第一篇：英語搞笑劇本改編

A：導演 B：編劇 C：黃花菜 D：柔柔 E：才女

旁白：最近一首《時間都去哪了》可謂是紅遍中國的大江南北啊，其主要原因呢，肯定與其歌詞所包含的重大教育意義有關，所以因曾經(jīng)拍攝電影而名噪一時的國際著名導演張某某正在策劃將歌曲改編成同名電影。

A：大家好，想必你們一定看過吧，不錯，我就是這部戲的導演張某某，（鼓掌）可以了可以了。。

B：吃了嗎，我尊敬的導演！大家上午好！感謝大家來參與我們的選拔，我們這次將會選出一些優(yōu)秀的富有幽默感的演員來參與我們最新電影的拍攝，誰將會成為今天的幸運兒呢，是你，是你，還是你？呵呵，讓我們拭目以待！

A：（害羞狀）親，過來坐吧~ A：（尷尬地笑了笑）哼哼，有請第一位面試者。

C：（風情萬種，妖嬈嫵媚地走進來，給觀眾一個飛吻）哦，我親愛的最愛的可愛的編劇，最帥氣的王子殿下，我這個“性感女神”粉墨登場了！每個人一定都認識我，我姓黃名花菜，家住合肥市，二十歲還沒定過親。

B：黃花菜？的確很符合你無與倫比的氣質(zhì)，你父母真是足夠了解你啊。

C：哦，真的嗎，我也這么覺得呢！我知道我很美，你又那么帥，我們兩真的是郎才女貌啊，如果我們在一起。。

B：（嘔吐狀后正色道）我謝謝你全家，我不是同性戀！親愛的，展示一下你的才藝吧。

C：我需要你的幫助。二人開始跳舞。

B：（終于忍不?。┠阌型隂]完！（隨即被C強吻后暈過去。）A：（氣憤狀）我去你大爺!(將C踢下場，看著B開始犯花癡）哦，怎么會有這么帥的人，看得我的心小鹿亂撞，我應該給他一個人工呼吸嗎？

B：（突然驚醒）你，你做什么！

A：沒什么沒什么，你看今天的天空多藍啊。B：額。。那就有請下一位！

D：大家好，人家天下無敵霹靂美少女是柔柔啦~（轉個圈，作公主半蹲裝，并開始跳舞。）

A：（不耐煩)行了行了。。（見沒有反應）夠了！

B：哇哦，好可愛的一個萌妹子，你給我們帶來什么樣的才藝展示呢？

D：嗯，今天呢，我為大家?guī)硪皇赘瑁小逗靡欢涿利惖能岳蚧ā愤@是我唱給你聽的，親愛的王子。

A：這位小姐，時間有限，不要做跟表演無關的事。

A：（忍無可忍）夠了！你唱的跟貓叫一樣，聽了晚上都要做噩夢，誰給你勇氣站在這的！簡直就在浪費我們的時間。

D：不，親愛的編劇，不是這樣的!B：哦，親愛的，你的表現(xiàn)的確是很特別啊，不過很可惜，是特別的糟糕，你實在是浪費了你美麗的外表，我們要的是實力派的演員，而不是你這種花瓶。

D：實話告訴你，其實人家不在乎能不能成一名演員，人家在乎的是你啊，我最最親愛的，能和你在一起才是最重要的，我敢打賭，只要我們在一起了，我們的寶寶一定會是全天下最美麗聰明的。。

A：我了個去！這位小姐，我們今天是場演員海選，不是你的相親派對，我想你可能來錯地方了！給我滾出去，別在這丟人現(xiàn)眼了！

B：你知道她是我的女人！

A：去你大爺?shù)呐?，你趕緊給我滾！D:(恨恨地走出去)A：看樣子你很吃香啊，誰都為你而來，不論是女人，還是男人。B：呵呵，我從來沒想過會是這樣。

A：下一位，可不可以來個正常人，我快hold不住了。E：東風不來，三月的柳絮不飛，你的心如小小的寂寞的城，跫音不響，三月的春帷不揭，你的心如小小的窗扉緊閉。

A：請自我介紹一下。E：關于我的名字嘛。。等等，你知道《忐忑》嗎？（A搖頭，B點頭）額。。沒關系，那《The fox》呢？（A還是搖頭，B點頭）或者《萬萬沒想到》？（A還是搖頭，B還是點頭，E走上前牽起B(yǎng)的手想要親吻）知音啊知音，我真是太榮幸認識你了！我就知道你懂我！

A：（拍開E的手）你放開他!E：你居然連這些當代流行藝術都不知道，憑什么坐在這！A：你、、、你、、、你、、、E：好吧好吧，這些都不重要，你可以不知道它們，但你一定得知道我啊，將會趕上楊冪劉詩詩成為中國影壇最紅的女星——趙彤！

A：我不在乎你以后會怎么樣，我只想知道，你現(xiàn)在能帶給我們什么。

E：這個好辦！（轉向B）帥哥，我需要你的幫助。BE開始跳舞。

A：你在干什么，我受不了了，你可以走了?。ㄍ屏薊一把，拉回B）

E：你這么粗魯，你爸媽知道嘛？

A：我的天吶，我真的受不了了，怎么找一個優(yōu)秀的演員那么難，這是天要亡我?。∧銈?nèi)齻€，進來！

C：編劇，你喜歡我的舞蹈對不對？ D：編劇，你喜歡我的歌聲對嗎？ E：編劇，你喜歡我的表演是不是??？ CDE：我們通過選拔了對不對？

A：額、、、非常感謝你們來到我們的海選現(xiàn)場，也給我們帶來了很多另類的表演，但是，很不幸地告訴你們、、、（電話響，接電話）你好，什么？！今天的面試現(xiàn)場只來了他們?nèi)齻€人，你們是怎么做宣傳的！我的天??！你們?nèi)齻€，通過面試了、、、CDE：我們終于成功了，我們可以成超級巨星了！

A：等等，可是我們需要四個演員啊，如今只有三個，怎么辦？ CDE：他可以加入我們！B：我？我不行不行。

A：他們說的對，你看看你，長得玉樹臨風，風流倜儻，人見人愛，花見花開，車見車爆胎！帥過劉德華，氣死金城武，完勝謝霆鋒，秒殺鐘漢良，完全是男主角的最佳人選！

CDE：說的太對了，我們支持你！B：不行不行，我真的不行！

A：你確定？（抽出B的工資卡）還想不想要這個月的工資啦！B：導演導演，放輕松啦~這些都是毛毛雨啦~都聽你的，都聽你的，嘿嘿。。（一臉諂媚的笑）

A：溫情電影《時間都去哪了》即將開機，請大家多多支持！面試結束了，三個奇葩演員，帥氣的編劇和霸氣的導演將會給我們帶來什么樣的精彩呢？

那一刻，他與她相遇，時光的筆尖流轉，寫下了世間最美的情詩。當愛情悄悄來臨，能擁著你，成了我最大的幸福。我愿用一枚戒指，許下關于你未來永恒的承諾，親愛的，嫁給我?。ㄅ畠撼錾r候）1+1=3，他們的愛情故事開始有了續(xù)集。（女兒青春期）當她拖著時間的尾巴快快長大，當沒有硝煙的戰(zhàn)爭悄然打響，時間啊時間，你在哪里？歲月改變了鬢角的顏色，他守一座城，她開一扇門，等迷路的孩子回家。（女兒成年）時間哪也沒去，它總是在哪里，陪她成長，伴他們變老，品那幸福釀的酒發(fā)出馥郁的香。父母不需要我們回報什么，只需要我們?；丶铱纯淳秃茫嗍亓糇r間，可以留住幸福！

一起謝幕：愿我們都?；丶铱纯纯蓯鄣陌謰?，謝謝…………..

第二篇：英語搞笑改編短劇劇本-孫悟空三打白骨精

Beat it!人物：T:唐僧

M:孫悟空

P:豬八戒

S:沙僧

X:白骨精原型

B1:白骨精變成的村姑

B2:白骨精變成的漂亮的女人

B3: 白骨精變成男人

T: Emitofo, Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful.where we are now?......Does any one of you know what this place is? 眾徒弟們搖頭，除了八戒在看書。

T: bajie, give me the map(不回頭，懶洋洋的問)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（嚴肅的問）八戒依舊看書，不理睬。

M: Idiot, What are you looking at?

孫悟空用棍子打了一下八戒，八戒才注意，趕忙藏書。但為時已晚，M一把搶過。M: Look，monster…..(把書搶走交給師傅)T:(很吃驚)（轉身訓斥八戒）Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!P: Oh, master!Forgive me。I will never do this again(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west.P: Master, we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so.我這肚子餓了。

M: Fat Pig!

P: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….M: You will what(兇相)? P: I will help you catch fleas跳蚤。M: Hm！

T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry.Could you go to get some food for me? P: You see , master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

S: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….T: Em…It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? M: No problem!(畫圈)S: This is…..?

M: Electric net伏魔圈!I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it.T: Em……ok，that’s good，we will stay in it!Monkey, You find the food as quickly as possible.I am so hungry.S: Ok, master.Bye!(飛走)T: It’s so boring, Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》

白骨精上場

X;Hahahaaa…I heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite life.how lucky am I,they are in my area.Wow, I should come up with a plan.Ehn…..get it!i can pretend to be a poor woman, so they will trust me.haha……change change…… 轉了幾圈，變成了一個村姑B1。B1:I look great!蹣跚的走過去，接近三人，看著他們在打牌…..B1:hello,gentelman…...Can I join you? P: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.不好意思，姑娘。我們在斗地主，三個人夠了。B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!噢，機會來了！炸彈！T: Bomb?(出牌)B1: Double King!王炸！

T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!喔…我贏了！嗯…，姑娘，你是老手吧。進來教我！M:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah…… 慘叫聲

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have you done!She is my teacher!M: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)M: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)太晚了！Once more……(緊箍咒)M: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!So have you take some delicious food for me?

M: Yes, Master, I found some delicious bananas.T: bananas again?!How many times I have told you!I am a monk, not a monkey!I want meat, meat(加重語氣,又開始唱起泰坦尼克主題曲)M：OH, sorry, master, Please ,no…….T: Get the meat for me, quickly!（唐僧搖搖頭，玩起手機來）

白骨精變成了一位年輕漂亮的女子

X2:（曼妙的走過來，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不轉頭：leave me alone.x2有碰一下，唐僧依然不轉頭：I said leave me alone.這時，x2開口說話）

X2:hi….Mr handsome!

T:（轉頭）wow…h(huán)i beauty!（扔掉畫冊，背景音樂響起，only you，神情對視，過會兒）come here,do you want some food？take some bananes。i am tang seng,you can call me Tanny X:hi Tanny…you look great,maybe we can have some time together alone T:yeah,you are right, what are we waiting for?!Let us go!(半路碰到悟空，悟空火眼金睛看出是妖怪)M:Monster！look at how I beat you into hell.（唐僧沒有攔的?。㏄&S: Are you Ok, moster?(扶T)S: Look,(伸食指)how many?看，這是幾？ T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)T: What you are doing,you bastard monkey!this beautiful lady is my guest, M:boss,it is a monster,he change himself into a charming girl so as to attact you.he will eat you T:bullshit!you must be fed up with this trip to west…..T：I think you little monkey need some punishment(擺姿勢，要念咒語)M：（趕忙說）oh,no, master,not that spell.Q:(sigh)it is so late!(念咒，喜洋洋美羊羊灰太狼紅太郎，別看我只是一只羊……悟空落荒而走)B3:Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)孫悟空，游戲結束了！

B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)M: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)孫悟空突然冒出來打死妖精

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！M:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 P: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......準備吃唐僧 M:(悄悄走到B后，打B暈)T: Wukong? S: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）

P: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!師傅，你應該提高一下智商了！這個妖怪為了騙你變化成三個模樣！T: How,how did you find out S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)T: Wukong(M不理T)I admit my mistake this time(M仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)悟空，這次是為師錯怪了你，對不起 M: What? T: I'm sorry.M: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)

第三篇：英語搞笑短劇劇本

三打白骨精

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒

J：沙僧

B：白骨精（何平）B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆B3：B變化成的老頭 T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now? S: Bajie, map!E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look, boss(湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)? E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady, you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!(準備

開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……

T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!

B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No, sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? E: Oh, Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How, how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder, please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）

(謝幕)

愛在西元前

第四篇：英語搞笑話劇劇本

二人用版本

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman.He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students.He has a lot of money now.But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you.I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here.I’ll be a boss soon!Candy, money, candy, money……

Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)Now press, press……

Oh, my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)Press, press……

Oh, my god!Never mind!Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces

加旁白1人屬于4人用）

白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen.She had a pretty daughter named Snow White.Soon after the child was born, the queen died.The queen married another queen.The stepmother was very jealous.She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：(Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new queen.I’m very beautiful.you see.If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her.I have a magic mirror.If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔鏡：Yes, I’m coming.Your Majesty!What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔鏡：Yes.Your Majesty!You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady.She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.四人用版本

Global warming

A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone.B． C.D ：Good afternoon, teacher.A.First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B.I think it’s the problem of environment pollution.A.It’s related to our correct answer.But it isn’t correct one.B.Is it the problem of population increasing? A.No.C.Oh.I got it.It’s global warming.A.Right!Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays.Because……

B.Teacher.I have a question.It was very cold indeed this winter.I think it’s global cooling!

A.You got the wrong concept.Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control.So it will be sometimes very cold.B.Teacher.What causes “ global warming”?

C.I know.Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature.It causes global warming.A.You are right.Do you know what will happen with the global warming?

B.Yes.The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water.Human will have no places to live.C.Surely, we don’t want that will happen.A.What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?

B.I think we can protect the environment from ourselves.We can plant trees C.When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.A.Ok.Students, we can’t only speak but not do later.Let us go planting trees.D.Oh, teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s tree-planting day!

A.Yes!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!

A.That is good.I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment.Now the class is over bye-bye students!B.C.D.good bye.Teacher.（4人版本）

Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company.This day they are talking in the office.Ca: Bingo!I finally finish this case.It is really tough!I have not slept well for almost a week.Wing: Me too.I always get so busy in this season.I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much.What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case? Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion.Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!Ca: You are right.Let’s pig out on junk food!

Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown.I miss German food!Ca: so do I.how much I love French food!Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before.Do you have any recommendation? Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse Ci: They all sound yummy.But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families? Wing&Ca: No Ci: The answer is dumplings!Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted.Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me.what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together.I will teach you how to cook it.Ca: Great!That is fantastic.Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings Wing: Very good idea!We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work.Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger.(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”

Ca: sure, here you are.what s next? Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together.be careful ,don’t add too much water.Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it.shall I blend them? CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well.A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.(an hour later)Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared.lets start!CiCi: Wait!I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these? Ca: Wow!Cheese!Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine.Wing: God.Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!

CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.Ca: So it is a complete big meal.Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life.Let’s cheers!Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!

第五篇：英語搞笑話劇劇本

英語搞笑話劇劇本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet

從前，一個巫婆有一雙臭腳，人們都很討厭。所以，她想找一個人換掉她的雙腳。

有一天她來到“香國”。她發(fā)現(xiàn)，人人都有雙香腳。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭腳換了王子的香腳。

有一位公主，她總是失眠。雖然國王和王后在嘗試了很多方法，她還不能睡覺。國王和王后陛下非常擔心自己的女兒。

最后，他們就發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個方法：每當公主無法入睡，她只需要嗅覺王子的臭腳，然后她將睡得很好。

最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。人物

Ada:

Little girl Candy:

Queen Evander:

King Evelyn Joel:

Prince Rita:

Singer /Woman Yilina:

Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet.They were very disgusting.So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”.She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet.And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet.The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet.There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”.Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep.The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well.In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.SCENE I(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story!Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet.They smelt worse than stinky tofu.They were very disgusting.So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.Ada: And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”.She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet.And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet.The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.Witch:（screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence.More and more people fall for my…my … feet!Oh no, my feet!I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet.The smell of my feet can kill mice.Oh, I don’t want to live.I want to fly away!（Flying to the Fragrance country）

Witch:(Crying)I hate my feet!I hate my feet!(in a low voice)Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sweet.(Searching)Oh.What a handsome boy.(Come closer and take a deep breath)Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair!(Angrily)Not fair!Look, he’s sleeping and snoring.Let me exchange my feet with his!(Doing magic and laughing loudly)Oh, my feet.You smell so sweet!Now I’m really the most charming witch.(Fly away)

Prince:(Asleep and dreaming)Oh!What a beautiful girl you are!You are my only one – my dear princess.Prince:(Wake up!)Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad smell！The room smells of stinky tofu.Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no!It’s my feet.I have a pair of stinky feet.How did it happen?(Hold on to his head.)(Run away)I can’t believe it!

SCENE II(The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.Crow A: Please go away…

Crow B: Quickly!It’s full of bad smell here.Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.Prince: Oh!I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!(Prince continues to walk.He sees some flowers.)Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.Flower A: Oh!I can’t live without fresh air.Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.(Prince continues to walk.)Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.(Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.)Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.Stranger B: Oh!Don’t talk nonsense.Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from.It’s him.Strangers: Just get lost!Dirty man!Prince: Oh I’m sorry.I’m not a dirty man.My feet are really disgusting.(Prince continues to walk.)

SCENE III Ada: There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty country.” Although king and queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep.Ada: The king and the queen are very worried about their daughter.Then, they finally found a perfect solution after several trials and failures…(In the palace.)Queen: I am the queen!King: Of course I am the king!Queen: You never care about your daughter！!King: So…what happened to our baby? Queen: My dear daughter can’t sleep!King: So…what can we do?

(Queen brings many kinds of pills to her daughter.)King: Oh~my dear, just take them all.Princess: Take them all? Are you sure? King: Yes!Princess:(Take medicine)I still can’t sleep me still can’t sleep!(Try another method.)King: Hey my dear!Dad teaches you a good way to fall sleep: Counting Sheep.Princess: 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep …..(Try a third method.)Queen: I know a girl with a beautiful voice.Maybe she can make our daughter sleep.King: Yes yes!(Open the door)Is she the one?(See Ada)Queen: Oh~no!King: Is she the one? Queen: Of course!Please start singing!Rita: I am a magic singer.(Clean the throat.)Can I start to sing? Rita: Baby sleep.Baby sleep.Baby hurry to sleep.Everybody sing with me….Princess: Shut up!Get out of here！King: I think these methods are not good ideas.We’ll think of better ideas.Queen: Hum…I have an idea….maybe we can…..King: You can say that again.Queen: Let’s get ready.(King and queen are preparing …)

Princess: Daddy!Mommy!It’s time to sleep!Don’t forget to take medicine.(King and queen are disguised as ghosts in order to scare the princess to sleep.)King: Oh, no!It didn’t work.Maybe we should get help from people.Queen: OK!(Point to Ada)You just do it.Go out on the streets and find some help.SCENE IV(Prince walks in the Beauty Country and looks at a crowd of people.Some people try to make the princess sleep.)Prince:(To himself.)A woman among the crowd: I’ve tried several ways and still they didn’t work!I think I can make the princess sleep!Can I try? King & Queen: Yes!It’s our pleasure.Please try.Prince: Thank you!(Take his shoes off and put his feet in front of the princess’s face.)Sorry!My dear princess!Princess: Oh!Your feet smell so awful.I can’t breathe and I want to sleep.King & Queen: Oh no!My dear~ What happened to you? Don’t scare us!(King touches her nose to check if the princess breathes.)King: She’s still breathing.She just fell asleep.(Queen hugs the Princess.)Queen: Thank you!Oh, thank God!My dear baby finally fell asleep.King:(To the prince.)Oh!Thank you!We are very lucky to meet you.Prince: I can’t believe it!My disgusting feet have magic power！Queen: Oh!Don’t say that!They are not disgusting at all.Congratulations!You are going to marry my dear daughter.King: Yes!This is a happy ending.Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet.And then, she would sleep very well.In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.