答：Are you asleep?(你睡著了嗎)

6.When can you get water with a net?(什么時(shí)候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?)

答：When water is turned into ice.(當(dāng)水結(jié)成冰時(shí))

7.Why is the pig always eating 豬為什么沒(méi)完沒(méi)了地吃?

答：He’s making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。

8.What’s the longest word in the world 世界上最長(zhǎng)的單詞是什么? 答：Smiles.Because there’s a mile between the letter ’s’.微笑。因?yàn)閮蓚€(gè)字母S中間隔了一里。

9.What question is that to which you must always answer “yes”? 什么問(wèn)題你只能回答“yes”?

答：“What does y-e-s spell?”(當(dāng)別人問(wèn)你)“yes”怎么拼?

10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 當(dāng)停電的時(shí)候你在哪?

答：In the darkness.在黑暗中

第四篇：趣味英語(yǔ)相聲

趣味英語(yǔ)語(yǔ)法 第一講

英語(yǔ)的詞類 : 旁白:馬季先生有個(gè)相聲,叫做五官爭(zhēng)功,不知你聽(tīng)說(shuō)過(guò)沒(méi)有,說(shuō)的是眼睛鼻子嘴巴耳朵頭 都認(rèn)為自己最重要。現(xiàn)在英語(yǔ)的詞類也展開了一場(chǎng)類似的爭(zhēng)論:名詞、副詞、代詞、形容詞 等各抒己長(zhǎng),究竟他們誰(shuí)的作用最重要,還需要大家評(píng)判。

一、名詞

我們是名詞,是一切物體的名稱。例如:football track tiger television boy 等就是名 詞,任何句子中都少不了名詞,你說(shuō)我們是不是最重要。

二、動(dòng)詞

我們特別好動(dòng),所以大家都管我們叫動(dòng)詞。例如:jump run play water 等一切反映某種 動(dòng)作的詞就是我們,其實(shí)我們才是最重要的,沒(méi)有我們,誰(shuí)知道你在干什么。

三、形容詞

名詞和動(dòng)詞太自以為是了, 知道我們的作用嗎?沒(méi)有我們?nèi)赵虏还? 一切物體都會(huì)黯然失色, 知道我們是誰(shuí)嗎?我們就是大名鼎鼎的形容詞,事實(shí)勝于雄辯,請(qǐng)看:a beautiful girl,a kind mother,a fierce tiger.能夠感覺(jué)出我們的重要了嗎?美麗的,慈祥的,兇猛的,這就是我們形 容詞。

四、副詞

誰(shuí)說(shuō)動(dòng)詞最重要,沒(méi)有我們,誰(shuí)承認(rèn)你們跳得高、跑得快、練得辛苦。就算你們動(dòng)詞是綠葉 吧,我們副詞才是紅花,看看我們的本領(lǐng):jump high,run fast,train hard。你說(shuō)哪一個(gè)動(dòng)詞不 需要我們畫龍點(diǎn)睛?關(guān)鍵可是點(diǎn)睛啊, 我們的作用不僅僅是點(diǎn)睛, 有時(shí)全句都得靠我們烘托。

五、代詞

言外之意就是為我們代替別的詞。比如:she 代替 mother、sister,girlfriend 等等的所有表示單 個(gè)女性的名詞, 我們代詞不但可以代替所有的名詞, 數(shù)詞, 有時(shí)候還能冷不丁地代替?zhèn)€短語(yǔ) 或句型呢!別門縫里看人,我們可是最最最重要的替身呢!沒(méi)有我們的替代,誰(shuí)還喜歡你們 的啰嗦。I you he she they this these those that his her等等,這就是我們代詞,你看看,沒(méi)有 我們, 你們表達(dá)這些事情是不是有點(diǎn)不方便:小鵬的媽媽在一家醫(yī)院工作, 小鵬的媽媽是一 名醫(yī)生,小鵬的媽媽工作非常努力!哈哈哈,真啰嗦。把劃線的地方換成我們的代詞,他, 是不是既清楚又簡(jiǎn)潔。

六、介詞

我們是英語(yǔ)中最活躍的詞, 幾乎所有的句子都得請(qǐng)我們登場(chǎng), 按照現(xiàn)在最流行的說(shuō)法, 我們 的出鏡率最高。我們特別善于團(tuán)結(jié)其他的兄弟姐妹, 常和名詞代詞一起構(gòu)成介詞短語(yǔ), 用以 表示時(shí)間地點(diǎn)條件方式等。看看下面的短語(yǔ),知道誰(shuí)是介詞嗎? on the table,under the bed,at 等,我們厲害吧,沒(méi)有我們?nèi)藗儫o(wú)法組成完整 的英語(yǔ)句子,我們就是無(wú)處不在的介詞。

英語(yǔ)中共有十種詞類,我們今天認(rèn)識(shí)了名詞,動(dòng)詞,形容詞,副詞,代詞,介詞。另外四種 數(shù)、連、嘆、冠,此處不作介紹

作業(yè):閱讀相關(guān)部分語(yǔ)法材料并完成練習(xí)。

第五篇：英語(yǔ)趣味智力題

1.What month do soldiers hate?

--March(三月，行軍)

2.How many feet are there in a yard?

--It depends on how many people stand in the yard.(碼，院子)

3.Why is an empty purse always the same?

--There is no change in it.(零錢，變化)

4.What book has the most stirring chapters?

--A cook book.(動(dòng)人的，攪拌的)

5.What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?

--Hot dog.(熱狗)

6.What is the smallest room in the world?

--Mushroom.(蘑菇)

7.What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?

--Drink well water.(井水，健康的)

8.How do we know the ocean is friendly?

--It waves.(起波浪，招手致意)

9.Which can move faster, heat or cold?

--Heat, because you can catch cold.(追上冷，患感冒)

10.What man cannot live in a house?

什么人不能住在房子里?

--snowman(雪人)

11.What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers?

--dictionary(字典)

12.What question can you never answer “Yes” to?

--Are you dead?(你死了嗎?)

13.You have it.You read it.There're some pictures in it?

--book(書)

14.A mouse has a large pocket.What is it?

--a kangaroo(袋鼠)

15.It has a head，but no neck.It has a body，but no warmth.NO feet，but can travel?

--a car(汽車)1.There is a word of five letters from which you can take two away and leave one.Do you konw what it is?(幫我翻譯下這個(gè)句子再回答）

2.Why is a room full of married people empty?(幫我翻譯下這個(gè)句子再回答）3.The day before the day before yesterday is three days after Saturday.what day is today ? 4.A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.How many minutes would the pills last? 1.一個(gè)單詞由5個(gè)字母組成，除去2就只剩1了，你知道是什么單詞嗎？ three LZ你對(duì)于第一題進(jìn)了個(gè)誤區(qū)，你應(yīng)該是誤把one當(dāng)作代詞，這里one并不是指代前面的letter 2.為什么說(shuō)一間全是已婚人士的屋子是空的？

Because there is no single man.single man 是雙語(yǔ)，首先指單身，另外single指單個(gè)的，單獨(dú)的，因此single man 也可以理解為“一個(gè)人” 3.有一天的前天的前一天就是星期六的三天后，這是哪一天？

倒推，星期六的三天后就是星期二，星期二的后天就是星期四，星期四的后一天就是星期五 friday 4.醫(yī)生給你3片藥，讓你每半個(gè)小時(shí)吃一片，多少分鐘后藥吃完？ 從你吃第一片開始算，還剩兩片，30分鐘后吃第二片還剩一片，再過(guò)30分鐘后吃最后一片就吃完了所以30+30=60 sixty minutes

1.What bank has no money? 2.What falls often but never gets hurt? 3.What has teeth but cannot eat? 4.What has arms but cannot hug ? 5.What has legs but cannot walk? 6.What is yours, but is used more by others than by you? 7.How many sides does a house have? 8.What can you catch but cannot throw? 9.What is deaf and dumb, but can always tell the truth? 10.What goes up and never comes down? 11.Why is letter “e” so important? 12.How do we know the ocean is friendly? 13.Which can move faster, heat or cold? 14.What starts with “e” and ends with “e”, and contains(包括)only one letter? 15.What kind of dog doesn?t bite or bark?

16.What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors? 17.What can go through water, but never get wet? 18.What table is in the field?

19.What is the only thing you can break when you say its name? 20.What is that which you have never seen, heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name? 21.What question can never be answered by ?Yes??

22.What is the most difficult key to turn?

23.Where can you always find money?

24.What is the surest way to double your money?

25.Where does afternoon come before morning in the world? 26.What is easy to get into but hard to get out of? 27.What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty? 答案

1.river bank河床 2.snowflakes雪花 3.comb梳子 4.chair 5.table 6.your name 7.2,inside and outside 8.cold(因?yàn)閏atch cold 感冒）9.clock 10.your age 11.Because it is the beginning of“everything” 12.Because it always waves.因?yàn)榇蠛？偸瞧鸩ɡ藈ave,也有招手的意思 13.heat，because we always catch cold.14.eye 15.hot dog 16.mushroom蘑菇 17.sunlight 18.vegetable 19.the world record 世界紀(jì)錄 20.21.Are you asleep?你睡著了嗎？ 22.donkey,monkey,turkey 23.bank 24.25.In a dictionary.26,problem 27.blackboard

1.From what number can you take half and leave nothing? 2.what two word have thousands of letters in them? 3.what 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away? 4.what kind of dog never bite?

5.where does afternoon always come before morning?

6what is pronounced like one letter,written with three letters,and belongs to all animals?

7.what number gets bigger when you turn it upside down?

1,8 2,dictionary 3,sixth 4,hotdog 5,nowhere 6,eye 7,6

____ is greater than God.____ is more evil than the Devil.The poor have ____.The rich need ____.If you eat ____, you will die.Yes, the key is “ nothing”.Nothing is greater than God.Nothing is more evil than the Devil.The poor have nothing.The rich need nothing.If you eat nothing, you will die.1.You can't do it.You can turn to Ann for help.(ask)

2.There are a hundred and one books in this small room.(a lot of)

3.He has a family of three.(There are three people in his family)4.----All right.Let me do it.-----That's the boy!(Good boy!)

5.Oh,the two young men my boys.They look the same.1、In Albert's class,the ratio（比率）of students who prefer soccer to football is 4 to 3.If there are 35 students in the class,how many prefer soccer?

2、What day is two days before the day immediately following the day three days before the day two days after the day immediately before Friday?

3、Look at the sequence（順序）of the three words.Write the fourth word to complete the set.Example MAIM ARK AIM MARK PLEASE LIGHT LEASE()

4、What number should replace（代替）the question mark? AVIATOR＝6 FIXTURE＝9 WIZARD＝1 DIVERSE＝？

5、Arsenal,Manchester,Liverpool and Tottenham are four football teams.Each team is playing against one of others on the next three Saturdays－a different one each time.On Saturday the 12th,Arsenal are playing against Manchester.Manchester are playing against Tottenham on the 19th.Who is playing against who on the 26th?

1、It's a simple(簡(jiǎn)單的)sum(算術(shù)題).Can you work out which(哪一個(gè))number is represented(代表)by the letter O and which is represented by the K? K K + K

_________________ O K

2、What belongs to(僅屬于)you but is used more by others than yourself(但是別人用得比較多)?

3、(1)聯(lián)合國(guó)的英文縮寫：

(2)中華人民共和國(guó)的英文縮寫：

(3)英國(guó)的英文縮寫：

(4)美國(guó)的英文縮寫：

1.K:5 O:1

2.name

3.(1)UN(2)PRC(3)UK(4)U.S.A.1.Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed? 2.Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? 3.Why is the pig always eating? 4.Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights? 5.Why don't women get bald as soon as men? 6.What can pierce one's ears without a hole? 7.What's the longest word in the world? 8.Why does time fly?

9.Where can a dog get another tail?

Keys:

1.They make a little food go a long way.2.They don't want to be hot-dog.3.He's making a hog of himself.4、The cold war is over.5、Because women wear hire longer.6、Noice.7.Smiles.Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.8.To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.9.At a retail store.1.What letter is a body of water?

2.What is it that found in the every center of America and

Australia?

3.Why is a river rich?

4.Which letter is very useful to a deaf woman?

5.Which runs faster, heat or cold? Why?

6.下面是一道經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)填空題，注意，所有空格均為同一個(gè)單詞：

____ is greater than God.____ is more evil than the Devil.The poor need ____.The rich have ____.If you eat ____, you will die.7.What number should replace(代替)the question mark?

AVIATOR＝6

FIXTURE＝9

WIZARD＝1

DIVERSE＝？

()8.What?s the Chinese for “six of one and half a dozen

of the other?”

A.六分之一 B.人云亦云 C.半斤八兩 D.見(jiàn)一面分一半

()9.What three letters turn a girl into a woman?

What is

東西 D.白色陷阱

one?

A.SUN B.DAB C.EYE D.AGE

()10.We don?t want it.It?s “a white elephant.” it?

A.一件無(wú)用而累的東西 B.一頭白象 C.白給的()11.What?s too much for two and just right for

A.Time B.A secret C.friend D.A room

()12.What?s the Chinese for “talk big”?

A.吹牛 B.說(shuō)謊話 C.罵人 D.很大

()13.I know that from A to Z.A.從A到I B.從頭到尾 C.字母表 D.距離很遠(yuǎn)

()14.You can?t do it.You can sue to Ann for help.A.ask B.think C.find D.give

()15.What?s that? That?s a lily I like it very much.A.girl?s name B.flower C.picture D.cup 答案 hide]KEY:

1.C(sea)

2.R is in the center of America and Australia

3.Cause it has a lot of banks

4.I(eye)

5.because we can “catch cold”,so the answer is heat

6.Gold(money)

7.1 8.C 9.D 10.A 11.B 12.A 13.B 14.A 15.B