第一篇：英文短劇--孔雀東南飛

1.【轉(zhuǎn)】搞笑英文短劇<孔雀東南飛> 孔雀東南飛

焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)劉蘭芝Lanzhi(L for short)焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)劉母Lanzhi's mother(LM for short)太守之子Mayor's son(MS for short)強盜Burglars(A B and C)

(the lines are tentative and some parts are subject to change)Prologue(J作被打狀跑上臺, 內(nèi)砸出一卷紙筒, J被打中,狼狽不堪)J: Everyone says that I'm weak, but in fact, I'm as strong as a tiger,(小聲)while my wife is Wu Song.(指著上臺處的門大聲道)I'm not afraid of you!(內(nèi)砸出一臉盆,Ｊ接住當(dāng)成盾牌護著頭)Then, who am I afraid of? My wife Lanzhi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.I do not care.about all of this ,I only want her to be more tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in hell!(內(nèi)又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J)My God!Who can help me?(下)Act1(序幕結(jié)束時,JM作竊聽狀)JM(拄拐棍上):I can!(對門內(nèi))Lanzhi!Lanzhi!Where are you? L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內(nèi)跳出來):I'm here!What's up mum? JM: I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful ,graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.(加動作)L: OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what's up? JM: Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude, so brusque, so lazy…… L: But……

JM: Never interrupt me!L: Never interrupt me!Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……

JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!L(生氣地?fù)]動著鍋鏟):Oh, you want a grandson, don' t you?(開始解圍裙)Go and ask your son.I'm leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)Act2(LM坐在臺上打毛線,L拿著鍋鏟上)L: Mum, I'm back!LM: You are back? Why? What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law.LM(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災(zāi)樂禍的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor, but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself…… L: But, mum…… LM: Never interrupt me!L: Mum, I'm not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK? And I'll marry whom ever you want me to.LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now, I met the mayor's son in the market.He said :“If you daughter haven't been married, I really really want to marry her!” Now you are free again, I'll go and tell him.(下)L(驚愕):What? The mayor's son? The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的鍋鏟掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)Act3(J睡眼惺忪上)J(邊走邊道):Lanzhi!Lanzhi!Where are my socks?(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)Here they are!(聞一下)Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!(突然想起)Lanzhi has gone!I have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)Oh,I'm so hungry!But there's no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍裙)This is what Lanzhi always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.JM(上):Where's my breakfast?Where'sLanzhi?Hasn't she got up yet? J:Mum,can't you remember?Lanzhi has gone!JM(沉吟片刻):Well, Johnny,you know ,a son without a wife is useless.Lanzhi is a nice girl,go and take her back!J(立正敬禮):Yes madam!JM(拍拍J的肩膀):My good son!Act4(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!The road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳)AB&C:Give us all your money!J(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出１角硬幣):Is 1 mao enough?(三強盜暈倒?fàn)睿又司墼谝贿吷塘?A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!C:I heard that the mayor's son is going to marry MissLiuLanzhi next month.WE can go and rob the wedding!A&B:Good idea!

J(驚訝):What?What?Lanzhi is going to get married?It's impossible!AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!J:But Lanzhi is my wife!We haven't got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)I've got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don't you?I'll go with you.You take the money and I take the bride.B:Have you got any experience?

J:No.But I've got this!(J脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書＄１，０００，０００)Act5(轉(zhuǎn)眼已到了婚禮之期．MS意氣風(fēng)發(fā)用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺,同時播放婚禮喜慶音樂)(J和三強盜躍至臺中,音樂停)ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!A:The road is built by me!B:And I planted one tree.C:If you want to go by this street---J:Give us all your money!(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)L(驚喜萬分):Johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊并躲到了的身后)(MS大怒，揮拳向J打來．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L暈倒)J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向MS沖去,播放京劇武場音樂）(J與MS混戰(zhàn)，JM上，以拐杖擊暈MS, 音樂停),(J將MS胸前的新郎標(biāo)志扯下戴在自己胸前)JM(走到L,身旁):Lanzhi!Lanzhi!J(扶起L，關(guān)切地問):Honey, how are you? L(哭狀):I hurt a lot!J: Don't cry baby.I'll go and fetch the medicine.(下)L(起身去追):Wait for me!(跑下)JM(起身去追): Wait for me!(慢慢跑下)MS(蘇醒過來,慢慢爬起): Wait for me!(謝幕)

第二篇：孔雀東南飛--英語搞笑短劇劇本

焦仲卿johnny(j for short)劉蘭芝lunch(l for short)焦母johnny’s mother(jm for short)劉母lunch’s mother(lm for short)太守之子mayor’s son(ms for short)強盜burglars(a b and c)prologue 序幕

(j作被打狀跑上臺,內(nèi)砸出一卷紙筒,j被打中,狼狽不堪)j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小聲)while my wife is wusong.譯：人人都說我怕老婆，實際上我是老虎，（小聲）我妻子是武松。(指著上臺處的門大聲道)i’m not afraid of you!譯：我才不怕你呢！

(內(nèi)砸出一臉盆,j接住當(dāng)成盾牌護著頭)then, i’m afraid of whom!my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighborhood.she is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.all this i do not care.i only want her to be tenderer than me.but she is not!having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!譯：誰怕誰啊！在鄰里中，我妻子是最有名氣的。她比我勇敢、比我聰明、比我強壯。我也不在乎這些。我只覺得她該對我溫柔些，但是她卻不懂溫柔！有這樣的太太就像活在地獄中啊！(內(nèi)又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中j)my god!who can help me?(下)譯：我的天！誰來救救我??？ act1 第一幕

(序幕結(jié)束時,jm作竊聽狀)jm(拄拐棍上):i can!(對門內(nèi))lunch!lunch!where are you? l(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內(nèi)跳出來):i’m here!what’s up，mum? jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?

jm:since you married my son you have behaved so badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy…… l:but……

jm:never interrupt me!l:never interrupt me!since i married your son, that terrible johnny, i have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing.i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……

jm: but all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!l(生氣地?fù)]動著鍋鏟):oh, you want a grandson, don’t you?(開始解圍裙)go and ask your son.i’m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在jm的臉上,下)act2(lm坐在臺上打毛線,l拿著鍋鏟上)l: mum, i’m back!

lm: you are back?why? what happened? l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.lm(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災(zāi)樂禍的神情):see!i have already told you!when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly, stupid and poor, but you did not listen to me.look at yourself…… l: but, mum…… lm: never interrupt me!l: mum, i’m not interrupting you.i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? And i’ll marry whomever you want me to.lm(大喜): nice girl!just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said, “if your daughter haven’t been married, i really really want to marry her!” now you are free again, i ’ll go and tell him.(下)l(驚愕): what? the mayor’s son? the most famous playboy in the neighborhood?(手中的鍋鏟掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)act3(j睡眼惺忪上)j(邊走邊道): lunch!lunch!where are my socks?(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)here they are!(聞一下)er!how smelly!they are still dirty!(突然想起)lunch has gone!i have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)oh, i’m so hungry!but there’s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍裙)this is what lunch always wears!i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.jm(上): where’s my breakfast? where’s lunch? hasn’t she got up yet? j: mum, can’t you remember? lunch has gone!jm(沉吟片刻): well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is useless.lunch is a nice girl, go and take her back!j(立正敬禮): yes madam!act4(j開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)a: hey you!stop and listen to us!the road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)b: and i planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)c: if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了a的腳)ab&c: give us all your money!j(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):is 1mao enough?(三強盜暈倒?fàn)?，接著三人聚在一邊商?a: what bad luck!this guy is broken!b: if we cannot rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!c: i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liu lanzhi next month.we can go and rob the wedding!a&b: good idea!j(驚訝): what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!ab&c: why? a pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!j: but lunch is my wife!we haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’t you? i’ll go with you.you take the money and i take the bride.b: have you got any experience? j: no.but i’ve got this!(j脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)act5(轉(zhuǎn)眼已到了婚禮之期．ms意氣風(fēng)發(fā)用紅綢牽著新娘上，j蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺)(j和三強盜躍至臺中)abc&j: hey you!stop and listen to us!a: the road is built by me!b: and i planted one tree.c: if you want to go by this street---j: give us all your money!(l聽到j(luò)的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)l(驚喜萬分): johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到j(luò)的身邊并躲到了的身后)(ms大怒，揮拳向j打來．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l暈倒)j(火冒三丈): how dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向ms沖去）(j與ms混戰(zhàn)，jm上，以拐杖擊暈ms)(j將ms胸前的新郎標(biāo)志扯下戴在自己胸前)j(扶起l，關(guān)切地問):honey, how are you? l(哭狀): i hurt a lot!j: don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine.(下)l(起身去追):wait for me!(跑下)

第三篇：英文短劇狼來了

狼來了 英文短劇劇本 THE WOLF IS COMING

（男孩1人，農(nóng)民4人，小羊10人）

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SCENE ONE:

旁白：long long ago, there is a boy who keep a flock of sheep on the

mountain.男孩上，趕著一群羊（音樂起：LONG LONG AGO。男孩和羊一起跳舞）然后走到

樹下休息，音樂停。

Boy: 揮舞著他手中的鞭子。Hmn, it’s boring.(嗯，太無聊了。靈機一動)Um, I

have a good idea.(嗯,我有了一個好主意.我相信人們很快就會來了。)大聲喊A

wolf is coming.A wolf is coming.Help!(狼來了。狼來了。救命??！)

(山下有幾名農(nóng)民在干活。他們聽到了男孩的聲音。)

Farmer A&B&C&D: Let’s go and help him.Let’s kill the wolf.(是的，咱們?nèi)?/p>

他?？烊ゴ蚶前?。)(越來越多的農(nóng)民停下手中的活兒，拿著棍棒和農(nóng)具上山了。)

Farmer A&B&C&D: Where’s the wolf? Can you see it?(狼呢？你看見了嗎？)

Boy: Hahaha!Sorry.There’s no wolf here.I’m joking.Haha…(哈哈哈，對不起，這兒沒有狼，我開玩笑呢。哈哈哈……)

Farmer A: No wolf? You cheat us.It is not good to do this.(沒有狼？你騙我們。這

樣做不好。)

Boy: Hahaha!What fools!Hahaha……(哈！真傻，哈哈……)

農(nóng)民們很生氣他們下山繼續(xù)干活了。

Boy:（趕著羊群下臺）Let’s go!Let’s go!

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SCENE TWO:

男孩上，趕著一群羊（音樂起：MARY HAS A LITTLE LAMB。男孩和羊一起

跳舞）音樂停

Boy: A wolf is coming.A wolf is coming.Help!Help!(狼來了。狼來了。救命啊！

救命??！)

Farmer A(對 Farmer B&C&D說): Maybe the wolf is really coming.(或許這一次

狼真的來了。)

Boy: Help!Help…(救命啊救命啊狼來了…….)

Farmer A: Let’s go and kill the wolf.(咱們上山打狼去。)

Farmer B&C&D:OK.(他們向山頂爬,有人都累得爬不到山頂了?？墒钱?dāng)他們爬到山頂時，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)根本沒有狼。)

Farmer A&B&C&D: Where’s the wolf?（狼在哪兒？）

Boy: Hahaha!Don’t angry with me, uncles.Why not sit down and have a chat?(哈哈哈，大叔大伯，你們別生氣。坐下來跟我聊會天，好嗎？)

Farmer A: What a bad boy!Don’t believe him.(這孩子真不象話，別再理了。)Farmer B&C&D: Let’s go!咱們走!(男孩笑彎了腰。農(nóng)民們氣憤地離開了。)Boy:（趕著羊群下臺）Let’s go!Let’s go!

SCENE THREE:

一個晴朗的早上,小孩在山頂上放羊。（音樂起：wish you a merry Christmas.）突然,他聽到一陣怪叫聲。狼真的來了。

Boy:(他怕極了。)Wolf!Wolf!The wolf is really coming.Help!Help!(狼!狼!狼真的來了?？炀让?)

Wolf: So many fat sheep.I can have a good lunch.(這么多肥羊。我我能吃頓豐盛的午餐了。)

Boy: The wolf is coming.Help!The wolf is coming.Help!(狼來了。救命!)旁白：（But no one came this.The wolf killed a sheep, and went after the boy.The boy fell down the hill.He was saved.After that, he never lied.可是這一次沒有人來。狼咬死一只羊，又去追那孩子。小孩摔下山坡。他被救了。)

Boy: I’m sorry, I’ll never lie again.男孩哭著說(對不起，我以后再也不敢撒謊了。)

主持稿：

1)A&B:Good morning, everyone.Welcome to English day!

A:It’s a fine day.Nice to meet you.B:First, let’s do ‘copy me’together.Music, please.2)B:Next,please enjoy the show ‘the wolf is coming’.3)A:Time flies.So much for today, see you next time.B: Byebye!

第四篇：搞笑版英文話劇 孔雀東南飛

焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)劉蘭芝lunch(lforshort)焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)劉母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)強盜burglars(abandc)prologue 序幕

(j作被打狀跑上臺,內(nèi)砸出一卷紙筒,j被打中,狼狽不堪)j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小聲)while my wife is wusong.譯：人人都說我怕老婆，實際上我是老虎，（小聲）我妻子是武松。

(指著上臺處的門大聲道)i’m not afraid of you!譯：我才不怕你呢！

(內(nèi)砸出一臉盆,j接住當(dāng)成盾牌護著頭)then, i’m afraid of whom!my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me.all this i donot care.i only want she to be tender than me.but she is not!having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!

譯：誰怕誰??！在鄰里中，我妻子是最有名氣的。她比我勇敢、比我聰明、比我強壯。我也不在乎這些。我只覺得她該對我溫柔些，但是她卻不懂溫柔！有這樣的太太就像活在地獄中啊！(內(nèi)又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中j)my god!who can help me?(下)譯：我的天！誰來救救我?。?act1 第一幕

(序幕結(jié)束時,jm作竊聽狀)jm(拄拐棍上):i can!(對門內(nèi))lunch!lunch!where are you? l(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內(nèi)跳出來):i’m here!what’s up，mum? jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?

jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy…… l:but……

jm:never interrupt me!

l:never interrupt me!since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all daylong,cooking and washing.i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……

jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!l(生氣地?fù)]動著鍋鏟):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(開始解圍裙)go and ask your son.i’m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在jm的臉上,下)act2(lm坐在臺上打毛線,l拿著鍋鏟上)l:mum, i’m back!

lm:you are back?why?what happened? l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.lm(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災(zāi)樂禍的神情):see!i have already told you!when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen to me.look at yourself…… l:but,mum……

lm:never interrupt me!

l:mum,i’m not interrupting you.i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and i’ll marry whomever you want me to.lm(大喜):nice girl!just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go and tell him.(下)l(驚愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的鍋 鏟掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)act3(j睡眼惺忪上)j(邊走邊道):lunch!lunch!where are mysocks?(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)here they are!(聞一下)er!how smelly!they are still dirty!(突然想起)lunch has gone!i have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)oh,i’m so hungry!but there’s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍 裙)this is what lunch always wears!i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill!now she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet? j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!

jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless.lunch is an ice girl,go and take her back!j(立正敬禮):yes madam!act4(j開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)a:hey you!stop and listen to us!the road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了a的腳)ab&c:give us all your money!j(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):is 1mao enough?(三強盜暈倒?fàn)?，接著三人聚在一邊商?a:what bad luck!this guy is broken!

b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next month.we can go and rob the wedding!a&b:good idea!j(驚訝):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!j:but lunch is my wife!we haven’t got divorced yet!

(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go with you.you take the money and i take the bride.b:have you got any experience? j:no.but i’ve got this!(j脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)act5(轉(zhuǎn)眼已到了婚禮之期．ms意氣風(fēng)發(fā)用紅綢牽著新娘上，j蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺)(j和三強盜躍至臺中)abc&j:hey you!stop and listen to us!a:the road is built by me!b:and i planted one tree.c:if you want to go by this street---j:give us all your money!(l聽到j(luò)的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)l(驚喜萬分):johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到j(luò)的身邊并躲到了的身后)(ms大怒，揮拳向j打來．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l暈倒)j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向ms沖去）(j與ms混戰(zhàn)，jm上，以拐杖擊暈ms)(j將ms胸前的新郎標(biāo)志扯下戴在自己胸前)j(扶起l，關(guān)切地問):honey, how are you? l(哭狀):i hurt a lot!j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine.(下)l(起身去追):wait for me!(跑下)

第五篇：《孔雀東南飛》（英文搞笑話劇

Wanderseveryfivemiles

焦仲卿Johy(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort)

焦母Johy’smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)太守之子Mayor’on(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC)

Prologue

(J作

被打狀跑上臺,內(nèi)砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪)

J:EverybodysaysthatI’mheecked,butinfact,I’matrongasatiger,(小聲)whilemy

wifeisWuSong.(指著上臺處的門大聲道)I’mnotafraidofyou!

(內(nèi)砸出一臉盆,Ｊ接住當(dāng)成盾牌護著頭)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?

MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheiraverthanme,smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender

thanme.Butsheiot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!

(內(nèi)又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J)

MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)

Act1

(序幕結(jié)束時,JM作竊聽狀)

JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!

(對門內(nèi))Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?

L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內(nèi)跳出來):I’mhere!What’supmum?

JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland

dearestmother-in-law”.L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?

JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeeorude,sobrusque,so

lazy……

L:But……

JM:Neverinterruptme!

L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohy,Ihavebeenworkinghardall

daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedteofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken

and……

JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!

L(生氣地?fù)]動著鍋鏟):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(開始解圍裙)Goandaskyour

son.I’mleaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)

Act2

(LM坐在臺上打毛線,L拿著鍋鏟上)

L:Mum,I’mback!

LM:Youareback?Why?Whathaened?

L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.LM(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災(zāi)樂禍的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouiistedon

marryingthatterribleJohy,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten

tome.Lookatyourself……

L:But,mum……

LM:Neverinterruptme!

L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And

I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’oninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter

Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo

andtellhim.(下